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Chef's Blood Salad!
Retired [X] Halfling

RECIPE

1) Twelve pairs of Goblin legs, cut off while still alive
2) One kg of well shaken brain of a Beastman, dug out with a spoon
3) One bag of Skink eyes - let the poor skink run off after cutting...
4) 5 liters of human blood - screened for HIV and Hepatits (important!!)

and most important....

5) the testicles of a Minotaur, fouled to death by a gang of bloody halflings

Serve it stirred - not shaken....

Have a nice meal...
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Grimme Groenne Stivert
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   6 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 110k
(100)k
  
2
Woodie Gammelguffer
Treeman
3 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Pro, Multiple Block, +MA, Break Tackle, Guard
 n 45 0 0 0 30 4 80/ 230k
(181)k
  
3
Junk Jesus
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   17 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
  
4
Olafur Undermaaler
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 30k
(15)k
  
5
Bonkaj Fatter
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -av 22 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 50k
(15)k
  
6
Helmir Druk
Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   17 0 1 1 2 0 9/ 60k
(15)k
  
7
Ketogan-Kaj
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -av 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(15)k
  
8
Pjotr Longo
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Lille Grimme Guffer
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sure Feet
 n 30 0 4 0 0 1 17/ 80k
(38)k
  
10
Beodur Lem
Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   17 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 60k
(15)k
  
11
Ingi Tremor
Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -av 15 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 50k
(15)k
  
12
Reinhur Lim
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
13
Zack Crack
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(0)k
  
14
Dumbass LeDuck
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Hail Mary Pass, Sure Feet
 m 16 0 2 0 0 2 16/ 80k
(0)k
  
15
Crazy Curt Cocaine
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
16
Benny BagBanan
Halfling
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 -ag 29 0 2 0 1 3 23/ 70k
(15)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Doktor_Feelgood Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 19  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 15  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 5  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:46 (26/7/13) |TD Diff:17 (63 - 46) |Cas Diff:-64 (54/39/20 - 89/60/28)
Last Opponent: Hair Club for 'flings

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
DrunkClubChaos1000k101/1/080k1 - 21120k192/1/180k65k
Boons `n NoobsOgre1100k110/0/050k2 - 11070k161/1/250k58k
It's Time of Destruction!!Ogre1090k101/0/070k1 - 21150k151/0/150k75k
Flyin' GobbosOgre1150k141/2/0150k1 - 01050k21/0/00k61k
7th Legion of DeamonosNurgle's Rotters1250k141/1/060k2 - 21110k193/0/070k63k
Annie, are you OKOgre1250k110/0/0100k2 - 01640k192/5/020k67k
Death Bowl AllstarsNecromantic1270k123/0/040k1 - 01070k91/1/090k75k
Blood Sucka!Vampire1300k130/1/060k2 - 01360k123/0/040k84k
Children Of The DarknessChaos1350k133/0/050k2 - 01370k91/1/030k80k
Spikey BitzChaos1340k151/1/050k2 - 01160k122/1/050k57k
Bloodtusk ClanOrc1380k101/0/090k1 - 11070k131/1/050k83k
Wooden VeggiesWood Elf1470k151/0/170k2 - 11240k200/6/060k69k
bull prideOgre1520k132/1/060k2 - 01420k111/1/140k95k
Darkmoor MaraudersGoblin1520k256/2/140k2 - 11600k111/0/050k85k
JawmareChaos1580k112/0/180k1 - 21280k222/3/280k100k
Torbay TiddlersGoblin1530k192/2/180k2 - 11530k131/0/060k73k
Listige LizzisLizardmen1600k152/0/170k2 - 11560k162/2/050k76k
Festering PlagueNurgle's Rotters1660k101/3/160k1 - 11410k172/3/050k89k
For a Fistful of FistfightNorse1650k110/1/050k2 - 01130k204/3/040k78k
Butcher MeatOgre1600k131/0/180k2 - 11460k192/2/230k79k
DFA Bomb SquadOgre1660k162/1/050k3 - 01510k92/2/050k103k
Cattle 'r RollChaos1720k130/2/170k2 - 01300k173/2/090k106k
Pourris du tribunalNurgle's Rotters1640k101/0/040k1 - 21280k203/0/160k105k
Lords of BattleChaos1660k101/0/130k1 - 11230k183/0/280k89k
Vlagnar dose not stop tryingOgre1630k111/1/050k2 - 11470k142/1/150k97k
More Wrecking ballsOgre1630k72/0/040k0 - 01710k172/2/270k112k
Zubzuri K'thaaChaos Chosen1550k140/0/090k3 - 01550k93/1/140k98k
B.B.C. ImperiumHuman1590k90/2/050k0 - 21610k222/2/180k96k
First CouncilVampire1480k100/0/050k1 - 11540k153/0/030k95k
Goat TyrantsChaos1550k131/0/240k2 - 11230k171/1/280k76k
Stinky McGeesNurgle1560k161/1/080k2 - 01240k155/0/070k84k
Woodville WoodiesWood Elf1680k112/1/190k0 - 21360k172/0/160k111k
Chaos Forest Wear BearsSkaven1660k161/0/170k2 - 11430k121/1/060k92k
Resting DragonsLizardmen1630k120/1/360k1 - 01570k111/1/190k113k
Slaycity SlayersOgre1700k112/0/060k2 - 01120k112/1/060k75k
Noble ReaversHigh Elf1770k211/2/050k3 - 01670k61/0/040k93k
Low FewGoblin1810k165/3/060k1 - 02190k112/0/130k109k
Ghoul Wood NightstalkersVampire1900k90/1/140k0 - 41920k404/4/260k129k
Zubzuri K'thaaChaos Chosen1730k50/0/080k0 - 41620k310/4/250k116k
Scarlet Fang BroodVampire1530k90/0/090k1 - 31040k202/0/070k103k
Smooth..GriftersWood Elf1600k81/0/050k1 - 21450k172/0/1100k94k
Asavar's BloodlineChaos1620k70/1/070k0 - 01300k50/0/050k88k
Transylvanian TrampsVampire1710k180/4/160k1 - 21460k244/3/060k92k
Lowdown CheatsGoblin1760k90/2/060k0 - 31390k182/0/150k99k
HerbalizersHalfling1700k183/2/090k1 - 01390k112/2/090k118k
Hair Club for 'flingsHalfling1760k71/0/260k0 - 11720k172/2/070k114k