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Chieftain: Goldur Goldmundsson Head Coach: Balle Tvöþúsundsson Race: Elf Team Colours: Black & Orange Sjoktraken Oilers It was evening in Sjoktraken, and Whale Oil mogul Goldur Goldmundsson was in the middle of a discussion with his treasurer. The fishy odor from oil lamps was strong, and beers were being had. "But Chief, they are Elves! Are you giving away your gold to Elves?! The other chieftains get THEIR Elves for FREE!!". Silvur the Treasurer objected, and his beard jumped. He couldn't believe his ears. The old Dwarf certainly wasn't an Elf-lover, but Silvur didn't know what to make of all this. "Hohoho, look at me Silvur. Look at all this gold!", Goldur bellowed. "After all these years of peddling oil to the Empire, it's time I spent some of this on something fun. And what could be more fun than to see Elves putting their eternal lives on the line. Just for our merriment! Rather them than the good fishermen of Sjoktraken. Besides, I'm getting old." "But Chief... they are Elves...", Silvur said in resignation. He knew his chieftain to be stubborn and his mind seemed set. "But... Elves...", he muttered and let out a big sigh. "Ach well, Goldur, you're the chief, I will contact some scouts about available players". "Good lad, Silvur. You know, these are not your regular elven thralls. These Elves are BB professionals! With the wages I can give, we will be BUYING the league title! Hohoho." "But they're Elves, Chief", tried Silvur again. "Enough! It's settled!", Goldur slammed. "Very well, I'll start drawing up the contracts right away Chief", sighed Silvur. Events Season 7, Game 1 Playing their arch rivals, the Sjoktraken Corsairs, Firmin Balbriggan made the second bullcentaurocide of the game, with a well-directed T16 foul. Team Trophies Player Trophies Left for Valhalla... (our players) Sent to Valhalla... (opponent players)

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Morkfjord Maniac Mermaids	Orc	1000k	11	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	990k	19	4/0/0	60k	8k
Pact of the nordic Chaos	Chaos Renegade	1000k	19	1/1/0	50k	3 - 0	990k	9	2/0/0	50k	20k
Naglfari vikings	Necromantic Horror	1130k	5	0/0/0	70k	0 - 1	930k	16	3/0/1	70k	14k
Graelings Philosophers	Ogre	1120k	18	2/0/1	70k	2 - 2	1150k	19	1/1/2	70k	23k
Order of the Snow King	Chaos Dwarf	1110k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 0	1080k	7	0/0/1	70k	18k
Graennae Long-Tails	Skaven	1140k	18	0/2/0	20k	2 - 3	1250k	24	2/1/1	60k	24k
Vestligkyst Valkyries	Amazon	1140k	11	0/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1030k	10	1/0/0	50k	15k
Durfang Draugr	Shambling Undead	1270k	14	0/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1450k	16	0/3/2	20k	18k
Iceclaw Terrors II	Tomb Kings	1250k	12	1/0/1	60k	2 - 0	1210k	11	3/0/0	30k	21k
Clan Microdorf	Dwarf	1280k	16	0/0/0	50k	3 - 2	1370k	14	1/0/0	60k	24k
Order of the Snow King	Chaos Dwarf	1290k	7	0/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1380k	8	0/0/0	20k	24k
Helspire Juggernauts	Dark Elf	1330k	14	1/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1370k	10	0/0/0	40k	27k
Durfang Draugr	Shambling Undead	1400k	17	1/0/0	60k	3 - 0	1590k	9	0/1/1	50k	30k
United Norscling Guild	Halfling	1390k	13	2/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1260k	14	1/1/1	50k	26k
Vinnskor Storm	Wood Elf	1340k	6	1/0/0	60k	0 - 3	1470k	21	2/1/1	70k	27k
Vestligkyst Valkyries	Amazon	1450k	19	1/1/0	60k	3 - 1	1500k	16	2/0/1	30k	29k
Skeggi Dragonfolk	Lizardmen	1480k	16	0/0/0	70k	3 - 2	1300k	13	2/0/1	60k	27k
Winter Sammakko	Slann	1420k	12	0/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1620k	19	2/2/0	30k	36k
Waste Roamers	Necromantic Horror	1420k	13	0/1/0	70k	2 - 1	1690k	10	0/3/0	20k	34k
Couronne Crazies	Chaos Renegade	1470k	13	0/2/0	70k	1 - 0	970k	15	2/3/0	50k	24k
Sunborn of Sarl	Norse	1470k	13	1/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1520k	10	1/0/0	30k	33k
Mount Barak Marauders	Chaos Chosen	1530k	11	0/0/0	20k	1 - 3	1280k	17	1/0/0	50k	37k
Graelings Philosophers	Ogre	1600k	20	0/0/0	30k	4 - 0	1280k	13	1/2/1	20k	34k
Vestligkyst Valkyries	Amazon	1610k	9	1/0/0	40k	1 - 0	1360k	7	0/1/0	40k	31k
Couronne Crazies	Chaos Renegade	1650k	14	0/0/1	70k	2 - 1	890k	15	3/0/0	50k	22k
Vestligkyst Valkyries	Amazon	1740k	12	0/0/0	70k	2 - 2	1590k	26	2/3/0	30k	30k
Trollheim Trixters	Goblin	1490k	30	4/1/0	40k	4 - 1	1220k	12	1/0/2	20k	31k
Naglfari vikings	Necromantic Horror	1770k	6	0/0/0	50k	0 - 3	1600k	24	3/1/1	30k	40k
Winter Sammakko	Slann	1610k	9	0/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1720k	17	5/0/0	40k	34k
Vinnskor Storm	Wood Elf	1830k	16	0/1/0	30k	2 - 2	1810k	17	1/1/0	70k	31k
Skadistad Harbour Skraelings	Goblin	1790k	16	1/0/0	60k	3 - 1	1030k	14	1/2/0	60k	24k
Ice Tooth Marauders	Chaos Chosen	1720k	11	0/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1080k	11	1/1/0	40k	27k
Clan Microdorf	Dwarf	1840k	10	0/0/0	60k	1 - 3	1990k	24	2/3/1	60k	35k
Kleitborg Fighting Cooks	Halfling	1600k	15	1/1/0	20k	1 - 1	1070k	12	3/1/0	70k	34k
Sjoktraken Corsairs	Chaos Dwarf	1850k	9	1/0/2	70k	0 - 1	990k	12	4/0/2	30k	14k
Vinnskor Storm	Wood Elf	1760k	9	0/0/0	70k	1 - 1	2080k	10	1/0/0	60k	28k
Skadistad Harbour Skraelings	Goblin	1760k	24	2/0/0	70k	4 - 1	1130k	14	2/1/0	50k	25k