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<p align="justify"><b>STOP PRESS:</b> LEGENDS OF THE ELDAR Captain <b>Merren Arrowflight</b> has been slain by a brutal, and entirely legal, block by a dwarven troll-slayer. Legend's chop-artist <b> Splint Ganglion</b> had this to say:<br>"I tried to save him but their really wasn't much I could do. He'd been driven into the ground head first, hard, so hard that he was virtually decapitated. Hell of a block though!"<br>In the previous match, the Legends lost their veteran Lion Warrior <b>Aelwynn Swiftwind</b> who seemed poised to become a star player of renown - until he tripped over his boot-laces laces going for the endzone and tragically crushed his windpipe on the ball. Things are looking grim indeed for the team with fans leaving them in droves, in fact it appears that only the season ticket holders are still showing up. It has been suggested, possibly cruelly, that these fans are only showing up because of the non-refund policy of League management. Many have called for the team to retire from the league before embarrasing themselves any further, this includes a public request from the High Elven Council of Players and Coaches (HECOPAC).<br>During his press release HECOPAC spokesperson <b>The Marquis Mallys de Shortshrift</b> had this to say:<br>"Get off the field!"<br><br> Amid a barrage of derisive howling from the press gallery, <b>Head Coach Fezdan</b> made this statement.<br> "This has been a tough decision but the team no longer has the fan base to succeed in the ranked championship. They have been sent, after much pressure from HECOPAC, to play in the Southern Wastes League Fringe competition. The boys have taken it pretty hard. These guys are all from rich, powerful and noble houses, consequently this has been a difficult period of adjustment for them - <b>it's not everyday a noble gets kicked in the family jewels and has their face rubbed in the stable waste!</b> Still, I have faith in their ability to endure and fightback.... so much so that I wanted to take this opportunity to announce that my latest team - <b><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=238068">The Eldar Phoenixes </a></b> have qualified for the ranked league....." <br><br>

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Fezdans Children	Dark Elf	1000k	27	1/0/1	120k	3 - 1	1000k	4	0/0/0	0k	19k
See You In Hell	Tomb Kings	1130k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1160k	26	4/3/1	50k	37k
Addicted To Father Nurgle II	Chaos	1120k	7	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1060k	19	2/1/0	80k	41k
Revenge of the Gekko	Lizardmen	1120k	8	0/0/1	80k	0 - 3	1000k	15	0/0/0	60k	44k
Team Crayola	Orc	1170k	9	1/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1240k	19	1/1/0	50k	44k
ISIA Scrambl3rs	Skaven	1240k	13	0/1/0	80k	1 - 1	1320k	11	1/0/0	50k	45k
High Castle Protectorate	High Elf	1340k	21	0/0/0	20k	4 - 2	1300k	18	0/1/0	40k	30k
Duskwood Hawks	Wood Elf	1410k	16	0/0/0	70k	2 - 2	1350k	15	1/0/0	50k	44k
Prag Panthers	Human	1530k	12	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1450k	13	0/0/0	50k	46k
Leafies Leopards	Wood Elf	1470k	12	0/0/0	60k	1 - 3	1540k	22	2/0/1	20k	30k
Irish Pub	Dwarf	1400k	7	0/0/0	10k	0 - 1	1250k	12	2/0/1	70k	26k
Woodford Jumpsuit Assassins	Wood Elf	1280k	14	0/0/0	10k	2 - 2	1280k	18	0/1/0	50k	40k
Tree Huggerrz	Wood Elf	1320k	9	1/0/1	40k	0 - 2	1290k	12	0/0/0	20k	38k