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THE STORY SO FAR Chapter 1 - The drunken oath Imagine a tiny, old Irish pub in the deep of the woods. Imagine at late night, 10 drunken, sad gnomes whining about their misfortunes, women they've lost, children they miss, homes they haven't, jobs from which they were laid off. They are broken, bankrupted, abandoned, a total mess. Well, enough is enough, they decide. A brief huddle, some other pint of Guinness, the light of many pipes and the deal is made. No use in crying, they must do something. With bravery they make an oath: they're gonna play Blood Bowl 'til the end of their lives and earn money and fame, the wheel will turn for them, they're sure. The deal is made, they have decided roles and positions, but they need an eleventh player. Suddenly, the door opens and a wretched, miserable figure steps in. Dripping with rain, thirsty as hell, dressed in rags, he sits at the counter and buys himself a pint with his last coin. "Are you okay, son?" asks the bartender. "Who do ya are?" "Davy Socket's the name, sir" he replies. "Lost my girlfriend today, the witch ran away with a troll. Said she loves him. Just wanna drown myself in beer, so enough with chatting." The gnomes at the table look each other, they're damn sure they've just found the missing player. Picknose (R.I.P.) approaches the young stranger and puts a hand on his shoulder. "Come on, son, ain't no use in crying, forget that woman. Come with us, we're starting a team. It'll be fun." "Wha!" Davy answers "I'm no good at playing. Ain't gonna go far, man. Leave me alone." "But you must try, kid! Just one time!" "Okay. Maybe I'll get killed and save those razorblades I keep home for special occasions. Let's do this." And Picknose smiles and puts a hand in his pocket. He picks a shamrock and gives it to Davy. "Nah, you won't die, friend. You're lucky. Take this, it will bring you good luck." "Thanks, old man. Anyway: what's the team name?" Chapter 2 - The long bloody trail Shamrock Armada was the name, and their first matches were bloody. They keep losing games and players, struggling to score and collecting bad results. But Davy was a beast. He seemed to be born to be a daredevil, and his broken heart found relief in beating down opponents. The bigger they were the harder he bashed them, without fear, launching himself into suicidal attacks like a downsized kamikaze. One day he was hit hard by a minotaur and suffered a bad permanent injury, his knee broke down, he was permanently crippled. With hard efforts he started the hospital rehab, then back on the pitch again, with renewed fury. In the meantime Shamrock Armada collected few victories and a bunch of draws, but the losing rate was still high. The gnomes didn't care: the simple fact of playing kept them away from their misery, and they started to make a name for themselves in Stunty. Davy's second injury came not long after: a goblin hit him while he was on the ground, breaking his skull and causing him a serious concussion. Looked like his end, a poll was opened to decide his destiny. "Fire me" he said to St. Patrick's Fist, the almighty cannon. "I'm useless." "No way, man" was the answer "You gotta play for the good ol' Picknose, the gnome who saved you from being a scum. He's watching ya from Fiddler's Green, don't disappoint him. We'll patch ya well, and you'll be a legend. Come on, get out of this hospital bed. We need ya!" Davy stayed with the team. The long bloody trail continued. Chapter 3 - The age of the Crippled Legend So the Armada kept playing, and Davy kept bashing even if he was crippled and with a metal plaque in his skull. Things went normal 'til the final match against a great team, the Hungry Hungry Hippos. It was Davy's chance to become a legend, his way to be one of the strongest players in Stunty. The atmosphere was tense, every player knew he