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poke borax

Etymology
From poke borak or poke borack, probably by substitution of the unfamiliar word, by the law of Hobson-Jobson.

Alternative forms
poke borack
poke borak

Verb
1. (intransitive, Australia, New Zealand, often with "at") To impart false information in an attempt to mislead.
- Example: 2004, C. K. Stead, Mansfield: A Novel, unnumbered page,
"Maybe the geezer was a major really. Or maybe he was poking borax. That was the trouble with toffs from outside the area – you didn't know where you were with them."

2. (intransitive, Australia, New Zealand, often with "at") To ridicule.
- Example: 1955, Helen Mary Wilson, Land of My Children, page xiii,
"Now you′re poking borax at me, Mother! Making me out to be a romancer and historian. Aren′t I a farmer?"

3. (intransitive, Blood Bowl) To attempt something dangerously risky, akin to suicide
- Example: 2516: unknown
"Did ya see that lump of flesh in casualty? Nutter poked Borak on the line of scrimmage. Can't see that he'll survive this, will be a rotter for sure"

Victims


Lord Borak the Despoiler
Chaos Warrior
MA
ST
AG
AV
G
5
5
3
9
8
R
B
P
F
Spp
12
80
0
1
33
Cp
Td
In
Cas
Mvp
0
1
0
10
2
Injuries

Skills
Loner, Block, Dirty Player, Mighty Blow
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Rotter
5 3 3 7
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
-av, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
 
2
Pestigor
7 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+MA
  8 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 110k
(80+30)k
 
3
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  8 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
4
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Extra Arms
  8 1 1 0 1 1 11/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
5
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  7 1 0 0 1 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80+0)k
 
7
Rotter
4 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Block
-ma 7 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
9
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Dirty Player
  8 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 60k
(40+20)k
 
10
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  7 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
  5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: ramchop Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 850k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 890k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:8 (1/2/5) |TD Diff:-4 (5 - 9) |Cas Diff:8 (13/4/5 - 8/4/2)
Last Opponent: mountain gorillas

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
King Boombastic's ChestbeatersSimyin800k70/0/160k0 - 1830k161/2/180k17k
Mighty Tug BoatsHuman800k111/0/050k1 - 1650k143/0/030k14k
Dwarf BeersiesDwarf770k144/0/140k0 - 11170k142/1/080k24k
Auckland VioletsAmazon870k71/0/040k0 - 11260k80/0/060k26k
Mootland FryersHalfling800k193/1/140k2 - 01110k71/0/050k31k
Haman's HammersChaos Dwarf810k71/0/050k0 - 21160k131/0/060k20k
Mojo's Magic GangSimyin770k151/2/270k1 - 21100k130/0/120k11k
mountain gorillasSimyin880k122/1/060k1 - 11270k100/1/080k14k