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Their town was a mining town. The mine was mined out. The miners were advised to "refocus their career paths". One group organised themselves into a blood bowl team. They sucked.

We started with linemen only and choosing random skills. We soon came to the conclusion that this is a horrible idea. So we stopped doing that!


Equalled the Recordopedia Spluttanica: Individual Team Streak Record for Most Matches Played Without Conceding A Kill. (18)


Skill Rolls
Normal = 52
Double = 9
+MA/AV = 4
+AG = 3
+STR = 1
Stats
Top FF = 10
Top TV = 1850
Top Gate =36k
Best Win = 3-0
Cash Lost -210k
Achievement Badges

Part One
Part 1.

It didn't take long for the rumour to get around. That's a thing that happens in small, rural communities. Rumours spread quickly. "The mine was going under." Which would be ironic for a deep shaft mine. "The seams have been exhausted." Which would also be ironic for the miners that had tirelessly dug them out for generations. As quickly as the rumours ran the the quicker the mob gathered.

They congregated around the foreman's cabin. The men of the day shift, still covered in dirt, accompanied by their families and nearly all of the townsfolk, who's livelihoods depended on the miners income. They were quiet and respectful as they waited, disbelief ruling their hearts even though resignation ruled their minds. They waited with tight, sickly knots in their stomachs for the confirmation they dreaded. The mine was the epicentre of life. It's opening, many decades ago, was the birth of the town. Everything else here was supported by its being. Without it, and the jobs it secured, nothing else would long survive.

The foreman eventually came and opened his wooden door and remained stood on the threshold. The cabin was slightly raised above the ground and gave him a commanding view of the crestfallen gathering. He cleared his throat.
"I guess you all know what the bad news is" his croaky voice depressing said, "Well, it's true."
The crowd grumbled.
He carried on a little more stately. "As of tomorrow the mine will cease all mining activities and will be permanently closed. I've arranged redundancy payments for the whole workforce, it's not a generous payout but I've also secured a promise that the sale of any mining equipment will be shared out too."

He hoped the last part would help placate the townsfolk. He'd fought hard to get that small concession out of the greedy hands of the mine owner during their last meeting. Of course, it helped himself out too because, sure as centaur shit, he was out of a job along with them. He dared to think that maybe he could come out of the next day or so without becoming too much of a boogeyman and keep his reputation for fairness intact. If he could keep the townsfolk sweet then maybe he would encounter less friction and he could get some cogs moving. That's what he knew he needed. Some good cogs. Because he had a plan. Put the right cogs in the right place and in the right order and maybe he could get the plan moving. A plan that might just save the town and make them all very rich.


The Great Mine Robbers

In honour of the past team members responsible for the mine heist.
The Ones That Made It:
  • Jewel Kennard: 43 SPPs
  • Paden Howse: 27 SPPs
  • Lou Spencer: 22 SPPs
  • Normand Jarrett: 18 SPPs
  • Samuel Rome: 8 SPPs
  • Wulfric Everill: 7 SPPs
  • Jarod Fairbairn: 4 SPPs
  • Eadric Riley: 1 SPPs
The Ones That Didn't:
  • Swithin Badcoke: 16 SPPs
  • Wigberht Steele: 11 SPPs
  • Caratacus Banner: 6 SPPs
  • Eric MacKenny: 1 SPPs
  • Ward Jarvis: 0 SPPs
  • Dougal Oliver: 0 SPPs
Team BFF
The team that equaled the Recordopedia Spluttanica record for most matches without conceding a kill (18).

The One That Fell:

Todd Judd: 7 SPPs

The Ones That Carried On:
  • Ozzie Harman
  • Davie Granville
  • Ted Mottershead
  • Helios Ingham
  • Gawain Darrow
  • Duke Rogerson
  • Auberon Westbrooke
  • Nigellus Eccelston
  • Alfar Victors
  • Tibby Garfield
  • Selwyn Reynnold
  • Paul MacCallum
Hall Of Fame
Zeroes To Heroes players that became "Heroes".
The Ones That Made It:
  • Duke Rogerson
  • Ted Mottershead
The Ones That Didn't Quite:
  • Ozzie Harman: 80 SPPs
WWE Badge Winners
The team members who won the badge.
  • Selwyn Rennold
  • Ted Mottershead
  • Helios Ingham
  • Alfarr Victors
  • Tibby Garfield
Grid
Played Against Grid filled Game 99, 25/11/17

