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Laughing Sickness
Roster [S] Nurglings
{rattle rattle . . . shuffle. . .rattle}

heee heee heee

Okay, Okay, I'll read it, I'll read it . . .

The transition from a normal, fully living person to a servant of Nurgle and his blessed disease can be a scary one. But humor is the best medicine, even for the incurable. So there's nothing scary or diabolical about the crew known as Laughing Sickness. They simply use humor as a way to ease Nurgle's newest converts towards their future as. . .

{SLAM. . .BANG . . .bang bang bang . . .tap. . .tap. . .CRUNCH!!!!!}


{squeak squeak}


. . . Don't you want to come play with us? We have such things to show you, SUCH SHINY TOYS . . .


. . . Come play with us. We'Re Going To Laugh A Lot . . . hee hee hee hee hee . . .

Mr. Nurgle says that if you're good, you can play with us forever. . . .FOREVER!!!


Don'T You Want to Come Play WIth Us?

we'LL havE sucH fuN togetheR

We HaVe SuCh FuN PlAyInG WiTh OuR NeW fRiEnDs .. . DoN't YoU wAnT tO bE OuR FrIeNd?


Ring around the daisies
Pocket full of bladesies
Ashes ashes
You all fall down . . . .


wE'RE wAITING. . .

Team Colors: Whatever they want.

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1ChucklesNurgling5217Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Disturbing Presence, Diving Tacklen, -ag34000442840k (40+40k) 
3Bottle FingerNurgling5227Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Claw, Diving Tackle 38000822640k (40+40k) 
4RellikNurgling5227Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty 700001540k (40+0k) 
5Di LaffingPlaguebearer5228Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Block 14000121290k (90+20k) 
6DripsPlaguebearer5228Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration 000000090k (90+0k) 
7GurglesNurgling5227Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Prehensile Tail, Diving Tackle 26000632740k (40+40k) 
8Foo FooBeast4519Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Guard, Multiple Block, Grab, Stand Firm-ag, n, m3700027264120k (0k) 
10MetzgerNurgling5227Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty 500000040k (40+0k) 
11Mr. TicklesPutrifier5227Sure Hands, Dodge, Big Hand, Disturbing Presence, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Horns, Foul Appearance 22220132570k (70+40k) 
12ShrieksBeast4519Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Guard, Multiple Block, Grab-ag2200011442120k (120+60k) 
13Nick O'TeenPutrifier5227Sure Hands, Dodge, Big Hand, Disturbing Presence, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Foul Appearance 7220011370k (70+20k) 
14Willy the MenaceNurgling5227Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty 1200020440k (40+0k) 
15TepesNurgling5227Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty 600000040k (40+0k) 
16Gil O'TeenNurgling5227Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty 600000040k (40+0k) 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Pentalarc Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurglings Fan Factor: 5  
Team Value: 1280k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 290000 Cheerleaders: 0  
Tournament Weight: 1480k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:38 (2/5/31) |TD Diff:-50 (13 - 63) |Cas Diff:-68 (69/25/7 - 102/42/25)
Last Opponent: Bu Bu Kitty Blockers

 For Against 
Finstercoven KoalasGnome970k101/0/160k0 - 21010k130/1/070k19000
Forest of FoolsAlbion Fae940k50/0/010k0 - 1970k121/1/060k20000
WaldspinnenForest Goblin990k142/2/060k0 - 11100k122/0/280k19000
Littlest DemonsChaos Halfling930k92/0/020k0 - 31050k204/2/060k21000
Valar Morghulis Valar DohaerysEshin Adepts960k174/0/040k1 - 11010k90/1/160k14000
Viva Bertaga IIIGnoblar970k132/2/060k0 - 1980k110/1/030k19000
WCB ChancesPygmy1090k50/0/020k0 - 21090k193/1/050k21000
Silk WeaversForest Goblin1040k141/2/070k1 - 1940k142/0/180k17000
[S.P.L.A.T.] MushroomsForest Goblin1150k91/1/020k0 - 31210k202/2/350k21000
Clawlashing BloodvexersStrigoyan1100k71/0/010k0 - 21110k151/0/170k22000
Flincolnshire ChaosChaos Halfling1190k113/0/010k0 - 21330k245/1/160k28000
Guild of the ShadowEshin Adepts1090k151/1/130k1 - 31000k212/0/170k16000
Flincolnshire ChaosChaos Halfling1260k154/1/040k0 - 21260k198/0/020k26000
Two Quarters GivenChaos Halfling1220k173/1/060k1 - 21150k173/3/060k16000
Bailaavat PygmitPygmy1380k71/0/010k0 - 11500k162/1/180k28000
D. AbuseGoblin Cheaters1180k203/2/160k1 - 01220k51/2/020k24000
I don't know how to name thisSkink1390k121/0/150k1 - 31490k182/0/060k27000
Little Weird CircusGnome1390k122/1/040k0 - 11400k120/2/090k24000
Bouncing Balls of HateSquig Herders1280k71/0/040k0 - 31360k244/1/040k22000
Von MisesEshin Adepts1500k71/0/020k0 - 21240k111/0/060k22000
Kamikaze KhorneChaos Halfling1500k163/1/010k1 - 21240k235/0/170k26000
Night Goblins AttackGoblin Cheaters1540k120/2/050k1 - 21660k151/1/030k23000
Puddles Of BloodChaos Halfling1460k134/0/060k0 - 11480k285/3/260k30000
taratachinSquig Herders1340k132/2/040k0 - 21480k243/2/280k32000
Reform AbuseEshin Adepts1360k81/0/040k0 - 31530k171/1/060k19000
WCB CheatersChaos Halfling1350k142/1/040k1 - 21740k296/2/150k24000
ManchesterLizzardSkink1550k238/1/030k0 - 11570k80/1/070k22000
Krusty KrittersGoblin1570k153/2/050k0 - 31400k182/0/150k26000
Greenfield RumblersPro Halflings1590k121/1/060k1 - 11600k215/1/060k29000
Smells from the Deep!Nurglings1620k71/0/040k0 - 11750k183/1/160k26000
Greenfield RumblersPro Halflings1530k92/0/020k0 - 21730k211/1/280k35000
DirtiesGoblin Cheaters1500k122/0/050k1 - 11550k81/0/020k21000
HospitalStrigoyan1550k112/1/050k0 - 11580k286/3/130k28000
Horrbile PUNishersGoblin Cheaters1290k130/0/150k2 - 11510k143/1/120k21000
__PunkSnotsDead__Snotling1380k101/0/170k0 - 11490k122/0/060k27000
Perry Chiquer's Lunch ClubPro Halflings1560k50/0/020k0 - 11300k266/3/020k20000
TreehouseHorrors of Tzeentch1350k71/0/050k0 - 01690k154/1/050k21000
Bu Bu Kitty BlockersSquig Herders1570k142/1/120k0 - 21350k235/2/240k28000