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Disembowelment Made Easy
Retired [R] Orc

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Hello boys and girls! Step over here and learn the fine art of dismemberment from real pros. These specialists will be happy to show you how to cleanly render living beings into fun new shapes.
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Disembowelment Made Easy is composed of beings that were composed of Orcs..... once. We eschew the usual brute training for Black Orcs and instead focus on their nimbleness. The result is a unique line that creates mismatches on the pitch.

__Synn
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Specialists of Note:
<a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=3460989>Sheers</a>: Original specialist who never missed a game, Sheers was the prototype Blocker being swifter than most. Ended his career as the second leading Black Orc Scorer ever.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard
  38 0 1 0 4 3 26/ 120k
(80+40)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
3 4 2 9
Block, Guard
-ma, m 20 0 4 0 3 2 28/ 120k
(0)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
5
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Dirty Player
  14 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
6
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 5 9
Block
Guard, +AG, Tackle, +AG, Sure Hands
  41 12 14 0 1 5 81/ 220k
(80+140)k
 
9
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG
  10 4 3 0 0 0 13/ 120k
(80+40)k
 
10
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
  12 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
 
11
Blitzer
6 4 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, +ST, Break Tackle
  40 1 8 0 17 2 69/ 190k
(80+110)k
 
15
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Kick
  44 1 5 1 17 3 67/ 160k
(80+80)k
 
16
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
  7 4 0 0 0 2 14/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
5 3 3 9
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Synn Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 16  
Current Team Value: 1710k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1830k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:136 (69/20/47) |TD Diff:45 (209 - 164) |Cas Diff:164 (219/148/61 - 134/83/47)
Last Opponent: Rag and Bone

