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NBFL Season 32: The ...

As 2013 began, I returned to FUMBBL, vowing to actually build a team instead of putting up a dozen different squads and barely getting any into double digits. Norse was an unlikely choice, given that my coach page is littered with the husks of dead Norse teams. But they've held up surprisingly well so far, reaching my highest TV ever and proving competitive in a claw-packed environment. FIRST TEN GAMES Five wins -- three by concession -- but four losses. We've only gotten one chance to actually beat claw... and those claws were on necromantic werewolves, not exactly what we had in mind. (We still managed to BH one, en route to a 2-0 win.) Our biggest star so far: easily Beat Piling On Play Fend, the berserker whose 38 SPPs include 12 casualties. SECOND TEN GAMES We're still just barely on the right side of .500. We faced two Claw teams... actually the same chaos team twice. We tied them both times. Meanwhile on our side, something has been awakened in these guys... they've out-casualtied opponents 22-4 in the last 4 games. (You'd think that would lead to wins... nope. Actually went 2-2 in those games. Lost by three TDs twice.) THIRD TEN GAMES Over the last 10 games, the team went barnstorming up to the mountains, and faced a truly fearsome set of foes: necromantic, dwarf, necromantic, orc, chaos, chaos, dwarf, human, pact, chaos. The boys proved equal to the challenge, though, going 5-3 with 2 draws... more shockingly, they actually held up on the damage-dealing front, dealing 35 casualties and taking 33. Only two games featured significant player losses, but they were big ones: Buffman's Bros took out both our throwers in game 23, and our Snow Troll and veteran ulfwerener Beat Dwarfs Play Claw succumbed to the assault of chaos warriors in game 30. Beat Dwarfs Play Claw died with 75 SPPs, good for 12th among active players at the time of his death. FOURTH TEN GAMES At an all-time high of 1860TV, we now have multiple skilled-up killers, two AG4 guys, and a 17-7-16 record. (Just staying ahead of it!) No troll, and it may be a while before we can afford to introduce him, but we can't have everything, can we? FIFTH TEN GAMES 50 games! We remain barely above .500, at 21-9-20. We definitely do better against chaos, with their AV8 and frequent guard shortages, than against other bash teams. Two players are above 100 SPP, but our top three guys are all injured. Still moving... SIXTH TEN GAMES Finally, some daylight! 7 wins, 2 losses, 1 draw... we got drawn against chaos 5 times, and that's always good news for us. We played as high as 2140k -- my highest TV ever -- though the death of mighty berserker Beat Strip Ball Play Sure Hands in game 60 puts a bit of a damper on things. On the bright side, Beat Piling On Play Fend is only 4 points away from legendary status, and Beat +MA Play Sprint is also closing in on the long-sought goal. Beat Piling On Play Fend is also no. 4 among Box berserkers in casualties, and no. 10 among berserkers in all divisions. How far can he get? We shall see...

