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Amsterdam Bistro Crushers
Roster [R] Ogre

The original Amsterdam Bistro Crushers team members



My one and utter frustration. Whenever my Ogres show their Ogre-ness, they have ridiculous walk-overs, but more often then not, this team is plagued by lack of armour breaks on the opposition, games with more then average bonehead failures and through that, just downright frustration... At this point, the goal with this guys is to reach a full grid, and having at the very least one win against every race. After that, they can peacefully go into retirement.

Disclaimer: if things go wrong, the chances of me flipping out exponentially increase... Be warned.

Ogre name generator / Snotling name generator


Re-matches requested or very, VERY deserved
  • knightsweats for this match against Almost Gone, once four of my Ogres have retired and my Snotlings no longer steal armour from the Ogre's locker room
  • Goatslayer's Highway to Smashville, who more or less went to smashED... ville in a one-way traffic road... sorry, match.
  • Relezite's Advanced Geometry for not advancing
  • The Bargin Bin Bandits, led by coach JackH, who became the Bistro Crusher's first Goblin opponent in 87 games, with what was a very exciting game
  • Jeguan for this XFL match in which the game was won with one very amazing turn

    Project 'Snotling Legend'
    The challenge (and FUMBBL badge) is to create a Snotling Legend by letting one actually reach 176 Star Player Points. (Talking about long term goals...). So far, most attempts end with 'Splat!' or 'Splorch!' results, but basically it's the question of what Snotling will survive long enough to (har har) rise above themselves.

    Best All-Time results (20+ SPP's) up to this date
    Xkudr (killed, with the apothecary refusing to come to its aid, by Lynx from Phantom of the Phantera during XFL Master XII): MA5 ST1 AG3 AV5 Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Block, Catch, Diving Catch, Jump Up with 7 completions, 16 touchdowns, 4 casualties and 7 Most Valuable Player awards for 98 Star Player Points in 69 games

    Nor (died quickly by the hands of Ragnolf of the Asgard Ravens United): MA5 ST1 AG3 AV5 Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet with 1 completion, 1 touchdown and 5 Most Valuable Player awards for 29 Star Player Points in 30 games

    Gmutx (did not recover from that latest of hits, this time by The Sick Guy of the Cultists of Chaos): MA4 ST1 AG3 AV5 Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle, Wrestle with 2 touchdowns and 4 Most Valuable Player awards for 26 Star Player Points in 27 games

    Kzotax (killed by Big Ben from the Bluwood Blue Tits): MA5 ST1 AG3 AV5 Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet with 1 completion and 5 Most Valuable Player awards for 26 Star Player Points in 22 games

    Gudt (retired, after a blitz by pektroni from High ki opou mas paei made him genuinely slow): MA3 ST1 AG3 AV5 Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet with 1 touchdown, 1 casualty and 3 Most Valuable Player awards for 20 Star Player Points in 30 games

    Best current result
    Kner: MA5 ST1 AG3 AV5, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Diving Tackle with 1 completion, 3 touchdowns and 1 Most Valuable Player award for 15 Star Player Points in 17 games


    Result tracker
    MatchesRecordTDsCAS
    0-509/8/3335 - 98102/41/22 - 104/26/17
    51-600/1/94 - 2517/6/2 - 10/6/5
    61-701/3/66 - 1429/14/1 - 20/4/2
    71-802/2/69 - 1318/11/6 - 25/6/4
    81-900/2/85 - 2029/13/3 - 21/5/3
    91-1002/1/79 - 2029/13/8 - 26/6/3
    101-1105/0/512 - 2329/10/2 - 43/13/4
    111-1201/0/32 - 67/3/3 - 8/3/1
    121-1300/0/00 - 00/0/0 - 0/0/0


    Cycle Around the World
    The cycle around the world is a small challenge set to myself to fill the grid for Ogres as a first, and to secondary have at least one win against each race. By the team the latter will be reached, I estimate the team will be in its 200+ games, so at that moment, other challenges with other teams will have presented themselves by then.



