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Retired [4] Norse

TEAM COLOURS - Commodore Grey
AWAY COLOURS - Amstrad Green
HOME STADIUM - The Theatre Of Death
CAPACITY - 70,000 including: 500 executive crypts, 850 V.I.P Coffins and 5 miles of catacombes.
MASCOT -
CHEERLEADERS -
SPONSORS -
COACH - Milnestar the undying

Milnestar's blood began to warm as he settled in the Fumbbl realm and that along with the stress of coaching four Blood Bowl Teams and the fat content of the burgers from Kenmucky Fried Children was beginning to take its toll on the undying Lord. Milnestar realised that he needed a break. The best place to go and chill out he thought was Lustria, afterall there is not much there other than ice, mountains, snow and werewolves. So off he went.

After a couple of months of relaxation and dining on the pure fresh blood of mountain bears and krokigor's Milney felt much better and headed into the local port for some beer, women and more beer. He came across a local tavern called the ZX Spectrum and wandered in. Now this place was pumping, fine ale on tap and some of the finest women money could buy. HEAVEN.

Milney enjoyed the facilities and services very much indeed and decided to buy the joint as a kind of holiday home. He also became drinking buddies with the local men who were very impressed with the lord's generosity at the bar. He would ply them with booze until they were absolutely bladdered, he did this as he enjoyed the atmosphere, of songs, laughter and brawls and there were none much better at this than the norse ! Well the great one's holiday was coming to an end - the Fumbbl season was about to re-start so he headed back to the temperate climates of the South.

A couple of weeks later as he lay surrounded by his female minnions, he heard a great roar followed by the sounds of cheers and swearing. It was the boys from the ZX Spectrum and their Minotaur. They had come to play Blood Bowl. Milnestar was pleased.

However, things did not go to plan. The norse boys did not understand the principal that getting smashed before a match was bad for performance, and during their very first game Leisure Suit Larry and Jet Set Willy were killed. Many of the other lay in a stupor, more from booze that the match itself whilst others could be found sleeping in the dug out or fighting with the fans or themselves.

Milnestar realised he had a job on his hand if these guys were ever to become a force on the Bloodbowl pitch....................
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Minotaur
5 5 4 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
+AG, +AG
n 28 0 1 0 8 1 24/ 190k
(140)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow
  3 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 110k
(125)k
 
3
Lineman
5 3 3 7
Block
-ma 12 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(40)k
 
4
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge, Nerves of Steel
  17 0 5 1 1 0 19/ 120k
(138)k
 
6
Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
+MA
  13 0 2 0 4 0 14/ 120k
(138)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
8
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
  11 3 0 0 0 0 3/ 70k
(65)k
 
9
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Dauntless
  11 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 120k
(125)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
  6 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 50k
(50)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
Strip Ball, +AG
  27 4 5 0 1 1 26/ 110k
(123)k
 
12
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
Accurate
  5 1 0 0 0 2 11/ 90k
(95)k
 
14
Blitzer
6 3 3 6
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard
-av 24 1 3 0 10 2 40/ 150k
(163)k
 
15
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
Dodge, Diving Catch
  18 1 6 0 0 0 19/ 110k
(138)k
 
13 players  
Coach: milnestar Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 5  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1790k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:30 (13/6/11) |TD Diff:5 (42 - 37) |Cas Diff:-34 (25/22/14 - 42/33/20)
Last Opponent: Nailed Shut

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Wolfen Sheeps ClothingNecromantic1000k70/0/060k0 - 11150k141/1/270k35k
Nailed ShutUndead940k174/0/040k2 - 01950k110/2/040k38k
UnityKhemri1010k181/0/150k2 - 11830k174/0/00k10k
NuMetalHuman1110k172/2/060k2 - 11000k91/0/050k28k
Orango FlingsHalfling1190k201/2/150k2 - 01480k73/2/030k65k
Father Nurgles PromisedNurgle's Rotters1270k101/0/050k1 - 11280k121/1/050k10k
Devils of UnderworldNecromantic1340k100/0/0110k1 - 01390k20/1/00k26k
Painfull DeathUndead1420k100/1/030k1 - 21420k202/1/140k38k
chrellepLizardmen1480k100/0/150k1 - 21410k151/0/030k44k
Old Mean DwarfsChaos Dwarf1550k100/0/060k1 - 21540k202/2/040k64k
Fayettville HogzChaos Dwarf1620k110/0/040k1 - 21630k214/0/160k34k
Damn Quick Yet AgainSkaven1690k140/2/0100k1 - 51950k403/3/140k46k
syko rotterNurgle's Rotters1680k91/1/020k0 - 21680k211/1/250k38k
Estate of Rupert CobblepotNecromantic1630k81/0/020k1 - 11610k100/1/030k45k
Paladins of NorthHuman1660k243/1/130k3 - 01490k130/1/350k39k
Dark JudgesShambling Undead1560k141/0/060k2 - 01660k100/1/150k60k
NazghulUndead1660k70/0/020k0 - 31550k191/1/180k33k
Nailed ShutUndead1590k141/1/1100k1 - 11990k213/2/130k65k
Rhea Owl 2Lizardmen1680k132/1/060k1 - 32540k201/1/020k69k
Wolfen Sheeps ClothingNecromantic1770k101/0/10k1 - 01230k121/2/020k36k
Crushing BloodpackDark Elf1790k140/1/030k2 - 21580k192/1/030k48k
Rhea Owl 2Lizardmen1850k243/2/240k3 - 12380k110/0/120k64k
Movie PunchersOrc1780k00/0/00k0 - 11880k191/2/080k54k
One PercentersChaos Dwarf1770k171/0/150k2 - 11830k164/0/00k51k
Damn Quick Yet AgainSkaven1860k140/1/040k2 - 22100k161/0/10k51k
Rhea Owl 2Lizardmen1790k100/3/060k1 - 22170k171/1/150k80k
Nailed ShutUndead1690k150/0/160k2 - 01970k203/2/150k52k
Rhea Owl 2Lizardmen1700k231/0/220k3 - 01920k90/1/150k59k
Gargantuan AppetiteOrc1780k231/2/240k2 - 01140k130/3/170k40k
Nailed ShutUndead1810k150/2/040k1 - 11890k121/0/140k67k