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Teams we made retire:'Woodn't it be nice' Little Jojo was born in the village of Hammington. Hammington is a small village on the outskirts of Hobbitton filled with wondrous hobbit and many varieties of pie. He came from a long line of master pie makers, the most respected profession. It was always expected that he would continue his family tradition and learn the secret recipe to make the 'ultimate cheese pie'. When he was old enough one day Papa Jojo took him into the basement of the family bakery. The day had finally come. Papa was going to show him the secret ingredient. Jojo looked around the room to try and guess what it would be but all that was there was a huge vat of pastry mix. Next thing he knew his Paps threw off his shoes and jumped into the pastry. Using his toes to shape the mix he invited Jojo in to join him. He explained that Halfings have the worst most cheesy smelling feet in the whole world and without their shoes the smell is practically toxic; it almost makes a really nice cheese sauce! Jojo was only 84 moons only when he realised his true purpose in life. One day the famous Halfling Blood Bowl team 'Redcheek Puffers' came to visit the village. It was a great day with feasting, desserts and a little Blood Bowl on the side. The village formed a team to play against the 'Redcheeks' and Jojo was selected to be the team captain. It should be noted here that even a professinal halfling team is not particularly good at the sport so Hammington's team actually had a chance of winning. The first turn of the game Little Jojo was naturally thinking about food. Then his mind wandered to pies and the secret recipe. He knew what to do! In the first turn of the game Jojo sprang forward and threw off his shoes and lifted his feet to the opposing treeman's face. The giant oak collapsed to the floor stunned and immediately felt the feet off 11 halflings on top of him. The traumatised tree left the pitch dazed and confused. (The treeman's lawyer will not allow him to be named). Although the match was never completed, both teams ate too much at half time, Jojo inspired the village into forming a permanent team using his tactics. After rounding up all the Halfings who were interested in more halftime snacks Jojo formed his team. Named after their famous tactic they began their careers in the Blood Bowl world as 'We Lost Our Shoes!' Player Stats last updated = 28 games Top Name # Completions Stumpy Shortstuff Snooty Muffinman Happy Underhill Popo The Third Jimmeny Crickets Old Bob 1 Touchdowns Itchy Barefoot 4 Interceptions Bombur Roundbelly 1 Casualties Woody Woodson 14 Most Valuable Player Pumpty Trumpty 4 Star Player Points Woody Woodson 33 Passing Stumpy Shortstuff Snooty Muffinman Old Bob 6 Rushing Snooty Muffinman Binky Bos 51 Blocks Morgan Treeman 190 Fouls Chuppin' Billy Popo The Third 8 Underconstruction2 Underconstruction3 Underconstruction4 Underconstruction5 Underconstruction6

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Morc and Croc	Orc	950k	11	1/1/0	30k	0 - 0	1030k	9	0/2/0	50k	15k
SilvAno	Wood Elf	950k	9	1/1/0	60k	0 - 5	1000k	27	0/1/0	70k	19k
Undead Eggheads	Shambling Undead	930k	8	0/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1020k	10	1/0/0	70k	23k
Railsea Raiders	Dwarf	950k	6	0/0/0	70k	0 - 3	1000k	26	5/1/0	50k	12k
People we love	Chaos Dwarf	920k	7	0/0/1	70k	0 - 2	990k	19	2/1/1	50k	16k
Woodn't it be nice	Wood Elf	940k	19	1/1/0	90k	3 - 2	990k	22	4/0/0	50k	7k
Itzi Boboz	Lizardmen	970k	19	3/0/1	70k	2 - 0	1000k	7	0/0/0	40k	27k
Vulcha Skwad	Orc	1060k	12	0/2/0	40k	1 - 2	990k	20	1/1/2	70k	20k
Moranion my Hero	High Elf	1020k	18	2/2/1	30k	1 - 4	990k	29	3/0/2	60k	17k
Zebra Trois	Shambling Undead	980k	14	3/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1130k	18	3/0/0	50k	24k
South City Scum [B]	Human	1000k	11	0/1/0	70k	1 - 2	990k	23	4/2/0	30k	14k
Mid and Feed	Skaven	1040k	9	0/0/0	20k	1 - 2	1000k	22	4/0/1	30k	26k
Insanity Jones BBC	Goblin	1080k	14	2/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1190k	10	1/0/0	20k	19k
Green Guard [B]	Orc	1090k	11	1/0/0	80k	1 - 1	1120k	14	2/0/1	20k	28k
Come un gatto sull'Aurelia	Skaven	1080k	13	1/0/0	30k	2 - 3	1040k	28	4/2/0	70k	21k
with BACON	Halfling	1080k	10	0/1/1	70k	0 - 0	1160k	11	2/1/0	50k	34k
Beauty(rotters) and the Beast	Nurgle	1120k	12	0/2/0	70k	1 - 0	1160k	5	0/0/0	40k	25k
Woodies of Mass Distraction	Wood Elf	1150k	8	0/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1440k	13	1/0/1	50k	26k
Far, far away	Orc	1150k	13	1/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1140k	10	1/0/0	10k	18k
verdolagas	Underworld Denizens	1140k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 0	1400k	9	2/0/0	30k	29k
Green Guard [B]	Orc	1160k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 6	1250k	44	7/0/3	50k	37k
[B] New Brunswick Rat Riots	Skaven	1160k	13	2/2/0	70k	0 - 3	1320k	28	4/2/0	70k	28k
Brigadier Fend	Dwarf	1100k	9	2/1/0	50k	0 - 3	1440k	29	7/0/0	70k	25k
Poneyphenix	High Elf	1130k	14	4/0/1	50k	1 - 4	1080k	23	2/0/0	60k	23k
Humains du Barthas	Human	1090k	8	0/0/0	20k	1 - 3	1540k	26	3/1/1	60k	33k
Carnival of Bribe	Dark Elf	1020k	13	2/3/0	30k	0 - 1	1190k	20	5/0/1	40k	25k
Agdar Hrafners	Norse	1030k	7	0/1/1	60k	0 - 2	1260k	25	4/3/1	60k	26k
Vi nide Yiou [B]	Halfling	970k	18	3/2/0	50k	1 - 1	1110k	22	5/2/0	70k	20k
Ippuntati	Elven Union	1070k	12	1/0/1	90k	1 - 1	1000k	11	0/0/0	70k	20k
11 Pact	Chaos Renegade	1180k	10	1/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1130k	15	0/3/0	20k	35k
Whirlwind of Chaos and Looting	Chaos Renegade	1080k	15	0/1/3	70k	2 - 0	1060k	14	3/1/0	60k	20k
Cave Creepers	Underworld Denizens	1100k	10	1/1/0	70k	1 - 1	1370k	18	3/1/1	40k	31k