20 coaches online • Server time: 06:13
* * * Did you know? The best interceptor is Leena with 22 interceptions.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Secret League Americ...goto Post Exempt teamsgoto Post Secret League Old Wo...
The Beginning
A historic franchise having existed since 936 AK (after Khaine) as the Karond Kar Dark Rams. The team remained in Karand Kar until 946 when team owner/high priest Agarath Reeves urged the league commissioner to allow them to relocate to Har Ganeth despite winning the NBFL the championship the previous season. The reason according to Reeves was ,"Khaine's dark energy will flow through my team better if we are located in Har Ganeth." Also, it probably helped that the current mayor of Har Ganeth, Fletcher Bagrond, bribed the current commissioner 500,000 gold pieces to allow the relocation.

The Har Ganeth Dark Rams prospered in Har Ganeth in their new massive stadium known as the Coliseum, named as such because it was also used as a literal coliseum for dark demonic sacrifices. During their time playing at the Coliseum, the Dark Rams won an NBFL championship in 951 with Bob Wilddusk at the helm. But, the team would struggle in the years following the championship. The team suffered many losing seasons and several casualties during this period.

The Feasome-st Foursome
It wasn't until the 960s when the "Fearsome-st Foursome" started terrorizing the league both on and off the field. The foursome consisted of Reriveaz Grier, Merlin the Unholy, Lamarond Losthunter, and Deacon Jones. The Fearsome-st Foursome would punish offenses for almost a decade claiming the lives of countless elves, dwarves, orcs, humans, and other races of the league. However, the most famous incident involving the Fearsome-est Foursome probably happened off the field. Before a divisional match versus the Seatle C Orcs, the Foursome allegedly kidnapped the opposing owner and ransomed him back to the opposing team and with the funds from the ransom purchased a wizard that end up being the deciding factor in the match. Although the team would never win a playoff, no team they ever faced in the playoffs won their following match.

The Dark Years
The Dark Rams were unimpressive in the decade and a half following Deacon Jones' retirement and transformation into a Greater Demon. The team only won their division twice from 971-988. The team went through several abysmal coaches including Chuck Knoxal, who was famously sacrificed by his own players during a match with the San Francisco 69s. The sacrifice was unsuccessful in summoning a demon and the loss locked up the division for the 69s.

In 1989 everything seemed to be changing for the better. The new passer Jimgrad Everett lead the team to an 11-5 season. The defense was playing well and the ground game was punishing even the largest of orc defensive lines. However, the change seemed to be short lived. During the 989 NFC Championship against the San Francisco 69s, the team suffered a heart breaking defeat that it would never come back from losing 0-6. Rice Jerry and Montana Joe embarrassed the Dark Rams. scoring 4 of the 6 TDs.

The Rebirth, Success, and Failure in Ghrond
The Dark Rams would only win a handful of games in the years leading up to the 995 relocation of the team to Ghrond despite countless coaching sacrifices. In Ghrond, the Dark Rams became an offensive powerhouse unlike any team had before them and in a very short time. They became known as the "Greatest Show on Grass" lead by Kurt Wornarth and Marshall Faulkith. The team's success would culminate in winning the Superbowl in 999.

After the 999 Superbowl, the Dark Rams were followed by another decade of failure with even more coaches sacrificed than before leading up to the great sacrifice of 1009. After the death of the witch elf owner and former player Georgia Frontiere, the entire team was sacrificed including the entire coaching staff, trainers, the apothecary, cheerleaders, grounds keepers, and everyone else affiliated with the team. Even the water boy was sacrificed to Khaine. Apparently every staff and player's contract stated that if Madame Frontiere died while under contract, they would be sacrificed. Her will stated," if I can't see my team play, no one will!"

The New Guy
Fortunately, the team was bought for next to nothing by a person only known as Dr. W. Hog. Dr. Hog as put considerable money into reviving the team and hopes to bring them back to their former glory with sound drafting, dirty deals, and good bone crushing Bloodbowl.


New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(130)k
 
2
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow, Piling On, Block, Side Step
n 19 3 13 0 8 3 73/76 210k
(188)k
 
3
Lineman
7 3 4 8
+MA, Block, Side Step, Dodge
n 38 9 3 0 7 5 57/76 160k
(142)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard, Jump Up
  13 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 130k
(123)k
 
5
Lineman
7 3 5 8
Strip Ball, +MA, +AG
  38 12 3 0 4 2 39/51 160k
(165)k
 
9
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Sure Hands
  7 9 0 0 0 0 9/16 110k
(115)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Dodge, Dirty Player, Block
  38 2 0 0 2 7 41/51 130k
(155)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick, Diving Tackle
n 38 6 1 0 3 2 25/31 110k
(96)k
 
