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<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/259543.jpg"> <div style='width: 600px; text-align: justify;'><p style='float:right; padding-left: 10px;'><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=536014"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/teams/263531.jpg'></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=536014">Anklebiters' Yearbook</a></p>Itinerant bloodbowl fans (or 'splat-hoppers', as they're commonly named) are often surprised by the aggression displayed by the Anklebiters. The explanation is simple: hypnotism. Not only have the halflings been persuaded that their armour is magical but also that their strength will be magically enhanced to match their opponent's - and the larger the opponent, the harder they'll fall. If you don't believe me, check out the In Memoriam section below ... The Anklebiters operate a "Bloodbowl Till We Die" no-firing policy. A stat decrease means the player joins the Death or Glory squad and is effectively on kamikaze duty, aiming to tackle the biggest, toughest opponents he can find until the inevitable happens. If a niggle means a player misses two matches, he'll be promoted to the backroom staff.</div> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5 style='width: 600px; border: 1px solid black; background-color:#ccc;'><!-- --><tr><th colspan='3' style='background-color: #000; color: #fff;'>IN MEMORIAM</th><tr><!-- --><tr><th></th><th>Glorious Fallen</th><th>Lamented Victims</th></tr><!-- --><tr><!-- --><th>Pre-season II</th><!-- --><td style='text-align:center; border: 1px solid #090; background-color: #9f9;'><a href='http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6431199'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt="Donna k'Babb"></a></td><!-- --><td style='text-align:center; border: 1px solid #900; background-color: #f99;'><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6148602"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/orc/orc.png' alt='Goolash Gutripper - Wroxall Wreckers'></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6432122"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/orc/blackorc.png' alt='Warton Stonechewa - Porchfield Punishers'></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6442779"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/necromantic/ghoul.png' alt='Night Shadow - Horringford Horrors'></a><a href='http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6507077'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/lizardmen/skink.png' alt='Jasmin - Sandown Zoo Specimens'></a></td><!-- --></tr><!-- --><tr><!-- --><th>Season II</th><!-- --><td style='text-align:center; border: 1px solid #090; background-color: #9f9;'><a href='http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6521068'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt="Sheesh k'Babb"></a><a href='http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6431198'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt="Hula Hooper"></a><a href='http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6431169'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt="Saltin Peppa"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6541978"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt='"Stomper" Henderson'></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6431174"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt='Toasty McGarrigle'></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6431193"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt="Jack O'Diamonds"></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6431187"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/halfling/halfling.png' alt='Boffer Gough'></a></td><!-- --><td style='text-align:center; border: 1px solid #900; background-color: #f99;'><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6156448"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/ogre/goblin.png' alt='Castle - Caulkhead Crunchers'></a><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6470453"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/files/images/vampire/thrall.png" alt="Benajmin - East Cowes Elite (OFAB'd to death)"></a><!-- --><!-- <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6442779"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/necromantic/ghoul.png' alt='Night Shadow - Horringford Horrors'></a> --><!-- <a href='http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6507077'><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/lizardmen/skink.png' alt='Jasmin - Sandown Zoo Specimens'></a> --></td><!-- --></tr><!-- --></table> <div style='float: left; width: 200px; border: 1px solid #ccc; background-color: #fee; margin: 0 10px; padding: 5px; text-align:left;'>We're the 'flings from the Heath May be up to your thighs But we'll stamp on your knackers And'll bring you down to size We're the 'flings from Heath And you'd better take note We're gonna clean out your larder And barbecue your goat - <i>Traditional local song</i></div><div style='width: 390px; text-align: justify; padding: 10px; border: 1px solid black; background-color: #ffff99;'><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/259888.jpg" style='float: right; margin-left: 10px; border: 1px solid blue;'><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/259889.jpg" style='float: right; margin-left: 10px; border: 1px solid blue;'>As an added value service to coaches unfortunate enough to be slain by a halfling or a treeman, feel free to replace your player's portrait with one of these bespoke images:<br clear='right'> </div>

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Wroxall Wreckers	Orc	1000k	11	1/1/1	60k	0 - 1	1330k	10	0/1/0	60k	59k
Porchfield Punishers	Orc	1080k	10	0/0/1	50k	1 - 1	1000k	14	2/0/1	50k	78k
Ningwood Priests	Goblin	1150k	5	0/0/0	70k	0 - 1	1410k	8	0/0/0	70k	63k
Freshwater Furies	Dark Elf	1220k	10	0/0/1	60k	1 - 4	1470k	38	5/3/0	40k	54k
Horringford Horrors	Necromantic	1290k	15	1/0/1	50k	2 - 1	1370k	15	3/0/0	20k	52k
Sandown Zoo Specimens	Lizardmen	1370k	7	0/0/1	40k	0 - 2	1000k	17	3/0/1	40k	60k
Blackgang Pirates	Norse	1390k	7	0/0/1	60k	0 - 2	1500k	21	3/2/0	80k	73k
Convent of Island Pleasure	Amazon	1460k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1470k	21	0/2/3	60k	53k
Porchfield Porkers	Human	1360k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 4	1580k	35	4/3/1	30k	46k
Ventnor Dumbell Club	Khemri	1390k	8	0/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1450k	14	2/1/0	50k	48k
Porchfield Punishers	Orc	1360k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1650k	23	3/2/0	50k	69k
Caulkhead Crunchers	Ogre	1280k	14	0/1/1	50k	1 - 1	1140k	20	2/2/2	80k	47k
East Cowes Elite	Vampire	1280k	11	0/3/0	30k	0 - 2	1810k	19	1/2/1	10k	52k
Caulkhead Crunchers	Ogre	1300k	11	0/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1220k	18	1/3/1	40k	57k