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Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks
Roster [X] Human

Chuck Norris is god and all the myths about him are true. Should you think otherwise, then a Roundhouse kick will be delivered shortly. Here are some of most commom and well know facts about this great god that all shall bow down to.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another
fist.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No fat Chicks.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 3 8 n 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(42)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 3 7 -av 5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(30)k
 
3
Catcher
8 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge
Side Step, +AG
  6 1 5 0 1 1 23/31 130k
(145)k
 
4
Catcher
9 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+MA
  5 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 100k
(123)k
 
5
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  6 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 90k
(95)k
 
6
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
n, m 6 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 90k
(0)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8 n 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(42)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  6 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(70)k
 
12
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  5 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 140k
(123)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8   4 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 50k
(50)k
 
14
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 90k
(95)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: necronlord78 Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1350k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:6 (1/3/2) |TD Diff:-3 (7 - 10) |Cas Diff:-3 (3/3/3 - 6/5/1)
Last Opponent: Slime and Dime

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Cathyan CorsairsHuman1000k91/1/040k0 - 21000k140/1/060k56k
World's End InquisitionChaos Dwarf1050k80/0/060k1 - 11180k121/1/030k45k
Soulsteel ReapersDark Elf1130k110/0/090k2 - 11000k121/0/070k77k
Gushnak ClanOrc1240k100/1/190k1 - 31210k221/2/080k74k
No Block League BloodsuckersVampire1350k182/0/130k2 - 21130k222/0/170k51k
Slime and DimeNurgle's Rotters1420k130/1/150k1 - 11400k111/1/050k51k