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Zelbold Eezy Larddz
P [R] Orc

Dose 'elmet 'atz from Krozz Shozz Mrkzzxz have been sniffin' tournie glory too long now.
Time for uz to get zome. We gonna apply for da Warpstone Open 2008.
Da Larddz for da win. Damn lost in da Qualifier Finals against some nastee High 'lves...dey even brought deir fuckin' Prinz. Almost made it :(

FUCK AGING - AGING IS DESTROYING ME RIGHT NOW

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--> <td>Making 50 games</td><!--
--> <td>Making 100 games</td><!--
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--> <td>Gaining Super-Star-Players</td><!--
--> <td>Winning a minor or major tournament</td><!--
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--> <td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1998088">Gaining a pitch clearance on turn 8 1st Half</a></td><!--
--> <td>Gaining a mega-star player</td><!--
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--> <td>Getting some AG stat increases</td><!--
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<b><u>Ranked Tournaments entered:</u></b>

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=4966&show=19798">Speed Freaks LXXII Legend</a>

As a powergamer it was played on the Fumbbl birthday :) :)

Came out second, but lost and tied a game which I just shouldn't. But this 1 min time limit can really upset your positioning :)

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2013194"> Round 1 - 2:1 Win over Gary Gygax's New Strategy</a>

Elves made their TD and after that their dice suddenly went bad. The woodies used the lightning Bolt to prevent Morg from scoring the Turn 8 1:1. Second half saw an immediate fireball action from the Lardz KOing one Wardancer and enabling the Foul on the one-turner. Amazing injury rolls and a blind ref caused 9 cas (all badly hurt) and the 2:1 victory in the end. It was all bad dice from Gary though.

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2027170"> Round 2 - 1:0 Win over Skavenboy's Run En Gunners II</a>

The rats got a poor start with an early turnover, poor dice and a completely botched wizard. The Lardz took lots of rats down and got the ball bringing in the turn 8 TD. Second half saw a grind but no score since the rats managed to kill a nice Black Orc an the last action of a turn with the apo failing. Not wanting to risk losing someone else.

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2046597">Round 3 - 2:1 Win over Dieter H.'s Orkoholics</a>

The Lardz started with their offense. a fireball knocked the ball loose and the orkolics ran away with it scoring on turn 6. only 2 turns to score left a touchback gave the ball to the gobbo with quick snap making it a bit easier. After dieters turn however there was no simple solution. a path without tackle got cleared and the gobbo made two dodges and gfi's for the score. Phew. Second half. Again a wizard knocked the ball loose and the lardz reclaimed it even passing to their ST5 Black orc. He was brought down on a 1:1 after 1 ag2 dodge and three 2+ rolls and got even stunned. The orkoholics players were bound though and couldn't come backfield. The lardz that cam back knocked the ST4 AG4 Blitzer down Koing him. With no orkolic in range and 2 turns to make the TD the lardz got in for the safe 2:1. Too bad a nice blitzer got niggled in this game.

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2056213">Round 4 - 0 : 1 loss against Nyberg's Absolute Apocalypse</a>

Very close and tense match which was decided in the final 4 turns as both teams used the wizard. The High Elves got the luckier end but both sides suffered. The Elfs received a niggling injury and a kill and the Orcs a -1 Strength on their Super-Star Blitzer.

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<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=4945&show=22398">Scheduled Smack Legend III</a>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2305198">Round 1 -Loss against BooAhl's OrkaMera!</a>

Didn't get much going and got smashed in the ground with a need for dire teambuilding with 11 guys left.


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<b>--- Super Star Players ---</b>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3214754">Tarkaz "Bloodspilla"</a> is now pursuing what he loves most...hunting elves. Tarkaz retired as an veteran and will be missed.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3173631">Zarggz "Destroya"</a> was a nice mobile blitzer specializing in taking out those elves. In the Warpstone Open Qualifier Final he got injured Badly and had to be fired as a result.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3393335">Bok "Da Hand of Gork"</a> was a thrower who always found the target evading those pesky elf catchers.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3221126">Tork "Abblitza"</a> was a great Black Orc and a blocker in the truest sense. Too bad we had to let him go because of a niggling injury.

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<b>--- Star Players ---</b>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3173620">Kerkoz</a> "Da Bull from Zelbold" was a super-versatile black-orc with his MA and ST of 5 and break-tackle he was very mobile.

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<b>--- Other notable Players ---</b>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3173609">Tork "Blackeyez"</a> had a standard Black Orc progression (Block, Guard and Mighty Blow) and was close before his 4th skill when some random scrub skaven lineman decided it was time for the only casualty that game killing him and our Apo coming too late too save him. Yikes. Worthy mentioning it was in a Warpstone Open Game where the rats already had lost.

