57 coaches online • Server time: 15:51
* * * Did you know? The highest combined winnings in a single match is 250000.
Log in
Recent Forum Topics goto Post Gnomes are trashgoto Post FUMBBL HAIKU'Sgoto Post Gnome Roster - how a...
Meet My Little Friend(s)
Roster [S] Chaos Halfling




My in game philosophy...

I Bash and foul, and whilst bashing and fouling, I try to win by way of scoring more touchdowns than you.
If I feel that the win is beyond me for whatever reason, fine, I'll try to kill something to make your win as hollow as possible!
I love T16 fouling! You see I like blood as much as I like winning....
My strategy is very simple and on occassion (NUFFLE willing) very effective.

One more thing. I don't care how you play. I have no control over your tactics or playstyle.
I really don't care what you think of my tactics/gameplay either.
If it's within the rules, whats the point of moaning about it?


Team History

Bagged this beauty



minors won

Exploding Cup Qualifier IV
Winner - Calcium - Meet My Little Friend(s) - Chaos Halfling


Memberships

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Tentacles, Claw, Guard, Piling On
  39 0 1 0 75 2 163/176 250k
(140+110)k
 
2
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Block
  5 0 0 0 5 1 15/16 170k
(140+30)k
 
3
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Block
n 36 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
4
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Block
  27 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
5
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
Block, Tackle, Claw
  29 0 4 0 10 3 47/51 120k
(60+60)k
 
6
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  9 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
7
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
  23 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 55k
(35+20)k
 
8
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Block
  27 0 2 0 2 3 25/31 85k
(35+50)k
 
9
Chaos Halfling
7 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA, +MA, +AG, Block
  38 4 10 0 5 2 54/76 165k
(35+130)k
 
10
Chaos Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Extra Arms, Big Hand
-ma, m 36 0 6 0 3 4 44/51 95k
(0)k
 
11
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(0)k
 
12
Chaos Halfling
5 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST
  23 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 85k
(35+50)k
 
13
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Claw
-av, m 37 1 0 0 5 2 21/31 85k
(0)k
 
14
Chaos Halfling
4 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Mighty Blow, Claw
-ma 35 1 1 0 15 3 49/51 115k
(35+80)k
 
15
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
16
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  7 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 35k
(35+0)k
 
13 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: Calcium Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1700k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 750k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1915k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:39 (17/6/16) |TD Diff:-1 (42 - 43) |Cas Diff:100 (167/47/26 - 95/36/9)
Last Opponent: Fish and Chippers

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Ninja SquirrelsChaos Halfling1000k155/2/160k2 - 11000k101/0/070k17k
Admin ClientGoblin Cheaters1100k172/0/370k2 - 1990k81/0/010k14k
SquiddySquig Herders1230k145/0/060k1 - 11080k122/0/080k24k
No GemsGnome1280k163/1/070k2 - 21300k193/1/040k28k
All Hail DiscordiaGoblin Cheaters1270k98/0/070k0 - 21180k152/2/070k17k
Albion FaeAlbion Fae1340k154/2/130k1 - 21370k214/0/170k21k
Big Fang and FriendsSquig Herders1380k102/1/060k0 - 21140k194/1/050k20k
Southland HeadhuntersPygmy1260k163/2/0100k1 - 01160k21/0/00k18k
masslokitosssSquig Herders1380k142/0/020k1 - 01360k112/1/030k18k
We are Squig Hurr DurrsSquig Herders1320k143/0/010k1 - 21360k317/2/170k25k
Dai-SkryrenSkryre Slaves1220k174/1/130k0 - 41300k376/3/180k21k
Stabby TailsEshin Adepts1310k258/1/150k2 - 1800k80/0/040k22k
Horrific TheaterHorrors of Tzeentch1430k143/1/080k1 - 11020k152/1/020k21k
Dai-SkryrenSkryre Slaves1360k176/0/040k0 - 11320k150/2/160k31k
GiftpilzliForest Goblin1370k134/1/130k0 - 31620k203/2/050k28k
Little Weird CircusGnome1430k285/3/080k3 - 01730k91/1/060k28k
Destiny MakersSkryre Slaves1460k131/3/140k0 - 11470k184/0/120k32k
Fen TigersAlbion Fae1430k215/0/250k2 - 01260k50/0/050k25k
Umbongo BongoSkink1600k235/1/270k2 - 11530k80/0/030k35k
Stunty Lounge LizardsSkink1610k216/3/140k0 - 11180k163/2/170k22k
Destiny MakersSkryre Slaves1340k164/0/120k1 - 21370k192/1/030k31k
Slavers UnitedSkryre Slaves1580k143/2/150k1 - 01780k92/0/040k28k
Umbongo BongoSkink1640k145/0/110k0 - 11640k143/0/070k34k
Forest of FoolsAlbion Fae1730k222/2/070k3 - 01720k92/0/020k35k
DirtiesGoblin Cheaters1770k236/1/130k2 - 01680k71/0/050k34k
Gnomes Of The SeaGnome1770k153/2/010k0 - 11590k100/1/080k32k
Gnomes Of The SeaGnome1530k239/1/060k1 - 11600k143/0/050k32k
Forest of FoolsAlbion Fae1740k204/0/160k2 - 11640k142/2/030k39k
Whoopis Tea PartyStrigoyan1810k283/4/280k2 - 11780k121/1/030k27k
Puddles Of BloodChaos Halfling1830k133/1/150k0 - 21770k235/1/150k33k
Never Bite on the First DateStrigoyan1890k143/2/080k1 - 01720k111/2/010k25k
Smashing to OblivionSkryre Slaves1760k132/1/230k0 - 21620k237/1/160k35k
Head CollectorsPygmy1770k245/2/160k1 - 01920k184/2/020k31k
Forest of FoolsAlbion Fae1660k153/3/020k0 - 21670k172/1/130k36k
Fish and ChippersGoblin Cheaters1810k186/0/130k1 - 11770k121/2/070k31k
Never Bite on the First DateStrigoyan1640k215/3/040k1 - 11620k143/0/030k27k
Head CollectorsPygmy1850k268/0/070k3 - 01860k132/1/040k29k
Smashing to OblivionSkryre Slaves1880k256/1/070k2 - 11710k206/1/040k33k
Fish and ChippersGoblin Cheaters1840k113/0/030k0 - 11760k142/2/060k33k