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The Lizardmen are an ancient race created by the god-like beings known as the Old Ones to be the guardians of the Warhammer world. Their age-old civilization is based deep within the steaming jungles of Lustria, the continent far across the Great Ocean from the lands of Bretonnia and the Empire. The mighty temple-cities of the Lizardmen rise above the humid jungles in these tropical lands. There, the bloated Slaan Mage-Priests, who have mastered the art of magic, attempt to divine the intentions of the long-departed Old Ones. Though the Great Plan is only revealed in omens and portents, the Mage-Priests do their best to interpret the signs and guide the Lizardmen to do the Old Ones’ bidding. Terrifying monsters, huge outnumbering forces, and the deaths of their brothers-in-arms – things that would cause others to panic and flee – have little effect on the Lizardmen. It is only the will of the Mage-Priests and the Great Plan of the Old Ones that motivates the Lizardmen, and they tend to fight on, regardless of consequences. None can determine the reason why the Mage-Priests direct the Lizardmen to take the BloodBowl pitch. Some say it is merely for the entertainment of the Slaan, and still others cling to the belief they play to fulfill some unknowable part of the Great Plan of the Old Ones. <hr> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=16761">FUMBBL SMACK Rookie CXI</a> semi-finalist. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=1609&show=17519">FUMBBL SMACK Pro CLIX</a> finalist. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=1609&show=17836">FUMBBL SMACK Pro CLXXI</a> participant. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=0&group=2410&show=25020">XFL IV Lizardmen</a> participant. <hr> <i>This team is always 5k short of buying whatever it happens to need at any given moment.</i> <a href="http://oz.games-workshop.com/games/warhammer/lizardmen/extras/name_gen/default.htm">Lizardmen Name Generator</a>

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Japanese Imperial Navy	Chaos Dwarf	1000k	15	2/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1000k	9	2/0/0	60k	53k
Thou Shalt Not Foul	Undead	1070k	19	4/1/0	70k	1 - 2	1080k	14	0/1/1	70k	55k
Golgothan Ebon Skulls	Necromantic	1110k	15	2/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1000k	14	2/1/1	90k	68k
Enthropy	Chaos Dwarf	1230k	11	0/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1130k	6	0/0/0	90k	66k
Extreme Pox	Nurgle	1240k	10	2/0/0	90k	1 - 0	1240k	11	2/2/0	70k	62k
Flatline Fighters	Necromantic	1280k	13	0/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1100k	13	2/0/0	60k	53k
Friggitoria	Orc	1390k	9	1/1/0	80k	0 - 0	1430k	8	0/0/1	40k	70k
Iron Hills Stormbringers	Orc	1350k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1320k	8	0/1/0	50k	68k
Fashion Police	Orc	1340k	12	2/1/0	40k	1 - 0	1380k	7	1/0/1	30k	74k
tesl	Wood Elf	1340k	14	2/2/0	50k	1 - 1	1350k	11	0/0/1	80k	71k
Heralds of the Apocalypse	Chaos	1320k	24	3/2/0	60k	3 - 0	1500k	7	1/0/0	70k	67k
Necronomikhan	Necromantic	1430k	13	0/0/1	70k	2 - 1	1300k	18	2/2/0	40k	63k
Koelner Knochenlutscher	Necromantic Horror	1530k	10	0/1/0	50k	1 - 0	1470k	5	1/0/0	80k	80k
Severd Headz	Orc	1600k	17	1/1/0	60k	3 - 0	1640k	7	0/0/1	70k	66k
Tasty!	Undead	1710k	14	1/2/0	30k	1 - 0	1740k	12	2/2/1	30k	76k
Pyrdacor Scorpions	Lizardmen	1550k	15	2/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1810k	18	2/2/1	20k	75k
Ugly Women Looking for a Man	Amazon	1560k	10	0/1/0	30k	1 - 2	1650k	15	4/1/1	80k	96k
Salty Balls	Elf	1510k	11	0/1/0	80k	1 - 1	1510k	15	1/2/0	30k	98k
Mount Doom's Diggers	Chaos Dwarf	1550k	23	2/2/1	60k	3 - 0	1590k	9	0/2/0	30k	84k
Tourecitos	Lizardmen	1660k	11	1/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1770k	10	1/1/0	20k	72k
Rotting from Greed	Nurgle	1750k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1750k	19	1/2/1	70k	91k
Premiers de la classe	Orc	1810k	22	1/2/0	70k	4 - 0	1480k	7	0/0/0	50k	98k
Darksoul Fiends	Chaos	1870k	8	1/2/0	30k	0 - 3	1970k	26	1/4/2	70k	104k
Mythos Manglers	Tomb Kings	1680k	15	1/0/1	50k	2 - 1	1750k	10	0/1/1	80k	86k
Maniacs Reborn	Chaos Chosen	1760k	19	4/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1750k	6	0/0/0	40k	96k
Violent New Breed	Human	1840k	13	0/1/0	60k	2 - 0	1920k	8	0/1/0	20k	93k
Bad Undead II	Undead	1930k	19	2/1/1	60k	2 - 0	1810k	9	0/1/0	70k	125k
