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Noocastle Snot Bombers

TEAM HISTORY
After paying a goblin too much to travel across the narrow Tazman Straits to the Deserted Isles, the Noocastle Snot Bombers were disappointed to find out the Isles were not actually made of desserts....

However there was bloodbowl there, so why not join in?
DIBBL Record
DIBBL Pre-Entry Games 0-2-11
DIBBL Season IV 0-1-4

Biggest win 0-0 vs ##team##
Biggest loss 0-5 vs Morgwegian
Highest score for 2
Best Casualty score 9-2 vs Transfusion Time
Worst Casualty score 2-6 vs Fungal Finks
First win ??? (?th DIBBL game)
Kills
Tinky killed by Weggie Rhite on 2016 MAR 18
Loop the Luxuries killed by Flay Splatthews on 2016 MAR 18
Leave the Low killed by Flay Splatthews on 2016 MAR 18
Edward Goldfield killed by Malil Kack on 2016 MAR 18
Hamlet Androjse killed by Flay Splatthews on 2016 MAR 20
Cliff Retchard killed by Groe Jeen on 2016 MAR 20
The Bard killed by Jeacon Dones on 2016 MAR 24
Nurse Totties Booted by Sean Bootspike on 2016 MAR 24
Ogres R.I.P'd
The players that made the ultimate sacrifice on the pitch.
Dead OgreThis Ogre died.

Poor Ogre.
Honours
Waikikamukau 2017 Groe 'Mean' Jean - Most Casualties.
Ogre Progression Tracker
(OG designates Founding Team)
#1 Weggie 'The Myth' Rhite OG
Weggie hails from the infamous SWL team 'Hostile Kiddies IV' as the greatest (human) Ogre in SWL history he is keen to build on that reputation within the Deserted Isles
+Guard, +Break Tackle
#2 Wustin 'The Bad' Jatt OG
+Guard, +Block, +Break Tackle
#Groe 'Mean' Jeen OG
+Block, +Break Tackle, +Multiple Block
#4 Flay 'Claymaker' Splatthews OG
After a Stella performance in his second game The Claymaker has stepped up tp the plate alongside Weggie as a force to be reckoned with.
+Guard, +Break Tackle
#15 Jeacon 'The Ram' Dones
+Break Tackle +Niggle
#16 Malil 'Mayhem' Kack
+Break Tackle, +Guard
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
  21 0 0 0 11 0 22/ 180k
(140+40)k
 
2
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Block, Break Tackle
  19 0 1 0 13 2 39/ 210k
(140+70)k
 
3
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Block, Break Tackle, Multiple Block
  20 0 0 0 18 2 46/ 210k
(140+70)k
 
4
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
  21 0 1 0 11 0 25/ 180k
(140+40)k
 
5
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
 
6
Gnoblar
5 1 3 4
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Block
-av 20 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 50k
(20+30)k
 
7
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
n, m 18 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(0)k
 
8
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
Diving Tackle
  8 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 40k
(20+20)k
 
9
Gnoblar
6 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
+MA
  20 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 50k
(20+30)k
 
10
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
 
11
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
 
12
Gnoblar
5 1 3 5
Disposable, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 20k
(20+0)k
 
15
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle
n 15 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 160k
(140+20)k
 
16
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
  18 0 0 0 9 2 28/ 180k
(140+40)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: suttbutt Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1490k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 230k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1650k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:21 (0/3/18) |TD Diff:-45 (10 - 55) |Cas Diff:2 (43/19/11 - 51/16/4)
Last Opponent: Orc Lordz

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
StinkfingerChaos Dwarf960k132/1/150k0 - 21140k184/0/060k22k
Overly RefinedSlann980k230/4/260k2 - 3970k191/1/070k9k
Sour Sea ScavengersShambling Undead1000k111/1/130k0 - 31090k223/1/070k11k
Stirland PeasantsHuman1020k90/1/140k0 - 31020k244/1/070k18k
Fungal FinksOrc1180k91/1/060k0 - 31490k293/3/070k15k
Edimmian DeliveranceVampire1310k133/0/120k0 - 31330k140/0/050k24k
MorgwegianNorse1330k50/0/030k0 - 5880k314/1/090k26k
Rot'n'Roll Hall of PhlegmNurgle1290k132/1/120k0 - 11000k101/0/070k13k
Ook OokSimyin1350k192/2/070k2 - 21830k222/3/060k28k
Fast Food Chain GangHalfling1270k92/0/030k0 - 2930k114/0/060k17k
For all the SteaksDark Elf1460k164/0/030k1 - 51570k283/0/180k18k
Nobbla's Dirty StarsGoblin1480k204/1/120k1 - 11230k172/1/160k21k
Sexual Elf ClinicElven Union1370k173/0/150k2 - 31000k222/0/030k16k
Disregarded DerelictsChaos Chosen1500k102/0/050k1 - 11500k101/0/090k15k
Fatal FlawsShambling Undead1550k112/1/030k0 - 11390k142/0/070k18k
Ashenhall Owls Wood Elf1570k185/1/020k1 - 21690k191/2/050k24k
Crouching Saurus Hidden SkinkLizardmen1550k91/1/020k0 - 41880k253/1/070k25k
Back Alley Burglars bb16Ogre1470k132/1/160k0 - 22000k175/0/070k29k
Transfusion Time bb16Vampire1650k235/3/160k0 - 31900k181/0/150k21k
Cripple Peak Stone-StealersUnderworld Denizens1610k92/0/060k0 - 21580k193/0/070k22k
Orc LordzOrc1690k50/0/010k0 - 41530k312/2/180k20k