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Half-Life Glowing was formed when eleven men were offered the opportunity to swap a life of mining uranium for glory on the sportsfield. By this time the men had spent so long around radioactive materials that they had begun to decay themselves and were only half the height of their above-ground brethren. Even so, they leaped at the chance, if you can call getting four inches off the ground a "leap". Players that have undergone terminal decay - Radium-226. Founder member. 9 games. Killed by an unskilled Amazonian. Radon-222. 3 games. Killed during a mass-casualty event hosted by Retro21. Bismuth-214. 5 games. Retired after another mass-casualty event by AdyBrooke. Strontium-90. Founder member. 14 games. Retired by AdyBrooke. Lead-210. 1 game. Fouled to death on his debut by a snotling. Thorium-234. Founder member. 20 games. Retired after smashing his collar bone. Polonium-210. Played 6 games without earning an SPP. Resurrected after dying to a zombie. Bismuth-210. Played 8 games but developed a dangerous niggle in his molecular structure. Cobalt-57. Founder member. 23 games. Retired after unusual instability was detected in his nucleus. Lead-214. Founder member. 27 games. Killed by a vicious ST4 pro-elf blitzer. Polonium-218. Founder member. Retired after a crack appeared at a sub-atomic level. Neptunium-237. Founder member. 65 spp. Killed by an Amazonian catcher after his third failed "sure-hands" pick-up of the match. Technetium-99. Founder member. 38 games before his quarks were quorked by an unskilled line-elf and he had to retire. Gadolinium-153. 16 games, 4 spp. Fouled to death by a rookie beastman Cadmium-109. Founder member. 44 games, 80 spp. Collar bone smashed after being mistakenly one-die blocked by a noob marauder. Polonium-214. 41 games, 8 spp. A slow starter. Lost a great deal of strength after colliding with a vicious monkey. In two matches played on the same day - caused one BH - sustained six BH, four permanent injuries and one death This prompted the team manager to acquire the use of a high-energy particle accelerator, known as Hadron. After Hadron triple-skulled on a game-ending TD drive it was melted down for scrap. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
34 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 13/16 | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 2 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 1 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow, Fend, Dodge, Pro |
-ag | 54 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 22 | 7 | 79/176 | 180k
(70+110)k |
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| 3 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
28 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 25/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 4 |
Blocker
|
4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
11 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 5 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Block, Kick, Tackle, Fend |
26 | 1 | 19 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 67/76 | 160k
(80+80)k |
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| 7 |
Runner
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull Block, Dodge, Tackle, Leader, Kick-Off Return |
54 | 3 | 36 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 140/176 | 190k
(80+110)k |
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| 8 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Tackle, Guard |
10 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 19/31 | 120k
(80+40)k |
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| 9 |
Blitzer
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm |
30 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 4 | 46/51 | 140k
(80+60)k |
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| 10 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull Juggernaut, Stand Firm |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 19/31 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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| 11 |
Troll Slayer
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5 | 4 | 2 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull +ST, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Juggernaut |
32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 4 | 52/76 | 200k
(90+110)k |
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| 12 |
Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 70k
(70+0)k |
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| 14 |
Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull +ST, Guard |
32 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 19/31 | 140k
(70+70)k |
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| Games Played: | 55 (37/9/9) | | | TD Diff: | 42 (82 - 40) | | | Cas Diff: | 80 (88/34/20 - 36/19/7) |
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| Last Opponent: Vihinghi Briahi | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Lords Of The Wardance | Wood Elf | 1000k | 19 | 2/2/0 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 990k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 12k |
| Waxed Moustachios | Dwarf | 1010k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 2 | 1080k | 16 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 13k |
| Slann are the Future | Slann | 1020k | 17 | 2/2/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1310k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 15k |
| Recycled 'Greats' | Necromantic Horror | 1080k | 17 | 3/0/1 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1170k | 11 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 24k |
| Dancing Goats | Chaos Chosen | 1120k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 970k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 17k |
| Wan Ikerson Rules | Dark Elf | 1180k | 10 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1350k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 25k |
| Assassins Utd | Dark Elf | 1240k | 17 | 1/2/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1220k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 21k |
| Vatrachoi | Slann | 1270k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1330k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 18k |
| Sydrar River Spear Shakers | Amazon | 1280k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1100k | 8 | 0/0/1 | 20k | 21k |
| BBC Ball Kickaz | Orc | 1340k | 17 | 3/0/0 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1030k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 21k |
