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So you wanna be a hobo. Well, it ain’t as easy as you might think. I mean, you can’t just wake up and find yourself homeless, living in an alley and stinking of cheap wine! You gotta work at it. But first lets delve into the many advantages of being a hobo. No rent! The world is your bed and breakfast! Except you don’t actually get a bed and you can forget about the breakfast part. Otherwise, they’re pretty much the same! No bills! Last I checked, you can’t mail a bill to a guy who doesn’t have a mail box. Sure we’re crazy. Crazy like a fox with a lot of mental problems! No girl trouble! Believe it or not, most ladies are not drawn to winos. I know, I know, why wouldn’t a woman be drawn to a rugged, self-reliant outdoorsy type who isn’t afraid of squirrels? You always know where all your stuff is! So long as you keep your shopping cart close. And believe me, you’re going to want to. There are a lot of thieves out there who would kill to get their hands on your prized twist-tie collection. You’re your own boss! If you want to lay in a Dumpster until 3pm (and who doesn’t?), you can! You can lay there all day if you like. And if you lay in the right one, they’ll bring the food right to you! It’s like breakfast in bed and you never know what you’ll get! Also, since you are the boss, make sure you give yourself a lot of breaks. And, if you feel like it, a long, long vacation. Society doesn’t expect much out of you! No one expects you to do nothing! When people start looking for answers to the big questions, like world peace, crime rates and the national deficit, they are very unlikely to hassle you for the answers. Plenty of wine drinking time! You write your own schedule, man. No one can come up to you and say, “Hey, Cincinnati Slim, you sure 7am is a good time to be drinking wine?” Because it just so happens 7am is an excellent time to drink some wine! You can act as crazy as you want! Go ahead, man! Get goofy! People expect it out of you. Don’t let ‘em down! -Cincinnati Slim

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Faszkorbácsolók	Human	1000k	7	0/0/0	90k	0 - 3	1000k	23	3/0/1	100k	66k
Crazy Fighter's	Chaos	1030k	21	0/1/0	40k	3 - 2	1000k	17	1/0/1	60k	51k
Time Bandits....of DOOM	Halfling	1050k	19	1/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1000k	11	2/1/0	70k	66k
Screaming Deathbodys	Undead	1150k	11	1/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1100k	11	1/0/1	50k	65k
Birchboyz	Wood Elf	1250k	18	1/1/1	60k	3 - 2	1200k	19	1/2/0	80k	60k
Mmm Beer	Chaos Dwarf	1360k	15	0/0/0	80k	2 - 1	1290k	10	0/1/0	70k	77k
Generally Good	Chaos Dwarf	1430k	16	0/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1460k	16	1/2/1	50k	88k
Close quarters	Dwarf	1510k	7	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1430k	19	2/2/1	100k	96k
Costa Lost Dinos	Lizardmen	1550k	15	2/0/0	50k	3 - 2	1500k	14	2/0/0	30k	75k
Estrogen	Amazon	1640k	12	0/1/0	30k	1 - 3	1680k	20	0/2/2	70k	98k
Orc Massive Attack	Orc	1490k	14	1/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1320k	14	0/2/1	60k	60k
Metamorphosis	Chaos Chosen	1490k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1400k	10	0/1/0	40k	71k
