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Dead Irate Philosophers
Roster [R] Shambling Undead

Winners of FUMBBL Cup V QS Qualifier II


The Dead Irate Philosophers are dead, irate, and philosophers. That should say it
all. But there is something deeper.

What are they mad about, you ask? They're dead, for one. And when they were alive,
you better believe they weren't properly appreciated for their respective brilliance. Not
to mention constantly surrounded by idiots.

The thing that ticks them off the worst, though, is that they've been reanimated to play
ball for a team called the DIPs. That's what really cheeses the last straw. Here they
are, brains the size of a planet and they're expected to run around wearing a uniform
with D.I.P. printed on it in big pink letters.

Plato, renowned philosopher, mathematician, and team captain was quoted as saying," Stephen Hawking doesn't have to put up with this crap, because, you know, he's not dead yet."

To which head coach Murphy was heard to respond," Soon."


The following video details the plans of the DIPs regarding your brains.

Leibniz

<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=3494538>Descartes II</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Break Tackle
  17 0 2 0 10 2 36/51 190k
(120+70)k
 
2
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
  1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(120+0)k
 
3
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
 
4
Wight Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block, Regeneration
+AG, Tackle, Sure Hands
  26 4 9 1 1 3 50/51 170k
(90+80)k
 
5
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player, Block, Tackle
  72 0 0 1 3 5 33/51 100k
(40+60)k
 
6
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
7
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
  5 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
9
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Guard, Block
  36 0 0 0 3 4 26/31 90k
(40+50)k
 
10
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Dirty Player
m 41 1 0 0 1 3 18/31 80k
(0)k
 
11
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  11 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Zombie
4 4 2 8
Regeneration
Guard, Block, +ST
  60 0 0 0 3 5 31/51 140k
(40+100)k
 
13
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player, Block
  19 1 0 0 0 4 21/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
14
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
  12 1 1 1 0 0 6/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
15
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Block, Kick, Tackle
  116 0 0 0 8 6 46/51 100k
(40+60)k
 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: mistermurphy Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 18  
Current Team Value: 1890k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1970k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:116 (51/21/44) |TD Diff:-5 (139 - 144) |Cas Diff:249 (245/172/85 - 125/76/52)
Last Opponent: Metro Orcs2

