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⚰️Dead Men Walking⚰️
Retired [L] Zandri



Chief Slave:
Razmus the Weary

Race:
Zandri
Khemri stars

Dead Men Walking

With origins literally forgotten in the mists of time, their sleep disturbed by those that would reveal treasures long locked in the tombs of the fallen. They seek to hide that which would be revealed... and probably knock some heads.

Don't be put off by their size. They're big, bony pussy cats... they don't win, and usually fall apart when facing any competition.

Hmm... I think I now understand why pyramids are decorated with so many gold knick-knacks... it's to get the treasury spent!
2019-07-15 razmus Expensive mistakes. Roll 1 - Catastrophe. Lost 370k gold.
2019-09-12 razmus Expensive mistakes. Roll 1 - Major Incident. Lost 160k gold.
2020-03-07 razmus Expensive mistakes. Roll 1 - Major Incident. Lost 130k gold.
2020-07-23 razmus Expensive mistakes. Roll 1 - Catastrophe. Lost 260k gold.
2020-10-14 razmus Expensive mistakes. Roll 1 - Major Incident. Lost 170k gold.

SRecordNotes
P0-0-1Pharoh Hokhbe injured and unable to start at the beginning of season three.
32-1-4Finished fifth of eight in the Builders East Division
P0-1-0Played another undead team to a standstill.
43-1-3Pharoh Hokhbe killed. Khortytsa the Hook killed. Finished in a three way tie for third out of eight in the Eastern Division.
P0-0-2
53-0-4Fifth of nine in the Upper Division. Lost the fifth slot for the playoffs to treasures and player awards.
61-1-5Seventh of eight.
84-3-4Eighth of eleven. Game six: Khortytsa II the Hooker killed, and the opponent coach gloated before the body was even off the field.
P0-0-1[SL]UMBBL Cup V
91-3-2
2-0-1
Fourth of eight in upper division. First appearance in the playoffs. Lost in finals.
100-2-3
0-0-1
Truly a pathetic showing. Fourth of seven in upper division. Second appearance in playoffs.
111-3-2Fifth of seven
150-0-0
Season Eight
Golden Gauntlet of Ixlsis (blocks)
Pharoh Semerus
108
Season Six
Golden Gauntlet of Ixlsis (blocks)
Pharoh Semerus
79
Season Four
Golden Gauntlet of Ixlsis (blocks)
Pharoh Semerus
81
Season Three
Golden Mace of Ixlsis (casualties)
Pharoh Semerus
8
Golden Gauntlet of Ixlsis (blocks)
Pharoh Semerus
85
NSL template by Balle2000.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tomb Guardian Ancient
3 5 1 9
Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Dodge, Guard, Break Tackle, Stand Firm
  51 0 0 0 27 8 94/ 240k
(130+110)k
 
2
Tomb Guardian Ancient
3 5 1 9
Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Guard, Tackle, Break Tackle, Stand Firm
m 63 0 0 0 43 5 111/ 230k
(0)k
 
4
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
  9 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
5
Catch-Ra
7 2 4 7
Catch, Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Regeneration
Block, +AG, Side Step, Dauntless, Sprint
  58 2 25 0 4 2 95/ 210k
(90+120)k
 
6
Catch-Ra
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge, Nerves Of Steel, Regeneration
Block, +MA, Side Step, Diving Catch, +MA
-ma 53 0 19 0 0 5 82/ 210k
(90+120)k
 
7
Throw-Ra Slave
6 4 2 7
Jump Up, Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
Block, Accurate, +ST, Kick-Off Return
  42 10 5 1 1 7 64/ 190k
(80+110)k
 
8
Throw-Ra Slave
6 3 2 7
Jump Up, Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
Block, Tackle
  17 2 0 0 1 5 29/ 120k
(80+40)k
 
9
Ta
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block, Dauntless, Tackle
  53 0 0 0 7 4 34/ 110k
(50+60)k
 
10
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block, Tackle, Dauntless
  63 0 0 0 13 4 46/ 110k
(50+60)k
 
11
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
  16 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
13
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  31 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(50+20)k
 
14
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 1 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
Guard, Block
-ag 62 1 0 1 4 2 21/ 100k
(50+50)k
 
15
Do
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
  29 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
16
Ul
Skeleton Slaves
5 3 2 7
Jump Up, Regeneration, Thick Skull
  25 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Zandri Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1900k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 2130k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:64 (16/15/33) |TD Diff:-33 (71 - 104) |Cas Diff:26 (103/40/24 - 74/45/22)
Last Opponent: Bastion of Bronze