Wild Weed	Wood Elf	1970k	17	3/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1990k	12	1/0/0	30k	109k
Sleeper in Metropolis	Necromantic Horror	2040k	13	0/0/0	10k	2 - 0	1910k	14	1/2/2	10k	75k
Nette Nager	Skaven	1950k	11	1/2/0	40k	0 - 4	1760k	27	2/1/1	40k	79k
Whipping gently	Amazon	1880k	10	0/2/0	30k	1 - 2	1790k	14	2/1/1	70k	89k
Cause CJ Sez So	Elven Union	1640k	21	1/4/1	60k	2 - 1	1720k	12	2/0/0	30k	93k
Tutor Elf Mistico	Elven Union	1750k	13	2/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1850k	17	0/2/2	60k	95k
Circle City Omen	Lizardmen	1770k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1500k	12	0/2/0	90k	110k
SsssExyHexy	Lizardmen	1810k	20	1/2/0	30k	3 - 0	1750k	7	0/1/0	50k	88k
Royal Flush	Vampire	1890k	13	2/0/2	60k	0 - 2	1740k	15	1/1/0	90k	91k
Furrd Tribe	Orc	1640k	12	1/2/1	80k	1 - 1	1650k	8	0/0/0	70k	130k
Lack of Inspiration	Skaven	1740k	16	3/2/0	70k	2 - 0	1690k	10	2/0/0	50k	107k
Royal Flush	Vampire	1760k	23	0/4/2	30k	2 - 2	1750k	17	0/2/0	50k	101k
Blood Elf Team	Wood Elf	1840k	8	0/1/0	50k	1 - 4	1840k	19	2/1/0	30k	68k
Beginging	Wood Elf	1800k	19	3/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1870k	13	2/0/0	60k	93k
Seducers of Slaanesh	Chaos	1930k	14	1/1/2	30k	1 - 0	1760k	13	2/1/2	60k	98k
Rugrats2 Revenge of the Kids	Orc	1750k	18	3/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1800k	9	1/0/1	30k	104k
Enemigos Publicos	Dark Elf	1750k	7	0/1/0	70k	0 - 2	1720k	22	2/0/0	100k	101k
Samovar Sinensis	Wood Elf	1830k	17	2/2/0	40k	2 - 0	1660k	6	1/0/0	80k	99k
Jyhad	Vampire	1910k	19	2/2/0	90k	2 - 0	1990k	7	1/1/1	80k	102k
Rainbow Riggers	High Elf	2040k	11	0/0/0	70k	2 - 1	2220k	9	0/0/0	10k	98k
Circus Maximus	Human	1990k	19	1/3/0	50k	2 - 1	2000k	16	1/2/1	70k	134k
Nosotros somos los muertos	Undead	1770k	12	2/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1770k	17	2/2/0	40k	101k
Bone Blade	Skaven	1870k	15	1/2/0	70k	2 - 2	1650k	15	1/0/0	40k	112k
Dark Constellations	Dark Elf	1970k	8	0/0/0	90k	1 - 1	2200k	10	1/0/0	30k	128k
Khuruk Ai	Orc	2070k	11	0/0/0	70k	2 - 0	2050k	11	3/0/1	50k	144k
Raaaa!!!	Orc	2090k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	2020k	20	2/0/2	100k	106k
Fear The Dogz	Necromantic	2020k	16	2/2/0	30k	2 - 0	1790k	9	3/0/2	80k	101k
Hominis	Human	2000k	10	1/0/0	70k	1 - 1	2050k	17	1/1/2	20k	108k
Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! Orcs!	Orc	1920k	1	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1920k	12	0/0/1	130k	96k
Get out of my way	Chaos Dwarf	1830k	16	2/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1870k	11	2/0/0	30k	99k
Great Conquerors	Orc	1940k	10	1/1/0	80k	1 - 1	1990k	16	1/2/0	80k	124k
Buffalo Predators	Norse	1970k	10	0/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1880k	16	2/1/1	40k	107k
Chicago Dons	Amazon	2040k	11	0/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1880k	23	5/1/3	60k	105k
Army of the Potomac	Orc	1800k	13	1/0/1	80k	2 - 1	1840k	14	0/2/0	80k	104k
Gobborc Gamblers	Orc	1920k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 3	1900k	18	0/1/0	50k	111k
Clint Eastwood Roles	Shambling Undead	1950k	13	0/1/0	20k	2 - 2	1880k	18	2/2/1	30k	86k
Da Bulls Dream Team	Chaos Dwarf	1900k	13	2/1/0	70k	2 - 2	1840k	18	0/4/0	60k	116k
Hellbound Charioteers	Norse	1920k	8	1/0/0	50k	0 - 4	1980k	28	5/0/2	90k	131k
Irrational Khemrical Imbalance	Tomb Kings	1530k	15	2/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1480k	9	1/2/1	80k	96k
Bad Team	Vampire	1500k	17	1/2/0	90k	2 - 0	1570k	10	2/0/0	80k	84k
-Greenskin Slippers-	Lizardmen	1520k	15	2/0/0	90k	2 - 1	1500k	14	2/1/0	40k	98k
Squatters Collective	Orc	1560k	15	0/2/1	40k	1 - 1	1590k	12	1/1/0	30k	75k
Rotting Nurgled Men	Nurgle's Rotters	1630k	18	0/1/2	40k	2 - 0	1530k	9	1/1/0	50k	87k
Not Dead Yet, Yo	Necromantic	1700k	13	1/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1720k	11	1/0/0	50k	83k
Rippers of Doom	Chaos	1770k	17	1/1/1	80k	2 - 0	1810k	9	2/1/0	70k	95k
Forsaken Deadites	Necromantic	1880k	14	2/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1940k	12	1/1/0	80k	103k
Dirty Short Folk with Bad Hair	Chaos Dwarf	1890k	2	1/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1810k	19	2/2/0	150k	100k
Lagartijas Anabolizadas	Lizardmen	1890k	11	1/0/2	70k	0 - 2	2650k	17	2/1/1	40k	111k
Irrational Khemrical Imbalance	Tomb Kings	1900k	14	3/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1910k	14	2/0/1	60k	117k