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<table style='border: solid 1px black; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;' border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="5"><tr valign="top" style='text-align: center; background: #000000; color: white;'><th>Statistic</th><th>Value</th><tr class="even"><td>Nr. of Skill Rolls</td><td>71</td></tr>
<tr class="odd"><td>Nr. of Normal Skill Rolls</td><td>48</td></tr><tr class="even"><td>Nr. of Doubles on skill rolls</td><td>16</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td>Nr. of MA skill rolls</td><td>5</td></tr><tr class="even"><td>Nr. of AG skill rolls</td><td>0</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td>Nr. of ST skill rolls</td><td>3</td></tr><tr class="even"><td>Highest Win Margin</td><td>3 : 0</td></tr><tr class="odd"><td>Highest Loss margin</td><td>2 : 4</td></tr><tr class="even"><td>Most casualties inflicted</td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2013194">9</a></td></tr><tr class="odd"><td>Most casualties suffered</td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=1950102">5</a></td></tr><tr class="even"><td>Most Brutal player</td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3221126">24 casualties</a></td></tr><tr class="odd"><td>Top Scorer</td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3173631">17 Touchdowns</a></td></tr><tr class="even"><td>Best Passer</td><td><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=4397081">28 Completions</a></td></tr></tbody></table>

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This team was created pre-conversion to LRB5/6 and the new client.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Groej Zernichta
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Dodge
 -av 17 0 5 0 2 1 24/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
2
Zork "Redeyez"
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 8
Block, Mighty Blow
 -av 26 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
3
Kharzag "The Punisher"
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
Guard
 -av 15 1 4 0 1 0 15/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
4
Krark 'eadbutt
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
5
Krarrgh
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block
   7 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 140k
(110+30)k
  
6
Zargg
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
7
Plog
Lineman
6 3 3 9
Block, Tackle, +MA, Pro
   73 4 2 1 9 5 55/76 140k
(50+90)k
  
8
Krazz' "Vernichta"
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge
   21 2 4 0 7 1 33/51 150k
(80+70)k
  
9
Krazz
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player, Block, Tackle
   48 2 2 1 5 6 50/51 110k
(50+60)k
  
10
Bar'ak "Squisha"
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
   12 0 3 0 2 0 13/16 100k
(80+20)k
  
11
Zronk
Lineman
5 4 3 9
Block, Dirty Player, Kick, +ST
   78 2 5 1 5 7 64/76 160k
(50+110)k
  
12
Kharr Ironfist
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   3 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
13
Zlakki
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
   10 0 3 0 0 1 14/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
13 players  
Coach: xcver Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 13  
Current Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:80 (40/16/24) |TD Diff:30 (111 - 81) |Cas Diff:82 (124/77/35 - 66/66/22)
Last Opponent: Up To Scale