could not see another dawn, the presence of Number Two, most valuable player in Stunty, was feared by both his fellas and opponents. And then... the massacre. In a furious, brutal clash Davy injured an opponent and killed another one, Number Two was permanently crippled by a bomb and the Armada scored and won! Every gnome on the planet cheered in happiness, a 3-day-party was held to celebrate the maybe most legendary daredevil of all times. Davy got another +ST on his skill roll, and grew double the size he was. Every opponent team trembled in fear, he is virtually unstoppable now. "I want to dedicate this day to the memory of Picknose, a departed friend to whom I owe everything" he said to the press. Then he put an hand in a pocket, apparently searching for something, and gave a stroke to an old wrinkled shamrock. [to be continued]

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Owrore	Horrors of Tzeentch	970k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1010k	17	1/2/0	50k	9k
Pichichi	Skryre Slaves	900k	13	3/0/1	20k	0 - 2	990k	13	1/0/0	50k	19k
Meet Pie	Goblin Cheaters	1040k	11	1/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1100k	13	2/1/0	80k	19k
CheatRZ neva Prospa	Goblin Cheaters	990k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	990k	11	1/0/2	70k	18k
A FUMBBus Among Us	Nurglings	980k	15	2/1/0	60k	1 - 2	1130k	21	6/0/0	60k	18k
Ichnehmnenheck	Squig Herders	1060k	12	3/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1050k	15	2/0/0	60k	10k
Gnats in Hats	Horrors of Tzeentch	1020k	10	1/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1130k	12	1/1/0	50k	19k
No Blarhs	Gnoblar	1000k	11	2/1/0	50k	0 - 1	1000k	12	2/0/0	40k	12k
We Come To Steal Your Babies	Eshin Adepts	1090k	16	3/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1130k	11	1/0/0	90k	23k
Hungry Hungry Horrors	Horrors of Tzeentch	1260k	9	1/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1220k	8	0/0/0	80k	16k
Perdido Street Pestilence	Nurglings	1260k	9	1/1/0	60k	0 - 3	1330k	18	1/1/0	80k	22k
Long Live Blood	Strigoyan	1170k	13	3/1/0	40k	0 - 4	1250k	23	3/0/0	80k	23k
Junior Dirty Eaters	Goblin Cheaters	1280k	11	3/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1320k	14	3/2/0	80k	21k
Glattechsen	Skink	1230k	9	3/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1410k	8	0/0/0	60k	16k
Ichnehmnenheck	Squig Herders	1400k	9	1/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1280k	16	2/1/1	70k	17k
Schianti	Goblin Cheaters	1010k	12	4/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1230k	8	0/0/0	80k	28k
Solid Warriors	Skryre Slaves	1290k	17	2/1/1	20k	1 - 0	1350k	13	3/0/1	50k	26k
Halflings del Caos	Chaos Halfling	1290k	12	3/0/0	20k	0 - 4	1420k	25	3/1/0	60k	24k
We Come To Steal Your Babies	Eshin Adepts	1150k	15	3/2/1	20k	0 - 7	1490k	36	3/0/1	80k	27k
Buzzed and Bombed III	Goblin Cheaters	1390k	14	2/1/0	30k	1 - 0	1360k	8	1/0/0	40k	26k
Alex n the Wind Up Mice	Skryre Slaves	1440k	21	6/1/1	60k	0 - 0	1440k	15	3/1/1	30k	26k
Night Foulerz	Chaos Halfling	1340k	10	2/1/0	60k	1 - 2	1350k	13	2/1/0	50k	25k
Obganiating Onomatopoeias	Horrors of Tzeentch	1450k	15	2/2/1	40k	0 - 2	1500k	13	0/0/0	80k	31k
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu F'htagn!	Horrors of Tzeentch	1610k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 3	1750k	22	4/0/0	70k	35k
Skyres Ratskins	Skryre Slaves	1610k	5	1/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1640k	30	4/3/1	80k	30k
Venomous Viperz	Skink	1180k	11	3/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1320k	13	2/0/0	60k	31k
Stunty Lamerzz	Skryre Slaves	1500k	7	1/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1510k	16	3/1/1	70k	23k
Halflings del Caos	Chaos Halfling	1490k	14	0/1/2	30k	1 - 3	1770k	16	3/1/0	70k	22k
Dawson Creek Hellbillies	Chaos Halfling	1500k	14	3/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1410k	8	2/0/0	80k	25k
little ppl	Snotling	1600k	9	2/0/0	20k	0 - 3	1410k	28	5/2/0	70k	23k
