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<Center><h1>"...awesomely mediocre" </h1></Center><center>--The FUMBBL Tribune </center> <hr /> <p class="intro">When the team plane was sucked through a rip in the fabric of time and space, the Carolina Panthers found themselves in a violent and bloody new world. Much to their dismay, they'd also been transformed into Orcs, Goblins, and in one extreme case, a Troll. <p class="intro">Rather than piss and moan about their plight, they donned their football gear, gathered some local orcs for fan support, christened themselves the Scarolina Pan'Thors, and set out to teach all these elves and fairies how real men play ball. <p class="intro">They promptly went 1/2/9. <p class="intro">Turns out elves don't wait around to get hit, and game offers mostly came from teams with names like CHAOZ Hillbilly ArseSMASHERZ, who knocked our intrepid Pan'Thors all over the field. The Pan'Thors were horrified to find out that even when lying prone in the mud, they were still not safe from harm. <p class="intro">Realizing that the Warhammer version of football is quite different from what they'd been previously accustomed to playing, they decided to focus more on maiming the opposition, in the hopes that with fewer dancing, prancing,and otherwise mincing players on the pitch, that they'd somehow win a few. <p class="intro">To date this has not helped. The coach now sleeps with one eye open. <p class="intro">In other news, several players managed to find the orcish equivalent of love, and have sired offspring to play for the team. This has been helpful, as their fathers managed to die on the pitch. <hr /> An early publicity photo: <p> <a href="http://www.imagehosting.com"><img src="http://www.imagehosting.com/out.php/i1298145_teamphoto.jpg" width="632" height="169" alt="Image Hosting" border="0"></a> |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Side Step |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 110k
(100)k |
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| 2 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14/16 | 100k
(100)k |
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| 3 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 80k
(80)k |
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| 4 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 16/31 | 120k
(123)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard, Tackle |
17 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 16/31 | 120k
(133)k |
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| 6 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 80k
(80)k |
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| 7 |
Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, +MA |
17 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 20/31 | 100k
(105)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 16 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 9 |
Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(25)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 16 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 11 |
Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Block, Accurate |
n | 17 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 22/31 | 110k
(108)k |
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| 12 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Guard |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 100k
(115)k |
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| 13 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate Guard |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 120k
(109)k |
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| 14 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 4 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow, +AG |
11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 18/31 | 140k
(138)k |
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| 15 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| Games Played: | 17 (1/3/13) | | | TD Diff: | -22 (8 - 30) | | | Cas Diff: | 4 (16/8/4 - 15/5/4) |
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| Last Opponent: Green Frends | |||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 magicluckers | Elven Union | 1000k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 80k | 0 - 2 | 1000k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 53k |
| Punching Your Face | Ogre | 1100k | 14 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1070k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 55k |
| Wolly Cows | Dwarf | 1190k | 16 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1280k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 66k |
 Silly Hats Company | Chaos Dwarf | 1300k | 12 | 1/2/0 | 80k | 0 - 2 | 1360k | 11 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 74k |
| Naggaroth Shadowstalkers | Dark Elf | 1320k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 3 | 1320k | 17 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 44k |
| Daemon Legion | Chaos | 1360k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 0 - 2 | 1380k | 17 | 1/2/0 | 90k | 65k |
| Kingdom of Shu | High Elf | 1410k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 0 - 2 | 1340k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 83k |
| Pleasure Knights | Chaos | 1500k | 17 | 2/0/2 | 80k | 1 - 2 | 1500k | 14 | 0/0/1 | 60k | 92k |
| Cameron Cramptons | Ogre | 1400k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 0 - 1 | 1390k | 14 | 3/0/0 | 90k | 79k |
| Crumbles McGrumbles | Chaos Dwarf | 1430k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1410k | 13 | 1/0/1 | 70k | 85k |
| Disturbedd | Orc | 1460k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 2 | 1450k | 16 | 1/0/1 | 60k | 43k |
| Weebl Stuffers | Elf | 1520k | 15 | 1/1/1 | 40k | 1 - 3 | 1560k | 18 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 72k |
| Taarup IF | Human | 1580k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 0 - 1 | 1460k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 74k |
| Death Mixer | Necromantic | 1600k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1650k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 48k |
| King Kongs Got Nothing on Me | Ogre | 1670k | 9 | 2/0/1 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1880k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 73k |
| Anti Heroes | Dark Elf | 1700k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 0k | 1 - 3 | 1630k | 23 | 2/0/0 | 30k | 37k |
| Green Frends | Orc | 1730k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 1 - 1 | 1850k | 11 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 58k |