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Headed For The Hospital
Retired [R] Elven Union

Guys who went to the hospital
Barry Fieldborn - a player from the starting roster. We'll miss him

Ace Bonanza - member from the starting roster and first captain of the team. After retirement he started a Elfburger chain

Norbert McFumble - a good player killed in a stupid ridiculous game. He would have deserved a better career

Warren Greasepuddle - he sacrificed his life for a greater good

Jason Chips - he had great expectations about his future. He was wrong

Leobald Chitterchat - we blame the apothecary for that

Uto Brightmoon - somebody has to delete his Elfbook profile now

Wobby Brows - loving father, dear husband and great drug dealer

Hugh Bug - now he regrets he never subscribed for injury insurance

Fungus Preep - a lino's life is never easy, seldom long

Lolly Pop - he didn't even like this game

Saggy Belafonte - 19 games and only 5 SPP. He was obviously no good

Dartmond Drooldaisy - his girlfriend is already going out with someone else

Tuddley Tuddlestool - he insisted in wanting to play. What else could we do?

Puddy Pog - nobody is going to miss him

Chipper Chops - now he will start to study to become an apothecary

Robby Bolts - he's been in the team for long time. Maybe he will become assistant coach

Geppard Gits - he snored really bad at night. Everyone's glad he's dead

Chappy Wolks - he died in first turn. He missed the rest of a great game

Shifty Shaggs - the apo was acctually laughing at his death

Bribber Spriffs - it was his birthday

Linland Fripfrapple - one moment before being killed he was still alive




Guys we sent to the hospital
Evgeny Irontooth - from the pitch to the morgue in only 16 turns

"Beast-Mode" Boris - not so fast anymore, but he got a nice pair of crutches

Bolrrond Sagehollow - they won, but he wasn't so happy

Postre - his famous last words were "Please, don't hurt me!"

Chupacabras - got 6 SPP and died in the same game. Wonder what skill he rolled in the grave

Petite Jean comme vous et moi - long name, short life

Mr. Sign - doctors said he can still play BB, after all

Curly - that's what you get when you put your horns in the wrong place

Sonia - so many times her parents told her to go back to college and get a proper job

Nightbird "Warpstone fling" - he could play with Snotlings, maybe

Lilian Llobregat - now teach the angels how to clean a kitchen

lissli - tripped on a banana peel and got his skull gracefully smashed

The Amazing Dan - he was amazed to be still alive after that beating

DP Zombie - you only live twice

Truckerpunk "Blackle is Black" - he was so small we kept tripping over him

Lee Byrne - can't say we are sorry about that


Facts
First defeat

The vampire team Transilvanian Style retired after suffering a big beating against Headed For The Hospital

Headed For The Hospital managed to get the tie in this game fielding only 4 players against 11 opponents

Their longest undefeated strike lasted 5 games

Without fear of massive clawpomber spread Headed For The Hospital faced the Nurgle team Aestus in Lectulo, teaching them how elfball works and gaining one of their greatest victories
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
3
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Diving Tackle, Strip Ball, Wrestle
  42 3 7 1 9 5 69/ 190k
(110+80)k
 
4
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves Of Steel
Dodge, Block
  16 5 3 0 1 0 16/ 140k
(100+40)k
 
5
Lineman
6 3 4 7   4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
7
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Dodge
  8 4 1 0 0 1 12/ 90k
(70+20)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle
  48 1 0 0 12 5 50/ 130k
(60+70)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
  15 0 1 0 2 2 17/ 100k
(60+40)k
 
17
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
18
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
19
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 7
Loner
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
8 players  
Coach: Crook666 Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Elven Union Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1280k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 270k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1280k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:49 (17/9/23) |TD Diff:-6 (64 - 70) |Cas Diff:-30 (60/24/8 - 66/39/17)
Last Opponent: Ammo Zone

