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(New TS 106) This team will foul, they dirty players and they will foul like crazy if they get the chance. You were warned. This team stuffed their winning record by playing Macavities orcs and getting smashed. Refusing to lose a single of our 13 ass coaches, we fight on. Entering combat (often with the ball) they have become late starters in the second Great Halfling Battle. They fight for the mighty pancake and hope to crush all deluded waffle fiends and pie maniacs before them. Sometimes taking to the field with as little as nine fellows (even vs dwarfs) these chaps are tough. The pinnacle of their hardiness was during a viral outbreak where they put forward only the Nasty Nine. These were all halflings and showed their might by achieving a draw against some evil goblins (a full, healthy team with a chainsaw too). They have never lost when starting below nuffle's eleven, only when their luck is hard (shifty eyes for the lie about bad luck). LicentiousHamster - "They look soft. And cuddly. And you just want to hug them. But while you're hugging them they turn into clowns. With teeth. And eyes. Such big eyes. And they nibble. And they chew. And they swallow. And you scream but they're CLOWNS so everyone just laughs!" They made their debut drawing against a chaos team. The team in question, alas, were retired seconds after leaving the game. http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=368011 Their next direct victim was in their fifth game, some wood elves who felt the need to stall... http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=368907 Alot later another chaos team failed their debut. http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=374918 Another dead team, an unfortunately coached skaven team that thought halflings were soft even after dire warnings. http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=404598 During thier (and my) stable debut they retired the norse <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=339925>Curkwood Giants</a> The Brutes also have an excellent record of seeking out and stomping Dwarfs of both varieties. YOU could be next.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Pontedecimo	Chaos	1000k	13	2/0/1	30k	1 - 1	1000k	18	3/2/1	30k	41k
rotten dice	Nurgle's Rotters	1030k	15	2/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1120k	18	3/1/1	80k	47k
Oiled Pigs	Goblin	1010k	15	2/2/1	60k	1 - 1	1000k	10	1/0/0	40k	77k
Warpstone Saints	Skaven	1100k	19	1/1/2	80k	2 - 0	1040k	16	3/2/1	50k	71k
Wood for everyone	Wood Elf	1110k	16	2/2/1	70k	3 - 0	1020k	10	1/1/1	60k	51k
Peace and Love Boys	Ogre	1090k	9	0/1/1	90k	0 - 2	1190k	22	2/2/1	80k	70k
Mad Squad	Chaos	1140k	13	2/0/0	90k	1 - 2	1220k	16	0/1/1	100k	71k
Die Gallier kommen	Dark Elf	1190k	12	1/0/1	70k	2 - 0	1090k	18	4/0/1	80k	66k
Lommen Fuld Af Guld	Dwarf	1230k	18	1/1/0	100k	3 - 0	1090k	18	4/3/0	50k	73k
No hay nada perdido	Orc	1270k	12	1/0/1	40k	1 - 2	1000k	25	4/2/0	100k	81k
Think Pizza!	Halfling	1210k	11	1/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1180k	11	1/1/1	50k	47k
Darkstar Dragoons	Dark Elf	1220k	10	0/0/1	30k	1 - 3	1210k	20	1/1/0	30k	40k
Osaka	Chaos	1170k	13	2/1/0	90k	1 - 1	1000k	20	5/2/0	70k	64k
BigDad	Ogre	1260k	19	2/0/0	70k	3 - 0	1250k	9	1/0/2	60k	65k
Beer Belly Dancers	Human	1300k	18	3/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1000k	11	1/0/1	90k	70k
Dante's Blood Oath	Chaos Dwarf	1360k	6	0/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1480k	16	2/2/1	70k	68k