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Green Army MenHuman1000k192/1/040k2 - 01000k91/0/080k51k
GravehowlersShambling Undead1080k132/2/060k0 - 11000k141/1/170k57k
More Ways to DieElf1110k161/0/150k2 - 11290k100/2/040k65k
StuntybashersDwarf1150k130/1/070k1 - 11000k80/0/080k53k
Black Magic DeathNecromantic1150k141/0/180k2 - 01210k61/0/030k57k
WindseekersLizardmen1220k80/1/080k1 - 21290k170/2/180k75k
Blood StarChaos1160k193/1/0180k1 - 01090k00/0/00k79k
Pretty to watchNurgle's Rotters1300k101/0/090k1 - 01360k81/0/050k67k
Doom LotusDark Elf1400k181/1/160k2 - 21430k131/0/050k74k
Pustulant BlobsNurgle's Rotters1500k150/1/160k1 - 01550k00/1/00k60k
Creepy's MinionsUndead1590k171/2/170k1 - 11470k111/0/080k74k
Zharr Naggrund RavagersChaos Dwarf1650k141/0/170k1 - 01740k71/0/060k84k
Ugly Tree's RevengeChaos1690k302/0/420k4 - 11830k120/0/140k48k
Furrd TribeOrc1710k100/1/070k1 - 11770k110/1/010k72k
Mighty DwarfDwarf1760k181/0/030k2 - 11830k131/0/060k85k
Mutiladores Orcos de GriszhakOrc1800k211/0/020k4 - 01960k91/0/050k69k
Fruits !Orc1830k170/0/020k3 - 11870k121/0/060k77k
AlzHigh Elf1890k180/2/050k2 - 31860k211/0/050k80k
Bang Bang, You're Dead!Necromantic1820k162/0/050k2 - 11720k110/1/190k103k
LuckBowlHuman1830k221/2/030k3 - 11880k110/1/020k68k
Flachenpfeifens 3rd trySkaven1910k214/1/190k2 - 11900k111/0/040k108k
Mumuj's GangHuman1850k192/1/1120k1 - 01890k10/1/00k74k
Mighty DwarfDwarf1940k151/2/050k2 - 12010k132/0/140k103k
Sky-Valley Desert PunksElf1920k150/0/260k2 - 11970k110/1/070k109k
True DustersTomb Kings2010k192/3/150k2 - 22190k110/0/010k93k
Smack My SMACK Up!Khemri2080k130/0/060k2 - 12160k134/2/010k93k
Cartoon HerosDwarf2100k121/0/130k1 - 01890k111/2/170k90k
Snakes R UsDark Elf2080k81/0/040k2 - 42040k220/0/060k100k
Commercial CorruptionNecromantic Horror2100k60/0/030k2 - 02050k145/0/170k110k
Blood BanditsNecromantic Horror2060k110/1/020k1 - 12040k113/0/110k100k
Grave RaveNecromantic2060k71/0/020k0 - 11890k100/1/040k101k
Teken'mtor ScorpionsDark Elf2090k201/2/020k3 - 12010k100/0/010k95k
Horde of Sociopathic NorsemenNorse2150k275/1/040k3 - 02210k60/0/030k125k
Marienburg MeatbagsNecromantic2150k131/0/170k1 - 22140k172/0/060k135k
Kev Lowes OilersSkaven2100k194/1/060k1 - 02290k70/1/040k119k
Crazytalk TribeOrc2200k142/0/070k1 - 22160k192/1/170k105k
Blazing WaveDark Elf2000k231/2/070k3 - 12190k100/0/030k99k
Dead Irate PhilosophersShambling Undead2110k161/0/150k2 - 01960k111/4/030k113k
Failures to ComeDark Elf2150k140/2/030k1 - 22050k140/0/030k116k
Furrd TribeOrc2210k142/1/030k0 - 21910k172/0/160k119k
Tekken_TagChaos Dwarf2210k201/2/130k2 - 02220k71/0/050k99k
Black SunsChaos2280k182/1/020k2 - 02420k71/0/020k120k
HattrickersDark Elf2340k151/1/040k2 - 12430k131/0/010k113k
Clint Eastwood RolesShambling Undead2410k110/1/050k1 - 22350k234/2/050k124k
Orcish ConquerersOrc2040k101/0/050k1 - 22060k181/1/140k109k
Aussie RulesChaos2030k241/1/070k5 - 02030k111/1/130k102k
numskullsOrc1940k173/0/090k3 - 01890k80/0/130k112k
Forum SuckersVampire1990k171/2/060k1 - 32200k201/1/060k87k
Oh ReallyShambling Undead2070k91/2/040k0 - 12190k81/0/050k119k
Raymunda's ElevenHuman2090k271/1/120k4 - 02110k80/1/050k97k
Taido SamuraisChaos Dwarf2040k233/0/040k3 - 22060k150/1/020k94k
Imminent NeuroticsChaos2130k211/2/130k1 - 21990k130/0/080k90k
Rotten Flesh Is Our EcstasySkaven2190k262/2/270k2 - 12350k132/0/030k126k
Mandrillen foreverKhemri2310k161/1/060k2 - 02350k70/0/120k105k
Greeen powiOrc2370k181/2/150k2 - 12370k110/1/140k109k
Ice StormDark Elf2340k181/3/060k2 - 12340k162/0/120k93k
Simple MindsWood Elf2450k213/1/090k2 - 02170k90/1/050k144k
CharmedOrc2590k261/1/130k4 - 12350k81/0/050k93k
Disciples of FulgurantChaos2420k212/2/060k2 - 12300k100/1/030k126k
PapsHuman2420k201/0/270k2 - 12310k130/2/040k110k
Shadow AdeptsDark Elf2540k243/2/150k2 - 12350k100/1/050k133k
Vecchio amore non si scordaWood Elf2620k101/0/140k0 - 42720k190/0/050k130k
Raven elfDark Elf2670k213/0/130k2 - 22280k180/0/120k120k
Ravens of NaggarothDark Elf2740k141/1/040k1 - 22410k171/2/050k130k
Stony Man DoctrineElven Union2740k151/2/020k1 - 22600k202/0/250k127k
Smack AddictsUndead2530k184/1/040k1 - 12440k132/1/040k139k
Rabbit's FootSkaven2540k325/1/160k3 - 12290k101/0/050k122k
AxiomDark Elf2670k194/0/160k1 - 42650k190/0/040k128k
