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Toekuttarz
Roster [R] Goblin




Location: Deep Drakwald
Stadium: Da Pudd-Mudd
Headcoach: ’Pogo’ Doomspider

Surface: Puddles of Mud
Colors: Purple and Black
Team Captain: Geeza da Goon



TEAM BIO

The Toekuttar tribe originating from Old Drakwald is a bloodline of goblins who acted like medics in the ancient armies of the greenskins. With a nag for crude amputations these Gits roamed many a battlefield. But when war went obsolete and Blood Bowl rose to fame the Toekuttarz became renowned for their apothecaries. Severed Heads - famous Orc team - and their coach Cruel-Eye expanded their usage and began fielding them. Their in-game amputations (performed on players from the opposing team of course) became famous and the gobbos grew to become fan favorites.

Their popularity convinced them to start their own franchise and now they are here. With their endeavor still in its youth (and success a distant dream) we’ll see how they’ll cope. One thing is certain. It will be bloody - bloody good fun!





TROPHY ROOM



Top Goblin Team and Third place overall in Season 1 with 17 killz in 42 gamez (351 pointz) - Throne of Blood


Most Kills in One Game - Diz game!


'Dat was a fun experience and a great way ta shake up da roster a bit because 11 Toekuttarz were also killed achieving diz milestone (ed. not mentioning the 20+ injured and retired). Only Geeza survived all 42 gamez. Datz why he da boss on da pitch! Dat and dat big metal ball of his.

I'm very proud and some reel spezial playas 'ave em'rged during diz tournament! - and we took on all da tuff dwarven opponentz and Big Teemz while da Ogres killed eachudders' runtz - har-har-har. Stoopid (cheatin') ogres'

- Coach Doomspider during a drunken ramble at da Boot-in-ya-Face Bar after a last miserable season game.

STAR PLAYERS - HALL OF FAME

Da firzt Troll - a behemoth on the LOS, a lover of innards and a dear friend (pet) who unfortunately did not regenerate after failing a block on this snotling.

Gurgle Kidneyeater (18 spp.)

Pogoer extraordinaire - a star that shines so bright he’s bound to turn supernova soon (go splat!). But until then the crowd will be enjoying his shenanigans and he’s got the MVPs to proof it. ...went splat when a skaven blitzer finally cornered and flattened him. RIP.

Zpringsteepz (118 spp.)

Anudda Toekuttar-vet bitez da dust. Kleavuz was an expert in da kuttin' departement. 20+ games and 3 killz. Watta Gobbo!

Kleavuz da Loon (0 spp.)

Throne of Blood-hero Zid had da touch... or rather da kick. His Wardancer foul-kill was one of many highlightz during ToB Season 1.

Zid (12 spp.)

Active Stars

Geeza izz a ball-wieldin' God among da Fanatics. He'z da capt. becauze da udders follow hiz trail of destruktion and summ-timez end up in da EZ (ed. dat meanz dey get one o' dem Toochdownz!)

Geeza da Goon

Dizz git iz da 'Oly Grail for a Goblin teem. Expert in da face-kickin' bizniz! He materialized during Da Throne of Blood tournament.

Dive

*** Did you know...
That Coach ‘Pogo’ Doomspider was the inventor of the pogo-stick and was believed to have disappeared into the void after trying to improve his stick with jet propulsion. Actually he didn’t disappear but landed in a vast puddle of mud in the great forest of Deep Drakwald. Which is now the location of the Toekuttarz’ home stadium - Da Pudd-Mudd.

