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Da Undatakaz
Retired [X2] Orc

<html><head><title>Da Undatakaz</title><meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html;charset=iso-8859-1"></head><body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><table width="625" style="border:1px solid #000000; bgcolor:#ffffff"><tr><td><table><tr><td><center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="+1"><b>TEAM PROFILE: DA UNDATAKAZ</b></font><br><br></center><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1"><b>Team Colours:</b> Black<br><b>Owner:</b> Unknown <br><b>Head Coach: </b>Gres<br><b>Home Stadium:</b> Uzgobs Ridge (Capacity - 17,212 (Official), surface - grass)<br><b>Players:</b> Orc, Goblin, Troll</td><td></td></tr></table><table><tr><td align="justify"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">The Undertakers, sorry, Da Undatakaz, were originally a no-hoper Badlands side called 'Uzgob's Teem', doomed to play forever in the deeply unglamorous 'Badlandz Sooper Leeege - Divishun lotz 'n' wun'. That was until they werebought out by a mysterious, yet diminutive, greenskin from the far east. Identifiable by his huge fur coat and solid gold chains and with an immense personal wealth, apparently from “fur trading”. Their new owner, known only as 'Da Big Gobbo', has lavished the team with cash and signings, snapping up the cream of the Badlands Crop including Mikk and Keef formally of Da Rollin' Stonez. Whether the team can make good and avoid being 'disappeared' like earlier unsuccessful Undatakaz players is the burning question.<hr></font></td</tr></table><table><tr><td valign="top"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">2476&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></td><td align="justify"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">Uzgob's Teem are formed following an idea on a good night out, decades of middling achievement in the lower divisions of the Badlands follow.<br></font></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">2503&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></td><td align="justify"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">The team are bought out by mysterious diminutive eastern greenskin who immediately withdraws the team from the Balands league and sacks the entire team and backroom staff. Numerous signings follow, some more successful than others.<br></font></td></tr><tr><td valign="top"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">2506&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></td><td align="justify"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1">The team re-launches.<br></font></td></tr></table><table width="625"><tr><td><hr><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="-1"><b>Team Honours:</b> None<br><b>Hall of Fame:</b> None<br><b>Spike! Magazine Team Rating:</b> 178<br></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></body></html>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Keef
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, +AG
   22 19 4 0 0 1 36/ 150k
(165)k
  
2
Rufus
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
3
Reepa
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   8 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(100)k
  
4
Mikk
Blitzer
7 3 3 9
Block
Strip Ball, +MA
   21 0 2 0 3 2 22/ 130k
(140)k
  
5
Jonesy
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
6
Skumbob
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, +AG
   22 0 9 0 5 4 57/ 180k
(180)k
  
7
DeffRokk
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Stand Firm, Guard
   22 0 7 0 3 0 27/ 130k
(133)k
  
8
Ghazza
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Kick
   22 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 70k
(70)k
  
9
Whymann
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   12 6 0 0 0 1 11/ 90k
(105)k
  
10
Aftadark
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Block
   22 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 70k
(70)k
  
11
Badlug
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard
   22 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 80k
(80)k
  
13
Robot Bil
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   10 0 0 0 2 2 14/ 100k
(100)k
  
14
Tedd
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   15 0 1 0 3 1 14/ 100k
(100)k
  
15
Enrico Gobliqo
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sprint
   17 0 3 0 0 0 9/ 60k
(50)k
  
16
Urrg
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
   19 0 0 0 5 2 20/ 140k
(133)k
  
15 players  
Coach: Gres Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (9/8/5) |TD Diff:7 (29 - 22) |Cas Diff:6 (15/9/8 - 9/12/5)
Last Opponent: l Moon Twilight Runners l

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Spungy's Blood SquadSquig Herders1000k221/0/150k4 - 01000k91/1/030k37k
Ravenshead FlyersWood Elf1090k110/1/050k1 - 11660k110/0/040k43k
Cryx WondersOrc1160k80/0/070k1 - 11140k122/0/060k40k
Rattatat TatSkaven1250k120/2/060k1 - 11200k100/1/050k61k
Orthraks OutlawsChaos Dwarf1340k161/1/060k2 - 01000k60/0/090k62k
Melanzane VolantiDark Elf1440k70/0/170k0 - 21390k110/0/080k58k
Middenheim MagpiesHuman1530k120/1/030k1 - 21390k181/2/040k79k
Cryx WondersOrc1460k142/0/180k1 - 01290k80/1/050k48k
Davez BunchOrc1430k90/0/080k1 - 01190k70/1/070k53k
Skulking in the GloomingNecromantic1470k191/0/170k3 - 11420k90/0/030k65k
Cryx WondersOrc1590k100/0/020k1 - 01700k140/3/150k33k
Davez BunchOrc1490k140/0/070k2 - 11480k100/0/070k53k
Skulking in the GloomingNecromantic1590k161/0/150k2 - 21650k161/0/020k65k
Cryx WondersOrc1670k90/0/020k1 - 11760k161/0/140k39k
Cryx WondersOrc1700k142/0/120k1 - 11830k100/0/10k38k
Cold Blood DancersLizardmen1650k151/1/170k1 - 21670k110/0/170k78k
Davez BunchOrc1670k140/1/040k2 - 01630k101/0/010k49k
Davez BunchOrc1730k140/0/120k1 - 11650k100/0/050k47k
Davez BunchOrc1780k50/0/010k0 - 21700k150/0/140k38k
Internal Blood HoodDwarf1800k151/1/020k1 - 11740k121/0/030k56k
Ullr's ShootersNorse1860k92/0/040k0 - 21580k191/2/030k79k
l Moon Twilight Runners lSkaven1920k203/1/030k2 - 12390k130/1/00k72k