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Retired [R] Human

So obsessed with meeting their end anyway they can, this team will accept any legal challenge in order to hasten their way to the grave!

Although Injuries may slow them down, no player will be retired.

The only way off the team is by death on the pitch!

UPDATE: After 18 games and only two players have bitten the bullet and passed over to the other side! So many niggles! Will someone not kill them off?
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Head in the Gas Oven
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle
   17 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
2
Hanging
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Stand Firm, Dodge
   19 1 6 0 3 1 30/ 140k
(90+50)k
  
3
Shotgun in the Mouth
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   18 0 2 1 6 0 20/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Slit Wrists
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
 n 17 1 3 0 2 1 19/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
5
Drive off a Cliff
Lineman
6 3 3 8   17 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Jump off a Roof
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Dodge
 n 17 1 0 0 0 3 16/ 110k
(50+60)k
  
7
Too many Paracetamol
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, +AG
   18 3 4 0 1 2 27/ 120k
(50+70)k
  
8
Heroin Overdose
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Stepping in front of aTrain
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block
   18 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 100k
(50+50)k
  
10
8 Bottles of Vodka
Lineman
6 3 3 8   18 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Open the Airlock
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
   15 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 80k
(50+30)k
  
12
Exhaust Fumes
Lineman
6 3 3 8   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Wet Finger in the Electrical Socket
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
 n 8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Step into the Lions Cage
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate
   4 1 0 0 2 1 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
15
Self-Immolation
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
   16 0 1 0 4 2 21/ 180k
(140+40)k
  
16
Drink the Bleach
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Block, Dirty Player
 n, n 19 6 1 1 3 4 37/ 130k
(70+60)k
  
16 players  
Coach: Bill-BJJ Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1880k (±620) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1880k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:19 (9/6/4) |TD Diff:7 (22 - 15) |Cas Diff:-18 (17/12/8 - 28/24/3)
Last Opponent: Mu Ell Ma Enner

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Da Ead SplittazOrc1000k91/0/180k1 - 01000k60/0/050k42k
TreehangersWood Elf1050k193/2/080k2 - 01000k100/1/090k66k
Green Mean UglyOrc1170k80/0/090k1 - 01170k122/2/070k70k
Norte BoyzNorse1280k101/0/040k1 - 01200k112/1/050k75k
Darkness FederatedDark Elf1330k151/1/170k2 - 01280k101/0/030k48k
I don't want stinking MA10Skaven1390k100/0/070k1 - 11370k141/1/070k70k
WonderRatzSkaven1470k172/1/090k1 - 01430k101/1/060k66k
Heavy MachineryOrc1540k50/0/070k0 - 11570k163/0/040k62k
L Corte BubonicaSkaven1620k221/1/340k3 - 11640k90/0/020k48k
wood elf's for lifeWood Elf1710k171/0/160k2 - 21780k130/0/020k69k
Hammers RedemptionDwarf1750k141/1/020k1 - 11700k180/4/030k77k
BrutalDeluxeHuman1800k130/1/0110k1 - 01880k00/0/00k80k
Shadow Bane InquisitorsChaos1940k110/0/150k1 - 11920k162/2/120k70k
Sugar RushChaos1790k110/1/040k1 - 21750k201/3/070k78k
WeaponeersHuman1840k131/1/060k0 - 21850k194/4/070k101k
Dadaistic Leftwing SocietySkaven1930k142/1/030k1 - 21890k193/0/060k68k
Da Importance of being HenryChaos1990k80/0/060k1 - 01990k120/2/150k67k
NBA TributeOrc1990k121/0/120k1 - 11920k255/3/020k81k
Mu Ell Ma EnnerDwarf2040k152/2/060k1 - 12100k153/0/170k109k