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The Waaagh Shington Prophecy
by Waaaghmaster Kam

Forty-two is the Waaagh, yet the Waaagh is one. Three shall be the Waaagh's number, not two, not four. To three the Waaagh shall count. Yet three shall become four and four shall become more as long as the Waaagh keeps Waaaghing. The Waaagh knows no rule but the following ones:
  • From now on, every single member of the Waaagh shall have a unique portrait.

  • The more blood the Waaagh spills, the larger it gets. For every kill, the Waaagh gains one "a". For every member of the Waaagh killed, the Waaagh loses one "a";

  • (In game) The Waaagh starts with three "a". Every casualty adds one "a" to the Waaagh's battle chant.

  • The Waaagh can't and shall not lose. The Waaagh has one purpose: winning the FUMBBL Cup and claiming the scroll that will raise from the dead the monster, the vampling, the only player able to unforlorn Haflings. And the Waaagh shall succeed.
The Waaagh is bigger than you. The Waaagh is stronger than you. The Waaagh shall prevail.

WAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAGH!



NB: This bio will not display properly with Internet Explorer. I'm tired of spending hours to fix perfectly fine pieces of code for that browser. There are formatting protocols - IE is unable to follow them - so blame Microsoft so-called developers, not me. Or use a browser that is not a nightmare for coders. nothing will change if people keep using that piece of ****.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  49 0 1 0 10 4 43/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
2
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block
  10 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
3
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80+0)k
 
4
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
  45 0 1 0 15 4 53/76 160k
(80+80)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Diving Tackle, Guard
  16 1 5 0 1 1 23/31 130k
(80+50)k
 
6
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
  11 0 3 0 2 1 18/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
7
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Pro
  34 0 3 0 20 5 74/76 160k
(80+80)k
 
8
Blitzer
5 4 4 8
Block
+ST, +AG, Sure Hands, Dodge, Tackle, Juggernaut
-ma, -av 68 8 56 1 19 6 Legend
246
260k
(80+180)k
 
9
Lineman
5 3 3 9   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Lineman
4 4 3 9
+ST, Block, Tackle, Diving Tackle
-ma 72 1 3 0 19 5 73/76 170k
(50+120)k
 
11
Lineman
5 3 3 9   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
15
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
12 players  
Coach: Kam Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1840k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 340k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1840k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:73 (42/14/17) |TD Diff:32 (101 - 69) |Cas Diff:27 (107/60/33 - 114/42/17)
Last Opponent: Collective Chaos

