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Secret Stunty Cup IV

In the first game we saw a clinical 1-0 win but at some cost. Dean Windass was killed in the stands as violence in BB continued at expected levels. Paul Jewell scored with Stuart McCall voted MOM. In a tight second game, Parkinson and Lawrence got stuck in but after going 2-0 down Jewell's TD wasnt quite enough to tie the game up. A defensive score started the game and we never looked back, scoring KO after KO the only unfortunate moment was the last ditch tackle on Paul Jewell to deny him a marvelous hattrick. This was followed up with a rediculous interception from Jamie Lawrence rising up against the human catcher. 2-0 final score. Great performance. Up against a Kemri team we got it all wrong, McCall hurt a skeleton and thats as good as it got. We got tyed up around the big guys all game, not much happened and in the end had a 50/50 shot at a draw but the ball scattered the wrong way. Tactically awful game though. A strange game followed against a sqaud of vampires. We never got to grips with hypnotic glare and although McCall had his moments he went missing for large parts of the game. We lost 2-0. It wasnt that bad though and without a bad error late in the second it may have been a draw. Ogres next up and McCall set about removing the weak opposition players, unfortunately he was stopped in his tracks by a vicious fowl straight after his first casualty. Paul Jewell messed about too long in the end zone and tripped over a little snotling meaning the first half ended scoreless. The second half was a frustrating affair as neither side really got hold of each other and fouls were mounting up. A late TD for the opposition ended the game 1-0. In a same race game it was Kamara that stepped up, killing a man in the opening stages of the game. Despite the storming start we went in at half time 0-0 after some poor ball handling skills. The team fought on but things seemed to be going against them when they went 1-0 down in the opening stages of the second half. Paul Jewell KO'd the opposition star allowing Omar Daley to score a game tying TD in the dying moments. The fans were so incensed when the ref began to blow his whistle that they rioted. In the commotion Jewell grabbed the ball and ran into the endzone. Game Over 2-1. An amazing comeback victory. In a massively rain affected game, McCall tackled hard but mainly the guys struggled with wet conditions. Barely got a hand on the ball and struggled to keep up with opponents. 2-0 In a strange game it was 3 defensive TD's in a row that left the Bantams facing a 2-1 deficit deep in the final moments. Despite taking out quite a few players they were unable to capitalise with poor ball security the problems, aswell as clear mistakes on the direction of players. 3-1 defeat at the close. McCall started the next game like a train and ended up with 4 casualties. MOM Omar Daley scored one and injured one but it was not quite enough as we had to settle for a 2-2 draw. Drawn against a Nurgle team and after winning the toss the boys set about the dangerous opposition. Unable to gain any real traction the boys were rocked when John Hendrie was despatched from this universe. Daley fought through like a trooper for the opening score but casualties were mounting. Early in the second half we ended up with only 5 players against 11 in defence. With some dogged play and legendary performances from Blake and Jewell they fought through. 