    Chaos (2/1/4)
    Dark Elf (2/1/6)
    High Elf (1/1/5)
    Human (1/3/6)
    Khemri (1/0/1)
    Lizardmen (1/2/1)
    Necromantic (1/0/3)
    Ogre (7/1/3)
    Skaven (2/0/11)
    Slann (1/2/2)
    Underworld (1/0/1)

    Amazon (0/0/3)
    Chaos Dwarf (0/0/1)
    Chaos Pact (0/0/2)
    Dwarf (0/0/1)
    Elf (0/0/3)
    Goblin (0/1/0)
    Halfling (0/0/1)
    Norse (0/0/4)
    Nurgle (0/0/1)
    Orc (0/0/3)
    Undead (0/3/2)
    Vampire (0/2/6)
    Wood Elf (0/0/5)


    Statistics and Honours


    XFL VIII Ogre round 2 (out of 5)
    XFL IX Ogre round 1 (out of 5)
    XFL XI Ogre round 3 (out of 5)
    XFL XII Ogre round 4 (out of 4) ~ WINNER!
    XFL XII Masters 0/0/3 with 1 TDs (-6) and 12 CAS (+0) for 12th out of 12
    FUMBBL Cup XVII round 1 (out of quite a few)

    Streaks

    Winning: 4 • unbeaten: 4 • without win: 21 • losing: 11

    Top Results

    Highest win: 3-0 • highest loss: 0-7 • most combined touchdowns: 7
    Most casualties inflicted: 10 • most casualties suffered: 8 • most combined casualties: 14


    Badges
    Here are some of the badges the Crushers has won/ earned throughout their games. A few are propably still missing, but we'll update the list as we go along...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Nurelg Meatcleaver
Ogre
4 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Stand Firm, Grab
 -av, -ma 89 1 4 0 60 11 Legend
188
 270k
(140+130)k
  
2
Nagarargl Moonbiter
Ogre
4 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Stand Firm, Grab
 -ma 73 0 6 1 37 9 139/176 240k
(140+100)k
  
3
Ruzzikgat Lungcrusher
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Guard, Dodge, Break Tackle, Tackle, Stand Firm
   113 1 7 0 100 10 Legend
272
 290k
(140+150)k
  
4
Serakk Gutwrencher
Ogre
5 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Juggernaut, Grab, Stand Firm
 n, -av 109 1 4 1 72 9 Legend
204
 270k
(140+130)k
  
5
Seredd the Wanderer
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Stand Firm, Grab
 n 95 0 3 1 35 9 126/176 240k
(140+100)k
  
6
Tarurth Devildealer
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle, Block, Stand Firm
   35 0 1 1 10 8 65/76 230k
(140+90)k
  
7
Rebakd
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   8 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
8
Mot
Gnoblar
4 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
 -ma 29 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
9
Kam
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   16 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
10
Ktezox
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
11
Kamuzn
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   22 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
12
Kog
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Block
   39 3 2 0 1 0 11/16 50k
(20+30)k
  
13
Ngaxr
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
 -st 32 1 3 0 1 0 12/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
14
Tkob
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   13 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
15
Kner
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
   20 1 3 0 0 1 15/16 40k
(20+20)k
  
