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Retired [S] Chaos Halfling

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<TABLE width="480" border="5" bgcolor="#000066"><TR><TH align="left"><FONT color="#FF0000">Chefs of The Abnornmal Records</FONT></TH><TH align="center"><FONT color="#FF0000">Player</FONT></TH><TH align="center"><FONT color="#FF0000">Number</FONT></TH></TR><TR><TD align="left"><FONT color="#FF0000">Most Games</FONT></TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7513391"><FONT color="#FF0000">Squirrel Tenderiser*</a></FONT></TD><TD align="center"><FONT color="#FF0000">24</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD align="left"><FONT color="#FF0000">Most Completions</FONT></TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7513404"><FONT color="#FF0000">Grasshoper Friar</a></FONT></TD><TD align="center"><FONT color="#FF0000">7</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD align="left"><FONT color="#FF0000">Most TDs</FONT></TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7522008"><FONT color="#FF0000">Fretboard Friar*</a></FONT></TD><TD align="center"><FONT color="#FF0000">7</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD align="left"><FONT color="#FF0000">Most Interceptions</FONT></TD><TD align="center"><a href=""><FONT color="#FF0000">None</a></FONT></TD><TD align="center"><FONT color="#FF0000">0</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD align="left"><FONT color="#FF0000">Most Casualties</FONT></TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7513391"><FONT color="#FF0000">Squirrel Tenderiser*</a></FONT></TD><TD align="center"><FONT color="#FF0000">40</FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD align="left"><FONT color="#FF0000">Most MVPs</FONT></TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7513391"><FONT color="#FF0000">Squirrel Tenderiser*</a></FONT></TD><TD align="center"><FONT color="#FF0000">3</FONT></TD>></TR><TR><TD align="left"><FONT color="#FF0000">Most SPPs</FONT></TD><TD align="center"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7513391"><FONT color="#FF0000">Squirrel Tenderiser*</a></FONT></TD><TD align="center"><FONT color="#FF0000">95</FONT></TD></TR></TABLE>
*<i>denotes still active player</i>

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<div><span><input type="button" value="History" style='width:200px;font-size:12px;margin:0px;padding:0px;' onclick="if (this.value == 'History') { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = ''; this.value = 'Hide History'; } else { this.parentNode.parentNode.getElementsByTagName('span')[1].getElementsByTagName('span')[0].style.display = 'none'; this.value = 'History';}"></span><span><div class="alt2" ><span style='display: none;'></br><TABLE width="400" border="2" bgcolor="#2000066"><TR><TH align="center"><FONT color="#FF0000">History</FONT></TH></TR><TR><TD align="left"><FONT color="#FF0000">These brave few, are searching through old and new world trying to find new things to cook and brew.
As they experiment with things not always considered as food (squirrels and hamsters) they where bannished to the chaos wastes by Supreme Head Chef LittleSpoon BigTummy.
There they started to cook anything they could due to a lack of food and this attracted two minotaurs to them.
After ahile there stomachs could withstand any gastronomic torture they started to spread around the old world and using their winnings form bloodbowl to buy new foods and recipes

After wandering upon a flyer to the goblin cheaters tournament, the chefs have decided to enter into it for money to buy some more ingredients. They are developing a good fan base (ff 13 on entry) and the medics special sauce he has developed is mutating the minotaurs and inspiring the halfings to new heights (tr199 on entry). they are just hoping they can win enough money to cook up some special sauces which will be given to the dumbest of players after the match to test the effects.<BR></TD></TR></TABLE></span>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Squirrel Tenderiser
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Claw, Multiple Block, Guard, Break Tackle
   25 0 0 0 40 3 95/ 250k
(140+110)k
  
2
Hamster Pattycake Mk 2
Chaos Spawn
5 6 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, +ST, Claw, Multiple Block
   18 0 0 0 26 1 57/ 260k
(140+120)k
  
4
BUtcher
Carver
4 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
 -ma 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Fretboard friar
Chaos Halfling
6 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, +ST, Side Step, +MA
   13 0 7 0 9 4 59/ 165k
(35+130)k
  
7
Battery Baker
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
8
Pen Pickler
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   10 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
9
Moisturiser Mixer
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Claw
   7 0 2 0 1 0 8/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
10
Retard Roaster
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
11
Table Sausage Maker Mk 2
Chaos Halfling
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
 -ag 13 0 0 0 5 1 15/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
12
Glue Distiller
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 n 13 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
13
Spoon Saucemaker
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
14
Rapier Raiolli Maker
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
15
Telephone Taster
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   10 1 0 0 1 1 8/ 55k
(35+20)k
  
16
Speaker Sauce Maker Mk 2
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   13 0 3 0 5 0 19/ 75k
(35+40)k
  
14 players  
Coach: the_cursed_one Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1715k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1715k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:25 (13/4/8) |TD Diff:10 (44 - 34) |Cas Diff:33 (65/42/27 - 49/39/13)
Last Opponent: All we need is CAS

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Gustavs GanovenGoblin Cheaters1000k111/1/150k0 - 21050k173/2/090k71k
MechascarsSkryre Slaves1000k201/1/4110k1 - 02590k180/5/110k102k
Noble GnobsGnoblar1160k253/2/180k2 - 11080k101/0/040k64k
Garbage Can ClanSkryre Slaves1300k193/2/140k2 - 11210k162/1/050k52k
Short Bus SnotballsSnotling1340k275/0/190k3 - 01270k61/0/170k64k
computer gamesSkryre Slaves1450k293/1/290k3 - 11960k90/0/050k72k
Shrunken Shadows of TyrannyStrigoyan1610k131/0/120k1 - 11570k181/2/330k67k
Garbage Can ClanSkryre Slaves1350k111/0/080k1 - 11330k225/2/030k61k
5 Aces of SpadeGoblin Cheaters1440k00/0/00k0 - 11590k142/3/0140k74k
MechascarsSkryre Slaves1360k261/4/260k2 - 12620k192/2/10k106k
All we need is CASSkryre Slaves1480k134/0/1100k0 - 22220k172/3/130k112k
MechascarsSkryre Slaves1530k364/2/170k5 - 02720k111/2/00k100k
Massive Mini MinosChaos Halfling1650k251/0/080k5 - 02220k71/0/010k71k
5 Aces of SpadeGoblin Cheaters1680k245/0/180k2 - 11770k182/3/160k79k
Turkey GravyGoblin1690k252/3/140k3 - 11960k111/0/040k83k
Gustavs GanovenGoblin Cheaters1700k343/4/1100k3 - 11240k60/1/00k90k
Maggots And The BoysGnoblar1780k171/2/040k2 - 01680k133/1/180k111k
Super BuggersSnotling1800k438/3/320k3 - 31070k140/0/070k66k
Napalm MassacreHorrors of Tzeentch1910k250/4/230k3 - 21070k110/0/040k74k
We eat your feetStrigoyan1990k193/4/140k0 - 31880k275/3/070k87k
One Step Closer to DeathGoblin Cheaters2000k184/1/040k1 - 31640k190/3/060k84k
Inglourious BaslavesSkryre Slaves1910k184/1/170k1 - 21910k186/1/080k81k
Bee TeamSkryre Slaves1930k131/1/220k0 - 42140k395/4/220k96k
Inglourious BaslavesSkryre Slaves1710k152/3/030k0 - 21990k154/1/160k81k
All we need is CASSkryre Slaves1680k204/3/070k1 - 12320k132/0/140k108k