1-0 and a wonderful win. Daley grabbed the games only score as our tight man marking managed to hold the opposition team out for a full 8 turns, despite 4 players lying injured on the sideline for much of the half. McCall had another frustrating game having started well. 1-0 win Blake and Molenaar tried in vain as the opposition star player proved elusive. Jewell scored a TD and very nearly got 2 in 2 turns but unfortunately he missed out and the score ended 4-1. Stuart McCall went down after a heavy tackle in the first moments of the game and the teams heads dropped. By half time they were quivering wrecks and in the next turn another player went down. They were all for quitting the game but McCall stood up and although 3-0 down he led the team and Jewell scored a consolation TD. Jewell got knocked out in the first half and never recovered. This put us on the back foot the entire game as Blake was also out of the game. McCall got a couple of good tackles in but it was a poor quality game which ended as a 2-0 defeat. As ever a bruising encounter for the opponents as all 4 star players for the opposition were clinically taken out of the game resulting in an opening half score. The second half saw a recovery but with the game poised at 1-1 the bantams ran out of offensive tackles which meant the opening for Jewell was squandered and the game ended a 1-1 draw. James Hanson continued some good form but McCall had a shocker, chasing the draw we conceded a late score to make it 2-0 loss. A near perfect performance results in a 1-0 loss, a lucky bounce off the kick off in the second half the only score. The boys fought bravely but to no avail. Stuart McCall started fast taking out 2 big defenders for our opponents. This allowed Paul Jewell to then do all the running and score the only TD. Ces Podd was killed after inflicting a grievous injury on one of his opponents. Devante Cole played like a **** getting knocked out twice against women. 2-0 loss. Paul Jewell bagged a hattrick as we took apart an orc team more interested in playing man before ball (and losing at that too). 3-0 Paul Jewell got a score but a combination of awful play and more awful play saw a potential win lost by management. 2-1 loss Worst luck ever as we lost 3-0, McCall scored a hattrick of casualty though. Best luck ever, 3-0 win as Beagrie and Lawrence wreaked havoc, Daley got on the scoresheet and Paul Jewell completed passes, scored a brace and killed a man. A team started with 14 players and was left with 1. EPIC. All the luck had to run out and a 2-0 loss with 3 casualties left us with nothing to cheer atall. Jamie Lawrence performed admirably as on a wet and gloomy day we won comfortably 1-0 with the opponents barely touching the ball. Two deaths for the opponents gave some cheer to our fans. In a brutal local derby we ended the game with 3 players standing. Lee Mills career was ended and Beagrie got a blood hattrick. We lost 1-0 but we stood up and fought so the fans respected that. McCall, Richmond and Beags took 7 players out between them as Blake scored twice in a 3-0 win. Jewell was a late withdrawal through injury and in the first half we lost our other star ball players. 1-0 down and in the mire we forced a final minute score with super sub lee etherington getting his first. 1-1 draw. Great start to the following game before the team just got up and left, there was not even a score on the board. Poor and a shame, but a win. The team were badly beat up after an incredibly lucky opponent basically took the entire team out. Our boys fought and deserved a draw but not a single bit of fortune came their way. 2-1 loss Beagrie and Lawrence took 7 players out between them as the opponents ended the game with 12 injuries. 3-0 as Blake bagged a brace. In a scrappy wet game everyone got stuck in and Lee Mills got a match winning score right at the final whistle, 1-0. 