The Ones We Have Beaten

The Ones We Need

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block
  34 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
2
Lineman
6 3 5 8
Strip Ball, +AG, Tackle, +AG, Wrestle, Pro
  109 40 35 0 8 8 Legend
201
210k
(50+160)k
 
3
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
4
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Dauntless
  24 0 2 0 4 2 24/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
5
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Sure Hands, Pass, +MA, Accurate, Block, Kick-Off Return
-av 111 169 9 0 5 3 Legend
221
200k
(50+150)k
 
6
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Tackle, Pro
  39 1 1 0 1 6 36/51 110k
(50+60)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  27 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AG, Block, Sure Hands, Pro
n 52 5 9 1 4 3 57/76 150k
(50+100)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Pro, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dauntless
  55 1 5 0 15 6 76/176 160k
(50+110)k
 
11
Lineman
7 3 3 8
+MA, Mighty Blow, Block, Tackle, Pro
m 61 0 5 1 21 11 114/176 170k
(0)k
 
12
Lineman
5 4 3 8
Frenzy, Wrestle, Tackle, +ST, Pro
-ma, n 103 3 3 0 24 18 150/176 180k
(50+130)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: UKMDnick Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1670k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1840k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:112 (34/21/57) |TD Diff:-52 (124 - 176) |Cas Diff:-57 (115/39/16 - 134/65/28)
Last Opponent: She's A Sensation