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Viagra Vagabonds III	Lizardmen	1000k	16	2/1/0	20k	1 - 2	980k	12	0/0/0	70k	20k
Thundercat Ho!	Norse	890k	21	2/1/1	100k	1 - 0	990k	4	3/0/0	0k	26k
Noob Noob Nooby	Dark Elf	1050k	28	2/1/1	30k	3 - 0	1030k	2	1/0/0	0k	22k
Preistoricii	Lizardmen	1110k	16	2/1/0	30k	1 - 1	1090k	8	0/0/0	40k	19k
Feelgood inc	Necromantic Horror	1160k	19	1/2/0	50k	2 - 0	1130k	7	0/1/0	20k	20k
Super Chojin	Human	1250k	10	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1180k	23	2/3/1	80k	21k
Queensof De Nile	Amazon	1140k	18	0/2/0	70k	3 - 0	1170k	8	0/0/0	60k	23k
Hardened Hammers	Chaos Dwarf	1270k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1250k	14	3/1/1	80k	25k
Freak Kamikazees	Dwarf	1300k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1210k	25	3/1/1	70k	27k
No Word of a Lie	Elven Union	1210k	17	2/1/0	110k	1 - 0	1260k	2	0/0/0	0k	23k
Chaos Globe Trotters Box XI	Chaos Chosen	1330k	13	1/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1310k	19	2/1/2	70k	33k
Storm of Sighs	Shambling Undead	1270k	18	2/1/0	70k	2 - 2	1240k	18	2/1/0	30k	24k
Chaos Globe Trotters Box XI	Chaos Chosen	1310k	15	1/2/0	60k	1 - 1	1330k	17	3/0/1	80k	27k
le belle signore	Amazon	1300k	16	0/2/1	130k	1 - 0	1450k	0	0/0/1	0k	30k
En genial plan	Dark Elf	1370k	13	2/1/0	60k	0 - 2	1440k	20	0/1/1	70k	24k
Kroxtocs of Chotec's Causeway	Slann	1280k	14	0/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1320k	15	1/2/0	40k	30k
Endless Destruction	Amazon	1410k	13	3/1/0	50k	0 - 3	1240k	17	1/0/0	60k	38k
Khorned Scumbags	Skaven	1530k	23	3/2/0	40k	2 - 5	1540k	25	1/0/0	30k	31k
sea of whispers	Wood Elf	1580k	23	3/3/1	70k	3 - 1	1770k	11	0/2/0	70k	33k
Lincoln Park Pirates	High Elf	1490k	37	5/1/0	60k	6 - 1	1400k	13	0/0/0	50k	23k
Buffman's bro's	Necromantic Horror	1770k	14	0/1/1	60k	1 - 2	1820k	19	3/2/0	20k	25k
Stumpy Sundayleaguers	Dwarf	1570k	11	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1620k	18	3/0/0	70k	36k
Buffman's bro's	Necromantic Horror	1780k	19	1/1/0	60k	3 - 0	1850k	17	5/1/1	60k	27k
A[B]C Company	Orc	1640k	15	4/1/0	10k	0 - 2	1620k	17	3/0/0	40k	29k
Herlev Hitmen	Chaos Chosen	1680k	18	0/3/0	30k	2 - 2	1650k	18	2/1/0	30k	31k
Horsemen of Chaos	Chaos Chosen	1740k	28	3/1/1	30k	4 - 1	1800k	14	2/1/0	50k	26k
NeoMelodici	Dwarf	1730k	12	1/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1610k	10	1/0/0	50k	31k
Linces Ibericox	Human	1760k	28	5/2/1	50k	2 - 1	1770k	13	1/0/0	70k	31k
Pact Cadets	Chaos Renegade	1790k	17	1/1/1	30k	2 - 0	1750k	7	1/0/0	20k	33k
Screaming Goats and Herders	Chaos Chosen	1820k	22	3/1/0	30k	3 - 2	1830k	24	4/0/2	30k	30k
alive_from13	Chaos Dwarf	1560k	16	1/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1410k	10	1/0/0	40k	24k
Cabras Alocadas	Chaos Chosen	1590k	12	2/1/0	50k	0 - 2	1560k	17	1/1/0	60k	36k
APOMBinabull Snowmen	Chaos Dwarf	1550k	20	1/3/1	80k	2 - 0	1530k	5	0/0/0	20k	40k
