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Horribly Utterly Broken. Thats all there is to it. Simple as shit. Team thought : Block on half of the skellys for los, dp on rest, Sure hands as second skill for 2. dodge/guard for doubles. Need a kicker as well. MB/Guard on regular rolls for blitzers, dodge/sf on doubles. A Sure Hander is needed as backup ball handler. No need for thro-ras. sissys. no point in paying for passing access. Block for mummies, the guard, then half tackle half BT, then change. SS for doubles. Easy as pie. Never PO. Ever. Useless. 1. half when defending: Fall back in deep defense, maul opponent. light fouling. In 3. turn decide whether to stop opponent and go all in there or to force a score and go all in there. Fouls are good. 1. half when attacking: Maul opponent. Score in 8th. 2. half when up 1-0 and defending : see 1. half when defending 2. half when 0-0 and recieving : see 1. half when attacking -o0o- I predict that by playing by these rules i will have an about 75% win with this horribly broken team. Prove me wrong. Update 11/4-2007: I have encountered a problem with this setup. The problem is that IF the opponent is able to be up by 1-0 by the end of the first half then it is almost impossible to win the game. Even with a lucky kick and blitz-ras moving the ball the cage can't keep up and opponent have an easy time delaying my score until 6th turn or so and then it would be insane to score if the opponent has 6 or more players left. This problem might be solved by special teams - a thro-ra with HMP and then a rush attack counting on a lucky scatter to be played in start of the 2. half. I will get a thro-ra to test this out but only field him in these situations. Update 5/6-2008: Ok, i admit it. Not even close to 75%. But i'll keep playing them and perhaps learn how to win witht his team. Which is still horribly broken btw. Winner of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=2410&show=16919">XFL Khemri II</a> Currently waiting for XFL Khemri III Currently ranks like <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams&group=&race=16&order=12&nav=1">this</a> in ranked division, Khemri teams:

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Explosions Experts	Dwarf	1000k	16	2/1/1	90k	1 - 0	1000k	9	0/1/1	60k	48k
Meat Loafer	Necromantic Horror	1130k	20	1/5/0	100k	1 - 0	1140k	8	1/0/0	80k	77k
Pick and Hammer	Dwarf	1270k	17	1/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1480k	9	0/0/0	50k	61k
Balboa's Hitters	Ogre	1310k	15	0/3/0	80k	2 - 0	1540k	9	1/1/0	40k	61k
Bon Scott vs. Brian Johnson	Vampire	1420k	10	4/0/0	80k	0 - 2	1830k	14	1/0/0	50k	80k
barbalunga	Dwarf	1450k	13	1/0/0	30k	2 - 0	1850k	10	2/1/0	30k	43k
Wet T-Shirts	Amazon	1510k	13	2/2/1	40k	0 - 1	1450k	11	1/0/0	100k	87k
An Average Happy Family	Undead	1560k	14	3/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1590k	15	1/0/2	50k	69k
Daver Brocc	Human	1430k	14	2/1/1	140k	1 - 0	1450k	0	0/0/0	0k	65k
El Diablo's Hobra	Necromantic	1600k	15	1/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1600k	7	2/0/0	50k	79k
Da Meen Greenz	Orc	1670k	12	3/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1840k	9	1/1/3	40k	82k
Showdown 2	Orc	1570k	16	1/2/0	30k	1 - 0	1640k	9	0/1/1	50k	63k
Rat Riot	Skaven	1600k	21	0/4/2	50k	2 - 1	1800k	11	1/0/0	50k	56k
Ratas del MiniMetal	Skaven	1700k	16	1/0/4	60k	1 - 1	1700k	10	0/1/1	50k	85k
Tungdils Diener	Dwarf	1790k	11	4/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1680k	12	1/0/0	30k	69k
Win 'n' Bones	Khemri	1840k	25	3/2/2	60k	2 - 0	1800k	13	3/1/0	50k	77k