Olympic Drug Enforcers	Skryre Slaves	1390k	20	3/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1350k	13	4/0/0	40k	26k
Hungry, Hungry Hippos	Squig Herders	1590k	14	3/0/1	30k	0 - 2	1840k	23	4/1/1	80k	35k
zomg trololol	Chaos Halfling	1470k	14	2/2/0	20k	1 - 1	1570k	15	3/0/1	30k	26k
Pichichi	Skryre Slaves	1520k	13	2/0/2	60k	0 - 2	1560k	15	2/0/0	60k	30k
Who You Gonna Call	Nurglings	1650k	12	1/0/1	20k	1 - 1	1420k	12	1/1/0	40k	26k
Lustrian Elfbusters	Skink	1520k	27	7/2/0	30k	2 - 1	1450k	8	0/0/0	50k	35k
Leaf Them Alone	Forest Goblin	1690k	18	5/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1530k	9	2/0/1	30k	31k
Suresure	Snotling	1640k	7	2/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1500k	24	3/1/1	60k	30k
Kurze	Skryre Slaves	1650k	13	2/2/1	40k	0 - 4	1450k	21	1/1/0	20k	28k
We Come To Steal Your Babies	Eshin Adepts	1680k	20	3/2/1	30k	1 - 2	1250k	11	0/0/0	80k	26k
Smashing to Oblivion	Skryre Slaves	1820k	29	7/2/2	70k	2 - 1	1830k	18	6/0/0	40k	33k
Flying Cosmic Horrors	Horrors of Tzeentch	1830k	9	0/2/1	30k	0 - 2	1550k	11	0/0/0	70k	26k
Oh, The Horror!	Horrors of Tzeentch	1840k	9	0/2/0	60k	0 - 2	1630k	13	1/0/0	60k	33k
WCB Cheaters	Chaos Halfling	1810k	8	1/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1400k	28	4/2/2	70k	29k
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu F'htagn!	Horrors of Tzeentch	1360k	6	1/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1840k	10	1/0/0	70k	28k
Crome Gnomes 2	Gnome	1620k	12	1/0/1	50k	1 - 1	1460k	12	1/0/1	20k	30k
Banane split	Skryre Slaves	1640k	12	2/0/1	30k	0 - 2	1340k	17	2/1/0	50k	21k
Vifs et Rapides	Skink	1490k	26	7/2/1	70k	1 - 1	1460k	10	1/0/0	70k	31k
Gums and No Teeth	Horrors of Tzeentch	1770k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1750k	13	2/0/0	60k	32k
Smashing to Oblivion	Skryre Slaves	1780k	13	4/0/1	40k	0 - 2	1850k	23	3/2/1	60k	30k
We Come To Steal Your Babies	Eshin Adepts	1600k	15	2/1/2	10k	0 - 5	1060k	26	1/0/1	80k	27k
Here Little Ogre	Gnoblar	1620k	13	2/0/1	70k	2 - 0	1720k	7	0/1/0	30k	28k
An Unspeakable Horror	Horrors of Tzeentch	1590k	12	1/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1660k	13	2/0/0	80k	26k
Major Frauds	Goblin Cheaters	1770k	13	2/1/1	20k	0 - 1	1540k	12	3/2/0	80k	35k
Kleine Spione	Nurglings	1500k	13	3/1/0	40k	0 - 0	1910k	11	2/0/1	70k	29k
Hungry, Hungry Hippos	Squig Herders	1750k	16	3/0/1	70k	1 - 0	1870k	14	4/0/0	60k	34k
Crome Gnomes 2	Gnome	1910k	15	0/1/1	60k	2 - 0	1640k	12	2/1/0	50k	30k
Smashing to Oblivion	Skryre Slaves	1980k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 4	1810k	27	4/1/1	30k	33k
Clan Thrak Technos	Skryre Slaves	1870k	11	2/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1580k	23	2/4/0	70k	25k
Nurgles are a Pain in the Ass	Nurglings	1680k	17	4/2/0	30k	0 - 1	1680k	12	2/1/0	60k	33k
Cachalan Cannibals	Pygmy	1900k	12	2/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1990k	17	3/1/0	40k	35k
Kurze	Skryre Slaves	1650k	8	0/1/0	60k	0 - 3	1650k	22	4/0/0	60k	26k
Here Little Ogre	Gnoblar	1920k	9	0/0/2	30k	0 - 3	1760k	21	2/1/0	70k	25k
An Unspeakable Horror	Horrors of Tzeentch	1820k	7	0/1/0	60k	0 - 2	1660k	21	5/0/0	30k	30k
Barrarrag Bruisers	Chaos Halfling	1920k	13	4/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1760k	17	4/1/0	20k	25k
Dirties	Goblin Cheaters	1900k	18	5/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1850k	18	2/0/0	80k	36k
Magyaragyar	Goblin Cheaters	1990k	12	1/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1600k	12	4/2/0	80k	44k
Smells from the Deep!	Nurglings	1540k	17	3/0/1	60k	1 - 1	1660k	14	2/1/0	50k	31k
Crome Gnomes 2	Gnome	1690k	24	4/1/1	30k	2 - 1	1550k	12	2/0/0	20k	26k
Oh, The Horror!	Horrors of Tzeentch	1850k	21	3/1/2	40k	2 - 1	1820k	13	1/1/0	10k	33k
Guard Blasters	Skryre Slaves	1780k	15	4/1/0	20k	0 - 1	1500k	24	6/2/0	80k	29k
Accident	Gnoblar	1880k	11	3/0/0	30k	0 - 3	1870k	24	3/3/0	70k	45k
Vomitiss	Nurglings	1560k	2	0/1/0	0k	0 - 1	1770k	19	2/1/0	100k	30k