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Where've The Wolves GoneNecromantic Horror1000k151/0/160k2 - 1990k110/1/070k15k
SuperbadOgre990k122/1/050k0 - 21010k192/1/170k13k
Disasters Of NatureSkaven1030k151/0/070k2 - 0940k70/0/130k20k
All Thrall United!Vampire1110k161/0/070k2 - 01070k70/0/010k21k
Band of CrittersSkaven1160k282/3/160k3 - 21110k141/0/050k23k
Lustria RavensAmazon1210k192/0/070k2 - 11140k121/0/040k18k
DigidestinedNorse1290k71/0/050k0 - 21300k131/0/060k25k
Bubonic BrawlersSkaven1300k81/0/030k0 - 21440k151/0/090k19k
Dead RoosterShambling Undead1320k90/0/030k1 - 21200k171/1/060k25k
Alea OutsidersDark Elf1320k101/0/120k0 - 21490k170/2/050k22k
III RprlOrc1250k70/0/020k0 - 21190k212/0/370k18k
Demon DwarvesChaos Dwarf1300k151/0/040k2 - 11260k100/1/060k28k
Black Night GuardiansNecromantic Horror1260k120/1/050k1 - 21120k132/0/030k18k
Larien KingsWood Elf1330k112/0/040k0 - 31560k171/0/080k28k
Gardash PulseOrc1330k191/0/050k3 - 11180k131/0/060k21k
Lunatik FringeNecromantic Horror1390k92/0/040k0 - 11240k122/0/060k19k
Amazonian DreamsAmazon1430k131/0/030k1 - 11280k111/0/030k22k
First ChapterElven Union1460k80/0/030k0 - 51460k241/0/040k31k
Broken Tooth BlitzersOrc1480k110/0/020k1 - 21330k130/1/040k25k
Dirty CranberriesShambling Undead1420k70/1/030k0 - 11560k152/1/130k24k
High Flyers FCHigh Elf1330k151/0/040k2 - 21510k232/1/050k17k
Red ClogsDark Elf1180k182/0/070k3 - 01240k90/1/170k31k
{Catch and Pass}High Elf1230k221/1/080k3 - 01110k121/1/040k26k
les Vraiment MortsShambling Undead1340k90/2/040k0 - 11240k143/0/060k33k
King Lizard UnitedLizardmen1330k161/1/070k2 - 11350k111/0/050k25k
Emerged from SmokeDark Elf1340k210/0/280k3 - 01230k60/0/030k32k
Festivus for the Rest of UsShambling Undead1360k172/0/030k2 - 01400k110/2/120k24k
Where the Night FellChaos Renegade1320k70/0/160k0 - 11320k142/0/160k28k
Band of CrittersSkaven1390k112/0/040k0 - 31560k202/1/070k29k
TheThrillerNecromantic Horror1280k160/0/060k3 - 01300k60/0/010k30k
Dankest Chaos Kill-TeamChaos Chosen1410k70/1/060k0 - 21390k161/0/070k31k
Ratas del RockSkaven1400k212/0/030k2 - 21330k161/0/030k29k
Rogue GentsOrc1410k90/0/050k1 - 11240k100/1/060k30k
We Bake With ShorteningChaos Dwarf1310k130/0/090k2 - 01290k71/0/060k22k
Lézards ReggaeLizardmen1450k111/0/080k1 - 11410k121/1/070k26k
Bellevue BruisersSkaven1350k131/0/060k1 - 51350k261/0/030k32k
Spiked HornChaos Chosen1470k140/0/020k2 - 01390k132/1/060k34k
Dirty CranberriesShambling Undead1430k130/0/150k1 - 11520k121/1/070k27k
pippos teamHuman1460k121/0/0140k1 - 01410k41/0/00k27k
Dancing with the DevilDark Elf1540k151/0/080k1 - 01570k91/1/010k26k
necro en jambesNecromantic Horror1570k161/1/150k1 - 11470k101/0/050k23k
Der Green TideGoblin1630k305/1/060k3 - 11890k90/0/020k32k
L.O.C. Pro AcademyOgre1700k161/1/170k1 - 01620k92/1/040k31k
Lizards From Out of SpaceLizardmen1540k61/0/030k0 - 21620k131/0/070k29k
woodland fawnsWood Elf1690k201/2/060k1 - 41620k220/1/070k30k
AlhambraHigh Elf1630k120/0/130k0 - 41640k252/1/050k28k
Wacky Deadly WolvesNecromantic Horror1590k152/0/040k2 - 11620k120/1/160k31k
IF SteelersDwarf1380k71/0/070k0 - 21410k213/2/030k27k
Dancing with the DevilDark Elf1650k151/0/020k2 - 11700k100/0/020k31k
King's heroes and villainsHigh Elf1760k160/1/050k2 - 11800k151/1/050k30k
Ahknotan Tomb Kings1590k100/0/040k1 - 21360k152/0/060k25k
Ogre ConfluenceOgre1730k120/1/040k1 - 11630k142/0/140k32k
We dont know what is a ballDwarf1730k110/0/050k1 - 21710k224/1/060k31k
buquirrinWood Elf1640k152/2/040k1 - 41650k221/0/050k33k
Helter Skelter Polka Team Chaos Chosen1720k101/0/040k1 - 21690k192/1/260k25k