Verdone	Orc	1300k	9	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1000k	28	4/4/2	80k	68k
Dorf Dorf	Dwarf	1280k	11	0/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1000k	21	2/1/2	60k	58k
Da Meanstealers	Skaven	1260k	10	4/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1160k	13	1/0/0	60k	72k
Kornuti	Chaos	1340k	14	1/0/0	70k	3 - 1	1120k	21	3/2/2	80k	64k
Metallica!	Chaos	1270k	14	0/0/0	90k	3 - 0	1000k	9	2/0/0	60k	71k
Elven Cache	Wood Elf	1400k	8	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1030k	24	2/2/2	90k	64k
Word Tu Yo MOMMA	Goblin	1360k	15	0/0/1	50k	2 - 2	1090k	17	1/1/1	80k	77k
Dreams Of Screams	Vampire	1410k	11	0/0/0	60k	2 - 0	1090k	12	2/1/1	40k	76k
Stinky Gitz	Goblin	1350k	13	0/3/1	80k	0 - 2	1490k	17	1/1/2	90k	85k
Cisne Chaos	Chaos	1370k	14	0/1/1	70k	2 - 0	1140k	9	2/0/0	50k	63k
Al estilo Muchachito	Dwarf	1330k	9	0/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1250k	25	1/4/1	110k	103k
Hate Nuffle	Human	1390k	8	0/1/0	80k	1 - 1	1360k	13	3/0/0	30k	70k
Athel Loren Screaming Eagles	Wood Elf	1390k	13	1/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1350k	19	3/1/1	70k	78k
To old to Rock'n'Roll	Undead	1410k	10	0/0/2	50k	1 - 1	1450k	19	4/2/1	70k	55k
Jewels of Ariel	Wood Elf	1480k	9	1/1/0	30k	0 - 3	1300k	21	1/1/0	50k	71k
Bloodimore Battle Hags	Amazon	1500k	11	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1310k	13	1/0/1	50k	80k
Fruity Frenzy	Skaven	1480k	16	2/0/1	150k	2 - 1	1010k	3	0/0/0	0k	78k
Kill Your Teams	Khemri	1670k	11	0/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1530k	18	4/2/0	30k	80k
Sycophants Of Slaanesh	Chaos	1550k	10	2/0/0	50k	1 - 0	1550k	9	1/1/1	20k	59k
Brittle Briars	Wood Elf	1460k	17	2/1/0	60k	2 - 1	1310k	12	1/0/0	70k	65k
woofsmall	Skaven	1550k	10	1/0/1	50k	1 - 2	1310k	14	1/0/0	90k	84k
Bad to Worse	Chaos Dwarf	1600k	16	1/1/0	60k	3 - 1	1620k	15	2/0/1	50k	91k
Greenpox	Nurgle's Rotters	1670k	17	0/0/0	30k	4 - 1	1570k	16	1/1/1	10k	60k
Holy Bible	Chaos	1650k	5	0/0/1	50k	0 - 2	1430k	15	1/2/1	90k	79k
Ballistic Boyz II	Goblin	1620k	12	1/1/1	80k	1 - 0	1510k	13	1/1/2	50k	114k
Dragonian Dwarfs from Renvolta	Chaos Dwarf	1670k	15	1/3/0	60k	2 - 1	1380k	14	1/2/0	30k	65k
State Tech	Human	1710k	10	1/2/0	40k	1 - 2	1400k	21	5/1/1	90k	94k
Four Powers of Chaos	Chaos	1700k	19	2/2/0	80k	3 - 0	1200k	11	1/1/0	100k	96k
HalfEaters	Dwarf	1790k	10	1/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1450k	21	1/1/2	50k	80k
Curkwood Giants	Norse	1740k	14	2/2/1	40k	1 - 1	1260k	12	1/1/0	40k	72k
MPC Boyz	Orc	1780k	6	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1830k	30	1/6/3	50k	71k
Screaming Mind Burgers	High Elf	1500k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 3	1270k	22	2/1/1	60k	92k
Kittens 2K7	Norse	1520k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1000k	20	3/1/1	70k	76k
Gobbo Terror Corps	Goblin	1520k	10	0/0/1	30k	1 - 2	1440k	16	2/0/1	50k	87k
Galliant Gladiators	High Elf	1570k	10	0/1/0	50k	1 - 4	1400k	27	4/0/0	60k	96k
What a surprise	Tomb Kings	1640k	9	2/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1400k	25	4/2/2	50k	73k
Showbiz	Wood Elf	1550k	10	0/0/1	70k	1 - 2	1620k	17	0/2/0	80k	101k
Gladewind Stompers	Wood Elf	1640k	28	3/4/0	80k	5 - 0	1520k	8	1/2/0	40k	93k
Brrainsss	Necromantic	1680k	19	2/3/0	70k	2 - 1	1300k	16	1/2/2	70k	83k
Fire Burning	Goblin	1730k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 2	1460k	11	0/1/0	100k	119k
Elvish Lords	Chaos Chosen	1360k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1770k	22	7/1/0	70k	33k