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Despite their ridiculously poor record they have been paradocks's premier (B) team since he first joined the Box in mid 2513. Towards the end of 2513 with 25 or so games under their belt the infamous coach Oliver 'Depriver' was brought into the franchise figuring that nothing could really get any worse. His results were instantly spectacular as the team took its first major tournament victory in early 2514! Kursed are now setting their sights on greatness...

Head Coach: Oliver the Depriver (former star player of the pro snotling leegs)
Assistant Coaches: Fudda Cragson

Trivia:
- Scoring the first ever Kursed touchdown was a brave journey snotling Zachary Deepspike in their momentous 5th game.

- The original side was formerly known as Kursed 'n Stoopid from the Obsidianlands bone leagues.

- The team was referenced in the song 'If I could stoop lower than a shit-hawk' by orc mob singer Jekke Diddler.

- Was scheduled to play the Battlefrogs for a 2 millionth anniversary match but the frogs refused to face the brutish ogres departing town the night before the match.

- In their Black Cup VI 1st round match, corrupt officials would prevent Bertha from taking the field for Kursed. Outraged fans still believe Bertha may have made all the difference that day.

- Team members have come to be known as "Kursed Til Deff" due to no player being released from a contract prior to death.

- As of their 32nd match, exactly a quarter of their opposition have been Chaos Dwarves


Highest TV: 1800k - 27th match: Crown of Sand V Qualifier 2nd round
Highest Opponent TV: 2040k - 31st match - 1st round Black Cup VI
Highest Gate: 35,000 - 28th match
Best Victory: 1-0
Worst Defeat: 0-6
Highest Treasury Recorded: 390k (after 24th match)
Most Deaths in a Match Recorded: 4 Kills

Top Box Ogres! -- http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams&group=&race=56&nav=10
Top Box Teams! -- http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=teams&nav=10


2514: Crown Of Sand V: Qualifier VII (TD: PurpleChest) - Lost in the 2nd round
2514: Wheel of Chaos V: Khorne Qualifiers - Application was denied as the cut-off was around 1900 to satisfy his majesty
2514: Black Cup VI (TD: Dalfort) - 1st round knockout


© 2513 - 2518 Obsidiom Corp. Kursed® is a registered trademark of Obsidiom Corp. All rights reserved.
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Juggernaut
-av, m 32 0 0 0 11 1 27/31 190k
(0)k
 
2
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
  10 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 140k
(140+0)k
 
3
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Juggernaut
  34 0 2 0 13 6 62/76 220k
(140+80)k
 
4
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block
  7 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 170k
(140+30)k
 
5
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Juggernaut, Grab, Tackle, Break Tackle
  33 0 0 0 37 4 94/176 260k
(140+120)k
 
6
Ogre
5 5 2 8
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
-av 23 0 1 0 5 3 28/31 180k
(140+40)k
 
7
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(0)k
 
8
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  14 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
9
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Feet, Sprint, Catch
n 33 1 6 0 0 5 44/51 80k
(20+60)k
 
10
Gnoblar
4 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
-ma 10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
11
Gnoblar
6 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle, +MA
-av 30 1 0 0 1 3 18/31 70k
(20+50)k
 
12
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Sure Hands
  10 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 50k
(20+30)k
 
13
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  17 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
14
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(20+0)k
 
15
Gnoblar
4 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
-av, -ma, m 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 20k
(0)k
 
16
Gnoblar
6 2 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
+ST, +MA
n 17 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 100k
(20+80)k
 
13 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: paradocks Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1570k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 240k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:34 (5/6/23) |TD Diff:-43 (17 - 60) |Cas Diff:-40 (55/31/14 - 92/37/11)
Last Opponent: Lizzard Hazzle

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Shrimpy PleasureChaos Dwarf990k71/0/140k0 - 1970k80/0/070k13k
Shrimpy PleasureChaos Dwarf990k81/0/020k0 - 2980k152/0/070k16k
Shrimpy PleasureChaos Dwarf1010k71/0/060k0 - 11040k161/1/270k17k
Cosas que saltanSlann940k110/3/040k0 - 11020k101/0/020k19k
Cosas que saltanSlann1010k190/2/1110k1 - 0960k00/0/00k11k
Krox Roxs!Lizardmen1140k122/0/040k1 - 21160k173/0/080k19k
Boxing Fabio FlintstonesNorse1140k91/1/060k0 - 11160k101/1/040k21k
Liga de delfos (el regreso)Chaos Dwarf990k101/0/020k1 - 21000k173/0/060k15k
KöksfranskaChaos Dwarf1160k112/1/020k0 - 01280k153/2/060k22k
Platinum SkylancersHigh Elf1350k162/2/070k1 - 01360k101/1/040k20k
Lézards LézardsLizardmen1340k91/1/060k0 - 31470k181/0/160k24k
OberhasliChaos Chosen1390k71/0/010k0 - 11560k153/0/070k26k
Tree Cull ToffeesWood Elf1480k100/1/040k1 - 11500k172/2/040k17k
FC BloodbathNecromantic Horror1490k154/3/050k0 - 11620k101/0/070k20k
Monkey wrenchNecromantic Horror1550k141/0/250k1 - 21620k234/3/090k27k
eRATicateSkaven1260k91/1/030k0 - 41260k272/1/170k21k
Slime BaronsNurgle1670k91/0/250k0 - 21600k275/3/040k25k
Fiends of the Foggy SkullChaos Dwarf1350k60/0/060k0 - 21350k245/0/160k23k
Plutonium [B]omb SquadHuman1650k70/0/150k0 - 41500k314/1/090k18k
New Vamps on the BloodVampire1650k172/3/020k0 - 61750k374/1/030k28k
Vimes VerminChaos Chosen1670k203/2/150k1 - 11750k182/3/040k19k
Tlaxtalan TyrantsLizardmen1470k112/1/050k0 - 11480k184/1/070k23k
Shadow fortressChaos Dwarf1730k93/0/060k0 - 41670k292/2/260k27k
Fans of FrenzyNorse1340k195/1/260k0 - 41400k316/0/180k27k
{R}ippersHuman1720k122/0/140k1 - 11290k183/1/170k23k
Skabrand ColossiOgre1750k183/3/060k1 - 01540k134/0/020k27k
Welcome RaidersTomb Kings1800k122/0/030k1 - 21720k287/1/150k32k
Hanson's RoughridersLizardmen1760k71/0/040k0 - 11880k204/2/070k35k
ZuzemerLizardmen1690k142/2/020k1 - 11570k193/1/180k27k
Blast-PhlegmyNurgle1770k101/2/230k1 - 01780k91/2/040k30k
Rat-Cing KrépitSkaven1750k163/1/060k1 - 32040k223/0/060k24k
MeatsChaos Dwarf1850k153/1/160k0 - 31860k273/3/080k25k
Cirque de EuphoriaDark Elf1810k131/0/050k2 - 11770k131/2/020k29k
Lizzard HazzleLizardmen1760k152/0/070k2 - 21750k233/3/040k35k