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Borg Invasion

G.O.G is the future of Orkish Golfing - sadly, this is such a small sport that G.O.G is forced to play the barbaric sport of BLOODbowl - ironically, they show much more aptitude for this game than for their true love, golf. GOLF TRUISMS: All forms of wildlife on a golf course are there for the express purpose of putting you off. Bunkers have the unnerving habit of rushing out to meet your ball. Curly, downhill, left-to-right putts are usually followed by curly, uphill, right-to-left putts. Delicate chip shots over bunkers always catch the top of the bank and fall back. During the first round with a brand new set of clubs, the ball has to be played from a road. Foursomes golf means always having to say you're sorry. Handicaps are designed to keep you in your place. If a good course is one where you play to your handicap or better and a bad course is one where you struggle to break 100, why are there so many bad courses ? If there is one solitary tree located on a hole, your ball will find it with unerring accuracy. If you are giving strokes in a match it's always too many: if you are receiving them it's never enough. If you are playing well in a competition, your partner will tell you that if you keep it up you must win. This remark ensures that you finish with a string of double-bogeys. If you find your ball in the woods, it is unplayable. If a professional finds his ball in woods, not only is it playable but he can hit it onto the green. If you have difficulty meeting new people, try picking up someone else's golf ball.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Grumsens Return	Chaos Dwarf	1000k	21	1/3/0	60k	3 - 0	1000k	6	0/0/0	30k	46k
Order of the lost hand	Amazon	1110k	15	1/0/2	60k	1 - 0	1000k	8	1/0/0	80k	45k
Just Dead It	Necromantic	1200k	21	2/1/1	80k	2 - 0	1070k	6	0/0/0	60k	57k