16
Ntarg
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
  
16 players  
Coach: SkavenLordVinshqueek Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 2060k / 2260k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 2260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:115 (20/17/78) |TD Diff:-138 (82 - 220) |Cas Diff:53 (263/113/47 - 260/71/39)
Last Opponent: Blood Sea Buccaneers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Horned RidersChaos Chosen1000k110/1/070k2 - 1970k183/1/020k18k
Horned RidersChaos Chosen940k181/1/040k3 - 0970k50/0/040k15k
Talabheim TornadosHuman1110k172/1/140k2 - 11190k100/1/030k26k
Ratman and friendsSkaven1140k71/0/050k0 - 41120k242/1/070k24k
DeadspawnVampire1250k192/2/050k2 - 21270k182/0/150k22k
Filly PowerElven Union1280k162/2/040k1 - 31390k190/0/060k26k
On ta Warp SenatorsChaos Renegade1390k92/0/060k0 - 21360k173/0/080k23k
Hel Fenn MaulersShambling Undead1390k91/1/030k0 - 21450k173/0/070k26k
Frogstar World BSlann1380k164/1/030k1 - 31370k232/2/070k20k
Ogres are People TooOgre1500k192/1/130k2 - 21510k151/1/020k21k
Scarborian Sewer SkulkersSkaven1550k194/1/210k0 - 21540k172/0/060k30k
Black LadiesAmazon1630k70/1/050k0 - 41780k303/1/260k28k
Gods on EarthOgre1580k132/0/050k1 - 22540k245/0/150k30k
Somebody wake up HicksHigh Elf1430k174/0/160k1 - 11630k183/0/170k21k
Better IntentionsDark Elf1590k183/2/060k1 - 01510k60/0/050k28k
Dirty Little DinosLizardmen1640k122/0/070k1 - 11490k100/1/050k35k
Ladies on WheelsAmazon1650k112/0/130k0 - 41620k243/0/080k31k
Nutty Norse for the Win!Norse1650k173/1/110k0 - 11530k131/1/060k26k
Northern AstronomyNorse1780k71/0/010k0 - 41620k272/3/130k27k
Additional AddictionHuman1250k172/0/250k1 - 21320k225/0/050k26k
Silver Dart FrogsSlann1620k163/1/020k1 - 11670k164/0/070k35k
Grateful-UndeadShambling Undead1660k205/1/120k0 - 21560k192/1/120k30k
Learning PositioningAmazon1640k70/1/050k0 - 21630k203/0/170k23k
Yvresse FalconsHigh Elf1640k121/1/050k1 - 31760k281/1/350k28k
Ara'shayn BladesHigh Elf1510k143/0/040k1 - 21420k150/0/150k31k
Chaos Waste HunksChaos Chosen1560k71/0/030k0 - 21690k131/0/080k29k
Football ScumDark Elf1560k50/0/020k0 - 31510k202/0/080k26k
Little KaltensUnderworld Denizens1510k113/0/050k0 - 21680k222/2/080k32k
Excellence of Execution!Chaos Chosen1540k132/1/160k0 - 01460k152/2/170k28k
Cultists of ChaosChaos Renegade1530k102/0/050k0 - 11420k205/0/140k20k
DarkskyesDark Elf1610k70/0/150k0 - 21510k180/0/280k25k
NattsuddOrc1610k70/0/110k0 - 41560k212/0/070k29k
Super XXXSkaven1610k111/3/030k0 - 41700k294/2/030k25k
Runner gonna runSkaven1190k102/0/010k0 - 71550k447/0/070k23k
Redcap ReaversDark Elf1620k142/1/040k1 - 21550k161/0/030k25k
GrönÖdlanLizardmen1640k133/1/050k0 - 01560k71/0/060k24k
Velvet UnderworldUnderworld Denizens1700k215/1/050k2 - 01630k81/0/030k35k
Big Balls of funTomb Kings1770k70/1/020k0 - 21740k161/0/140k31k
Mean_MachineWood Elf1670k131/2/240k0 - 11630k80/0/040k27k
Golden Glyphed GrapplersDwarf1690k70/1/040k0 - 21610k182/1/060k18k
Scout's HonourWood Elf1670k142/1/140k1 - 21750k150/1/030k31k
Vampires of the EmpiresVampire1550k244/1/050k2 - 21620k141/0/070k29k
Flachpfeifens 4th trySkaven1770k326/1/260k3 - 21720k150/1/060k29k
FirehurlerHuman1800k143/1/030k1 - 21840k193/0/060k35k
Do It BetterHigh Elf1840k92/0/110k0 - 42060k263/1/060k33k
CubicSkaven1820k233/2/250k2 - 11830k131/1/030k37k
Eterna DoloroDark Elf1850k163/1/040k1 - 01800k133/0/030k27k
Masters of Pain DecayTomb Kings1900k203/3/060k1 - 01830k113/0/070k30k
Chaos Waste HunksChaos Chosen1910k71/0/110k0 - 11840k154/0/070k25k
Ulfriks GladiatorsNorse1900k91/1/020k0 - 11830k205/1/040k34k
Red ✚Vampire1850k81/0/030k0 - 41860k252/1/120k32k
CraCra JumpJumpSlann1880k143/2/040k0 - 41630k200/0/150k32k
Bluwood Blue TitsHuman1860k113/1/010k0 - 21860k191/1/260k22k
Bilbali RaidersOrc1790k101/1/030k0 - 21820k151/0/070k29k
Lothlorien Green DodgersWood Elf1830k154/0/020k1 - 41680k251/1/030k31k
