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The Righteous Impunity are an ancient breed, with their fabled introduction to the ranked major league dating all the way back to 2504. Also emerging at the time was a completely unknown coach making his very first appearance in the professional world of blood bowl. It's with this team that paradocks is said to have paid his dues to the sport. Originally owned by the Deep Krimson Foundation before control was snatched up in a dubious takeover move by their current holders the Obsidiom Corporation towards the end of 2504.

The team was initially very popular when they sprung onto the scene, becoming known for an unpredictable and reckless style of play that fans loved. While finding matches for the team was no problem due to their often less than stellar performance, this made for prosperous beginnings. Eventually the gimmick wore off and a lot of fans lost interest in the Impunity brand of blood bowl, also it was getting a lot harder to find games with their on-field performance drastically improving.

What followed was an 8 year hiatus as the team drifted around the globe looking for action as deal after deal fell through. Despite an unimpressive record, they carry with them such a fearsome reputation that many squads breakdown in sheer panic and devastation at the very thought of facing such lunatics on the grass. Having never conceded a match in their club's history - the impugned ones are far from a pushover by anyone's standards!

In 2514 a grand fixture was set to take place for the 1st round of the Warpstone Open IX qualifier between the Righteous Impunity and one of the oldest dwarven teams of all-time the KAMU Techies. For the dwarves weak-ish roster at the time however, the current RI squad was deemed too strong to play against and preparations were made to prevent the match from happening. While the Impunity's hopes in the tournament were more or less destroyed by missing the match, with paradocks himself narrowly avoiding serious legal action to have him barred from competing once more. Strangely the other coach seemed to be supported by league officials in what was occuring - what can i say? that's the scandalously corrupt world of pro blood bowl folks.

[Head Coach] Gruff 'Supertouch' Gnasir
[Assistant Coaches] Gnosto Gnasir, Zoltan Veridian

[Cheerleading Squad] Righteous Impurity
[Home Field]
[Fan Club] Righteous Improprietors
[Mascot]

[Team Uniform]
Primary Colours: Crimson with navy blue
Trim: Black and cream

[New Recruits]
Arberus Thnaks (BC)
Truana Pazi (HG)

[Theme Music]
Cybotron - "Colossus (Short Mix)"


The team would like to thank their art designer Kalminael, loyal sponsor Crater-Ade, and of course his tyrannical majesty the Grand Mephisto; without whom nothing would be possible.


=Team=
Biggest TR/TV: 2310k - 67th match vs. Breaded Beards [GLT XIII] (2517)
Biggest Opponent: 2390k - 70th match vs. Slim Chance Brigade (2517)
Biggest Gate: 71,000 spectators - 53rd match vs. Gli amici di Semev (2504)
Biggest Winnings: 80,000 gold (65th match - 2516)
Highest Fan Factor: 9 (after 66th match - 2516)
Most Funds in Treasury: 190,000 gold (after 64th match - 2516)
Best Victory: 4-1 - 27th match vs. Skund Partisans (2504)
Worst Defeat: 0-5 - 4th match vs. Blades of Fury (2504)

=Player=
Longest Attendance Streak: 63 games - Vladiztblek from 2504-2514


2514: Warpstone Open IX Qualifier IV (TD: PurpleChest) - Lost in the 2nd round
2517: GLT XIII: Fastest To Apply Qualifier 2 (TD: BattleLore) - Out in the 1st round



-== HONOURING OUR DECEASED HEROES ==-

Gnork Gnasir - The only Gnasir brother to ever die on the pitch.
Ergo Fury Protonomous - The team's most prolific centaur of all time.
Khazzisid & Xork - Loyal long serving original founding members of the team.


