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In an effort to make it easier to find games, I figured I'd make a sucky team that would both get offers and lower my CR (and few teams are suckier than rookie chaos). I figured that once their TV went up and my CR went down, the team name could refer to the trouble finding games for high TV chaos instead. I found that even at low-mid TV, people were still clicking me away. So I decided to hire a minotaur for bloaty uselessness (and more importantly, because my naming scheme was begging for one). Team got its first claw after game 11. At that point, 3 of their last 4 matches had been against orcs. For a while all my more fun players died, and the bashy ones survived. As a result the team became a very boring typical chaos. Then they rolled 3 +AG beasts in 3 games time, as well as lost a bMGt warrior. Suddenly the team became different and fun again. I was about to enter the GLT swiss, when my only claw died in a prep game, 3 SPPs from legend. beastman plans: block frenzy juggernaut stand firm dp kick block fend guard x 3

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Probandoria II	Human	1000k	16	0/1/0	40k	3 - 0	970k	8	0/0/1	30k	19k
Arachnee	Necromantic Horror	1030k	9	1/1/0	20k	0 - 0	1000k	5	0/0/0	40k	12k
Huge Tracts Of Land	Wood Elf	1090k	8	2/1/0	70k	0 - 2	1050k	18	1/1/1	60k	17k
Goblins are better than Ogres!	Goblin	1110k	27	3/0/2	60k	4 - 0	1030k	7	2/0/0	40k	20k
Maesbury Marauders	Goblin	1230k	22	4/0/0	70k	3 - 0	1360k	5	0/0/0	40k	20k
Khemri Rags	Tomb Kings	1280k	21	2/2/1	50k	2 - 1	1270k	17	3/1/0	40k	22k
Fünf Finger	Norse	1330k	17	1/1/1	50k	2 - 1	1370k	12	1/0/1	30k	26k
Gingoz	Orc	1360k	13	2/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1320k	6	0/0/0	30k	31k
I Like Purple Chests	High Elf	1570k	14	0/1/0	50k	2 - 2	1610k	17	1/1/0	40k	27k
Magick Maniacks	Orc	1500k	13	0/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1520k	11	1/0/0	30k	25k
Bilbali Raiders	Orc	1630k	12	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1750k	16	2/1/0	50k	27k
Dead 'n' Alive II	Shambling Undead	1520k	19	2/2/0	70k	2 - 0	1430k	14	2/2/0	20k	34k
New Pact Alliance	Chaos Renegade	1570k	18	3/0/0	20k	2 - 2	1490k	18	3/0/0	30k	31k
Cage Against The Machine	Tomb Kings	1660k	22	3/1/0	20k	3 - 1	1660k	12	2/0/0	60k	26k
Trailer Park Dwarfs	Dwarf	1670k	19	2/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1690k	11	1/0/0	40k	26k
Beard Bros	Dwarf	1740k	16	3/0/1	30k	1 - 0	1770k	9	1/1/0	50k	32k
Angry Newscasters	Tomb Kings	1610k	14	0/2/1	50k	1 - 1	1580k	16	2/4/1	20k	35k
Gargantaz Rezecaz	Orc	1500k	22	4/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1580k	9	1/0/0	20k	33k
Unchained Zealots	Tomb Kings	1700k	14	2/1/0	30k	1 - 2	1640k	19	3/1/0	70k	27k