3 different scorers and Beags got a hattrick of cas as we thumped a weak team 4-0. Wells got a bad injury though. Losing the toss gave us a bad feeling, this was proved right as we were beaten off the pitch, losing 3-0 and lucky to still have our lives. Robbie Blake got an injury time winner after Lawrence got a hattrick of cas and Molenaar killed a man. 1-0 Molenaar got stuck in but the opponents just would quit. We lost late on 1-0 after missing an open goal in the first half. Lee Mills was killed as Lawrence and Wells went on a spree of their own, The game ended a draw after a late ball handling error ruined the chances of a winner. 1-1 draw Wells killed a man on his way to a hattrick of cas. Daley scored a late winner. 1-0. On a wintery day Daley ran two scores in as Lawrence and Beagrie injured 2 each as our line ran amok. 2-0 win. Kamara finally perished after a scrappy time with us. The first half started well with 4 opposition players down, unfortunately not out, we failed to be clinical and ko'd half the team. 1-0 up after a Jewell score but the opposition now outnumbered us, we were battered but still had a chance at winning before a very lucky attack against us saw us lose 2-1. Robert Molenaar went crazy maiming 4 players as Daley and Jewell scored in a 2-0 win. Stuart McCall was killed and Beagrie crocked. Bad game, 2-0 loss. Jamie Lawrence got a hattrick of cas, nothing else went well though 2-0 loss and Daley was killed. Wells, Lawrence and Molenaar went mad with blood all over the pitch, however our opponents proved too slippery, and scored a couple of lucky scores and a third early in the second, Blake got one back but it was too late. 3-1 loss. After 3 devastating games we lost the team, the soul was ripped out. 2 left in disgust, another dead. 12 blocks, 8 injuries, 2 stuns, what the nuffle is that. Another truly awful game, nothing going for us, Lawrence killed a man in sheer frustration. 2-0 loss.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Beasty Meats	Chaos Chosen	1000k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 0	990k	6	0/0/0	10k	14k
Big Leafs	Wood Elf	920k	12	1/0/1	50k	1 - 2	1000k	12	0/0/0	20k	22k
Detention Facility Funk	Human	940k	15	1/0/0	50k	2 - 0	980k	9	1/2/0	20k	22k
TrueGuioLaw	Tomb Kings	1030k	7	1/0/0	70k	0 - 2	1020k	13	0/1/0	60k	15k
Los Caprichosos	Vampire	1030k	11	1/2/0	50k	0 - 2	1040k	16	0/1/1	70k	14k
!sdRRAwkca[B]	Ogre	1020k	12	3/0/0	20k	0 - 1	990k	10	2/0/1	70k	23k
ninblak	Chaos Dwarf	1110k	19	2/0/2	60k	2 - 1	1120k	12	2/0/0	70k	24k
Lost Tribe of Tre'gorn	Dark Elf	1210k	9	1/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1290k	11	0/0/0	60k	20k
Marinburgs Sharks	Human	1250k	14	2/1/0	50k	1 - 3	1320k	20	3/0/0	60k	26k
Ethren Nostil Reborn Again	High Elf	1350k	25	4/2/0	20k	2 - 2	1350k	17	2/0/0	30k	30k
Portadores de la Plaga ACRT	Nurgle	1360k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1310k	13	2/0/1	50k	21k
Ethren Nostil Reborn Again	High Elf	1420k	12	2/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1520k	14	2/2/0	10k	32k
Madness to the Method	Elven Union	1400k	12	1/0/1	60k	1 - 4	1620k	19	0/0/0	30k	29k
Birria Banditos BBL	Chaos Chosen	1390k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 3	1400k	17	0/1/0	70k	23k
Slime Barons	Nurgle	1410k	9	2/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1450k	17	2/1/0	70k	28k
Kuiiiick!!	Skaven	1460k	12	1/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1440k	10	0/1/0	80k	22k
Death in June FC	Shambling Undead	1450k	9	2/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1440k	13	1/0/0	60k	24k
A Box of Dinomight!	Lizardmen	1560k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1570k	10	1/0/0	70k	30k
LesAaargsintheBox	Shambling Undead	1580k	16	0/2/2	40k	1 - 0	1590k	13	1/2/1	40k	21k
Ktxondas	Amazon	1370k	7	0/2/0	20k	0 - 2	1350k	18	1/1/0	60k	27k
Gorthog Green Foulfoot [ B]	Orc	1530k	18	2/1/0	60k	3 - 0	1500k	5	0/0/0	60k	23k
Äkta Människor	Human	1580k	12	2/0/1	30k	1 - 2	1810k	13	1/0/0	50k	28k
A Box of Dinomight!	Lizardmen	1580k	11	1/2/0	30k	0 - 3	1680k	17	0/0/1	90k	28k