© 2504 - 2517 Obsidiom Corp. Righteous Impunity® is a registered trademark of Obsidiom Corp. All rights reserved.
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  32 0 0 0 6 2 22/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Mighty Blow, Dirty Player, Guard, Juggernaut, Dauntless
  68 0 0 0 27 8 94/176 170k
(70+100)k
 
3
Enslaved Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Block, Guard, Stand Firm
n 27 0 0 0 9 4 38/51 220k
(150+70)k
 
4
Bull Centaur Blitzer
7 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, +MA, Frenzy, Break Tackle
  36 1 7 0 11 2 54/76 220k
(130+90)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  31 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
6
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge, Shadowing, Fend
  67 0 10 0 3 4 56/76 130k
(40+90)k
 
7
Hobgoblin
5 3 3 7
Block, Strip Ball
-ma 67 3 4 0 5 1 30/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
8
Hobgoblin
5 3 4 6
+AG, Sure Hands, Block, Tackle, Pass Block
-av, -ma, m 69 20 20 0 6 5 117/176 160k
(0)k
 
9
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 8
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
-av 34 0 0 0 5 4 30/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
10
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  24 0 0 1 2 1 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
11
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
  19 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
12
Hobgoblin
6 3 4 7
Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Pass Block, Kick-Off Return
  58 9 10 2 3 7 84/176 160k
(40+120)k
 
13
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Dodge, Break Tackle
  16 0 3 0 4 4 37/51 200k
(130+70)k
 
14
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
16
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: paradocks Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 2180k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2340k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:70 (15/18/37) |TD Diff:-53 (65 - 118) |Cas Diff:43 (80/53/21 - 52/41/18)
Last Opponent: Slim Chance Brigade