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Breakfast with the BallHalfling1000k201/2/1100k2 - 01050k122/1/190k75k
X-Team GirlsAmazon1060k111/0/070k1 - 11070k90/0/060k54k
Dark DungeonChaos Dwarf1140k141/0/040k2 - 01090k70/2/080k41k
Undeaths Cruel JokeNecromantic1220k71/0/160k0 - 01100k113/0/160k74k
Beating down on PrinzOgre1220k192/0/1110k3 - 01250k131/2/170k82k
Oysten WarNorse1290k172/2/090k1 - 31230k160/0/1110k92k
Blood of AmberChaos1340k111/0/080k1 - 21360k131/0/090k63k
Reborn to RekillUndead1440k163/1/040k1 - 01380k71/0/030k47k
StraitjacketsChaos Chosen1520k100/0/080k1 - 01450k111/2/050k83k
An Average Happy FamilyUndead1540k180/1/090k2 - 01560k50/0/040k108k
Badland GodsOrc1670k141/0/070k2 - 01630k80/1/080k81k
Humanity killsNorse1710k232/1/270k3 - 01650k50/0/070k81k
Beats of the SixtiesChaos Dwarf1830k140/1/050k2 - 11740k110/1/040k57k
Hangar 16Orc1850k111/0/070k1 - 11750k131/0/180k85k
Lusty LassesAmazon1830k222/1/040k2 - 11770k90/0/060k98k
Urgat Waaagh!Orc1910k140/1/150k2 - 32050k201/2/020k87k
Go JesperiusChaos1900k173/2/070k2 - 01800k113/1/040k79k
Unuseful 9AVDwarf1990k130/0/040k2 - 12010k111/0/040k110k
Hmm FutterOgre2000k180/2/160k2 - 02370k70/1/050k105k
TerratrasherzChaos Dwarf2030k191/2/050k2 - 12150k100/1/040k113k
Zeche HugoDwarf2130k171/2/140k1 - 02150k90/0/160k88k
Paladins of PlagueNurgle2220k70/0/180k0 - 12190k100/1/060k123k
Sixteen Shades of BrownOgre2150k191/1/180k3 - 02180k141/3/060k107k
A Dangerous MeetingChaos Chosen2260k121/0/030k1 - 22160k151/1/070k147k
Cynn City SabercatzHuman2300k244/1/110k2 - 22190k232/1/130k96k
Mayhemizer's Dark WarriorsChaos2240k171/1/060k2 - 11950k90/0/050k95k
Jemaline ConcordiumChaos Dwarf2330k120/0/040k2 - 02240k70/1/050k84k
Irish orcs 3Orc2340k70/0/150k0 - 02280k70/2/050k109k
Borraxos sin FronterasOrc2280k151/0/020k2 - 12220k121/0/050k112k
Kung Pow!Chaos Dwarf2340k100/0/010k1 - 22390k130/1/160k102k
Disciples of FulgurantChaos2320k172/2/270k2 - 02470k90/2/030k143k
DeformedChaos Chosen2430k161/1/150k1 - 12390k100/1/030k104k
EarthminersDwarf2530k110/2/020k1 - 32450k223/2/050k141k
Infamous BlokesLizardmen2560k193/1/030k2 - 02510k50/0/050k111k
Dunbarton ArchersWood Elf2640k181/0/210k1 - 32850k160/0/030k125k
Simple MindsWood Elf2680k121/1/010k1 - 32530k170/0/030k127k
tzharsisch reptilesLizardmen2710k243/4/110k2 - 22620k171/1/110k124k
Dreams of the DrowDark Elf2760k122/0/010k1 - 22630k130/0/060k136k
Maori MalcontentsOrc2800k71/0/030k0 - 12650k120/2/170k135k
Sweetest HoneyChaos2830k173/3/140k2 - 02460k71/1/060k106k
Keep Out Of Direct Sunlight 2Vampire2910k245/1/060k2 - 03230k70/1/010k125k
Zug-Khazad Smeltering IncDwarf3020k90/1/030k1 - 12940k101/0/030k144k
Bongo FuryNurgle's Rotters3070k224/0/230k3 - 03070k80/1/10k129k
Rhazgul's JudgementChaos Chosen3150k144/0/020k1 - 03140k71/1/040k134k
Cowards and PickersNecromantic3190k111/1/110k1 - 22880k141/0/020k115k
Little Sweet FeetOrc3220k172/2/10k1 - 12110k110/0/140k81k
Apocalypse WarriorsChaos Chosen3250k151/3/00k1 - 22530k140/2/150k85k
Clint Eastwood RolesShambling Undead3280k213/3/00k2 - 02280k71/1/010k97k
Greedy's BoyzzOrc3320k122/0/00k1 - 02190k80/1/030k93k
Super Rats 2nd XISkaven3350k172/0/040k2 - 43120k221/0/070k168k
New StrategyWood Elf3420k209/0/030k2 - 12820k90/0/00k115k
Run En Gunners IISkaven3340k165/1/10k1 - 03090k70/0/10k120k
OrkoholicsOrc3030k141/0/110k2 - 12800k50/1/140k105k
Absolute ApocalypseHigh Elf2950k120/3/10k0 - 12550k142/2/030k107k
Darksun Valley Endless KnightsShambling Undead2610k213/2/220k1 - 12630k121/0/10k93k
Scharfe BiesterChaos Chosen2660k102/1/020k0 - 03130k123/1/010k158k
Glitz GitzOrc2700k121/1/110k1 - 12790k141/1/040k118k
Slug ThugsNurgle's Rotters2740k131/1/020k1 - 32770k141/1/040k106k
Blood Before BowlOgre2770k163/1/020k2 - 12710k160/4/040k94k
Death Of The BullUndead2840k80/1/020k0 - 12440k174/1/040k92k
Khuruk AiOrc2860k51/0/150k0 - 12150k172/2/190k132k
Gruchs GangOrc2530k122/0/010k1 - 12590k133/1/030k95k
Brat Pack's GuysOrc2550k131/0/010k1 - 22460k161/1/020k100k
ElfenspaltazOrc2590k141/4/130k1 - 12510k100/0/040k96k
Orka mera!Orc2590k80/1/150k0 - 22200k171/4/070k118k
I Keel U!Orc2230k70/1/070k0 - 42240k212/0/270k106k
Ratimore RavensSkaven1850k173/1/070k2 - 01780k70/0/060k82k
Blitzrip DoomersChaos Chosen1970k131/1/090k1 - 01980k121/2/080k108k
World's Edge DeathrollersDwarf2080k81/1/070k0 - 32130k223/1/160k115k
Ground and IronDwarf2080k170/3/040k2 - 02020k50/0/050k86k
Beerin'-Cheerin' WAAAGH!Orc1860k80/0/120k1 - 11920k132/0/010k78k
Dark Elf CurseDark Elf1890k163/1/040k1 - 01950k72/0/040k101k
Vulgur VulkanozeOrc1970k162/0/140k2 - 12040k120/1/130k75k
Buff ' n StuffOgre1750k214/3/050k2 - 01780k91/1/030k66k
StupidButToughOrc1760k131/1/040k2 - 01730k70/0/130k97k
Ratty IceSkaven1830k141/0/030k2 - 31830k202/0/050k103k
Plight of the Sulaco IIHuman1820k121/0/170k1 - 11870k101/0/070k38k
Stubby Stabberz Ultra EliteDwarf1890k150/2/030k2 - 01860k143/2/040k29k
Treacle MinersChaos Dwarf1660k213/0/080k3 - 11650k80/0/060k38k
Up To ScaleLizardmen1910k142/1/020k1 - 21920k130/0/070k43k