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Head Coach: Kurl Kranzky Assistant Coaches: [Taking applicants on a pro bone-o basis] Cheerleading Squad: The Crispy Piglets [Records] Highest Fan Factor: 4 (8th match) Highest Gate: 27k (12th match) [Tourneys] 2017: XFL XI Halfling (TD: Cloggy) 2019: XFL XIII Halfling (TD: Bazakastine) [Trivia] - Famously known coach for his autobiographical account of "How I Did Half-a-Million Weiners (and Got Paid for It!)" - Proud members of the esteemed 2,000 KLUB since the team's inception. *CURRENTLY ON HIATUS* - Sponsored by the aristocratic Rapkit Rafkin, owner of "mmmmm bacon". A company specializing in the manufacture of pork tasting substitute meat products. The team played their first two matches with a team name that was a namesake to Rapkit before commerce restrictions forced the name change. - Joined the ARR foundation early 2515 after being visited by the prophet Measly Shrewd and instructed to embark upon the path of righteousness. - Retired 2 of the first 5 teams they played against (dwarf & dark elf). - The source of their luck is rumoured to be from the specially prepared pre-match pulled pork. [New Recruits] Apply within! THEME MUSIC: BUTCHER BABIES - They're Coming To Take Me Away TEAM UNIFORM: Their vest is red with white stripes and white sleeves, worn with long black pants. © 2514 - 2517 Spirituakill Inc. Brothers In ARRms® is a registered trademark of Spirituakill Inc. All spite's reserved. .............._________...................................______ _-----____/ ========================|___sK_| | ______________/ | ___--_/(_) ^ |___ --- |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Treeman
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2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber! Block |
n | 14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 14/16 | 150k
(120+30)k |
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| 2 |
Treeman
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2 | 6 | 1 | 10 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber! Grab, Guard |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 0 | 22/31 | 160k
(120+40)k |
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| 3 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Block, Side Step |
15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 25/31 | 80k
(30+50)k |
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| 4 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 5 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 7 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 8 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Mighty Blow, +MA |
-ma | 12 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2 | 19/31 | 90k
(30+60)k |
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| 9 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Dirty Player |
-av, m | 15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8/16 | 60k
(0)k |
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| 10 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Sure Feet |
10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 50k
(30+20)k |
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| 11 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle |
14 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 35/51 | 100k
(30+70)k |
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| 12 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty Catch |
15 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 13/16 | 50k
(30+20)k |
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| 13 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 14 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 16 |
Halfling Hopeful
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5 | 2 | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
14 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 30k
(30+0)k |
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| 13 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 15 (5/0/10) | | | TD Diff: | -8 (12 - 20) | | | Cas Diff: | -11 (25/7/6 - 31/13/5) |
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| Last Opponent: Street Flings | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Boxputzkühe | Chaos Chosen | 910k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 0 - 1 | 1000k | 16 | 2/2/0 | 50k | 10k |
| Chaos Bannermen | Chaos Chosen | 910k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 0 - 1 | 960k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 11k |
| Dwaves that Run | Dwarf | 910k | 12 | 0/1/1 | 80k | 1 - 0 | 1000k | 11 | 4/0/0 | 40k | 19k |
| ERGH (Ex-Refs-Gobbo-Hitskwad) | Goblin | 1000k | 19 | 4/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1000k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 19k |
| Gotikitos | Dark Elf | 1060k | 10 | 0/0/1 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 990k | 13 | 0/2/0 | 20k | 24k |
| Vi nide Yiou [B] | Halfling | 1020k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 960k | 9 | 3/0/0 | 60k | 12k |
| Something Something Jump | Slann | 1140k | 12 | 1/0/1 | 90k | 1 - 0 | 1030k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 19k |
| I am a Rookie | Slann | 1170k | 8 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1030k | 23 | 2/2/1 | 40k | 26k |
| Warpstone Plaguemasters (B) | Skaven | 1080k | 11 | 1/2/0 | 50k | 0 - 3 | 1110k | 24 | 3/1/1 | 50k | 25k |
| Sniffer's Short-legged Boys | Dwarf | 1170k | 12 | 1/0/1 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 1130k | 20 | 3/1/0 | 60k | 22k |
| Dudes in a Sauna | Norse | 1230k | 13 | 1/2/2 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1250k | 12 | 1/1/0 | 60k | 15k |
| BrainDeadPain_Box | Shambling Undead | 1260k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1380k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 27k |
| Casualties R Us | Halfling | 1350k | 26 | 5/1/0 | 20k | 3 - 2 | 1710k | 23 | 5/1/1 | 40k | 20k |
| Street Flings | Halfling | 1260k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 1 - 2 | 1590k | 20 | 3/1/1 | 80k | 31k |
| Street Flings | Halfling | 1190k | 16 | 4/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1740k | 19 | 2/1/1 | 70k | 25k |