Aurora Warriors	Norse	1600k	35	4/4/2	70k	3 - 0	1670k	11	1/1/0	20k	26k
Deadbirds	Chaos Chosen	1570k	6	0/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1530k	22	2/3/0	70k	25k
Southland Tigers	Chaos Chosen	1430k	18	2/2/2	50k	1 - 0	1510k	9	2/0/0	70k	33k
⚡⚡ Burn All The Babies ⚡⚡	Chaos Dwarf	1710k	17	6/0/0	40k	0 - 1	1730k	22	5/3/0	80k	29k
Same old stories	Chaos Chosen	1630k	30	6/2/0	70k	3 - 0	1650k	7	0/0/0	10k	35k
Cahn't tooch thees, eh	Dwarf	1660k	16	2/2/0	30k	1 - 1	1680k	13	1/1/0	40k	26k
Moderne Mænd	Norse	1610k	12	0/1/0	100k	1 - 0	1600k	0	0/0/0	0k	34k
IKhvar	Chaos Chosen	1800k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1810k	24	3/2/1	50k	22k
Bulboniks le Retour!!	Underworld Denizens	1560k	35	5/5/0	70k	3 - 0	1530k	13	3/1/0	60k	30k
Dusty Ole Bones	Tomb Kings	1720k	18	0/3/2	70k	1 - 0	1660k	11	3/0/0	50k	25k
Villaraeliae BBC BBL	Goblin	2010k	33	5/3/0	60k	4 - 0	1740k	9	2/1/0	40k	28k
Genetic Derivation	Nurgle	1910k	9	1/1/0	20k	0 - 3	2170k	25	3/2/0	70k	36k
Knights of Swampdom	Nurgle	1920k	20	5/1/1	70k	1 - 0	2000k	7	1/0/0	60k	36k
Knights of Swampdom	Nurgle	2000k	11	1/2/0	60k	0 - 1	1880k	16	4/0/0	30k	34k
Bolonia Club Band	Chaos Dwarf	2000k	19	3/0/2	30k	1 - 1	1910k	12	2/0/1	30k	31k
KNE	Tomb Kings	1880k	26	5/2/2	50k	1 - 0	1750k	13	3/1/0	20k	35k
Les tetes dur	Dwarf	1830k	23	5/1/0	70k	2 - 0	1680k	11	2/0/1	40k	26k
Darkland Doombringers	Chaos Chosen	2060k	14	1/2/0	50k	1 - 2	1820k	20	4/1/0	50k	27k
Power to Destroy	Chaos Dwarf	1950k	25	1/6/1	70k	2 - 0	1730k	5	0/0/0	40k	28k
Horny Chaos II	Chaos Chosen	2060k	9	0/1/1	60k	0 - 2	1750k	26	3/2/1	30k	32k
A Box of Dinomight!	Lizardmen	1680k	13	2/0/2	30k	0 - 2	1630k	21	3/1/1	80k	34k
Rain Wild	Elven Union	1920k	24	1/3/4	50k	1 - 3	1840k	17	0/0/0	50k	36k
Darkland Doombringers	Chaos Chosen	1930k	0	0/0/0	0k	0 - 1	1930k	23	3/2/1	100k	32k
Waaarg	Orc	1570k	13	2/1/1	20k	0 - 2	1530k	22	5/0/0	80k	26k
Sotos	Chaos Chosen	1680k	13	3/1/0	10k	0 - 3	1620k	18	1/1/0	60k	34k
pti pimousses	Chaos Dwarf	1650k	19	1/2/2	60k	2 - 1	1470k	10	0/1/0	30k	23k
Them filthy orcses	Orc	1690k	12	2/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1710k	16	2/1/0	70k	27k
Bashlord Trophy	Ogre	1660k	13	2/2/0	30k	0 - 0	1650k	9	0/2/0	30k	19k
Alternative Facts	Necromantic Horror	1660k	14	1/1/1	50k	1 - 0	1810k	14	1/3/0	30k	25k
elferos silvanos	Wood Elf	1430k	14	1/2/0	20k	1 - 3	1320k	16	0/0/0	40k	32k
Me in my world of enemies	Chaos Chosen	1740k	13	4/0/0	50k	0 - 1	1710k	20	1/2/3	70k	26k
Amazonian Atheletes	Amazon	1290k	15	2/0/0	40k	2 - 0	1280k	7	0/0/1	10k	34k
Lizard Core Dreams	Lizardmen	1650k	9	1/0/1	30k	0 - 2	1690k	13	0/0/1	50k	29k
Steel Chest Dwarves	Dwarf	1640k	7	1/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1570k	21	2/2/1	70k	26k
Rodenture Avengers	Skaven	1390k	18	1/3/1	10k	1 - 2	1370k	14	1/0/0	50k	39k
Golden October	Wood Elf	1660k	14	4/0/0	40k	1 - 3	1660k	15	0/0/0	60k	25k
Meats	Chaos Dwarf	1710k	7	1/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1750k	17	1/1/1	50k	28k
[BT] Dwarven Ballers	Dwarf	1550k	16	1/1/2	50k	1 - 1	1550k	14	1/3/0	70k	22k
[JSBT]Peppered Browns	Human	1500k	19	2/1/1	60k	2 - 1	1520k	13	1/0/1	30k	23k
Tombtown Raiders	Tomb Kings	1740k	6	0/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1740k	20	3/2/0	80k	29k
Erwachte Elfen	Elven Union	1840k	23	2/2/2	70k	2 - 1	1790k	12	1/0/0	10k	31k
POpulations POlizei II	Chaos Dwarf	1870k	9	1/0/1	10k	0 - 3	1870k	23	3/1/1	80k	20k
Dusting Bones	Tomb Kings	1670k	16	2/1/1	40k	1 - 1	1660k	13	1/1/0	70k	24k
Henson's creature shop	Nurgle	1810k	5	0/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1740k	19	3/1/0	50k	26k
Trophy Elegantia	High Elf	1710k	22	2/0/2	80k	3 - 0	1730k	7	1/0/0	40k	25k
(B)ave Nurgle	Nurgle	1910k	11	1/2/0	40k	0 - 2	2000k	23	4/2/1	40k	30k
Steel Chest Wood Elf	Wood Elf	1620k	12	2/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1610k	10	1/0/0	60k	32k