| Assassins Utd | Dark Elf | 1460k | 18 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1380k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 20k |
| Rentons Rowdy Roughnecks | Goblin | 1510k | 25 | 6/0/2 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1460k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 28k |
| Chaos Redemptionists | Chaos Renegade | 1500k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1810k | 25 | 4/1/1 | 70k | 26k |
| P'orc'kers | Orc | 1400k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 0 - 2 | 1510k | 25 | 2/3/0 | 60k | 21k |
| A Gentlemen and a Snotters | Ogre | 1500k | 14 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1640k | 11 | 0/1/1 | 20k | 31k |
| Rats Templar | Skaven | 1570k | 15 | 0/1/2 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1190k | 16 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 24k |
| Order of the Last Order | Chaos Chosen | 1680k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1800k | 14 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 28k |
| Dead Valmos | Necromantic Horror | 1700k | 23 | 1/2/3 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1520k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 25k |
| Warpstone Roughriders | Skaven | 1750k | 17 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1230k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 27k |
| Iron Peak Gold Diggers | Dwarf | 1760k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 3 | 1630k | 20 | 0/2/0 | 60k | 26k |
| Desain Knights | Necromantic Horror | 1560k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1800k | 13 | 1/0/1 | 50k | 31k |
| Tally-HO Elves ! | Elven Union | 1760k | 21 | 2/1/2 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1030k | 12 | 0/2/0 | 50k | 20k |
| Iron Peak Gold Diggers | Dwarf | 1660k | 16 | 4/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1650k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 33k |
| Vatrachoi | Slann | 1790k | 17 | 2/1/0 | 80k | 2 - 2 | 1210k | 13 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 26k |
| P'orc'kers | Orc | 1740k | 9 | 1/0/1 | 20k | 0 - 0 | 1720k | 9 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 33k |
| Sydrar River Spear Shakers | Amazon | 1610k | 21 | 3/1/1 | 60k | 2 - 0 | 1350k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 26k |
| Pro Academicians | Elven Union | 1790k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1560k | 15 | 1/0/1 | 40k | 29k |
| Red Bandana's | Elven Union | 1780k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 20k | 1 - 3 | 1720k | 21 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 33k |
| Sydrar River Spear Shakers | Amazon | 1660k | 23 | 4/1/1 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1370k | 10 | 1/0/1 | 40k | 29k |
| Gore Tusk Cavaliers | Orc | 1730k | 18 | 3/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1510k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 33k |
| Baker Street Irregulars | Human | 1560k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1690k | 11 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 29k |
| Find Your Own Truth | Human | 1580k | 15 | 1/0/1 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1590k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 10k | 34k |
| SAACKED Unusuals | Chaos Renegade | 1600k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1500k | 6 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 26k |
| SAACKED Unusuals | Chaos Renegade | 1630k | 18 | 1/0/1 | 50k | 3 - 0 | 1540k | 11 | 1/2/0 | 10k | 23k |
| Lasharon Generals | Elven Union | 1420k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 90k | 2 - 1 | 1390k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 26k |
| Man U Eldars | Elven Union | 1700k | 14 | 0/3/0 | 80k | 1 - 1 | 1700k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 34k |
| Skenefield Scuttlers | Skaven | 1740k | 17 | 2/0/1 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1620k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 31k |
| Man U Eldars | Elven Union | 1770k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1950k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 34k |
| Man U Eldars | Elven Union | 1800k | 12 | 0/2/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1830k | 11 | 1/1/0 | 40k | 38k |
| Memento Mori FC | Necromantic Horror | 1760k | 14 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1600k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 31k |
| Smoking Joes | Skaven | 1710k | 21 | 3/0/1 | 80k | 2 - 1 | 1810k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 33k |
| Bugman's Brewmeisters | Dwarf | 1830k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 2080k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 39k |
| SAACKED Unusuals | Chaos Renegade | 1830k | 15 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1740k | 11 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 35k |
| Lords of Mutability | Chaos Chosen | 1850k | 17 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1450k | 11 | 1/0/1 | 20k | 33k |
| Butterfly Catastrophe | Chaos Renegade | 1880k | 12 | 0/1/1 | 70k | 1 - 1 | 1660k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 36k |
| Mount Ari Metalworkers | Dwarf | 1740k | 18 | 3/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1390k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 32k |
 Dancing Goats | Chaos Chosen | 1770k | 15 | 0/2/0 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1600k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 41k |
| Out of My (L)eague | Norse | 1810k | 19 | 2/1/0 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1700k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 31k |
| Out of My (L)eague | Norse | 1830k | 15 | 2/0/0 | 80k | 2 - 0 | 1810k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 28k |
| Claw FTW! | Chaos Chosen | 1860k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 2 | 1820k | 14 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 37k |
| Kentish Gobbo's | Goblin | 1870k | 21 | 5/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 1 | 1480k | 12 | 2/1/0 | 40k | 30k |
| los rockeros de la puebla | High Elf | 1740k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 120k | 1 - 0 | 1730k | 0 | 0/0/0 | 0k | 35k |
| Angel's of Death | Necromantic Horror | 1880k | 10 | 0/0/1 | 50k | 1 - 2 | 1870k | 14 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 31k |
| Almighty Ape Overlords | Simyin | 1890k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 1830k | 9 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 38k |
| Vihinghi Briahi | Norse | 1870k | 23 | 4/1/1 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1740k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 40k |