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
MTG MidgetsChaos Dwarf1000k212/2/180k2 - 11110k163/1/090k66k
Average DudesHuman1160k81/0/030k1 - 11100k100/0/070k51k
drunked dwarfDwarf1200k71/1/060k0 - 21170k161/1/040k44k
ZsakutcaChaos1220k120/1/270k1 - 11400k100/1/050k61k
Teamo SupremoDark Elf1340k123/3/080k1 - 01400k00/0/00k60k
Ravensberg RapiersDark Elf1390k163/2/080k3 - 01410k60/0/080k75k
Kislev RamsHuman1510k121/1/090k1 - 01530k00/0/00k69k
Shallyan SisterhoodHuman1620k102/2/130k1 - 11730k91/0/040k78k
NeomancersNecromantic Horror1700k120/2/260k1 - 11640k111/0/020k70k
Karak-AzurDwarf1750k51/4/070k2 - 11740k142/1/260k71k
La banda del Kung-fuNecromantic Horror1530k72/1/020k0 - 41740k141/1/080k66k
Abyssal DemonsChaos1570k114/1/030k1 - 21500k172/0/050k63k
dirtyfoulingelfsElven Union1620k121/0/160k1 - 01790k00/0/00k66k
Drunk FoolsNorse1700k292/5/250k3 - 01650k81/1/040k62k
Shadow GuardsDark Elf1810k123/1/060k1 - 21870k170/2/060k80k
NehekharaTomb Kings1750k182/3/020k1 - 11540k163/1/140k74k
Short N StoutDwarf1770k174/1/020k2 - 01610k71/0/150k53k
FurintureAmazon1750k150/1/280k2 - 11520k71/0/00k89k
We Crush UOrc1870k81/0/120k1 - 21800k130/0/030k83k
Lamers R UsElf1820k101/0/180k1 - 01710k00/0/00k67k
Blood BanditsNecromantic Horror1920k173/2/240k2 - 11910k120/1/170k91k
Clann TwelvetoothOrc1900k72/4/140k1 - 02950k81/1/030k112k
Cruising Corrupted CavaliersChaos Dwarf1860k135/1/050k2 - 02120k60/0/030k102k
Blues LadiesAmazon1860k92/0/090k2 - 12490k154/1/030k123k
VenganzaOrc1900k245/2/250k3 - 12050k141/0/120k78k
Disembowelment Made EasyOrc1960k111/4/030k0 - 22110k161/0/150k113k
MoM is cookinChaos1950k145/2/020k1 - 22070k201/3/020k73k
FFC FrankfurtHuman1920k101/1/070k1 - 31820k181/0/030k94k
Blazing WaveDark Elf2010k161/1/210k1 - 12360k110/0/030k69k
Shadow AdeptsDark Elf2070k60/1/220k0 - 22190k141/1/040k88k
ChoColaTInaSWood Elf2130k113/2/140k0 - 21830k120/0/050k83k
Superlative PsychonautsChaos2200k243/3/060k2 - 11980k100/0/050k85k
Ugly Tree's RevengeChaos2300k80/0/040k1 - 22210k165/0/060k91k
REDSOrc2350k100/2/020k0 - 22880k130/0/030k78k
Legendary startrek.nlWood Elf2380k205/0/060k4 - 02600k110/0/20k88k
Mince Ur Quota VikingsNorse2320k142/0/0110k1 - 02180k00/1/00k124k
BloodflowerWood Elf2400k175/4/070k2 - 42250k240/1/170k133k
Fender BendersHuman2440k163/3/30k2 - 12290k90/0/030k78k
Spreading DKSkaven2470k193/4/260k3 - 22300k130/0/070k150k
Commist PartyOrc2410k62/1/030k1 - 22670k255/6/220k126k
Fun With GoatsChaos Chosen1930k104/0/0100k1 - 22150k131/1/180k150k
Forum SuckersVampire1810k214/2/350k2 - 02120k60/0/030k89k
Dude and Rotten FriendsNurgle's Rotters1940k151/1/140k2 - 11830k122/0/020k85k
Pub-HeimersDwarf2040k153/2/060k2 - 12000k100/1/010k76k
Sleeper in MetropolisNecromantic Horror2140k120/1/230k1 - 01970k50/0/060k73k
Sewer PacifistsSkaven2220k215/1/240k1 - 12240k90/0/020k118k
Flood of ImpurityChaos2250k151/3/020k2 - 12260k163/2/210k73k
Short Fused ExplosionsDwarf2000k72/0/080k1 - 21890k131/0/070k103k
PSI FightersAmazon1990k113/2/130k0 - 01900k90/1/040k67k
ShargarothDark Elf2050k154/2/140k2 - 31910k200/1/030k94k
Desert LegionChaos2080k101/0/020k1 - 21960k110/1/150k108k
Primetime OrcsOrc2020k100/2/070k1 - 02050k142/2/040k87k
DoominationNurgle's Rotters2120k51/0/040k0 - 22050k131/0/040k138k
Outcasts Of The CaribbeanChaos2160k70/0/060k1 - 22360k182/1/320k100k
Dead to Ash IIDwarf1790k101/1/170k1 - 01980k91/1/050k89k
Bloody Tough MobOrc1920k82/1/050k1 - 11990k100/0/030k91k
Angel EpisodesOrc2000k61/1/150k0 - 22000k194/0/150k130k
Ragged RuntsSkaven1960k122/2/070k1 - 11940k153/0/150k139k
Addo NexDark Elf2060k141/1/110k2 - 12190k120/0/020k80k
