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Fat Chance
Roster [R] Skaven

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<strong>2506</strong> - Fat Chance is formed out of the ruins of The Jelly Bellies, recruiting mere linerats instead of positionals. Quantity has a quality of its own.
We've tried a Rat Ogre, but the nitwit caused more turnovers then anything else. So then we went without for most of a season, and we got run over. Now a new one is drafted to augment the team's strength value on the field.
Adhering a strict (or as strict as possible) No Niggles policy, we're cycling through Gutter Runners quite rapidly as they age or get hurt. Not to mention the linerats. These guys don't even get a written contract or a training. It's a-good-luck and a-goodbye and get your ass on the Line.

This team is in a constant struggle to keep its Net TDs inversely correlated to its Net Casualties.

<div align=center> >>> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=241047">Meet the Team</a> <<< </div>

<table border="0" align="left" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2"><tr><td colspan="2"><strong>Deaths on the Field - In Fond Memory Of</strong></td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman1b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813707">Naughty Nick </a><br>The very first match against the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=240988">OCologne</a>&nbsp;Orcs results in the very first death in the team. An omen of what is yet to come... </td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman2b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2822663">Tom Noddy</a><br>Died after 3 games, killed by the Orcs of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=237212">Krankdse Grendels</a>. Seems like #9 is the unlucky number, as both Nick and Tom wore it when they bit the dust. </td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman1b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813712">Ratso Rich </a><br>Still completely unskilled &amp; clueless after 6 games on the Line Of Scrimmage, the same orcs that got Tom Noddy, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=237212">Krankdse Grendels</a>, just ran him into the ground.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman3b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813713">Jealous Jimmy </a><br>In our first match lost, we also lost Jimmy. Culprits are the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=240007">Midland Mayhem Maniacs</a>.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman2b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813709">Hitme Hank </a><br>Dark Elves got the best of him, as the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&amp;op=view&amp;team_id=231698">Night of Swarms</a> blocked him to death while he was innocently standing on the Line of Scrimmage.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/skrunner1b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813704">Fruitcake Freddy</a><br>Star Gutter Runner, skilled in Blocking and Dodging away, and more Agile than a normal Runner got killed by those coldblooded Lizardmen.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/skstorm1b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813701">Big Bert</a><br>The Humans took revenge on Bert for him tackling their offense.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman2b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813708">Banana Bob </a><br>Bob finally passed the Banana after 24 matches on the field. As the kicker of the team, he always stood well back from the LoS, protected by rats in front and on the side. He got hurt quite early in his career, loosing some of his movement and making him not the fastest kid on the block, but now he remains still. Dead still.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman1b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2913694">Eric Evergreen</a><br>Eric was known as Fat Chance's mean streak. Never afraid to take revenge for brutal actions against the rats by introducing the malefactor to his pointy, iron-clad boot. Seems to have made him quite unpopular with the visiting team, though, as he got RIP'ed by Orcs.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman3b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2813714">Philly The Finger</a><br>Got killed and raised to join the ranks of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=252848">Hush</a> (undead). Gave his life for the good cause, though, since Fat Chance won that game with 6-2.</td></tr><tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/sklineman3b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2974866">Banana Billy</a><br>Curse that Banana! No sane rat is willing to take it up again, as now already 2 players have met their maker whilst carrying it on the green. Goes without saying that fruit is bad for your health, breaks your concentration and gets you killed.</td></tr>
<tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/skrunner2b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2978280">Jiffy James</a><br>First match after a long away-from-the-game period, and Jiffy turned out too iffy. Scored a TD and was run into the ground by a Wight in the Necros' return drive. Next!</td></tr>
<tr><td><img src="http://www.tabruyn.com/bloodbowl/icons/skrunner1b.gif"></td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=4799696">Little Wee Willy</a><br>Fouled to death in a particularly bloody game against <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=399355">Vampsmall</a> vampires, in a sequence when Fat Chance had only 3 rats left on court while the first half wasn't even over. Conceded the match on Little Wee Willy's death, as the crowd stormed the field. </td></tr></table>
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Barefoot Bobby
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Claw, Tackle
   16 0 0 0 10 0 20/31 140k
(90+50)k
  
3
Olly Ovulo
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Strip Ball, Dauntless, Horns, +MA, Block
   39 19 15 0 9 3 97/176 200k
(80+120)k
  
5
Downunder Longjohns
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block
   7 3 4 0 0 0 15/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
9
Gary Goingdown
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block
   23 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
10
Banana Benny
Lineman
7 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Big Bill
Rat Ogre
6 5 2 8
Frenzy, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Wild Animal
Guard
   8 0 1 0 5 0 13/16 170k
(150+20)k
  
12
Ritchie Rough
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   14 0 4 0 1 2 24/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
13
Wally Wuff
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Kick
 -ma 33 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
14
Calamity Kevin
Lineman
7 3 3 7   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
15
John Jellyfingers
Lineman
7 4 4 7
+AG, Block, +ST
   31 1 8 0 1 3 42/51 160k
(50+110)k
  
16
Harry Hittheground
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Block, Tackle
   23 0 3 0 0 2 19/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
11 players  
Coach: AgingRalcoholic Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 1600k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1600k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:59 (36/9/14) |TD Diff:67 (161 - 94) |Cas Diff:-69 (50/26/11 - 89/48/19)
Last Opponent: Wild saplings

