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FUMBBL HAIKU'S

"...for this sport of Blood Bowl is populated by felons, sinners, monsters and murderers. Somebody must stop them, punish them, show them the right way. That will be us. The time of praying is done, we are going to join this madness and instill some reason into the heads of those nonbelievers. Fist by fist. Until their skulls crack open." Abbot Holyeye - A speech to the brothers Abbots Abbot Holyeye (game #1 - present) The truth about Abbot Holyeye's habits started to emerge after game against 3 men and a baby (and extras). When Brother Woman was seriously injured and brought into the infirmary, everyone could see that he was actually a "she". Delirious, Brother Woman started to call for her dear abbot, and the truth was exposed to the friars. A woman was playing in disguise among them, and looked like she was the abbot's concubine. Cornered by his brothers, the holy man was forced to admit that he had been hiding this secret for several months, but he pleaded the friars to accept her in the team. A decision was taken: Brother Woman would stay with the friars. After all, they were all sick of the dinner prepared by Brother Fool. The Abbot changed when Brother Woman was killed by Nice Guy Eddie. He developed a burning hate against skaven, and launched a Anti-Rat Crusade to purge Blood Bowl from those dirty vermin. The other brothers followed, although not entirely convinced about the holy purpose of this crusade, which resembles a personal revenge. Venue "Whitepuddle Abbey was falling to pieces when I arrived. Alone, with the only help of some halfling slaves, I restored it, cleaned, it, I arranged the cellars for the brothers and the kitchen for the cooks, I smashed walls and created the praying room, the dining room, the living room and more. Finally, I concentrated on the Blood Bowl pitch, which I placed in the old vegetable garden's place. After this titanic work the halflings were all dead, and I fed them to the dogs. The Abbey is now our home, ready to welcome spectators and opposing teams." Abbot Holyeye - an extract from his private diary

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Uncontrolled Mutations	Skaven	960k	13	0/2/0	60k	1 - 3	990k	21	2/0/1	70k	18k
Sweet Frogs	Slann	950k	15	1/0/1	20k	2 - 1	990k	12	0/1/0	20k	12k
Deathilmore [R]avens	Necromantic Horror	960k	11	2/0/0	80k	0 - 3	1000k	18	1/1/0	50k	12k
Survivors of Brittany	Chaos Chosen	1070k	12	0/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1060k	7	1/0/0	50k	23k
Blood Bowl Gogledd Cymru	High Elf	1190k	20	0/2/1	50k	3 - 1	1120k	10	0/0/0	70k	17k
Nuffle's Misclicks	Skaven	1270k	15	1/1/1	80k	1 - 1	1370k	13	2/0/0	30k	24k
Sweet Frogs	Slann	1300k	7	1/0/0	10k	0 - 3	1360k	31	4/2/1	80k	22k
Nyúlontúl	Vampire	1150k	9	1/1/0	60k	0 - 0	1240k	12	2/1/0	70k	20k
Get Rich or Died Trying	Necromantic Horror	1390k	14	2/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1370k	22	3/2/0	60k	32k
Messengers of the Drowned God	Necromantic Horror	1390k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 0	1420k	7	0/0/1	30k	29k
Hell Fire Juggernauts	Chaos Dwarf	1490k	14	0/3/0	50k	1 - 2	1350k	11	1/2/0	70k	25k
Elverything is Treesome	Wood Elf	1280k	23	4/1/2	50k	2 - 2	1120k	14	0/0/1	70k	25k
Droolpit Sewer Rangers	Skaven	1510k	12	0/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1560k	17	2/1/0	80k	30k
Pontifex Maximus	High Elf	1540k	17	2/2/0	40k	1 - 3	1860k	19	1/0/0	60k	29k
Doomy Diggers	Chaos Dwarf	1700k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1810k	16	0/1/1	70k	29k
Flying Squirrelz	Skaven	1490k	24	3/0/1	70k	3 - 1	1440k	8	0/0/0	50k	26k
Ratatack Crew	Skaven	1710k	16	3/1/0	50k	0 - 2	1600k	16	2/0/1	70k	21k
Born Again Monsters	Necromantic Horror	1720k	6	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1730k	21	3/3/0	50k	22k
3 men and a baby (and extras)	Chaos Renegade	1350k	9	1/0/0	20k	0 - 3	1370k	19	1/1/0	50k	20k
Enter Darkness	Dark Elf	1710k	10	0/1/0	10k	1 - 3	1710k	22	1/1/1	40k	29k
Reservior Dogz	Skaven	1590k	18	1/4/0	40k	1 - 2	1660k	18	1/0/2	60k	21k
Vroum !	Skaven	1570k	12	3/1/0	10k	0 - 3	1660k	14	0/0/0	80k	28k
Medium Size Enterprize	Vampire	1630k	7	0/1/0	60k	0 - 0	1730k	6	0/0/0	70k	22k
Darker than darkest	Dark Elf	1670k	6	0/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1610k	12	1/0/0	90k	23k
Mountainous Resilience	Dark Elf	1520k	14	2/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1570k	13	1/0/1	40k	28k
Cdgrace	Skaven	1680k	25	1/1/0	50k	4 - 6	1650k	34	2/2/0	50k	24k
Breaking Necros	Necromantic Horror	1590k	16	2/1/1	50k	1 - 0	1580k	7	0/1/0	30k	27k
Aterlanta Falcons	High Elf	1730k	10	2/0/0	10k	0 - 4	1670k	21	0/0/0	80k	33k
Shadowleave	Wood Elf	1730k	18	3/2/0	30k	1 - 1	1710k	18	1/2/1	50k	30k
Warpheadz	Skaven	1680k	20	4/0/0	60k	2 - 3	1650k	17	0/0/0	30k	31k
Teeth and Jugular	Vampire	1790k	9	1/0/0	60k	0 - 3	1860k	20	1/0/1	60k	26k
Hexen des Nordens	Dark Elf	1690k	12	1/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1640k	14	1/1/0	70k	35k
Deep Web Lizards	Lizardmen	1710k	8	0/0/1	40k	0 - 2	1640k	17	1/0/1	80k	26k
All Star Khemri	Tomb Kings	1670k	13	2/0/0	60k	1 - 0	1660k	7	0/1/0	70k	29k
Warpstone Wariors	Skaven	1610k	15	0/2/0	20k	2 - 0	1650k	11	1/0/1	50k	32k
Second Tryouts	Dark Elf	1840k	7	2/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1830k	8	0/0/0	60k	33k
Coffin Keepers	Shambling Undead	1670k	15	0/2/1	60k	1 - 2	1620k	19	4/1/0	30k	24k
Cheer and Happiness	Shambling Undead	1510k	12	2/1/0	20k	0 - 2	1580k	15	1/0/1	80k	31k
Suloinen Kipu BBC	Dark Elf	1470k	17	2/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1500k	11	0/0/1	10k	23k
Jurassic Tongues	Lizardmen	1620k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 2	1690k	15	1/0/1	70k	28k
Hairy Rollers	Chaos Dwarf	1640k	12	3/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1610k	15	2/0/0	80k	33k
Deep Web Lizards	Lizardmen	1660k	5	0/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1660k	22	3/0/1	50k	24k