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Yet another Globo Gym Team
P [R] Dark Elf

<b><h3>Please have some patience when asking me for a match with this team. As it takes ages to get one, I don't spend all the waiting time in front of the computer, but look up IRC for requests from time to time. Thanks.
DP is for defensive purposes only</b></h3>


Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and being out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and underattractive?

"Hello, I am White Goodman. Owner, operator and founder of Globo Gym America corp. And I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what you got! Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, just like boldness or necrophilia. It's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

And thats where we come in!

Globo Gym employs a highly trained staff of Personal Alteration Specialists (PAS). And with our competetive price and cosmetic surgery we can change that Frank-n-Stein you see in the mirror every morning into a Frank-n-Fine! Of course you'll still be you in the legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us.



Always remember the 5 D of Dodgeball:
-Dodge
-Duck
-Dip
-Dive
-Dodge

We are better than you, and we know it

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*Note*
After playing the Dodgeball open the Globo Gym Purple Cobras and Average Joe's Gym joined forces when they found out that you need at least 11 players to play Bloodbowl

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block, Side Step
n 39 7 4 0 0 4 39/51 140k
(70+70)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block, Side Step, Dirty Player
  43 6 8 0 3 3 51/76 160k
(70+90)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick, Block, Guard
  43 6 1 0 7 4 43/51 140k
(70+70)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Block
  40 5 2 0 2 1 20/31 120k
(70+50)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 8   5 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Dodge
  42 2 3 0 1 1 18/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
8
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow
  7 1 2 0 3 0 13/16 140k
(110+30)k
 
9
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Block, Side Step, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle
  25 6 11 0 11 0 61/76 200k
(110+90)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Tackle, Guard, Side Step
  42 3 4 0 8 6 61/76 160k
(70+90)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block, Guard, Side Step
  43 9 3 0 4 4 46/51 140k
(70+70)k
 
12
Runner
8 3 4 7
Dump-Off
+MA, Accurate, Safe Throw, Sure Feet
  32 44 2 0 0 3 65/76 170k
(80+90)k
 
13
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Side Step
  30 5 10 0 8 1 56/76 190k
(100+90)k
 
14
Blitzer
8 3 5 8
Block
+AG, +MA
  9 3 4 0 1 1 22/31 170k
(100+70)k
 
15
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(100+0)k
 
16
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Strip Ball
  18 6 3 0 4 1 28/31 140k
(100+40)k
 
15 players  
Coach: Lemmy Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 2560k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2560k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:43 (19/13/11) |TD Diff:17 (92 - 75) |Cas Diff:0 (27/31/14 - 37/24/11)
Last Opponent: Die Argonauten

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
reiklands crusadersHuman1000k150/1/070k2 - 11000k80/0/050k48k
Coldblooded WondersLizardmen1100k90/0/060k1 - 21120k131/0/060k62k
Hibernian BBCLizardmen1170k150/2/080k1 - 11100k101/0/080k51k
Bloodied PunksElf1220k140/0/070k2 - 21000k172/1/080k55k
Counterfeit DreamersSkaven1320k210/0/020k4 - 11250k142/1/050k39k
Die Wilde DreizehnOrc1390k171/0/050k2 - 11410k120/1/050k64k
Los discipulos de AstillaSkaven1490k131/1/040k1 - 21520k181/1/160k74k
Bone AddictUndead1450k110/0/070k1 - 11450k152/0/130k48k
No, please, please, NOOOO !Human1530k222/0/070k3 - 21690k150/0/050k61k
Nuffle's OrcsOrc1650k170/0/1100k2 - 11660k71/1/00k59k
Ajax Amsterdam AllstarsSkaven1740k321/0/230k5 - 11670k110/0/030k68k
Crawling ElfsWood Elf1840k150/0/030k2 - 31880k222/0/070k66k
Los Malos MalisimosDark Elf1890k70/0/050k0 - 11900k130/1/030k87k
grave crewUndead1960k131/0/010k2 - 21830k151/2/050k52k
Sesteb KlubWood Elf1910k261/1/130k4 - 31930k260/3/050k70k
Anguish and BeyondChaos Dwarf1990k150/1/030k2 - 01990k80/0/110k74k
Calmcasi IIIHigh Elf2050k240/0/110k4 - 31870k191/0/060k68k
Elven RidersDark Elf2100k221/1/050k3 - 32150k201/0/030k79k
CouncillorsHigh Elf2200k262/2/00k3 - 32130k201/0/020k73k
Bad Luck AccolytiesHuman2250k242/2/030k3 - 32120k171/0/00k77k
LungentorpedosOrc2330k180/1/120k2 - 02960k90/2/030k94k
ZarzooSkaven2240k273/4/030k2 - 22330k140/0/020k99k
Bajowarischer TanzzirkelHigh Elf2320k160/0/120k2 - 32260k150/0/020k75k
Carpathian ForestWood Elf2360k243/1/060k3 - 12380k140/1/020k92k
AteiDark Elf2480k140/0/060k2 - 22610k220/1/10k119k
Bavarian CultureHuman2200k111/2/020k0 - 21970k192/0/170k104k
Orcland GalsOrc2240k140/0/010k2 - 12500k195/0/00k80k
TyrannyDark Elf2280k242/0/050k3 - 42490k292/0/130k103k
Razors BluesHuman2330k180/2/10k2 - 22240k210/1/120k83k
Defenders of the Ivory TowerHigh Elf2120k170/2/010k2 - 22100k180/1/040k81k
Seek and EjoysHigh Elf2170k180/0/010k2 - 12160k121/0/020k75k
Half-LifeDark Elf2210k150/0/040k2 - 12280k120/0/040k70k
Old Ancient Gods of EgyptUndead2250k140/0/060k2 - 02140k71/0/010k73k
K'dungfang KillazOrc2340k190/0/150k3 - 12160k140/1/020k76k
Khorne's ScornChaos Chosen2430k140/0/030k2 - 22380k161/1/00k72k
Avondale RebornWood Elf2480k261/1/140k4 - 02480k141/2/00k80k
Damn HIGH!High Elf2570k191/2/010k2 - 12500k120/0/050k85k
Darkness DefeatedDark Elf2620k160/1/110k2 - 12490k130/1/010k95k
DisguisedorcsOrc2670k151/1/020k1 - 13060k225/0/10k86k
Hybris EnvokedWood Elf2720k191/1/150k1 - 43750k220/0/00k116k
Aggressive Asian AvengersAmazon2800k182/1/10k1 - 22740k231/1/250k118k
Nordend RaidersOrc2640k110/0/140k1 - 22280k170/1/120k87k
Die ArgonautenHigh Elf2700k150/1/020k2 - 42320k231/0/00k67k