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
OCologneOrc1000k250/0/030k6 - 01170k112/0/160k39k
Germany against the WorldDark Elf1040k150/1/0100k3 - 11000k123/0/050k63k
Chaoz UnleashedChaos1180k241/0/080k5 - 01260k102/0/040k67k
Alley RatzSkaven1300k190/0/060k4 - 11410k110/1/080k77k
BucaneersHuman1400k111/0/060k1 - 11360k101/0/030k78k
Krankdse GrendelsOrc1470k170/0/060k3 - 11440k213/0/370k47k
Midland Mayhem ManiacsHuman1400k90/0/040k1 - 21390k202/0/190k82k
Black flag foreverDark Elf1390k260/0/070k5 - 31380k221/0/030k63k
Night of SwarmsDark Elf1530k120/0/020k2 - 31610k210/0/150k76k
New GrauulSkaven1520k190/2/150k4 - 11740k121/3/040k81k
House of PrinceSkaven1600k80/0/1100k1 - 01690k00/0/00k87k
Makupeak ZigguratsLizardmen1690k200/1/020k4 - 11610k121/0/040k56k
Ze GirlsAmazon1750k231/1/260k3 - 31710k273/2/070k73k
LM-BashersLizardmen1860k131/0/030k1 - 11950k182/2/270k95k
Call the Guards!Human1770k101/0/060k1 - 31750k222/0/170k69k
TravestyNecromantic1730k170/1/030k2 - 21720k194/2/060k68k
Jolly DancersWood Elf1480k141/0/080k2 - 31340k181/0/040k75k
NosesAndTailzSkaven1580k211/0/160k3 - 21480k190/2/030k61k
Ulthuan SilverhelmsHigh Elf1540k260/0/090k4 - 01260k61/1/00k51k
bad rat is fatSkaven1490k190/2/060k3 - 21280k162/0/070k74k
Reikland Rhino'sHuman1590k222/0/030k3 - 11630k131/0/020k58k
Melkor's SlaveDark Elf1430k150/0/080k2 - 31630k242/1/080k74k
Tender Little GuysSkaven1470k141/0/070k2 - 31590k221/0/040k80k
Rats 0f d00mSkaven1560k282/2/060k4 - 31460k190/1/030k69k
UltimaThuleNorse1590k263/0/070k4 - 01350k161/2/270k76k
To Save the DayWood Elf1630k203/0/030k2 - 11520k132/0/070k78k
Urrandas Snake EyesLizardmen1710k141/1/040k2 - 11720k100/1/060k90k
Man or a MouseSkaven1740k163/0/030k1 - 21740k171/1/070k95k
Asylum EscapeesSkaven1800k181/0/160k2 - 21680k192/1/030k84k
Krooze KontrolOrc1850k251/1/040k4 - 12010k153/1/010k89k
Ragged RuntsSkaven1540k130/2/030k1 - 31580k223/1/040k89k
Gingersnaps 2Necromantic1540k140/1/030k2 - 11580k101/0/020k60k
Warlords of World's EdgeOrc1600k170/0/050k3 - 11530k130/0/270k84k
Asuryan All-StarsHigh Elf1530k212/0/140k3 - 21670k130/0/040k83k
HushUndead1620k260/0/080k6 - 21510k242/3/170k80k
Church of Industrial SaintsDark Elf1600k90/0/050k1 - 31660k201/1/080k90k
Karackers CrunchersChaos1660k240/0/070k5 - 01720k112/0/060k66k
Come on MonkeysWood Elf1770k231/0/1110k2 - 01630k52/0/00k82k
Syndicate SistersAmazon1680k201/0/040k4 - 21860k171/0/030k81k
Styrian WeirdorczOrc1580k241/1/030k4 - 11720k191/3/140k79k
Bad MC RattersSkaven1620k111/1/080k1 - 31440k220/1/180k91k
crywolfNecromantic1690k80/0/060k1 - 21690k221/3/170k98k
My ResurrectionWood Elf1510k211/1/040k3 - 41370k262/0/050k51k
Smithsonian Gay TeamHigh Elf1490k170/0/050k3 - 11500k172/0/050k93k
Bloodimore ScarletsAmazon1580k253/2/050k3 - 11590k151/1/070k79k
Live Fast and Die FastSkaven1690k194/1/040k2 - 21530k214/0/050k103k
dude where's my carHuman1610k270/1/070k6 - 01620k61/0/050k96k
Da ThrallsOrc1640k171/0/080k3 - 11760k213/3/050k86k
Smithsonian Gay TeamHigh Elf1760k140/1/040k2 - 21570k222/0/150k92k
Surrealistic TreeHigh Elf1830k180/0/170k3 - 21960k181/2/040k98k
Helena HighSkaven1700k50/0/070k0 - 32350k201/2/090k146k
Vampire All-StarsVampire1770k214/1/180k2 - 12080k142/0/050k128k
Espiral NegraHigh Elf1900k90/0/080k1 - 11820k150/2/040k108k
Boston Legal and ElfHigh Elf1860k203/0/030k3 - 31850k242/1/040k99k
Defender of the UnderdarkDark Elf1880k171/0/090k3 - 01900k144/0/050k111k
Amazing Darkside RidersDark Elf1950k181/0/080k3 - 22000k161/1/060k99k
Chacre UnitedHigh Elf1910k170/1/080k3 - 01990k131/1/050k97k
vampsmallVampire1920k20/1/00k0 - 11920k163/2/190k109k
Wild saplingsWood Elf1660k242/0/170k4 - 31700k181/0/050k102k