12
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Sure Hands, Hail Mary Pass
n 17 16 0 0 0 2 26/31 130k
(110)k
 
13
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle, Side Step, Dodge
  32 6 8 0 6 1 47/51 160k
(170)k
 
14
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
  12 1 2 0 1 0 9/16 120k
(138)k
 
15
Blitzer
7 3 4 7
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Side Step, Leap
-av 36 10 9 0 11 1 64/76 180k
(180)k
 
16
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Side Step
  17 2 13 0 2 0 45/51 160k
(170)k
 
13 players  
Coach: DrHog Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2310k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:40 (25/4/11) |TD Diff:37 (103 - 66) |Cas Diff:-4 (28/24/12 - 31/29/8)
Last Opponent: Minnesnowta ViQueens

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Chicago Barely ThereAlbion Fae1000k170/0/040k3 - 31160k161/0/080k64k
Chicago Barely ThereAlbion Fae1070k220/1/150k3 - 21270k181/2/060k55k
NBFL or NCBB BuildingHalfling1170k181/1/190k2 - 01070k130/2/290k64k
NBFL or NCBB BuildingHalfling1130k180/1/080k3 - 11180k151/1/070k53k
Chicago Barely ThereAlbion Fae1240k232/0/0100k3 - 21340k110/0/030k61k
Green Bay Lunch PackersHalfling1400k150/0/160k2 - 12000k111/0/040k66k
These Three TreesAlbion Fae1490k220/0/030k4 - 01080k133/0/140k59k
Goblin-town BlackcracksGoblin1570k222/0/040k3 - 21210k170/1/080k86k
Whisker BiscuitsGoblin1660k231/0/080k4 - 11660k120/0/020k79k
Clone WarriorsHigh Elf1780k90/0/020k1 - 11660k90/0/060k75k
Green Bay Lunch PackersHalfling1820k180/2/080k2 - 12000k80/0/020k82k
Jersey Rat GangSkaven1950k160/0/060k3 - 01710k123/0/070k79k
Naggamore Black WingsDark Elf2040k110/0/010k2 - 12030k131/0/040k58k
Cinderfall BengalsSkaven1940k261/2/090k4 - 22030k221/1/140k115k
Naggamore Black WingsDark Elf1860k150/0/050k2 - 22100k180/0/020k82k
NBFL Helmet SnotSnotling1940k423/3/240k6 - 01110k100/0/050k78k
Mean Hay WhackersHuman2070k170/0/030k3 - 11950k140/1/030k111k
Mean Hay WhackersHuman1980k70/0/070k0 - 32010k271/3/140k135k
San Francisco 69'ersElven Union1750k150/0/150k2 - 41790k231/0/080k122k
MonAmi DauphinsElven Union1730k191/0/090k3 - 22020k130/0/010k96k
NBFL VictimsGoblin1860k331/2/140k5 - 21060k131/0/050k93k
NBFL Helmet SnotSnotling1960k412/5/050k6 - 31150k140/0/070k93k
NBFL VictimsGoblin2110k160/0/140k2 - 21290k110/0/040k97k
Detroit KittensHalfling2040k280/0/020k6 - 31880k140/0/040k80k
NBFL VictimsGoblin2120k281/1/070k5 - 31390k140/0/050k93k
Arizona CardinalzSkaven2200k81/0/050k0 - 22170k200/2/070k110k
San Francisco 69'ersElven Union2260k191/2/080k3 - 12060k140/2/160k122k
Seattle GobhawksGoblin2190k313/1/150k4 - 12060k80/1/040k107k
Seattle GobhawksGoblin2310k182/1/020k2 - 12030k80/0/120k105k
Chicago PallBearersShambling Undead2370k130/0/050k2 - 12200k163/3/030k119k
DeTroit LionzOrc2450k110/0/00k1 - 22490k121/0/050k100k
Seattle WerehawksNecromantic Horror2470k101/0/150k1 - 22310k171/2/030k125k
Mean Hay WhackersHuman2540k161/1/130k1 - 22440k153/0/060k117k
Chi-Kaka BoresDark Elf2590k110/0/060k1 - 22480k140/0/070k121k
Washington RedbeardsDwarf2660k60/0/020k0 - 22420k142/1/030k86k
San Francisco 69'ersElven Union2590k160/0/130k2 - 41850k270/2/080k109k
Dallas WildboysChaos2500k161/1/030k2 - 12460k192/4/030k81k
New Elfean SaintsHigh Elf2570k121/0/050k1 - 22220k140/0/080k117k
New Crypt MummiesTomb Kings2630k232/0/010k4 - 02300k132/1/10k77k
Minnesnowta ViQueensAmazon2490k60/0/030k0 - 12380k122/0/020k103k