New Saints of the Horned RatSkaven1840k91/1/010k0 - 21830k161/1/060k27k
Rata OgroSkaven1680k71/0/040k0 - 21920k140/1/060k32k
Envido a grandeNurgle1840k101/0/040k1 - 21710k152/0/070k23k
Dead Meat FCWood Elf1860k80/0/040k1 - 21780k181/1/160k28k
AlmostGoneShambling Undead1840k182/1/240k1 - 11750k101/0/060k29k
Hel Fenn SicknessNecromantic Horror1910k131/2/140k0 - 12080k164/0/080k24k
Primero y UnicoSkaven1900k182/3/060k1 - 31950k161/0/070k30k
Smashers and CrashersShambling Undead1900k144/0/030k0 - 01550k132/1/160k22k
Naggaroth Night-hawksDark Elf1890k164/0/030k1 - 11520k110/0/050k21k
Born To Live ForeverWood Elf1970k92/1/050k0 - 21970k182/0/120k28k
High ki opou mas paeiHigh Elf1960k132/0/030k1 - 31790k221/2/050k29k
Silibili's BengalsLizardmen1980k225/1/060k2 - 01680k112/1/030k28k
childhood heroes 80sVampire1970k70/1/010k0 - 21980k193/0/060k25k
British Irish LionsHuman2040k205/1/040k1 - 11920k174/0/050k28k
Orcland SwindlersOrc2050k163/2/110k0 - 12040k101/0/060k32k
NainsPorteQuoi Chaos Dwarf2040k112/0/140k0 - 21670k193/1/070k28k
Pleasure Hall of FameNecromantic Horror1970k173/3/050k0 - 11880k183/0/270k34k
CraCra JumpJumpSlann2040k120/1/140k1 - 02030k00/0/00k25k
Citadel of DoomShambling Undead2050k162/2/050k1 - 11720k122/1/040k27k
Highway to SmashvilleHigh Elf1870k190/3/150k2 - 01840k81/0/060k24k
Schwinger KingsOgre2140k184/2/050k1 - 22420k233/2/170k32k
Vampiros del ValleVampire2020k163/1/030k1 - 21750k204/0/040k32k
Dracula's ElevenVampire2060k152/0/110k1 - 22060k213/1/040k27k
British Irish LionsHuman2080k212/2/150k2 - 21880k182/0/060k22k
Phoenix Gate GuardiansHigh Elf2090k51/0/040k0 - 11840k224/1/170k30k
Sudden VictoryElven Union1790k163/2/020k1 - 21800k141/0/060k37k
Naggaroth ZaphyrsDark Elf2050k130/2/020k1 - 31960k244/0/070k28k
Asgard Ravens UnitedNorse2050k112/0/130k0 - 21640k243/1/260k27k
Averland AssaultersHuman1900k93/0/020k0 - 41690k253/2/160k31k
Korando's Elite ElevenDark Elf1510k153/2/040k0 - 11890k121/0/080k26k
Advanced GeometrySlann1990k204/1/140k1 - 11750k121/1/050k30k
Bargin Bin BanditsGoblin2000k206/0/140k1 - 11350k143/1/050k34k
Carpathian NightmaresVampire1780k204/3/030k0 - 21640k131/0/070k27k
Runner gonna runSkaven2050k131/3/060k0 - 21430k141/0/070k26k
Chaos AllsparksChaos Chosen1860k153/0/030k1 - 21740k193/0/060k33k
Boys in the HoodsHuman2120k81/0/060k0 - 01940k50/0/080k29k
Mangeurs de GrenouillesHalfling2150k268/1/110k1 - 31500k161/0/080k31k
Renegades of Clan EshinSkaven2150k223/3/150k1 - 21550k223/1/260k29k
[X]comNecromantic Horror2110k193/0/210k1 - 21800k152/0/060k24k
Good Old PiemakersOgre2150k233/2/180k2 - 11160k205/2/020k20k
ogrerosOgre1920k122/0/070k1 - 01490k71/1/040k24k
Royal OgarsOgre2180k114/1/050k0 - 11600k184/0/180k32k
Follower of SethVampire2180k212/4/150k2 - 41970k241/1/080k37k
Team TickleMonsterChaos Chosen2210k121/1/120k1 - 31690k288/0/060k34k
Unexceptional GentlemenHuman2220k132/1/140k0 - 42090k211/1/060k37k
Ogreville MastodontsOgre1970k276/0/180k3 - 01170k153/2/030k19k
La Banda PutridaNecromantic Horror1970k193/2/060k1 - 01970k175/1/120k32k
High Born BeserkersHigh Elf1990k122/1/040k1 - 41950k356/0/170k34k
Muddy MenLizardmen2240k123/0/060k1 - 32170k305/3/080k28k
Slim Chance BrigadeElven Union1980k51/0/010k0 - 62230k354/0/060k30k
Renegades of Clan EshinSkaven2310k70/1/020k0 - 31970k264/4/070k29k
Rick RollersSkaven1490k71/1/120k0 - 31320k293/1/270k27k
Urga and CompanyOgre2290k244/2/070k2 - 12060k227/1/040k22k
Do You Even LIFT, BroOgre2310k194/0/070k2 - 12220k163/1/050k24k
This is SpARRta!Ogre2370k255/3/040k2 - 11980k143/0/050k27k
Brain FartsOgre2370k191/0/160k1 - 02050k132/2/030k32k
Phantom of the PantheraDark Elf2350k155/0/040k0 - 32020k211/1/150k32k
Dark Force Death EatersChaos Renegade2250k120/1/110k1 - 21810k204/0/040k27k
Air KingsSlann2260k133/2/030k0 - 21820k213/2/090k26k
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman2170k141/2/150k0 - 12210k111/0/070k27k