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4 riders. The riders of the Prepocalypse. The rehearsal of the Apocalypse. Actually, the publisher removed a part of the Big Book, just before deadline. It was written by a guy called Preben. Here it is: The Prepocalypse, The somewhat boring degradation of everything.** 4 riders will come; on 4 bicycles. Not terrible; but nonetheless unwanted. Bickering, Munchies,Dull and Lazy were the names; And truly everything became a little bit more bad. Bickering. At first came a pale Raleigh. Creaking cranks, rusty chain and no ringingbell; Bickering and petty fights followed in his trail; Brotherly love suddenly become irritation; Brothers will be bickering at brothers. Munchies. The second rider swept across the country; A racer with a dozen gears; All over the country, everybody wanted to eat chips; Everybody went to 7/11, especially the fat; Dull. The third rider had a broken wheel; But he couldnt comprehend; TV didnt give him skills; Just staring in apathy; Lazy. Slowly the last rider approached; Rubbing his eyes; He couldnt bother. ** By many considered the most actionpacked of the Revelations.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
New Grongos Tryblazers	Orc	1000k	18	1/2/0	50k	2 - 0	1000k	8	0/1/0	50k	49k
Drain Dweller II	Skaven	1040k	13	0/1/1	90k	1 - 2	1000k	13	1/0/0	50k	64k
Le cosom	Dark Elf	1160k	11	0/1/0	30k	1 - 3	1240k	19	1/1/0	70k	60k
Kaupang Knarrhaulers	Norse	1210k	15	3/2/0	40k	0 - 2	1220k	13	1/0/0	60k	49k
Spring Field Atoms	Human	1290k	13	0/1/0	40k	2 - 2	1430k	18	2/1/0	70k	54k
Daylight Saving	Vampire	1360k	13	2/0/1	70k	0 - 2	1360k	11	1/0/0	60k	63k
Johan the Human	Human	1380k	15	0/1/1	80k	2 - 3	1700k	19	0/1/0	80k	68k
Zkillz	Orc	1490k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 3	1430k	19	2/0/0	30k	59k
Another Green Pet	Orc	1520k	17	1/1/1	70k	2 - 1	1430k	8	0/0/0	30k	74k
Annoying Goofs	Lizardmen	1630k	16	4/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1640k	17	2/0/1	40k	59k
Bill o Bull	Chaos Dwarf	1610k	12	1/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1760k	15	2/1/0	30k	77k
Highway to Hell's Bell's	Chaos Chosen	1650k	12	1/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1690k	8	0/0/0	70k	72k
Monty Pythons Holy Grial	Dark Elf	1750k	11	1/0/0	20k	1 - 2	2020k	16	1/0/0	20k	61k
Boat Rockers Return	Undead	1780k	8	1/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1790k	21	2/2/2	40k	77k
Bad to Worse	Chaos Dwarf	1630k	22	2/3/0	40k	3 - 0	1570k	9	1/0/1	30k	64k
Junkie Elven Gridfillers	Wood Elf	1650k	12	2/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1550k	14	0/2/0	60k	64k
Says	Orc	1710k	9	0/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1690k	10	1/1/0	40k	67k
Karak Karunch	Dwarf	1740k	17	3/2/0	40k	1 - 1	1600k	8	0/0/0	40k	54k
Woodhead Wanderers	Wood Elf	1810k	10	0/0/1	60k	0 - 2	1820k	14	1/0/0	50k	94k
Rivertown Rogues	Human	1890k	23	2/1/0	40k	3 - 0	1950k	7	0/2/0	30k	112k
Liut	High Elf	1880k	13	1/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1950k	12	0/0/0	50k	72k
Dead Cousins	Necromantic Horror	1960k	18	1/1/1	20k	2 - 0	1960k	9	2/1/0	10k	59k
Jordell´s Chearleaders	Wood Elf	2020k	12	2/2/0	50k	0 - 2	1810k	13	0/0/0	40k	98k
Chaos Action Heroes	Chaos Chosen	2090k	9	1/0/0	10k	0 - 1	2220k	10	0/1/0	40k	66k
BavariaRules	Chaos Chosen	2120k	15	2/1/1	10k	1 - 2	2140k	17	1/4/0	20k	80k
Torcy United	Orc	2010k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 2	2040k	15	1/1/0	50k	106k
Doomy Diggers	Chaos Dwarf	2070k	7	0/1/1	50k	0 - 3	2010k	17	1/0/3	60k	87k
Demonic Voodoo	Necromantic Horror	1720k	14	1/1/1	50k	1 - 0	1670k	11	0/2/1	40k	39k
Ostrogodos Kings	Norse	1630k	9	1/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1620k	21	4/1/1	20k	48k
Lurching Lobotep	Khemri	1520k	17	3/1/0	80k	2 - 0	1510k	9	2/2/0	50k	65k
Pass the Visine	High Elf	1640k	11	0/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1550k	8	0/0/0	60k	71k
Heavy Metal Eater Circus	Orc	1630k	7	0/0/1	70k	0 - 1	1780k	13	3/0/0	80k	87k
Zes Zes	Lizardmen	1700k	6	0/0/0	20k	0 - 3	1660k	20	0/2/0	40k	72k
Emperor's Hammers	Human	1600k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1660k	16	3/0/1	70k	68k
Gelattos	Norse	1570k	14	1/2/0	40k	1 - 2	1540k	18	1/1/1	40k	61k
RocknRolls	Amazon	1520k	19	2/1/0	90k	1 - 0	1500k	2	0/0/1	0k	70k
Spartan Fury	Chaos	1520k	17	3/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1570k	17	2/0/0	40k	60k
Be My Guest	Amazon	1580k	15	1/5/0	70k	0 - 1	1590k	8	1/0/0	80k	76k
Hellbound Charioteers	Norse	1680k	24	3/1/0	50k	3 - 1	1780k	16	2/1/0	40k	67k
ZkazzaTutti	Orc	1790k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1790k	22	1/1/1	30k	85k
Sicken	Orc	1600k	9	1/1/0	50k	0 - 1	1590k	10	1/0/0	70k	60k
Balrog's Minions	Orc	1670k	18	0/0/2	80k	3 - 0	1670k	5	0/0/0	70k	61k
Latest Headlines	Orc	1780k	11	3/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1740k	12	0/1/2	40k	85k
Dark Street B.B.H. Crazy Cats	Dark Elf	1710k	14	1/2/1	40k	0 - 2	1590k	12	1/0/0	70k	65k
Winterbrueck Mind Stealers	Vampire	1770k	13	1/2/0	40k	1 - 2	1840k	11	0/0/0	20k	75k
More Cowbell	Chaos Dwarf	1840k	15	1/0/1	50k	2 - 2	1680k	13	1/0/0	30k	59k
Faraoni	Chaos	1930k	16	2/2/0	60k	1 - 1	2020k	10	0/1/0	20k	72k
Kaosdrengene II	Chaos	2030k	7	1/0/0	10k	0 - 0	1980k	11	2/1/0	30k	63k