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Dumb Ways to High
Retired [B] High Elf








Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder, what's this red button will do?

Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms



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Be safe around trains!

ARR Season XIII sprint: WWLWTWWWWWWTWWWL
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Set fire to your hair
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Tackle, Side Step
   17 5 9 0 3 0 38/ 160k
(100+60)k
  
2
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge, Side Step
   17 3 5 0 3 0 24/ 140k
(100+40)k
  
3
Eat medicine that's out of date
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Wrestle, Dodge, Strip Ball
 m 16 1 3 0 2 4 34/ 150k
(0)k
  
5
Get your toast out with a fork
Catcher
8 4 4 7
Catch
Juggernaut, +ST, Frenzy
   15 0 11 0 4 1 46/ 190k
(90+100)k
  
6
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Accurate
   10 5 1 0 0 1 13/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
7
Do your own electrical work
Lineman
5 3 4 8
Guard
 -ma 16 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
9
Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick
   16 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
10
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Wrestle
   17 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
11
Scratch a drug dealers brand new ride
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Guard
   17 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
12
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
17
Xavier Deepbrook
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
18
Robert Whiteorc
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: happygrue Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1480k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 470k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1630k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (12/2/3) |TD Diff:19 (30 - 11) |Cas Diff:-19 (7/4/5 - 22/11/2)
Last Opponent: Wu Tan Clan

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Blow Up Your PlaneChaos Renegade990k50/0/010k0 - 21000k110/0/050k11k
Dwarf Beer FactoryDwarf990k181/0/250k2 - 11030k90/0/060k12k
Arkatalink's PrideChaos Chosen1090k80/0/060k1 - 01140k111/2/050k14k
NordiksNorse1080k71/0/050k0 - 11160k121/0/180k26k
Dirty FellasGoblin1200k291/0/130k6 - 01140k92/0/030k23k
Holy Elfball, BatmanHigh Elf1280k71/0/050k0 - 01240k60/0/070k23k
Zombie DiceShambling Undead1380k140/1/070k2 - 11380k101/0/070k28k
Chaos All Stars {B} Chaos Renegade1410k110/0/040k2 - 11620k212/2/050k34k
Strato VarioxNorse1350k140/1/050k2 - 01410k154/1/030k34k
Chaos BalorsChaos Chosen1350k210/0/270k3 - 01290k121/1/040k25k
Angry GreensOrc1440k171/0/080k3 - 01380k91/0/060k24k
Friends of FrenzyOrc1560k110/1/070k1 - 01550k71/0/020k35k
SkavikkiMaNonApraSkaven1600k101/0/020k1 - 11570k141/1/080k34k
Old School [B]oxTomb Kings1520k120/0/050k2 - 11440k141/2/030k35k
Les Gros d'iciOgre1530k181/0/050k3 - 01490k113/0/040k34k
fieOrc1570k140/1/070k2 - 11620k110/1/020k33k
Wu Tan ClanChaos Chosen1450k50/0/070k0 - 21510k173/1/130k35k