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SKOOL DAZE (Acacdamy) Game one (0-1 Loss to Pogo): OUR FIST GAME! Errr... First. Well, we wuz tryin out some of wat da coach calls "Orky Style" football. Dis means we gets da ball and puts more guys arond it (He calls dis: Da Cage)and run up da pitch till der's no more pitch. Dis tactic is better (He says) den running all about lookin' for some git to bust in da gob. It ALMOST worked... Twice. Da Amazon Girlies was to fast for us ta hit doh. We lost. We sad. Coach angry. Wind sprints comin'... Game two (1-1 Draw to Lagartines Pedorros): Today we fights Lizzies! Big Lizzies are tough bastards, but we'z like elves dancin' around em. Da little ones are really da ones to watch out fer. Dey'z like little scaley bugs, swarmin' about. We wuz down 2-1 when da coach had a good idea... KICK THE SKINKY STUNTIES WHEN DEY DOWN! It works. A few o' da boyz put some o' dem in da hospital real bad. When der wuz no little lizzies left... We walk in with ball. Tie game. Orky Style. We needs more lineorcs so we can foul more... Game three (0-2 Loss to Micky Mouse friends): Ratz! Dirty, fithy, stinkin RATZ! Dey is too fast! Dey make us look stoopid! We iz better dan dis! Cage no work... Fouls no work... Tonight we raid human village to make us feel like a unit. The coach callz dis "Team Building Trip". Game four (1-0 Win over Biggy Smalls): Win! We'z da winnas! Look like raid pay off! We get slaves plus we come out and Kil Kil Kil! Da Stunty Dwarfs never knew what hit 'em! We is rollin' now! Game five (0-0 Draw to Ancient Losers): Grrr... Draw! An' dey messed us up! Da Dockta iz gonna be workin' tonight! We got lotsa Orcs ta replace... [Hired a Gobbo... Makes us sick] Game six (1-3 Loss to Micky Mouse friends): More Ratz... More losing... But da teams gettin healthy again... We gotz ta work on speedy teams... Game seven (0-1 Loss to Pogo): Amazons again! Beat em up but good but still can't win... Need to remember ball... Need to remember ball... Game eight (0-2 Loss to BoNeZrUs): More dead guys... But dis time dey got dogs! Everytime we playz da dead... One o' da boyz ends up dead. We only gotz two blitzas left, and one of 'em decides to be our kicka! Dere is talk... Bad talk about shuttin da team down for good. It's win or go back to hut time. Game nine (1-1 Draw to Coffin Ununited): Dead team... AGAIN! Da team iz gonna hafta take da yearly bath early after rubbin up against dem all day. We tied 'em. Still not a win... But we'll take it. Game ten (3-1 Loss to Panteganesh): More dirty RATZ! Iz nuttin but ratz an' corpses for us? Got a new blitza after game... He's gotta be betta dan da last ones! Soon Acadamy will be over... We'z worried we'z not ready! We wanted a big Troll, but all we do iz replace killed guys. On lighter note: Gobbo look good in last match... Maybe we not eat him... Yet. Da Big Time (Unranked) Game one (0-2 Loss to Prefab Sprout): We'z a terrible team. We don't belong. Stupid armored Dwarfs! They not go down when we hit 'em! Game two (3-0 Win over tundraclaws): We da Best! We RULE! We'z gonna be big time playaz! Tonight: We eat da slaves!

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Pogo	Amazon	1000k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1060k	11	0/1/0	50k	49k
Lagartines Pedorros	Lizardmen	1040k	15	1/2/0	50k	2 - 2	1130k	12	0/0/0	50k	52k
Micky Mouse friends	Skaven	1130k	8	1/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1110k	15	1/1/0	70k	48k
Biggy Smalls	Dwarf	1170k	14	0/1/2	60k	1 - 0	1200k	8	0/0/1	80k	50k
Ancient Losers	Tomb Kings	1270k	7	0/1/0	40k	0 - 0	1100k	11	1/1/2	60k	63k
Micky Mouse friends	Skaven	1180k	9	0/0/0	80k	1 - 3	1210k	18	1/0/0	60k	52k
Pogo	Amazon	1270k	9	0/2/0	20k	0 - 1	1210k	10	0/0/1	90k	60k
BoNeZrUs	Necromantic	1210k	12	1/1/1	50k	0 - 2	1270k	13	0/1/0	30k	40k
Coffin Ununited	Undead	1280k	15	1/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1260k	9	0/0/0	30k	47k
Panteganesh	Skaven	1370k	11	0/1/0	40k	1 - 3	1210k	19	1/0/0	60k	41k
Prefab Sprout	Dwarf	1420k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1430k	13	1/1/0	50k	56k
tundraclaws	Norse	1460k	17	0/1/0	60k	3 - 0	1220k	7	0/1/0	50k	54k
Dark Side of Lord Of The Ring	Chaos Pact	1570k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1490k	10	1/1/0	50k	45k
Pyramid Of Skulls	Tomb Kings	1620k	7	0/0/1	60k	0 - 2	1610k	15	0/1/2	70k	62k
Midnight Terrors	Necromantic	1570k	8	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1100k	15	0/2/0	80k	40k
Poison Dart Streakers	Lizardmen	1580k	15	0/1/0	10k	2 - 4	1630k	19	1/0/0	30k	31k
Tongue of the Serpent	Lizardmen	1620k	9	2/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1000k	14	0/0/0	50k	45k
Demolitions	Human	1670k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 3	1630k	20	2/0/0	60k	53k
Poison Dart Streakers	Lizardmen	1740k	15	1/2/0	30k	1 - 2	1700k	11	0/0/0	20k	34k
Lunar Empire	Chaos Pact	1800k	14	3/0/0	30k	1 - 0	1970k	8	0/1/1	50k	45k
Poison Dart Streakers	Lizardmen	1710k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 6	1750k	25	1/0/0	10k	32k
R e D s	Chaos Dwarf	1770k	5	0/0/0	0k	0 - 2	1660k	15	1/1/0	70k	45k
Canorcks	Orc	1780k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 3	2220k	18	0/2/1	10k	57k
Hot Rotters	Nurgle's Rotters	1630k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 4	1630k	18	0/0/1	60k	61k
Glory City Tigers	Human	1580k	12	1/1/0	10k	1 - 1	1410k	9	0/0/0	60k	45k
Ostergotland	Orc	1610k	7	0/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1620k	17	3/0/1	60k	54k
Mighty Skinks	Lizardmen	1540k	10	0/2/0	20k	0 - 3	1550k	13	1/0/0	30k	33k
Poison Dart Streakers	Lizardmen	1580k	11	0/1/0	50k	1 - 5	1900k	20	0/0/0	50k	30k