*** Did you know...
That this game was one of the strongest performances by a gobbo on a pogo-stick ever! With four TD's (and a kill) pogo-artiste Zpringsteepz must have broken some kind of goblin record. If only they knew how to record stuff…

*** Did you know...
Dat Da Toekuttarz was No. 1 Goblin Team and got Third place overall in da Throne of Blood Season 1 with 17 killz and 351 pointz in 42 gamez! Eleven Toekuttarz' died during diz campaign, an Amazon-team retired demselvez after meeting da Kuttarz and SIX gamez were actually WON!!! (Two of those from cowardly concessionz…)

Bio template by Balle2000 - Team logo by Fanky
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Spinetapper Jr.
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, Grab, Break Tackle
   26 0 0 0 11 8 62/76 200k
(110+90)k
  
2
Scrapp Dwarf-Boiler
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Geeza da Goon
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Mighty Blow, Block, Grab, Guard
   72 0 0 0 19 5 63/76 160k
(70+90)k
  
4
Saw-Gobba
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Snooz 'Da Komeback Git'
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
Sure Feet, Block, Sure Hands, Sprint, Tackle
   22 0 15 0 2 8 89/176 200k
(70+130)k
  
6
Kharr Desck
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Zitt
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Doof
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Gaff
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Sneaky Git
   18 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Remmz
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Dive
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sneaky Git, Side Step
 n 44 0 0 0 3 7 41/51 110k
(40+70)k
  
15
Lymey
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   14 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: doomspider Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1390k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1390k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:72 (12/8/52) |TD Diff:-104 (51 - 155) |Cas Diff:-44 (98/55/25 - 153/48/21)
Last Opponent: Confit d'Orc

