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Nasty Fists
Small scale mayhem and madness from the coast of the Black Gulf since 2011


Kalleradd Greasespine
Kalleradd Greasespine of Yellow Eye Tribe is the owner and the founder of Nasty Fists. In his youth he was athletic talent of the long forgotten orc team. Unfortunately sprained ankle ended his promising player career. As he stil loved (if a greenskins even can feel love) blood bowl he started new career selling Orca-Cola and 'hot snotlings' in the matches. That made him a huge pile of money - the money (plus the generous support from the famous 'KO! Magazine') which he used to make his dream come true: his own blood bowl team.

Orvo the Motorhawk
Since young beardling Orvo had felt like there was a little greenskin living inside his dwarven head. He always liked to pull pranks on his co-workers in the iron mines of Karak Hirn. Beacause of excessive pranking Orvo finally got himself fired and thrown out of the stronghold of Karak Hirn on his 64th birthday. He spent the following year wandering around the Black Mountains and finally end up working several years as a ferryman of River Treblecz. While working there he heard a rumour that the rising goblin blood bowl team was in need of a skilful head couch. Even though Orvo had neither earlier experience in coaching nor in blood bowl, that was the moment the goblin inside him took the lead and since he turned 68 he has led the mighty team Nasty Fists.

But the origin of his sobriquet 'the Motorhawk' remains unknown...

Olof Grudge-Bearer
Olof's backround is quite unclear and all that is really known is that he joined the team before the 27th game of Nasty Fists. You should consider yourself lucky if he only growls something mean-sounding in Khazalid (=dwarven language) to you if you ask him about his past life in dwarven society and why on earth he is working as apothecary in the goblin blood bowl team. Unlike Orvo (and as excepted), Olof feels deep and strong hatred towards "grobi" (for those of you that are not longbeards; that's goblin in Khazalid). As you propably very well understand, curing the wounds and bonefractures of goblins (and especially) trolls is truly demotivating career for a proud dwarf and it may even be seen in his eyes when he operates the team members.

Sometimes the scalpel perhaps slips on purpose...


GameInjured PlayerOriginal InjuryAfter Treatment
#27Haasyk KOStayed on the field
#28Glutton II Smashed hipFully recovered
#29Glutton II Fractured skullDamaged back
#31Koreraj Speedy II Broken ribsBroken ribs

Player nameRemembered asCareer lengthSPPs

Lersil
Rising talent12 matches30

Hajasyk
* First vice captain of Nasty Fists
* Scorer of the first 'OTTTMTD' of Nasty Fists'
recoreded history
30 matches16

Haaasyk
* Last original member of the team
* Original team captain
38 matches19

Longest Streaks
Winning3
Unbeaten4
Without Win10
Losing10
Scoring10
Not Scoring3

Top Results
Highest Win2-1
Highest Loss0-4
Most Casualties Inflicted5
Most Casualties Suffered10

Players Who Died Against Nasty Fists





New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
  25 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 150k
(110+40)k
 
2
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
  12 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 130k
(110+20)k
 
3
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Block, Mighty Blow, Grab, Guard
  29 0 0 0 11 6 52/76 160k
(70+90)k
 
4
Bomma
5 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
-ma 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
5
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch
  24 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle
  7 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 70k
(40+30)k
 
11
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
 
15
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  7 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Motorhawk1 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1160k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 48k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1200k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:38 (7/7/24) |TD Diff:-35 (31 - 66) |Cas Diff:-91 (29/14/6 - 93/31/16)
Last Opponent: Reikland.Reavers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Khorned OnesChaos Dwarf1000k50/0/020k0 - 31000k203/0/140k19k
Kovat KammopojatDwarf960k80/0/040k1 - 01000k123/0/030k16k
Red FistsDark Elf970k102/0/010k1 - 31050k182/0/060k22k
CatpackSkaven990k70/1/050k0 - 01050k70/1/070k13k
Khorned OnesChaos Dwarf990k80/0/060k1 - 11130k104/1/040k21k
Kovat KammopojatDwarf1000k90/0/060k1 - 21020k172/0/170k19k
Lonely WolvesNorse1170k101/0/040k1 - 31100k203/0/060k16k
Kovat KammopojatDwarf1210k80/0/070k1 - 21120k152/0/040k22k
Khorned OnesChaos Dwarf1250k101/0/050k1 - 21250k173/2/070k17k
Red FistsDark Elf1170k151/0/170k2 - 31200k223/0/040k19k
Kovat KammopojatDwarf1290k151/0/170k2 - 11180k183/1/020k22k
Team of Bloody AnvilDwarf1260k80/0/050k1 - 11100k225/1/220k19k
Team of Bloody AnvilDwarf1210k151/0/020k2 - 21170k257/2/150k21k
Kovat KammopojatDwarf1150k82/0/070k1 - 01300k71/0/030k20k
Ritz's ReaversOrc1210k50/1/060k0 - 11120k164/0/060k30k
Team of Bloody AnvilDwarf1230k50/0/030k0 - 21410k194/2/040k18k
Lonely WolvesNorse1130k92/0/040k0 - 11190k100/1/080k26k
CatpackSkaven1220k141/1/140k1 - 21080k172/0/070k26k
Chosens of NurgleNurgle1260k50/0/060k0 - 11120k164/2/150k24k
Deadly CountsVampire1110k101/0/030k1 - 21110k142/1/050k17k
ESVRiedholzAmazon1240k71/0/050k0 - 21210k255/1/160k25k
coldplay KillersNorse1200k50/0/040k0 - 41170k283/1/050k22k
Kovien Kammopoikien MuumiotTomb Kings1180k91/1/030k0 - 31130k202/1/080k22k
Undead ScientistsVampire1140k100/0/160k1 - 21170k161/0/050k21k
Die MuppetsGoblin1220k233/2/070k2 - 11370k101/0/050k23k
PenatLizardmen1330k50/0/050k0 - 21600k234/1/170k27k
UpendersChaos Dwarf1130k71/3/030k0 - 01300k80/1/070k24k
Rastaman VibrationSkaven1170k121/1/070k1 - 31220k171/0/050k23k
Space TailsLizardmen1300k80/0/040k1 - 21910k254/3/070k27k
FC ProgressionNecromantic Horror1290k141/1/140k1 - 21310k172/1/050k18k
Scott Pilgrim Vs The WorldTomb Kings1240k130/1/060k2 - 11350k245/2/120k26k
Pharaons déchusTomb Kings1120k131/1/060k2 - 11240k132/0/030k22k
Strong KnightsHuman1340k102/0/060k1 - 01440k80/0/150k30k
Somnum Exterreri SolebatNurgle1350k71/0/020k0 - 21770k140/1/080k30k
Sinister Hate MachineChaos Chosen1280k51/0/120k0 - 01340k151/0/370k32k
Springfield CoilsSlann1330k121/1/030k1 - 31620k202/0/050k31k
Dairy Farm, No BullChaos Dwarf1360k71/0/070k0 - 41490k293/4/170k27k
Reikland.ReaversHuman1200k111/0/030k2 - 21650k180/1/230k32k