Buchstabensalat	Dwarf	1870k	10	1/0/1	70k	0 - 2	2010k	15	2/0/1	60k	95k
Orkish Underground	Orc	1880k	10	0/0/1	70k	1 - 0	2160k	8	0/1/1	20k	94k
Running On Empty	Orc	1880k	11	1/1/0	30k	1 - 0	2050k	7	1/0/0	20k	89k
Smart Wuns	Orc	1850k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1910k	11	1/0/0	10k	74k
Thel'Kuzad	Khemri	1890k	19	3/2/1	60k	2 - 1	1570k	10	0/1/0	30k	80k
We're Broke!!	Khemri	2000k	30	6/1/2	50k	3 - 0	1300k	6	1/1/0	80k	106k
Unbroken Bones	Khemri	2040k	19	4/2/1	40k	2 - 1	1690k	11	1/0/0	80k	83k
Kauliniai	Khemri	2030k	15	2/3/2	40k	2 - 1	2110k	18	2/2/1	30k	94k
Best of The Lizard King	Orc	2040k	15	3/0/0	80k	2 - 1	2230k	9	0/0/0	70k	131k
Mission - Steel Curtain	Orc	2150k	13	3/0/0	30k	1 - 1	2160k	8	1/0/0	60k	90k
Boneheads cracking Headbones	Ogre	2150k	7	1/1/0	60k	0 - 1	2740k	20	4/3/0	40k	103k
Gentle Bowlers	Chaos Chosen	2210k	9	1/1/0	20k	0 - 2	2190k	17	2/3/0	40k	102k
Die Alten Maenner sind zurück	Dwarf	2170k	10	2/1/0	20k	0 - 1	2100k	12	1/1/0	80k	105k
ArKOlogy	Chaos	2210k	12	0/2/1	30k	1 - 1	1980k	10	1/0/0	40k	91k
Axiom	Dark Elf	2280k	22	2/1/4	20k	2 - 1	3340k	19	4/1/0	30k	113k
Beruhmte Elben Mittelerdes	High Elf	2260k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	2490k	17	2/0/0	40k	115k
revenge to paulhicks	Chaos	2290k	15	1/2/0	0k	2 - 0	2320k	15	2/2/1	10k	72k
Hearts of Heretics	Chaos Chosen	2320k	22	4/4/0	10k	1 - 1	2300k	9	0/0/1	40k	84k
Criminales	Chaos	2380k	17	4/1/0	50k	1 - 1	2380k	18	1/4/1	10k	112k
Fat People U-Nited	Orc	2420k	27	6/2/0	10k	2 - 0	2130k	10	1/1/0	10k	93k
1001 Huesos	Tomb Kings	2490k	17	1/1/1	20k	2 - 1	2030k	14	0/2/1	20k	110k
Kauliniai	Khemri	2480k	15	1/1/4	30k	1 - 2	2730k	21	3/3/0	30k	137k
Final Victory!	Chaos	2240k	16	2/1/2	10k	1 - 1	2270k	10	1/2/0	50k	98k
Khornes Murder Squad Return	Chaos	2290k	13	0/1/0	60k	2 - 0	2120k	9	1/1/1	20k	90k
Die Alten Maenner sind zurück	Dwarf	2370k	9	0/1/1	10k	0 - 1	2460k	19	3/1/1	60k	100k
Boat Rockers	Elf	2390k	13	0/2/1	40k	1 - 3	2360k	20	0/0/0	70k	119k
DrOrcken	Orc	2290k	9	0/0/0	10k	1 - 1	2180k	14	2/1/1	30k	107k
Dwarf Venom	Dwarf	2270k	19	4/1/0	50k	2 - 0	2070k	10	1/2/0	50k	93k
Brotherhood of Claw	Chaos	2370k	15	1/1/2	40k	2 - 2	2520k	19	3/2/0	0k	101k
Bartstoppeln	Dwarf	2180k	9	0/2/0	60k	0 - 3	2130k	27	5/0/1	70k	123k
Ravenous Mutants	Chaos	2120k	9	1/1/0	10k	0 - 2	2200k	16	1/1/2	30k	98k
Onomatoteam	Necromantic Horror	1890k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1740k	19	4/1/1	70k	80k
Dele	Dwarf	1910k	18	1/3/2	60k	1 - 0	1830k	9	1/1/0	20k	88k
bar-collo	Dwarf	2010k	7	0/1/0	50k	0 - 2	2030k	22	3/3/1	20k	99k
Slippery Sneakers	Lizardmen	1880k	10	1/2/0	70k	1 - 1	1740k	15	3/0/0	50k	108k
Hot Spices	Necromantic Horror	1980k	11	2/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1840k	15	1/1/0	50k	99k
Braun Sprinters	Dwarf	2040k	7	0/1/1	50k	0 - 1	2150k	8	0/0/0	80k	112k
Chibitery Chariots	Chaos Dwarf	2110k	5	0/2/0	40k	0 - 1	2140k	14	3/3/0	50k	113k
Tentackle Challengers	Chaos	2120k	16	2/1/1	80k	1 - 0	2240k	18	4/1/1	60k	104k
Rottin' All Over The World	Shambling Undead	2190k	13	3/0/1	60k	0 - 1	2080k	14	1/2/1	30k	101k
Cult of the Brainless	Shambling Undead	2010k	8	1/0/1	50k	0 - 3	1950k	17	0/1/0	100k	141k
Helsingfors IFK	Chaos	2070k	15	1/3/2	30k	0 - 1	2460k	12	1/1/1	20k	106k
Chiropractic Giants	Orc	2100k	7	1/0/0	60k	0 - 1	2130k	10	2/2/0	80k	113k
Stuff the Ball	Ogre	2170k	14	3/1/0	30k	1 - 0	2360k	9	0/2/0	50k	99k
Twisted Blunderbussers	Chaos Dwarf	2040k	21	2/2/1	20k	2 - 0	2170k	8	1/0/0	10k	88k
Stubby Stabberz Ultra Elite	Dwarf	2100k	19	3/3/0	60k	2 - 0	1940k	6	0/0/0	70k	103k
SkillMiXen	Chaos	2210k	17	2/1/0	30k	2 - 0	2120k	8	1/1/0	50k	70k
Pi-Rrrats of former Glory	Human	2140k	18	2/5/1	20k	1 - 0	2140k	9	1/0/0	50k	95k