Gamurri	Chaos Chosen	1720k	14	1/1/2	40k	0 - 1	1730k	21	2/3/1	70k	33k
Damn Your Eyes	Necromantic Horror	1510k	13	1/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1510k	15	0/1/1	70k	31k
FC Bloodbath	Necromantic Horror	1770k	13	1/0/1	20k	1 - 4	1790k	22	1/1/0	70k	30k
[BB] Back in the Saddle	Wood Elf	1720k	30	6/1/1	50k	2 - 3	1540k	20	0/1/0	30k	33k
Elgrun Brutes	Nurgle	1730k	13	0/0/2	60k	1 - 2	1770k	15	3/1/0	70k	32k
Hammered Hobo's	Dwarf	1690k	8	1/0/0	50k	0 - 0	1700k	7	1/0/0	70k	30k
Epic Brain Time	Necromantic Horror	1870k	38	5/3/3	30k	3 - 2	1790k	17	2/1/0	30k	35k
Azazinos Maximizados	Chaos Renegade	1860k	23	1/1/1	50k	3 - 0	1640k	10	2/0/0	30k	39k
Azure Claw Squad	Chaos Dwarf	1960k	13	4/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1970k	23	5/2/0	40k	37k
Chaos BB	Chaos Renegade	1760k	32	4/2/0	70k	5 - 0	1700k	9	1/1/1	20k	25k
Steaks et Jambons FC	Orc	1860k	10	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1900k	18	1/3/0	70k	27k
Steaks et Jambons FC	Orc	1550k	17	1/0/0	80k	3 - 2	1960k	23	4/1/0	40k	31k
Sons of Brutus	Human	1750k	13	2/0/0	30k	1 - 1	1820k	15	1/2/0	80k	32k
Visitors from Mars	Skaven	1450k	23	2/3/1	80k	2 - 1	1460k	20	4/2/1	60k	29k
KNE	Tomb Kings	1690k	13	1/0/1	40k	1 - 3	1710k	22	4/0/1	60k	32k
Th3 W4lk1ng D34d	Nurgle	1800k	24	2/3/0	60k	2 - 2	1820k	20	4/1/1	20k	37k
KNE	Tomb Kings	1770k	19	4/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1820k	25	4/3/0	50k	30k
Reunion of the Knochenbrechers	Orc	1500k	19	2/1/0	30k	2 - 1	1410k	10	1/0/0	40k	32k
Rash	Chaos Chosen	1790k	23	5/1/0	60k	2 - 0	1790k	9	1/1/0	60k	28k
2 dodges 1 blitz	High Elf	1820k	15	1/0/1	80k	2 - 1	1650k	13	1/1/0	60k	34k
Einschikker	Shambling Undead	1820k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1780k	15	1/2/0	70k	31k
Run-Amuck	Chaos Chosen	1670k	35	3/2/1	50k	5 - 1	1760k	16	1/2/1	20k	31k
Run-Amuck	Chaos Chosen	1810k	19	4/1/0	20k	1 - 0	2160k	15	2/3/0	30k	39k
ra ncios	Tomb Kings	1710k	18	0/0/2	50k	3 - 0	1720k	11	4/0/0	10k	28k
Kansas Epic	Chaos Chosen	2140k	11	0/1/0	30k	1 - 2	1720k	26	6/2/0	30k	34k
FC Bloodbath	Necromantic Horror	1760k	17	3/0/0	70k	2 - 0	1820k	7	0/1/0	60k	29k
Murderby Numbers	Chaos Chosen	2100k	16	3/1/0	50k	1 - 1	2120k	20	4/1/1	80k	39k
Murderby Numbers	Chaos Chosen	1940k	13	1/1/2	30k	0 - 2	2110k	28	6/2/2	70k	30k
Rash	Chaos Chosen	1700k	10	1/0/1	10k	0 - 2	2080k	21	3/0/2	20k	42k
Skull[B]ashers	Orc	1590k	25	1/4/1	60k	2 - 1	1550k	14	2/0/0	70k	31k
Botany Bees	Human	1600k	18	2/3/0	70k	1 - 0	1500k	9	2/0/0	20k	30k
No Animals Harmed	Chaos Dwarf	1590k	16	2/0/0	60k	2 - 2	1640k	25	2/1/3	60k	23k
UndAAR Your Bed	Underworld Denizens	1360k	25	4/1/1	80k	3 - 0	1360k	11	3/0/1	50k	23k
UndAAR Your Bed	Underworld Denizens	1480k	15	2/0/1	30k	1 - 3	1300k	21	5/0/1	30k	27k
Bignoli	Chaos Dwarf	1350k	23	0/3/0	80k	4 - 0	1340k	10	2/0/0	20k	31k
Chaos' Theory 2	Chaos Chosen	1440k	12	2/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1490k	15	1/1/0	70k	35k