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Bacterial Counterculture
Roster [R] Goblin

<h2>Better living through bacteria!</h2>

The leaders in making pesky bacterium productive members of the underbelly of society, the <b>Bacterial Counterculture</b> finds the dirtiest, the nastiest, the scummiest of the bacteria and puts them to work stomping your enemies and winning you money from your tight-fisted bookie!

Contact <b>Bacterial Counterculture</b> today for your complimentary odds sheet and betting services brochure! <br/><br/><small><i>Warning: promotional materials likely to cause contagion and disease in the reader.</i></small>

<b>Fans!</b><br/> Tickets for Bacterial Counterculture can be purchased from such official sources as TicketMonster. However, the team makes less money from tickets sold officially than from illegally copied tickets that we provide to save you money! <i>For the low, low price</i> of just three festering rat corpses or a bucket of dirty loose change, you too can see mayhem and pain such as:
<ul><li><b>Enterococcus faecalis</b> getting pounded into the dirt like a tent peg by an angry troll!</li><li><b>Megasphaera</b> insulting a Chaos Warrior's mother and losing the subsequent argument with his spiked gauntlet!</li><li><b>Zymophilus</b> acting as living (erh, well, dying) proof that Thralls aren't the only snack on the pitch when a vampire team takes the field!</li></ul>

Or how about acts of fantastic skill such as:
<ul><li>The Bacterial Counterculture's first win: a <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1590134"><b>shutout</b></a> against poncy elves! Claims that their water bottles were infected with Entomoplasma were wildly exaggerated, as he was on the field, scoring two touchdowns!</li><li>A <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1601852">win</a> against viscious vampires due to some <b>last-turn high-flying hijinks</b> by Tuberibacillus, launched by the beefy arms of Streptococcus! The Bacterial Counterculture's first entirely aerial attack!</li><li>The Bacterial Counterculture participated in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1611511">FUMBBL SMACK Veteran XCVIII</a> and lost horribly, but there was much fouling!</li></ul>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Streptococcus
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Pro
   14 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 140k
(110+30)k
  
2
Vampirovibrio
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block
 -ag 14 0 0 0 10 1 25/31 160k
(110+50)k
  
3
Haemophilus
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Catch
   14 4 1 0 0 2 17/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
4
Acidaminococcus
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   14 1 2 0 1 2 19/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
5
Vulcanithermus
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   13 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
6
Blastococcus
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Hail Mary Pass
   8 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
7
Eperythrozoon
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   12 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
8
Denitrovibrio
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Escherichia coli
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Tuberibacillus
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   13 1 3 1 0 0 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
11
Ferroglobus
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Catch, Catch
 n 14 0 4 0 3 0 18/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
12
Polymorphospora
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   12 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Zoogloea
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Sneathia
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Dirty Player
   8 1 2 0 0 2 17/31 110k
(40+70)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Subhedgehog Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1540k (±350) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1540k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:14 (6/1/7) |TD Diff:-3 (20 - 23) |Cas Diff:-11 (17/11/4 - 23/13/7)
Last Opponent: Dwarven Dynasty

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Chaotic BrewChaos1000k72/1/060k0 - 11090k140/2/190k71k
PapingosiosAmazon990k50/0/070k0 - 21130k163/1/080k55k
Elite Ninja PotatoElf1060k142/0/080k2 - 01000k121/0/180k58k
Ravensberg CrystalsElf1170k141/2/040k1 - 41000k250/0/060k64k
Carletto and CompanyVampire1240k180/1/170k2 - 11210k141/1/150k84k
League 'a GangstazLizardmen1310k160/2/050k2 - 11280k111/0/020k40k
SmackosUndead1400k91/1/040k0 - 31290k171/2/150k60k
Divine TreasuryHalfling1410k192/1/150k2 - 01580k113/1/040k67k
Abandon HopeUndead1500k90/0/070k1 - 21350k193/2/390k64k
Scum from the back of the pubChaos Dwarf1400k242/1/040k4 - 21180k162/1/060k64k
Dark ConstellationsDark Elf1410k131/0/140k2 - 42050k221/0/070k86k
Onyx NegaraidersLizardmen1450k72/1/070k0 - 11350k142/2/090k63k
Burning BloodChaos Chosen1490k92/0/180k3 - 11600k102/0/070k66k
Dwarven DynastyDwarf1500k122/1/030k1 - 11500k143/1/070k73k