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FUMBBL HAIKU'S

The dwellers of the Glowing Cave were starving. Few were the ones brave enough to go out in the surface, and even there the food was poor, hard to find, never enough to feed all the population. The shamans were spreading a terrible message: Obaronulhulhuk, the God of the Glow, was angry. He wanted to punish the dwellers of the Glowing Cave for their laziness, only way to calm Him down was to please Him with some blood and heroic actions. So they gathered a team and moved on the surface, challenging other races in Blood Bowl games. Will Obaronulhulhuk calm down? Will they survive? No one knows. The Glowing Cave Guys can only try their best. Bringer of nightmares, master of life and death in the Glowing Cave, cruel administrator of fates, nobody knows where He came from. Some legends say He is from another world, others that He was once a goblin infected with an extremely rare kind of Warpstone. He lives in the dark abyss of the Black Pit of Pain, a hole believed to be as deep as the center of the world. We scared Ogres and made them concede We won against one of the best coaches Who said Skaven score a lot? We are Vampire slayers! Was our first really hard game, we won! Winning after a lot of bad games Wonderful win with turn16 TTM! What a great game, decided by another turn16 TTM! Well done with a good defense! Without any doubt, our best game so far Simono Ciccione S1W Tinkle Lotheos Fürst Fertich Else Outsourced, Zucchini and Erbse have been involved in a beautiful triple sacrifice. Lumiel Slippy Toad Tour de Rat, Yag and Momondo joined the second triple sacrifice of our history in this game Mercantil I Car Park II Roland and Sean joined a double sacrifice in this quick game CoalConk and Brian Clumsystone were sacrificed in a truly epic game Jazebell Miffs Filariasis (3) Mutated Ghibli and Khamsin were offered as sacrifice in this game "Diamondfield Jack" Davis Minuet Lassa Target Swet Frankie gave us a serious headache in this game with all his running, jumping and dodging, and in last turn he blitzed our ball carrier after a 10 square rush and took him down just near the touch down line. Alale Alala! (what name is that?) killed Lazlo Lurid. We know these sort of things happen in Blood Bowl and we don't bear him any grudge. Anyway one day we are gonna cut him to pieces, strip his flesh from his bones and roast him on a spit. Poor Lazlo Lurid died for the stupidity of his coach. The man wasted the apo to cure a MNG on Darion Dullmoment and the apo failed, then when Lazlo was killed there were no doctors left to help him. He'll be remebered as great interceptor, good scorer and enemy of cleanliness

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Pacto innombrable	Chaos Renegade	960k	12	1/0/1	60k	1 - 1	960k	14	3/0/0	40k	11k
Jötnar de Niflheim	Norse	1030k	7	0/1/0	50k	0 - 2	1110k	26	4/1/1	80k	25k
Rutton	Ogre	940k	10	0/0/1	120k	1 - 0	940k	0	0/0/0	0k	18k
Fear Of An Elf Planet	Wood Elf	1040k	13	1/0/1	80k	2 - 3	990k	25	2/2/0	70k	10k
Vincere Omnimodo	Skaven	1020k	23	4/2/0	40k	2 - 1	1000k	16	2/0/1	50k	20k
Poky Pirates	Halfling	1150k	10	1/0/0	10k	1 - 2	1290k	23	5/1/0	80k	20k
Yoo Da Ogrea	Ogre	1200k	14	3/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1330k	15	1/0/1	50k	17k
Thuradin's Raiders	Norse	1230k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1260k	23	3/1/0	60k	19k
Gros-Tas de la Gouge	Chaos Renegade	1260k	12	2/0/1	10k	0 - 1	1370k	16	3/1/0	70k	26k
Sewer's Red with Blood	Skaven	1250k	15	1/3/0	70k	2 - 0	1270k	7	0/0/1	70k	25k
Razor Blades FC	Dark Elf	1310k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1290k	21	3/1/1	70k	29k
Warpstone Sanguine	Skaven	1220k	23	1/2/0	70k	4 - 1	1150k	15	1/0/1	30k	25k
Devon Raiders	Norse	1430k	9	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1420k	15	2/0/0	60k	25k
king of sparte	Dark Elf	1290k	15	1/1/0	40k	2 - 3	1190k	22	1/0/1	50k	22k
Meadow Glade Gladiators	Wood Elf	1380k	9	1/1/0	30k	0 - 4	1680k	33	4/2/1	80k	35k