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Halvars revangeNorse1000k50/0/050k0 - 5970k346/0/170k14k
Mordor SlayersOrc960k121/1/040k1 - 2990k192/1/060k14k
Darkness Of IronChaos Dwarf920k80/0/060k1 - 4990k275/1/070k13k
New InternationaleChaos Renegade930k101/1/010k1 - 21000k131/0/060k24k
VamposVampire1000k133/2/030k0 - 3970k223/0/050k13k
Zharrduk CrushChaos Renegade1020k80/0/050k1 - 21020k274/2/220k16k
DelftwareDark Elf960k102/0/160k1 - 21060k121/0/050k16k
O'ggresOgre990k171/2/150k2 - 11130k144/1/050k15k
Big and The SquishiesOgre1050k70/1/030k0 - 11000k184/1/070k8k
Ensalada - UYChaos Renegade1030k211/0/170k4 - 11000k132/0/020k19k
Noir cé Noir abandonne lespoirDark Elf1060k81/0/030k1 - 51160k302/1/050k17k
Things I dislike a lotSkaven1080k91/2/040k0 - 41190k180/0/080k21k
Froggle FellowsLizardmen1100k80/0/020k1 - 31000k203/0/040k9k
Squishy woodHalfling1120k132/1/110k0 - 11110k130/1/170k23k
HoppyDevilsSlann1120k90/2/020k1 - 21240k120/0/060k26k
7th Street EliteShambling Undead1250k150/2/260k2 - 21400k193/0/180k23k
KubanCheesesSkaven1220k100/1/160k0 - 21310k181/1/070k22k
Quetzal forest lizardLizardmen1240k51/0/060k0 - 31440k233/1/070k24k
Random DEDark Elf1280k111/1/120k0 - 01470k93/0/040k21k
WeHopeWood Elf1290k143/2/140k1 - 21400k152/0/080k21k
Praag RookiesHuman1290k135/0/030k2 - 21670k151/1/070k21k
Smashed AlibisOrc1300k71/1/040k0 - 11180k122/0/050k20k
Hitting KneesChaos Dwarf1280k80/0/060k1 - 11700k195/0/050k25k
Topolino Skaven1290k71/1/030k0 - 61570k312/0/160k42k
Black Tower WarriorsChaos Dwarf1190k51/0/170k0 - 31250k202/1/060k20k
Extraordinary ElvesHigh Elf1190k71/0/030k0 - 31330k191/0/140k25k
Desacration DevilsChaos Dwarf1210k102/0/040k1 - 31490k162/0/070k33k
Enanos Poweeeer!!!!Dwarf1250k113/1/150k0 - 01600k111/2/170k26k
Amok WariansAmazon1080k151/2/180k2 - 11000k100/0/010k25k
'Mayhem Midgets'Chaos Dwarf1280k82/1/170k1 - 21890k154/0/060k28k
CrossNightBonesNecromantic Horror1290k91/1/130k0 - 21780k172/1/050k23k
98% VolumeElven Union1250k50/0/050k0 - 31100k181/0/050k24k
Fessa e Pesci LessaChaos Dwarf1200k132/1/120k0 - 21680k171/1/170k28k
Natty LightElven Union1160k132/0/080k2 - 11320k90/0/030k24k
Blekinge BullsWood Elf1280k112/4/040k0 - 11590k153/0/080k34k
Les BarbusDwarf1280k51/0/030k0 - 31220k263/0/160k27k
Praag RookiesHuman1300k72/0/050k0 - 41870k220/1/080k29k
Gli Sgravi del CaosChaos Dwarf1290k91/1/060k0 - 41770k274/1/080k31k
Drakenhof DwellersVampire1270k111/0/160k2 - 01330k100/2/040k18k
VenturinaHuman1280k121/1/140k1 - 11560k153/0/040k31k
Nagaroth Riders IIDark Elf1310k131/1/020k1 - 31270k181/1/020k27k
Beer BowlarsDwarf1240k51/0/030k0 - 32050k201/2/030k34k
Death by RatzSkaven1190k90/0/330k0 - 52920k313/2/060k34k
Brixton BangersHuman1360k91/1/050k0 - 41780k317/0/030k25k
Brownswood RoadDwarf1220k80/0/060k1 - 21390k255/2/080k23k
Underworld JaguarsUnderworld Denizens1200k121/0/0100k1 - 01200k10/0/00k26k
JagermastersDwarf1230k121/1/060k1 - 31360k202/1/070k26k
Sewer Side SquadzSkaven1230k133/2/050k0 - 51190k283/0/150k26k
Ze Nelf PatrolElven Union1130k113/2/040k0 - 11310k121/1/020k28k
Por las barbas de DolfarHuman1190k101/0/0120k1 - 01210k21/0/00k23k
Jagsinvillie JugularsHuman1220k113/0/070k0 - 41380k262/1/040k33k
Venturina Chaos Guy DivisionChaos Chosen1230k161/0/070k3 - 21350k233/1/160k28k
bakuman shonenHigh Elf1270k101/2/030k1 - 21530k242/1/040k29k
GargoiletteAmazon1270k94/2/140k0 - 31820k245/0/070k32k
AcidwatersRottersNurgle1290k70/2/010k0 - 21350k192/2/180k23k
Death by RatzSkaven1180k115/1/060k0 - 42750k332/4/080k27k
Brutal Bloody ChaosChaos Chosen1260k172/2/080k2 - 02170k50/0/130k21k
bim bam boomChaos Dwarf1300k50/0/010k0 - 11430k184/0/170k24k
ye old dead rabbitNecromantic Horror1290k103/0/060k1 - 21930k173/0/070k24k
Gropps Green BoyzOrc1290k80/1/070k1 - 01350k70/1/010k20k
Fast_and_BulbousAmazon1320k72/1/030k0 - 11500k183/1/170k27k
RedrumsChaos Chosen1320k100/1/060k1 - 11900k182/2/060k25k
WherewulveNecromantic Horror1330k132/0/170k2 - 11810k111/0/070k29k
Rottin' RaidersNurgle1360k50/0/160k0 - 21740k170/1/270k29k
Nani schifosiChaos Dwarf1350k81/0/060k1 - 31350k222/2/050k32k
Toadstool WanderersUnderworld Denizens1210k51/0/130k0 - 11240k101/0/180k20k
Pukeatua Poaka Strikes BackHuman1340k102/0/060k1 - 21340k212/1/130k14k
Blackforest BrigandsHuman1290k50/0/040k0 - 11180k101/0/080k27k
Là dessousUnderworld Denizens1350k123/2/070k1 - 11420k182/2/150k32k
NoessanoNecromantic Horror1310k142/0/110k1 - 31420k202/0/070k28k
AberdishSlann1430k52/1/070k0 - 31490k224/0/050k27k
Confit d'OrcOrc1380k174/1/070k2 - 01440k50/0/070k26k