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Orcitects of DestrorctionOrc970k162/0/270k1 - 01000k60/0/040k19k
Monk's Macaroni MunchersHalfling1000k182/2/150k1 - 01040k92/0/030k12k
Hurricanez [R]Human1110k171/1/120k2 - 11170k90/0/050k20k
smallworlsChaos Renegade1180k171/0/190k1 - 01150k00/0/00k19k
Mawston GladiatorsHuman1210k152/0/060k2 - 01270k102/0/070k23k
Bubbling CauldronNecromantic Horror1270k101/0/080k1 - 01310k122/0/140k21k
Fashion PahuaxLizardmen1300k205/1/060k1 - 01330k50/0/010k28k
wolfe starNecromantic Horror1350k120/1/090k1 - 01240k00/0/00k24k
Norse Castle UnitedNorse1380k182/0/150k2 - 01500k71/0/030k27k
DinomitesLizardmen1390k264/2/070k3 - 01230k50/0/050k32k
wolfe starNecromantic Horror1450k130/0/230k1 - 11550k121/1/070k37k
Fumetas IIWood Elf1480k193/1/050k2 - 11580k110/0/030k29k
Kaos is the wayChaos Renegade1560k100/0/140k1 - 11710k193/1/050k36k
Talabheim Meat-HammerChaos Renegade1470k173/0/080k2 - 21610k192/0/170k23k
PoodlesnatchersChaos Chosen1630k194/0/060k2 - 01790k134/0/040k29k
Change you can Believe InChaos Chosen1510k50/0/030k0 - 21580k162/0/060k38k
Grimsby Town Bloodbowl TeamHuman1640k216/0/050k2 - 02030k80/1/030k37k
Blonde and Futile Elves 3Elven Union1610k193/1/040k2 - 21690k130/0/040k24k
All About Killing YouTomb Kings1790k101/0/060k1 - 01860k71/0/010k24k
Freundliche ChaotenChaos Chosen1800k231/2/060k3 - 01700k122/1/040k31k
Quetzls Jungle FightersLizardmen1710k172/2/050k2 - 31930k140/0/040k37k
Kaos is the wayChaos Renegade1800k122/0/060k1 - 01880k111/2/030k31k
vaincre ou mourrirChaos Chosen1710k143/3/070k1 - 11620k90/1/060k33k
Hearts of HereticsChaos Chosen1700k171/2/170k2 - 01960k111/2/010k28k
Aavikon Kuues SyviTomb Kings1630k202/1/160k2 - 11860k100/0/120k33k
Smelly_BellyNurgle1650k101/0/040k1 - 21810k242/4/060k23k
Maesbury MaraudersGoblin1410k203/0/160k2 - 11280k80/0/030k25k
Baraks BashersOrc1750k101/0/030k1 - 12460k152/1/170k40k
Cryptic ApocalypseTomb Kings1760k90/2/050k0 - 21810k131/0/050k29k
I Like Purple ChestsHigh Elf1560k161/0/170k2 - 11540k90/0/020k33k
ChainsawOrc1800k130/2/050k1 - 21980k141/0/080k35k
Scarred not ScaredLizardmen1790k113/0/030k0 - 21940k141/0/080k33k
Behind the SmileChaos Chosen1810k151/0/160k2 - 12170k152/1/040k25k
SchattenwölfeNecromantic Horror1670k171/2/050k2 - 01710k102/1/060k33k
Films I LikeChaos Chosen1840k50/0/170k0 - 22150k160/1/170k41k
DwarfalotDwarf1850k172/1/040k2 - 11500k101/0/040k31k
SchlumpenNurgle1860k121/1/070k1 - 01670k113/0/030k36k
Tiamat goes RChaos Dwarf1860k121/2/070k1 - 12030k204/3/070k37k
Freundliche ChaotenChaos Chosen1600k120/2/160k1 - 21610k171/2/070k32k
Chilam BalamLizardmen1630k213/1/170k2 - 21560k130/1/040k31k
Play BoysSkaven1850k233/1/230k2 - 11620k142/0/050k29k
Change you can Believe InChaos Chosen1900k91/1/150k0 - 21930k192/2/060k35k
Passing ChaosChaos Chosen1740k142/1/040k1 - 11830k162/2/030k36k
Tottingham HotspurtHuman1830k141/0/060k2 - 11660k90/0/040k27k
PenatLizardmen1860k111/0/080k1 - 11940k153/0/060k29k
80's Action HeroesTomb Kings1860k171/2/060k2 - 01570k113/0/050k24k
here_smells_of_rothNecromantic Horror1860k50/0/030k0 - 31780k286/0/160k28k
Brotherhood of the SmackdownChaos Chosen1850k202/1/060k3 - 01810k142/1/050k24k
Dem Nor'easters, dereNorse1860k70/1/040k0 - 12080k142/0/020k34k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings1860k152/0/040k2 - 01990k176/2/170k26k
Departed GeniusesShambling Undead1650k131/1/240k0 - 21550k235/2/060k35k
UmepunkNecromantic Horror1730k90/0/040k1 - 11630k131/0/170k31k
Blackcreek ButchersChaos Chosen1980k141/1/150k1 - 01640k71/0/050k25k
ExorcistsHigh Elf2010k192/0/280k2 - 12050k100/0/060k35k
NorCastle UnitedNorse2040k170/3/070k2 - 01590k101/1/040k32k
DaFangs Flying CircusOrc2020k131/0/070k2 - 11850k100/0/020k28k
Azure Claw SquadChaos Dwarf2170k121/0/120k1 - 22230k214/0/460k35k
Rule of FiveElven Union1550k233/2/170k2 - 01530k71/0/020k34k
Hellbound CharioteersNorse1870k182/3/170k1 - 22040k253/3/050k38k
Deadwood AthleticChaos Dwarf1530k171/1/180k2 - 01540k70/0/010k33k
OrcantantiOrc1860k81/0/080k1 - 11840k185/0/020k33k
Rollo Funebre !!!Dwarf1880k110/0/070k2 - 01890k160/2/320k31k
Dead Roman Emperor Pun Shambling Undead1480k121/2/030k1 - 01480k92/1/040k33k
Rada badaUnderworld Denizens1730k163/0/150k1 - 11820k142/0/150k39k
Angry NewscastersTomb Kings1800k120/2/020k1 - 11510k125/1/070k30k
Plunder GamesHuman1670k150/1/130k2 - 11900k80/0/060k29k
Never Date Before First BiteVampire1810k131/1/080k1 - 01920k50/0/030k28k
Freaks on Road IINecromantic Horror1840k70/0/030k0 - 41880k245/0/070k35k
Red HeringzNorse1850k192/2/070k2 - 11730k132/0/040k31k
Xtra Fin LizardsLizardmen1880k211/2/080k3 - 11670k110/1/150k26k
Mountain Movers of New WaarghHuman1900k184/0/130k1 - 01640k91/0/060k31k
Squashington LizzardzLizardmen1900k80/0/030k1 - 31500k161/0/020k30k
Collective ChaosChaos Renegade1890k110/0/150k1 - 21810k223/1/050k30k