Night-in-GalesDark Elf2120k140/4/140k1 - 02000k20/1/00k95k
O Great Tear GoOgre2200k132/0/250k2 - 12630k163/2/020k89k
Fresh MistakeLizardmen2090k136/1/040k1 - 12120k142/0/240k102k
Dawn BringerDark Elf1980k203/2/280k3 - 22070k130/0/230k110k
Full Moon AssaultNecromantic1940k141/2/380k1 - 01980k111/0/140k90k
EnthropyChaos Dwarf2080k71/1/020k0 - 22090k141/0/180k103k
Star Trek The Next GenerationNurgle2090k101/0/040k1 - 02250k20/1/00k99k
Dawn BringerDark Elf2070k161/1/150k2 - 01980k92/0/040k99k
Death row DervishWood Elf2180k195/4/030k1 - 22110k181/0/160k133k
Sewer PacifistsSkaven2210k204/3/260k1 - 32260k170/0/170k167k
You're the one for me, Fatty!Dwarf2260k53/2/160k0 - 22310k202/1/260k123k
Manchster MeadsterDwarf2060k111/0/060k1 - 22000k180/1/160k81k
pixel stompersOrc2010k141/2/090k1 - 01940k31/0/00k98k
Dawn BringerDark Elf2130k134/1/140k2 - 32050k160/0/080k102k
Piglet PowerOrc2050k162/1/160k1 - 01990k120/3/080k102k
Brixgrins BrigadeDwarf1780k72/0/030k0 - 21700k201/2/1100k102k
Barad-dur StealOrc1770k153/2/130k2 - 01580k163/1/060k87k
I am Like a TractorChaos Dwarf1860k195/1/160k2 - 01830k70/0/030k102k
Great Wacky RacersVampire1960k134/1/170k0 - 21990k131/0/070k103k
Mean Green LadzOrc2050k103/3/040k1 - 02010k71/0/00k57k
Crappy SuperheroesChaos Dwarf2120k160/1/130k2 - 12010k193/2/050k102k
CompoundHuman2190k92/0/160k0 - 32200k190/0/260k127k
Da greenie ThumpazOrc2150k173/1/020k2 - 12130k142/1/130k93k
Sanguine GuardsHuman2210k153/1/00k1 - 12080k120/1/020k73k
Clann TwelvetoothOrc2230k50/1/030k0 - 12800k184/2/010k117k
Honey, you're so necromantic!Necromantic2100k151/2/230k2 - 21800k110/0/060k107k
Slayer SquadOgre2200k120/1/240k1 - 12400k100/0/110k108k
Paladins of PlagueNurgle2270k134/1/140k0 - 02190k50/0/030k125k
Follower`s Of OnagaChaos2320k162/4/060k1 - 12250k112/1/050k122k
Darkie's DreamsDark Elf2350k93/1/120k0 - 12710k101/0/150k120k
Druuchi DarkiesDark Elf2260k51/2/060k0 - 32340k192/0/060k101k
Rhazgul's JudgementChaos Chosen2320k161/2/170k1 - 02360k122/2/150k107k
Bash n'TrashOrc2420k50/0/060k0 - 22420k173/1/130k103k
Three Rivers WolvesHuman2390k212/4/050k2 - 12130k111/1/060k107k
Fumbbl's Star ZombiesShambling Undead2450k123/2/110k1 - 01840k71/0/030k94k
Extraordinary BrotherhoodChaos Chosen2410k30/0/030k1 - 22490k152/0/070k140k
Horde of HorcaOrc2180k112/1/150k0 - 02290k133/0/140k108k
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman2150k195/2/060k2 - 12030k111/1/060k94k
Rhazgul's JudgementChaos Chosen2140k131/2/130k1 - 12160k121/1/040k133k
Peter PandaSkaven2130k61/2/150k0 - 22060k192/0/340k123k
EnergonDark Elf2060k91/1/130k1 - 32000k242/0/180k106k
UFO CowboyLizardmen2140k103/1/160k1 - 22210k112/0/030k100k
Mis primosOgre2180k120/3/120k1 - 22920k132/0/00k73k
Dead but.. well.. deadUndead2270k153/1/140k2 - 12250k181/0/340k107k
Fumbbl's Star ZombiesShambling Undead2220k154/1/020k2 - 02010k120/3/150k90k
Teken'mtor ScorpionsDark Elf2070k173/0/160k2 - 22040k130/0/040k99k
OWROrc2160k121/2/030k1 - 12340k142/1/020k128k
Ulthuan OathbreakersDark Elf2220k120/2/170k0 - 22270k181/0/170k123k
A Plan Comes TogetherChaos Dwarf1970k70/1/090k0 - 22060k182/1/050k122k
Time is Money Friend!Necromantic2070k213/2/190k2 - 12070k183/2/070k138k
Hardcore SpongesHuman2170k152/1/160k2 - 12100k121/0/010k96k
NandorinsHigh Elf2270k103/1/140k0 - 32590k200/1/080k150k
Smoothbore SweetDark Elf2230k193/0/120k2 - 22000k181/1/060k107k
Crazy Woodland RednecksWood Elf2330k153/0/220k1 - 22300k160/1/160k128k
Sentinels of JUSTICE!Orc2300k174/2/080k2 - 02230k110/2/170k133k
Romulan Star EmpireSkaven2160k153/3/140k2 - 12440k120/2/020k137k
Metro Orcs2Orc1770k102/0/190k1 - 22160k202/2/070k131k