Faculty Five	Vampire	1330k	20	4/1/0	70k	3 - 0	1440k	6	0/0/0	40k	26k
Danish Girls II	Amazon	1510k	17	3/0/1	20k	2 - 2	1420k	19	2/1/0	60k	23k
Eternal Death	Shambling Undead	1510k	15	1/0/1	60k	2 - 1	1620k	12	0/1/1	20k	25k
Les Allumés de Krishna	Wood Elf	1430k	11	0/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1520k	19	2/1/0	60k	31k
Vegetables may be deadly	Nurgle	1500k	25	3/2/3	70k	1 - 0	1440k	11	2/1/0	40k	30k
Edged Souls	Amazon	1560k	11	3/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1540k	16	2/0/0	70k	30k
Nut Krackers	Ogre	1620k	25	4/1/0	60k	3 - 1	1620k	14	4/0/0	30k	24k
Deaths Shadow	Dark Elf	1680k	9	1/1/0	20k	0 - 3	1850k	25	4/0/1	30k	22k
Gunslingers of the Old West	Chaos Chosen	1540k	13	2/2/0	60k	0 - 1	1540k	18	3/0/1	70k	40k
Gothick_C[r]usade[r]s	Necromantic Horror	1640k	6	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1590k	19	2/2/1	70k	28k
Streetfighter Alpha 3	Lizardmen	1510k	13	3/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1510k	15	6/0/0	50k	32k
Italian Phoenix	Elven Union	1690k	20	4/0/1	20k	2 - 3	1690k	16	0/0/0	80k	28k
Intrepid Buccaneers	Human	1690k	22	2/3/0	50k	2 - 1	1600k	14	2/0/1	50k	37k
Delta Meat Vandals	Necromantic Horror	1670k	11	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1530k	17	3/0/0	60k	31k
Nam Royals	High Elf	1710k	14	3/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1860k	9	0/0/0	70k	36k
Animated Amphibians	Slann	1720k	15	1/0/1	70k	2 - 2	1760k	13	1/0/0	20k	28k
Thorontaesi Saints	High Elf	1710k	12	0/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1710k	21	3/0/1	80k	32k
Cubic	Skaven	1770k	15	1/1/3	60k	0 - 3	1830k	22	1/2/1	50k	36k
Sin City Reavers	Dark Elf	1720k	13	2/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1670k	12	1/0/0	30k	37k
Derecho	Wood Elf	1860k	14	2/0/1	60k	1 - 3	1710k	25	4/0/0	60k	34k
Sick of the Wood	Wood Elf	1860k	16	1/0/1	50k	3 - 2	1910k	15	2/0/0	40k	37k
king of rome	Wood Elf	1910k	12	1/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1970k	16	1/1/0	20k	24k
Cloverfield Corpse Carriers	Shambling Undead	1820k	13	2/0/0	60k	1 - 0	1870k	15	5/0/0	20k	25k
Beef Heart	Chaos Renegade	1790k	18	2/0/2	120k	1 - 0	1820k	2	1/0/0	0k	27k
minimountain minings	Chaos Dwarf	1800k	19	0/2/2	70k	2 - 1	1750k	14	3/0/0	20k	36k
Slim Chance Brigade	Elven Union	1840k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1800k	24	2/1/0	70k	37k
Dee Dee Ramonas	Amazon	1620k	12	1/1/1	20k	0 - 2	1540k	20	3/2/0	70k	36k
9th Squad Bridgeburners	Dark Elf	1770k	23	3/3/0	60k	1 - 2	1880k	26	6/0/0	60k	25k
Fearing of Evil Lucien	Nurgle	1840k	16	2/1/1	40k	1 - 1	1290k	11	2/0/0	20k	29k
Sewer Suckers	Skaven	1840k	19	3/1/2	50k	2 - 1	1880k	12	1/0/0	70k	33k
Chèvre Cheese	Chaos Chosen	1840k	8	1/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1750k	16	1/1/0	20k	29k
Song of Ice	Norse	1820k	15	2/0/0	20k	2 - 2	1760k	19	3/0/0	40k	25k
Forlorn Surfers	Norse	1910k	11	3/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1910k	29	5/3/2	50k	28k
Tuerats, Tuerats pas	Halfling	1310k	18	3/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1440k	10	2/0/0	60k	28k
Old Wild West Gunslingers	Human	1750k	12	1/1/1	40k	1 - 1	1860k	20	5/1/0	30k	31k
Hop on Pop	Slann	1780k	16	3/1/1	10k	1 - 2	1840k	17	3/0/0	80k	30k
Silly Trapped	Dark Elf	1870k	16	2/1/1	20k	1 - 1	1750k	17	1/0/2	30k	35k
Forlorn Surfers	Norse	1900k	10	1/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1750k	18	5/0/0	80k	36k
A Well-Read Pestilence	Nurgle	1900k	11	1/2/0	10k	0 - 2	1820k	20	1/1/1	40k	34k
Scharfe Biester	Chaos Chosen	1700k	17	4/2/0	60k	1 - 1	1740k	10	1/0/0	50k	40k
Fried Lamb Knuckles	Human	1840k	21	2/2/1	30k	2 - 2	1740k	25	6/1/1	70k	39k
Guide du saut unique	Wood Elf	1810k	22	3/2/0	60k	2 - 4	1730k	24	1/1/0	40k	31k
Denver Darkness	Dark Elf	1480k	13	2/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1570k	20	4/0/1	20k	29k
-Pestilent Corps-	Nurgle	1790k	14	1/1/1	50k	1 - 1	1740k	16	3/4/0	60k	32k
New Ratland Patriots	Skaven	1520k	16	3/2/0	60k	0 - 3	1420k	20	1/0/1	80k	28k