Tree Huggin Hippie Scum	Wood Elf	1570k	10	0/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1580k	12	0/0/0	60k	65k
History Class	Chaos	1610k	13	0/0/0	70k	2 - 2	1770k	13	2/0/0	30k	77k
Tarzan Incorporated	Amazon	1700k	19	0/0/0	40k	3 - 1	1760k	9	0/0/0	40k	87k
Ringens brödraskap	Human	1780k	20	0/0/0	50k	4 - 1	2070k	15	1/1/1	60k	82k
Chaos*Predator*	Chaos	1780k	23	1/1/1	60k	4 - 2	2060k	23	3/1/2	0k	64k
Green Jello	Orc	1770k	14	0/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1780k	9	0/0/0	60k	76k
Mighty Mice	Skaven	1860k	15	1/0/0	40k	3 - 1	1930k	14	0/1/0	40k	97k
Tropics	Lizardmen	1940k	19	1/0/0	20k	3 - 3	1680k	18	0/0/0	80k	87k
Yardley Thinkers	Human	1910k	16	1/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1390k	14	0/1/1	40k	67k
Northern Berserkers	Norse	1990k	10	0/0/0	40k	1 - 3	1770k	19	2/1/0	50k	94k
Ship o' Foolz	Goblin	1830k	11	0/0/0	50k	1 - 3	2160k	19	2/1/0	30k	88k
Bwa hahaha	Dark Elf	1790k	23	2/1/0	60k	3 - 1	1690k	12	0/0/0	40k	76k
Laiquendi	Wood Elf	1910k	13	0/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1870k	15	0/0/0	10k	78k
My 11 Thugz	Orc	2020k	15	0/0/1	50k	2 - 2	3560k	17	0/1/0	0k	106k
Generally Good	Chaos Dwarf	2100k	13	0/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1820k	13	2/1/0	60k	84k
plague bearers	Chaos Dwarf	2090k	10	0/0/0	30k	1 - 4	2040k	27	2/2/1	30k	91k
Stark DireWolves	Human	2020k	17	1/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1990k	10	1/0/0	60k	106k
Nuffle's Centrefolds	Amazon	2100k	15	0/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1960k	13	0/0/0	20k	97k
REDS	Orc	2170k	22	0/0/0	70k	4 - 2	2580k	21	3/0/1	0k	90k
Metamorphosis	Chaos Chosen	2300k	17	1/0/0	50k	2 - 1	2190k	15	1/2/0	20k	106k
Clydesdale Blitzers	Chaos Dwarf	2390k	8	0/0/0	40k	0 - 4	2160k	27	1/2/1	90k	134k
Toreador	Undead	2030k	11	1/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1780k	14	2/1/0	50k	96k
Korn's Avangers	Skaven	2080k	14	0/0/0	50k	2 - 3	1700k	26	3/1/0	60k	86k
Bad Luck	Norse	2170k	16	0/0/0	10k	3 - 1	1840k	10	1/0/0	30k	76k
Bunching Bravers	Orc	2220k	16	0/0/0	40k	3 - 1	1920k	16	2/2/0	70k	93k
Zharr-Naggrund Warlords	Chaos Dwarf	1950k	10	0/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1640k	21	2/0/1	50k	114k
Pollice Verso	Chaos Dwarf	1930k	15	0/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1980k	17	0/1/1	40k	103k
A wie Amazone	Amazon	1850k	7	0/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1450k	13	1/1/0	90k	106k
Power of Greyskull	Dark Elf	1930k	28	1/0/0	70k	5 - 2	1860k	16	0/1/0	50k	94k
Chemical Reaction	Goblin	2060k	20	0/0/0	70k	3 - 6	3190k	25	0/1/0	40k	141k
Guardians of the Hall	Dwarf	2170k	13	2/0/1	40k	1 - 1	1900k	14	0/2/0	80k	114k
Bad Attitudes	Orc	2160k	22	0/0/0	40k	4 - 1	1850k	14	2/2/0	60k	113k
Maniac Gauls	Norse	2240k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 4	1920k	22	1/0/1	100k	126k
Xpendables	Wood Elf	2290k	12	1/1/0	60k	0 - 4	2030k	24	3/1/1	60k	121k
Naetharcan	Chaos	2160k	14	0/0/0	80k	2 - 2	1930k	16	0/1/0	80k	122k
History Class	Chaos	2270k	16	1/1/0	70k	2 - 2	2060k	19	3/1/1	50k	121k
Ratdonalds	Skaven	2230k	12	0/0/0	50k	1 - 4	1480k	23	0/1/0	80k	108k
Mortal Kombat III	Skaven	2300k	19	1/0/0	40k	3 - 4	1780k	23	1/1/0	70k	124k
Silence	Wood Elf	1990k	12	0/1/0	60k	1 - 4	1640k	22	1/0/0	50k	117k
Rough Ryders	Chaos Dwarf	2090k	4	0/0/0	0k	1 - 2	1760k	23	0/1/1	110k	119k