Hail Grungni Hail	Dwarf	1630k	16	1/1/1	110k	1 - 0	1720k	0	0/0/0	0k	28k
Devils with Red Eyes	Dark Elf	1730k	20	2/1/1	70k	2 - 1	1800k	13	0/1/0	60k	35k
West Eszex Embers	Dwarf	1680k	17	3/1/2	50k	0 - 2	1680k	19	2/2/0	60k	33k
Gargantaz Rezecaz	Orc	1570k	26	2/3/0	60k	3 - 1	1830k	13	2/0/0	40k	30k
Gravelords	Shambling Undead	1800k	14	3/0/1	10k	0 - 3	1880k	24	3/1/3	60k	30k
Chainsaw	Orc	1510k	8	0/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1830k	19	1/2/0	60k	29k
L'Oreal Elvyvae	Wood Elf	1670k	23	5/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1720k	10	0/0/0	50k	33k
Rollo Funebre !!!	Dwarf	1760k	10	3/0/1	80k	0 - 0	1870k	14	2/3/0	50k	21k
Cubic	Skaven	1440k	19	3/0/1	30k	2 - 1	1490k	10	1/0/0	20k	29k
God is Cleanly	Elven Union	1570k	32	5/1/2	50k	4 - 1	1580k	9	0/1/0	30k	33k
Mines of The Moria	Orc	1560k	12	1/1/1	60k	0 - 1	1510k	14	2/1/0	50k	28k
Ugly Devils	Nurgle	1650k	19	0/5/0	70k	1 - 0	1710k	5	1/0/0	30k	28k
Dark Stout Defenders	Dwarf	1660k	11	0/1/0	60k	1 - 0	1690k	7	1/0/0	60k	34k
Cold Blood and Cold Steelers	Dark Elf	1690k	14	2/2/0	30k	1 - 1	2110k	12	2/0/0	50k	40k
Passing Dwarf Dodgers	Dwarf	1870k	23	4/1/1	50k	2 - 1	1870k	10	0/1/0	40k	28k
Void camper	Chaos Dwarf	1740k	22	0/0/4	140k	2 - 1	1690k	5	1/0/0	0k	36k
Rollo Funebre !!!	Dwarf	1960k	19	4/0/0	80k	2 - 0	1800k	11	1/2/0	10k	30k
Nuevo Catecismo Caotico	Chaos Chosen	1860k	12	0/2/0	40k	1 - 2	1820k	17	3/1/0	60k	41k
Minero Siderúrgica	Dwarf	1650k	12	2/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1890k	8	0/0/0	40k	27k
Chaotische Dwergen	Chaos Dwarf	1900k	12	1/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1910k	18	3/1/1	30k	28k
Cloverfield Corpse Carriers	Shambling Undead	1710k	25	1/2/3	30k	2 - 1	2090k	10	1/1/0	40k	28k
Earth of Summer	Orc	1780k	17	0/1/0	30k	2 - 0	1820k	7	0/0/0	20k	30k
Nurgle'Struggle	Nurgle	1950k	20	3/0/0	50k	3 - 0	1950k	7	1/0/0	50k	31k
Northern Astronomy	Norse	1950k	8	0/0/1	40k	0 - 1	2070k	18	3/1/1	60k	39k
Cubic	Skaven	1860k	21	4/0/1	80k	2 - 1	1730k	13	1/2/0	20k	30k
Holmgard Spires	Human	1690k	19	5/0/0	50k	1 - 0	1510k	5	0/0/0	50k	36k
Minotaur Ministry	Chaos Dwarf	2030k	20	2/3/1	50k	1 - 1	1890k	10	0/2/0	40k	33k
Gotrek's Golden Girls	Dwarf	1880k	15	0/2/0	70k	2 - 0	1880k	8	0/1/0	60k	33k
Les Gaulois Infernals	Chaos Chosen	1940k	18	3/1/1	40k	1 - 1	1840k	20	4/2/0	30k	25k
Dead And Dead Again	Shambling Undead	1730k	18	3/2/0	70k	1 - 0	1800k	7	0/1/0	10k	30k
Dr.Stein's Creatures	Necromantic Horror	1890k	14	1/4/0	20k	0 - 4	1950k	21	1/1/0	70k	42k
Groan for a Lupe	Necromantic Horror	1860k	9	1/0/1	10k	0 - 2	1820k	21	2/3/1	70k	37k
Night Of The Nearly Dead	Shambling Undead	1710k	14	2/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1750k	13	1/0/1	50k	29k