Ninja RapWood Elf2770k111/1/00k0 - 32410k151/1/150k140k
Bordeaux 1985Chaos Chosen2460k101/1/020k0 - 32530k232/1/030k120k
BlitzerkriegOrc2500k160/0/010k3 - 01830k81/0/030k89k
Smasha AlottaOrc2540k193/2/070k2 - 12120k122/2/160k121k
K.a.o.sOrc2610k40/0/020k1 - 23100k234/2/060k148k
Remanence Of The KernalChaos2500k132/1/140k1 - 12400k171/3/040k103k
Beat em or Beat emOgre2520k221/3/060k3 - 12450k120/1/120k111k
American ScottsHuman2590k233/2/120k2 - 02760k91/0/020k106k
Chaotic SupastarzChaos Chosen2650k93/0/050k0 - 12650k183/2/130k146k
Dark City ComradesDark Elf2720k225/0/020k2 - 23360k140/0/20k107k
Cheerleaders of the NorthAmazon2790k253/3/160k2 - 12330k111/0/040k124k
Burn the witchDark Elf2900k223/2/220k1 - 22870k160/0/150k140k
Cloak and DaggerElven Union2960k213/3/030k2 - 13040k91/0/020k150k
Chaotic SupastarzChaos Chosen3040k102/2/120k1 - 02780k132/3/050k144k
KukurukuChaos Dwarf3020k21/0/010k0 - 12510k123/0/120k134k
BegingingWood Elf2970k192/4/070k2 - 12310k100/1/070k153k
Gartag's LegionOrc3070k182/1/00k3 - 02710k80/1/050k107k
PoemsChaos3120k73/1/030k1 - 32800k161/0/030k126k
Halo TharOgre3000k276/3/040k2 - 12170k101/1/070k159k
Left RightWood Elf2860k213/2/040k2 - 12580k80/0/060k145k
White Isle Idlers Alpha TurboWood Elf2960k222/2/140k2 - 32280k180/0/050k138k
Rak'hatKhemri2800k123/1/010k1 - 02420k166/3/030k127k
Swedish FumbblersDark Elf2840k242/3/030k2 - 21940k151/0/060k131k
PoemsChaos2930k143/1/060k1 - 12720k182/2/150k155k
AkraWood Elf2690k192/2/160k2 - 22330k142/0/040k140k
Bordeaux 1985Chaos Chosen2370k90/1/060k1 - 12120k141/2/060k138k
Mad BullsChaos Dwarf2440k102/0/060k1 - 32190k213/1/140k112k
Ugly By DefaultNurgle's Rotters2250k102/1/180k1 - 02050k50/0/030k121k
Best coachesOrc2240k132/1/070k1 - 23080k120/1/160k217k
Serenity GracesWood Elf2140k122/0/180k1 - 22230k120/0/080k149k
Darkhill MinersDwarf2230k91/0/090k1 - 02140k71/0/080k172k
Irate InfantryOgre2280k121/1/050k1 - 12450k184/0/120k118k
Society's Deca DanceChaos2270k192/2/260k1 - 22000k172/0/270k101k
All your fame are belong to usHuman2040k71/0/020k0 - 22060k142/0/080k118k
Soap is our enemyNurgle's Rotters2060k122/2/030k1 - 02170k50/1/040k102k
Just a Flesh WoundNecromantic2130k193/0/070k3 - 02090k50/0/040k94k
chaotic smallChaos Chosen2240k130/2/040k1 - 12450k100/1/060k135k
Underworld ReapersSkaven2060k193/1/070k2 - 22140k212/1/140k109k
Meek and AfraidElven Union2160k195/2/060k2 - 12160k90/0/080k161k
Bears de ChicagoOrc2260k171/1/040k2 - 02710k60/0/050k136k
Sumerian MajestyChaos Dwarf2240k141/2/080k1 - 22330k80/0/090k144k
Strong and Brutal ElvesElf2270k140/3/170k1 - 32310k160/0/050k157k
Sons of Hertog-JanDwarf2360k172/2/220k1 - 01960k60/1/150k112k
Online Christian SoldiersHuman2310k140/2/140k2 - 31950k162/0/080k131k
Folsom Prison BluesDark Elf2330k131/1/140k1 - 12260k120/0/020k138k
Hawkheim HarlequinsElven Union2390k152/1/160k1 - 32570k211/1/020k119k
'Mayhem Midgets'Chaos Dwarf2480k123/2/080k1 - 02250k73/2/130k123k
Way of the FistHigh Elf2170k103/0/050k1 - 12400k80/0/040k149k
Beating down on PrinzOgre2240k173/1/150k3 - 02650k20/1/040k115k
Sleeper in MetropolisNecromantic Horror2330k130/0/270k2 - 02430k93/1/150k157k
Mean HaenschelsChaos Chosen2450k182/1/040k2 - 12340k90/0/010k110k
Sumerian MajestyChaos Dwarf2310k143/1/040k2 - 02150k92/0/030k131k
PsychedeliaChaos Dwarf2390k50/0/130k0 - 12320k120/0/270k154k
we dont believe in FFOrc2170k121/0/170k1 - 22020k173/2/080k124k
Drunken FumbblChaos Chosen2190k50/0/080k0 - 22610k173/2/170k131k
Schwinger KingsOgre2170k153/2/040k2 - 02360k91/0/140k135k
BambukaiWood Elf2000k151/1/150k1 - 41820k201/0/070k89k
Tree Humpin' BastsWood Elf2080k80/0/130k0 - 11940k120/0/050k111k
True Blue PansiesDark Elf2120k131/0/180k2 - 02680k51/0/020k118k
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman2230k102/0/060k0 - 32230k180/0/180k110k
ogres revolution IIOgre2300k161/1/120k1 - 22640k131/1/060k106k
Allhuset BackraidersUndead2070k90/2/080k0 - 22000k113/1/060k146k
Da BaddiesOrc2170k120/1/050k1 - 22420k160/1/040k146k
Kelly's Heroes!!!Human2230k132/2/150k1 - 02150k81/0/160k121k
Porc PurpleOrc2310k71/1/060k0 - 12410k151/1/280k153k
Pro Elf and I Vote!Elven Union2000k90/1/150k1 - 22070k130/0/050k119k
Vailwynd Valiant'sHigh Elf2030k151/1/050k1 - 22040k181/0/070k41k
Rag and BoneTomb Kings2020k101/2/060k1 - 12000k141/1/220k46k