Swarm, TheChaos Dwarf1480k110/0/010k1 - 21440k161/0/180k27k
Müllem MaraudersOrc1680k120/0/080k1 - 01590k91/0/150k26k
VeganzOgre1690k110/0/120k1 - 21780k192/0/260k32k
Embalming boysTomb Kings1670k70/0/070k0 - 01500k90/1/020k27k
Gondolin GeneralsHigh Elf1410k110/0/020k1 - 51430k323/1/030k22k
Golag GruntsOrc1570k90/0/030k1 - 11570k90/0/060k26k
Riding the Blue WaveLizardmen1650k223/0/170k2 - 21650k182/0/180k30k
Annunaki UtdChaos Dwarf1600k223/1/070k2 - 01640k60/0/010k19k
Famous !Wood Elf1610k161/0/040k1 - 21620k140/0/070k29k
Van Helsing's posseyNecromantic Horror1640k140/0/060k2 - 11480k120/1/050k27k
GorkMorkersOrc1670k100/0/040k1 - 01780k70/0/130k29k
hollandGoblin1680k203/2/060k1 - 01590k135/0/060k29k
Elfish HuntersDark Elf1710k101/0/020k0 - 21710k171/0/040k36k
Bones'GaloreTomb Kings1700k162/1/130k1 - 11640k142/2/060k28k
StadeToulzinzinOrc1730k140/0/050k2 - 21510k161/0/040k25k
Hunting RidersHigh Elf1740k161/0/050k2 - 11740k131/0/140k36k
Crunchy Tibs and FibsNecromantic Horror1770k181/0/030k2 - 11750k184/0/060k31k
Ahhh [R]ats!!!Skaven1790k253/0/020k3 - 41700k252/1/040k33k
Blood Sea BuccaneersHuman1630k121/0/050k0 - 51740k250/2/070k33k
ShadowdashDark Elf1590k100/1/070k0 - 11500k130/1/020k35k
San Diego GreensOrc1840k71/0/060k0 - 11860k130/1/160k26k
Blockers OnlyDwarf1690k142/0/030k1 - 21710k193/1/070k29k
CasaverdeNurgle1740k50/0/050k0 - 11730k160/2/050k30k
A bandage torn off quickTomb Kings1460k81/0/060k0 - 21490k171/2/020k32k
Barnsley RatzSkaven1530k100/0/060k1 - 21430k120/0/070k16k
We Rattle Your CagesSkaven1740k121/0/040k1 - 21720k212/0/080k25k
Unsubtle KillTomb Kings1740k70/0/030k0 - 21760k183/1/060k33k
Dangerous HobbiesDwarf1740k70/0/030k0 - 21700k131/0/040k24k
exskinktion!!Lizardmen1740k152/1/040k1 - 21650k150/0/250k25k
BlackViperTomb Kings1590k91/1/060k0 - 11700k141/2/080k23k
raganoLizardmen1460k90/2/050k0 - 01320k70/1/160k25k
Do You Even LIFT, BroOgre1740k161/1/020k2 - 01800k133/1/040k25k
Liz TaylorLizardmen1750k131/1/070k1 - 11600k122/0/050k26k
Get To The Chopper!!Dark Elf1750k81/0/040k0 - 31720k241/3/050k25k
Necrotizing FaciitisNecromantic Horror1370k80/0/020k1 - 21320k173/0/020k23k
Downtown bakersHalfling1690k255/0/180k2 - 11370k101/0/020k33k
Not waving but drowningNecromantic Horror1750k110/2/010k0 - 21680k140/2/070k28k
HighbrowsHigh Elf1510k60/0/050k0 - 11550k80/0/080k31k
Baumschnitzer ''14Wood Elf1710k171/0/070k2 - 21810k183/0/060k26k
Abilene AsesoramientosSkaven1700k100/0/030k1 - 21790k131/0/040k29k
All Star Khemri Tomb Kings1720k121/0/080k1 - 11770k162/2/020k28k
Blitz, Please!Dark Elf1480k81/0/040k0 - 21450k120/0/080k27k
Ship 13284B World TourSlann1770k173/1/020k1 - 21800k172/0/170k25k
New Gork Giant RatzUnderworld Denizens1690k102/0/040k0 - 11950k122/0/030k32k
Ranked AmateursHuman1690k60/0/060k0 - 21670k120/0/080k26k
Under IdiomsUnderworld Denizens1640k132/0/030k1 - 31400k222/1/050k25k
[R] Elijah Wood ElvesWood Elf1540k162/1/010k1 - 31450k241/2/050k25k
Woody WoodpeckWood Elf1680k151/0/050k2 - 31680k170/0/140k31k
Normcore ElvesElven Union1760k223/1/160k2 - 11530k174/1/070k28k
Leghorn SharksOrc1770k151/0/170k2 - 01770k91/1/040k20k
CroakerzSlann1670k245/0/020k2 - 21670k160/0/040k18k
Worlds Edge Warp WanderersUnderworld Denizens1790k110/1/040k1 - 11490k142/1/030k25k
Pit stopDwarf1720k151/0/080k2 - 01520k112/1/030k20k
IcebergzNorse1740k151/1/040k1 - 21720k211/2/130k21k
Carp ArtsWood Elf1720k265/1/020k1 - 61720k362/0/190k24k
Nurgle WaspNurgle1820k90/0/040k1 - 11920k101/0/060k31k
She's A SensationWood Elf1850k181/0/060k2 - 21890k191/1/060k33k