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Patriot Guard
P [R] Dwarf

Following the strict patriot training program.

Patriot Base Camp:
  1. First and foremost, improve your physique when you have a chance.
  2. If you are a quick learner, enroll in additional DODGE course.
  3. Learn to BLOCK out all non-patriot influences.
  4. Normal training consists of lessons about how to GUARD.

Patriot Advanced Camp for members who have completed the basics:
  1. The quickest of you will learn to JUMP UP to protect the country whenever you sense a threat.
  2. You've all had your guns since you were kids, but now you are trained to handle them to deal a MIGHTY BLOW to alien threts!
  3. By embracing the patriot ideology, you can STAND FIRM against twisted foreign reasoning.
  4. Never forget to GRAB some extra ammo when preparing for action!




Tournaments:

XFL X Dwarf - Eliminated in Round 2


FUMBBL Smack Scheduled - Brawl XII - Eliminated in Round 1


FUMBBL Minors 1900TW III-5 - Eliminated in Round 1
FUMBBL Minors 1900TW II-2 - Eliminated in Round 3


Royal Rookie Rumble CCXCIX - Eliminated in Round 1




TopName#
GamesDale Randolph
28
Completions (13)John Johnson
Jim-Bob Franklin
Maurice Miller
3
Touchdowns (36)Mary Smith
16
Interceptions (1)Brad Washington
1
Casualties (51)Billy-Bob Adams
Hank Sherman
8
Most Valuable Player (28)Dale Randolph
5
Star Player Points (365)Mary Smith
59
Passing (28)Mary Smith
11
Rushing (760)Mary Smith
277
Blocks (1366)Hank Sherman
164
Fouls (28)Randy King
8
Scoring ThrowerJohn Johnson
Jim-Bob Franklin
Maurice Miller
3
Blocking ThrowerJim-Bob Franklin
Mary Smith
2
Blocking ScorerBilly-Bob Adams
Jim-Bob Franklin
Cletus Bush
Mary Smith
2
TripleJim-Bob Franklin
Mary Smith
2
All-rounder

Table by

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mary Smith
Runner
7 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
+MA, Block, Dodge, Fend
   20 2 16 0 2 1 59/76 180k
(80+100)k
  
2
Maurice Miller
Runner
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands, Thick Skull
Block
 m 9 3 3 0 1 0 14/16 100k
(0)k
  
3
Billy-Bob Adams
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
   27 1 2 0 8 1 28/31 120k
(80+40)k
  
4
Jim-Bob Franklin
Blitzer
5 3 3 9
Block, Thick Skull
Guard, Dodge
   27 3 4 0 2 2 29/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
5
Cletus Bush
Troll Slayer
7 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Guard, +MA, +MA
   27 0 2 0 3 4 32/51 170k
(90+80)k
  
6
Hank Sherman
Troll Slayer
5 3 2 8
Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   26 0 0 0 8 4 36/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
7
Brad Washington
Blocker
4 2 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
 -st, m 27 0 0 1 3 1 13/16 90k
(0)k
  
9
Sam Hummer
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10
Chip Houston
Blocker
3 3 1 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
 -av, -ag, -ma 24 0 0 0 7 4 34/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
11
Dale Randolph
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm
   28 0 0 0 4 5 33/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
12
Randy King
Deathroller
4 7 1 10
Break Tackle, Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Loner, Mighty Blow, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stand Firm
   13 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 160k
(160+0)k
  
13
Tammy Thirteen
Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
17
Vincent Hotshield
Journeyman Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: tuomaa Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Dwarf Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1680k (±860) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 780k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1870k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:28 (12/5/11) |TD Diff:-1 (36 - 37) |Cas Diff:2 (26/20/9 - 32/17/4)
Last Opponent: Uusiverikulho

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Dancing on your GravesWood Elf1000k112/0/050k1 - 2990k120/0/060k11k
Chaos Wastes of LifeChaos Renegade1040k140/2/150k1 - 01100k80/1/040k19k
_Evil United_Chaos Renegade1070k170/3/030k2 - 01110k92/0/050k11k
PucelarcozOrc1130k80/0/050k1 - 11100k100/1/030k21k
noir désir 10Dark Elf1150k181/0/230k2 - 11090k100/0/020k23k
Greensnot MaraudersChaos Renegade1200k151/1/060k2 - 01100k93/0/030k18k
Li Mortacci vostriShambling Undead1240k110/1/050k1 - 21130k212/2/130k17k
Phoenix Blood Bowl ClubHigh Elf1240k171/2/170k1 - 21390k140/1/070k28k
Whips of Karond Kar Dark Elf1280k162/0/070k2 - 01280k90/0/020k23k
jevi llanoTomb Kings1340k150/2/070k2 - 11330k162/2/030k18k
Bondabur GoliathsShambling Undead1260k131/2/050k2 - 11280k101/0/050k29k
Pro PlaneteersElven Union1430k223/1/150k2 - 31420k150/0/060k30k
Terror Australis IIChaos Chosen1420k80/0/090k1 - 11530k163/1/050k24k
Pillz that KillzNurgle1400k80/0/030k1 - 11490k90/0/020k22k
RompiDeretaniDwarf1450k101/0/030k1 - 11450k153/0/060k28k
Cult of CulicidaeVampire1650k160/1/180k2 - 11460k121/0/040k29k
Un-Great-full DeadShambling Undead1710k171/2/070k2 - 11700k80/0/010k24k
CromanyistesHuman1730k151/1/060k2 - 11910k101/0/020k25k
DagnabbitChaos Chosen1740k122/0/120k1 - 22070k213/3/160k31k
Maldon TownHigh Elf1420k130/1/070k2 - 01300k60/0/010k30k
Born To Live ForeverWood Elf1680k101/0/150k0 - 31740k190/1/190k34k
Zharr-Naggrund Warrior AcademyChaos Dwarf1660k142/0/130k1 - 11660k142/2/080k31k
VerdetsOrc1500k60/0/040k0 - 31510k150/0/070k27k
Worldly PleasuresUnderworld Denizens1780k153/0/030k1 - 21730k152/0/080k24k
U got Beer'd!Dwarf1800k151/0/050k2 - 11660k152/0/050k30k
Gharkormia GuardiansDwarf1900k142/0/060k1 - 21860k151/2/050k30k
Fleetfoot's Revenge IOrc1590k81/0/050k0 - 21780k151/0/050k24k
UusiverikulhoNurgle1870k70/1/040k0 - 21880k233/1/160k32k