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Leprosos TeamNurgle1000k141/0/080k1 - 01080k50/0/030k17k
Chernobyl Lab RatsSkaven1030k130/1/160k1 - 11040k173/1/070k18k
Wooden ShipsWood Elf1110k131/1/010k1 - 31170k222/0/080k21k
Trans Vision VampsVampire1170k91/0/070k0 - 31070k181/2/050k19k
Transilvanian StyleVampire1100k242/0/260k2 - 11000k131/1/030k20k
High school chess teamElven Union1240k161/0/060k2 - 31240k210/2/050k26k
Splat is like music in my earsUnderworld Denizens1170k00/0/00k0 - 11170k170/1/1110k25k
Scurvy ScuttlersHuman1190k130/0/070k2 - 21360k243/1/260k23k
AS AnnecyHuman1250k161/0/040k2 - 21230k170/2/030k29k
Key MakerWood Elf1300k130/0/070k2 - 11440k121/0/030k21k
Rats in the Walls!Skaven1330k172/0/020k1 - 21320k131/0/070k26k
D'Elven SpurDark Elf1370k110/0/050k1 - 21300k163/1/050k30k
Reinickendorf RaidersDark Elf1370k111/0/030k1 - 21310k160/1/060k23k
Sewer scrumSkaven1300k183/0/040k2 - 21240k141/0/020k23k
FiscVampire1480k252/0/150k4 - 01580k50/0/060k34k
Dark CityDark Elf1510k141/1/070k1 - 11360k151/1/140k28k
Splat is like music in my earsUnderworld Denizens1380k132/0/080k1 - 11280k122/0/020k29k
Wocs up DocChaos Chosen1360k181/1/040k2 - 11220k121/1/030k21k
Hoi BarbaroiNorse1500k91/0/010k1 - 21470k213/1/140k26k
Facili CostumiAmazon1440k140/0/170k2 - 11420k101/0/070k27k
Quetzls Jungle FightersLizardmen1610k182/0/0110k2 - 11570k30/0/00k32k
Meta Wood ElvesWood Elf1630k60/0/060k0 - 31730k223/0/040k33k
Left My Heart In San FranciscoHalfling1620k346/2/050k3 - 11710k142/2/060k40k
CubicSkaven1680k202/1/070k1 - 31530k191/0/050k23k
Raised RadicalsNecromantic Horror1780k110/0/040k1 - 21620k151/1/080k24k
Silver Hawks FCHigh Elf1740k120/0/050k2 - 21710k213/1/030k30k
Na CoillearnachaWood Elf1660k234/1/020k2 - 01660k100/1/160k27k
Up the Creek without a PaddleAmazon1720k80/0/130k0 - 11700k101/0/040k36k
Na CoillearnachaWood Elf1840k254/0/060k3 - 01540k101/1/030k26k
Leap N DieSlann1790k60/0/050k0 - 11830k121/1/080k35k
Ransack!!!!Chaos Renegade1680k222/1/060k3 - 01680k132/0/220k26k
Terminal City RicochetDark Elf1930k203/0/050k2 - 11990k153/0/130k39k
Die Harder!Skaven1910k162/0/070k1 - 11860k192/2/180k32k
Dertyu HulkSkaven1790k111/0/050k0 - 41770k261/2/050k24k
People with ProblemsHuman1660k90/0/060k1 - 31670k302/5/070k31k
lurlissssssssssssssHigh Elf1440k110/2/050k1 - 01490k81/0/040k29k
Left My Heart In San FranciscoHalfling1870k111/1/120k0 - 11750k163/1/040k31k
Wooden ShipsWood Elf1780k151/1/070k2 - 01680k91/0/020k32k
Little KaltensUnderworld Denizens1900k132/2/050k0 - 11850k152/0/180k29k
Flee BagsNecromantic Horror1900k91/0/160k0 - 21820k212/3/060k26k
Chewing RodentsSkaven1640k131/1/030k1 - 31550k140/0/070k42k
RuetteWood Elf1990k111/0/050k1 - 11960k100/2/070k25k
Left My Heart In San FranciscoHalfling1730k273/3/070k2 - 01760k70/0/020k32k
Aestus in LectuloNurgle2040k100/0/090k1 - 02050k133/0/240k23k
British Irish LionsHuman1990k140/1/060k2 - 31950k190/1/050k28k
All Greek To Me!Lizardmen1970k70/1/060k0 - 22020k171/0/260k36k
British Irish LionsHuman1960k222/1/060k3 - 01800k112/0/060k27k
Naggaroth ZaphyrsDark Elf1990k172/2/040k1 - 21880k172/0/060k35k
Ammo ZoneAmazon1980k00/0/00k0 - 11950k232/1/290k41k