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
[SL] Heroes of The Post OfficeHigh Elf980k101/0/030k1 - 31000k231/2/050k17k
[SL] Shadow HordeClan Eshin900k143/1/030k1 - 41280k200/0/050k13k
Reckoners of SoulsSisters of Sigmar1020k70/0/060k0 - 2980k182/0/170k21k
[SL] Two and a Half ElvesHalf-Elf1120k81/0/060k0 - 01170k90/1/120k13k
[SL] Oni Way to LiveNippon1200k70/0/120k0 - 2980k131/0/070k20k
[SLA] Darkwood DwellersZoat1200k194/1/070k2 - 11090k100/1/050k15k
Snorkland StarsSea Elf1340k111/1/030k1 - 21250k170/0/180k20k
G.E.M.S GreeniesEngineers1360k140/1/060k2 - 11250k112/0/060k15k
Undead FroggiesRasetra1410k101/0/250k0 - 01400k71/1/150k23k
Snorkland StarsSea Elf1440k151/1/040k2 - 21640k172/0/060k27k
[SL] Shadow HordeClan Eshin1540k224/1/050k2 - 11420k90/0/020k34k
SL Shogun Northern Nippon1620k111/1/130k0 - 22210k215/0/050k31k
G.E.M.S GreeniesEngineers1630k141/0/060k2 - 11540k164/0/140k22k
[SL] Two and a Half ElvesHalf-Elf1560k233/2/020k2 - 31590k202/0/050k33k
[SL] Raining Cats and Dogz!Were1570k173/1/040k1 - 21650k151/1/070k29k
Khorney JokesKhorne1590k193/0/170k2 - 02200k120/3/070k24k
Ocean DodgersSea Elf1560k120/1/040k1 - 21590k110/0/050k25k
[SL] The DisapperatorsEthereal1720k162/1/120k1 - 41640k211/0/080k24k
Kurnous CowboysKurnous1780k112/0/010k1 - 31900k211/1/050k22k
SL Shogun Northern Nippon1710k111/0/030k1 - 32220k211/0/170k28k
Ecstasy and AgonyDaemons of Slaanesh1880k60/0/010k0 - 22180k150/1/180k28k
Scarlet KissersLahmian1710k262/2/250k3 - 01830k80/1/070k26k
[SL] Raining Cats and Dogz!Were1800k161/1/070k2 - 12000k110/1/070k35k
G.E.M.S GreeniesEngineers1840k130/0/080k2 - 12110k144/0/010k26k
[SL] Shadow HordeClan Eshin1870k243/1/130k2 - 41500k210/1/020k27k
Heavy Steel Elf MachinesSea Elf1890k110/1/010k1 - 21520k173/0/060k28k
Martek MagiciansAraby1900k183/2/040k1 - 21670k161/1/080k28k
Kurnous CowboysKurnous1940k203/1/070k2 - 01660k70/0/060k29k
Ecstasy and AgonyDaemons of Slaanesh2060k101/1/040k0 - 22050k151/0/050k36k
SL Shogun Northern Nippon2090k111/0/160k0 - 22410k172/1/070k29k
Honorable PrivateersPirates of Sartosa2030k91/1/040k0 - 11830k150/3/050k32k
G.E.M.S GreeniesEngineers1760k100/0/080k1 - 12290k142/1/040k24k
[SL] Noricum NomadsBorder Princes1980k121/1/170k0 - 32000k181/1/060k22k
G.E.M.S GreeniesEngineers2070k131/1/170k2 - 12620k162/1/020k25k
SL Shogun Northern Nippon2120k183/0/050k2 - 12340k132/0/040k24k
Bloody MobstersNippon2180k111/0/050k1 - 11610k111/0/030k25k
[SL] Shadow HordeClan Eshin2190k204/1/140k1 - 21720k171/0/160k29k
Ecstasy and AgonyDaemons of Slaanesh2230k101/0/120k0 - 22280k203/0/140k36k
Rubble RousersRasetra2130k101/0/080k1 - 11900k80/0/050k23k
[SL] Strong Jaw BaySons of Stromfels2140k80/0/030k1 - 21530k150/2/050k22k
Avelorn AcolytesAvelorn1910k191/1/070k3 - 31880k200/1/070k21k
Kurnous CowboysKurnous2150k212/0/460k2 - 01910k112/1/020k25k
Deadliest NightshadesWitch Elf2200k141/2/080k1 - 21190k163/0/070k26k
[SL] Shadow HordeClan Eshin2200k132/0/050k2 - 21980k152/1/080k31k
[SL] Noricum NomadsBorder Princes1990k204/1/050k1 - 12090k172/2/130k24k
Ecstasy and AgonyDaemons of Slaanesh2140k132/0/010k1 - 21950k183/0/060k29k
[SLA] PurgeSisters of Sigmar2280k91/0/140k0 - 31990k211/1/260k30k
Bloody MobstersNippon2000k101/0/150k1 - 11680k151/0/220k19k
Avelorn AcolytesAvelorn1970k172/0/050k2 - 11950k110/1/060k25k
Black Ark Mother FluffersBlack Ark2030k150/2/050k2 - 11470k100/0/010k27k
[SL] Shadows of AraanjaganKurgan2050k163/2/050k1 - 01530k121/1/010k31k
[SLA] PurgeSisters of Sigmar2110k151/1/160k1 - 22100k151/0/170k35k
Athel Loren ArborDryad2050k61/0/060k0 - 21650k192/3/080k34k
[SL] Shadow HordeClan Eshin1960k173/0/110k2 - 32160k193/0/080k29k
Bloody MobstersNippon2080k144/0/030k1 - 11910k130/2/060k31k
[SLA] PurgeSisters of Sigmar1950k134/0/030k1 - 22150k150/1/040k33k
Bastion of BronzeKa-Sabar2070k133/0/080k1 - 11830k171/2/130k23k
[SL] Shadows of AraanjaganKurgan2070k112/1/060k0 - 11800k130/1/260k31k
[SL] Kharry OnKhorne1970k131/1/060k1 - 11810k111/0/030k32k
Black Ark Mother FluffersBlack Ark2080k163/1/050k2 - 11560k100/0/030k24k
[SLA] PurgeSisters of Sigmar2090k71/0/030k0 - 12240k144/2/260k34k
Ecstasy and AgonyDaemons of Slaanesh2100k131/2/260k0 - 22370k140/1/070k29k
Bloody MobstersNippon2000k121/1/020k1 - 12050k120/0/180k22k
Bastion of BronzeKa-Sabar2120k100/0/060k1 - 11810k100/1/150k26k