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Nurgle's NossiesNurgle's Rotters1000k91/0/170k0 - 31080k264/0/260k32k
Strike Force XerxesHigh Elf1000k181/1/110k2 - 21150k160/2/010k18k
Cheating is WinningGoblin1060k112/1/060k0 - 31310k191/0/130k48k
Blades of FuryDark Elf960k91/0/130k0 - 51000k252/0/070k26k
Stones n Bones IncKhemri1020k80/0/130k0 - 21070k130/0/150k56k
Steppe RaidersNorse970k141/0/050k2 - 21080k151/0/050k20k
Rune HammerDwarf1050k100/0/030k1 - 21000k171/1/130k35k
Natural Born LiarsChaos Dwarf1050k60/0/040k0 - 11000k123/0/050k43k
Why Did I Play ThemOrc1090k71/0/020k0 - 21000k140/1/130k36k
Grandmas LegsUndead1070k112/1/060k0 - 31120k160/1/080k29k
Rotten Roman RulersKhemri1150k50/0/040k0 - 31000k223/1/020k19k
Jun'ko JaguarsLizardmen1200k122/0/240k0 - 41080k170/1/080k30k
GenesisMarinesHuman1280k80/0/040k1 - 31000k190/0/030k38k
Godt HoldOrc1330k70/1/070k0 - 01000k71/0/070k49k
Like we careNurgle's Rotters1380k92/0/040k0 - 31290k201/2/020k35k
Urghonious ToothLizardmen1430k93/1/010k0 - 21130k151/0/150k23k
Unbelievable Armor 10Chaos1440k121/1/120k0 - 31440k201/2/070k25k
MornholmKhemri1490k112/2/040k0 - 01470k112/0/160k28k
NarguuhzKhemri1390k71/0/030k0 - 01400k71/0/040k29k
AxiomatixDark Elf1440k171/1/030k2 - 21370k130/0/050k25k
SV Werewolves BremenNecromantic1510k191/1/040k1 - 01550k00/0/00k33k
OreDwellersDwarf1600k121/1/060k1 - 11600k183/2/010k52k
DeathknightsUndead1690k151/0/150k2 - 21470k150/2/040k50k
What EverChaos1770k163/1/020k1 - 11380k80/0/020k58k
MattonesNecromantic Horror1830k211/3/00k2 - 31840k150/0/020k40k
Baltimore RavensHuman1870k191/2/050k2 - 11700k90/0/020k48k
Skund PartisansWood Elf1920k263/3/020k4 - 11920k120/0/040k27k
Ireland orcOrc1990k70/0/130k0 - 21730k150/0/270k61k
CarnosauriaLizardmen1810k131/1/00k1 - 21400k110/0/070k47k
Midnight SurfersUndead1850k161/0/120k2 - 21710k232/2/260k49k
Kahul ServantsHuman1770k131/1/030k1 - 21130k131/0/060k53k
Melody of BirdlandHigh Elf1820k171/2/00k1 - 21500k140/0/0100k50k
Falling RocksNorse1850k201/2/130k2 - 01700k60/0/020k56k
Badland Burning BombersOrc1930k50/0/040k0 - 11850k111/0/040k37k
Damn Quick Yet AgainSkaven1970k211/2/250k2 - 02000k70/1/030k46k
Super-HSVChaos Dwarf2070k111/2/050k0 - 42020k271/1/230k61k
bartmanDwarf2050k132/0/010k1 - 11700k152/0/160k46k
FlashgitzOrc1930k50/0/050k0 - 11860k80/0/060k62k
Round FellasChaos Dwarf1870k100/0/120k1 - 31620k140/1/020k60k
Kerrunch UnitedOrc1920k110/0/050k1 - 11690k121/1/040k57k
Centi BombersDwarf2000k120/1/040k1 - 21920k130/1/060k42k
Blue DwarfDwarf1900k100/0/030k1 - 31660k211/0/240k66k
Demonic DestructionChaos Chosen1710k91/1/010k0 - 01750k112/1/060k51k
Dead WizardsUndead1740k122/1/040k0 - 31430k201/1/080k49k
Thukker TribeOrc1670k60/0/010k0 - 31520k220/1/150k38k
Lord of DestructionOrc1600k71/0/030k0 - 21830k152/0/010k57k
AviaryElf1630k201/1/030k3 - 21450k140/0/050k33k
Sphinx RevivalNecromantic1710k130/0/060k2 - 01180k70/1/050k65k
MolokoNurgle's Rotters1710k141/2/120k1 - 11500k80/0/080k64k
Balrog SlayersDwarf1750k131/0/030k1 - 21550k151/1/030k41k
Orc Of CourseOrc1800k80/0/010k1 - 21700k160/1/060k56k
Miasmic DeadfinsShambling Undead1830k122/0/020k1 - 21700k131/0/010k37k
Gli amici di SemeOrc1870k131/0/040k2 - 01660k90/1/020k71k
Black LightDark Elf1870k142/1/010k1 - 01890k80/1/030k60k
Night FlowersDark Elf1960k101/2/00k1 - 11560k140/0/050k53k
Fickle FlickersWood Elf1860k202/3/010k1 - 31740k170/0/050k30k
Riiibbbbit!Slann1880k214/1/160k2 - 11810k100/0/060k24k
Mummy MayhemTomb Kings1930k141/2/050k1 - 01890k81/0/060k26k
Absense of LightDark Elf1940k213/0/160k2 - 01820k60/0/050k29k
Monobrow DodgersDark Elf1970k91/1/060k0 - 21980k140/0/070k29k
Cloverfield Corpse CarriersShambling Undead2040k111/0/070k1 - 02000k111/1/020k30k
Last Dead StandingShambling Undead2020k92/0/030k0 - 22110k151/1/030k38k
We Stole The Fling's CakesHigh Elf2030k132/0/040k1 - 31990k260/2/060k34k
Nurgle's NuisancesNurgle1890k170/2/170k2 - 11880k90/0/030k21k
Undead All Stars FCShambling Undead2260k232/3/180k2 - 01900k173/2/060k30k
British Irish CoffeeHuman2130k152/1/040k1 - 12070k80/0/040k22k
Breaded BeardsDwarf2310k91/0/110k0 - 22080k130/1/070k30k
CubicSkaven2240k142/0/120k1 - 21780k172/1/040k36k
FelicesLos4Norse2120k110/0/080k2 - 21770k201/2/020k30k
Slim Chance BrigadeElven Union2210k163/1/040k1 - 12390k172/1/020k37k