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Bounding through the Fields of ELYSIUM








Logo by D_Arquebus
Pitch by Tussock & Karnov

RECORDED FEEDBACK...


"Chasing the Cheese"
sports comentator Gus “The Guts” Garsson

"Squeak! SQuEaK!! SQUEAK!!! *BZZZZT* ... sqik..."
Rookie Thrower Bad-Hat

"Live forever in the Fields of Elysium.."
Coach D_Arquebus



ACADEMIC PROPOSALS


SWL PREMIER LEAGUE LXXIX
Tavern Talk
1/4/2
Position: ...
TD Diff: ...
CAS Diff: ...

1- Bronzed Raiders (Chaos Dwarf) - Sharper ---- DRAW
2 - Secret Wasteland Love (Undead) - Daudy ---- DRAW
3 - Blackwater Cockfighters (Norse) - Foad ---- DRAW
4 - Malice Renegades (Renegades) - Yasmir ---- WIN
5 - TingBuDong (Chaos) - HandyKaufman ---- DRAW
6 - Pugs Not Drugs (Necromantic) - Mushoomy ---- LOSS
7 - Immortalis Inquietus (Undead) - Faulcon ---- LOSS

EXPERIMENTAL OBSERVATIONS...





Control Group




Bad-Hat RECYCLED - ROOKIE

Hooded "Smutley" Rex RETIRED - EMERGING STAR

Zucker "Fats" Leptin RETIRED - STAR

Artful Fox RETIRED- VETERAN

Athletic Droll DECEASED - EXPERIENCED

Arf' Arf'an'Arf RETIRED - STAR

"Anatomy" Animal DECEASED - VETERAN

War-Failin DECEASED - EXPERIENCED

Ars-Cynical DECEASED - ROOKIE

Bait-Shy DECEASED - ROOKIE

Rodenticide RECYCLED - ROOKIE



Failed Experiments


'Spare Parts'

Season 78: Prem (Current)

Season 77: Conf

Season 76: Conf

Season 75: Prem

Season 74: Prem

Season 73: Prem

Season 72: Conf
War-Failin DECEASED - EXPERIENCED

Talon Recyk DECEASED - ROOKIE

Bait-Shy DECEASED - ROOKIE


Season 71: Conf
Athletic Droll DECEASED - EXPERIENCED

"Anatomy" Animal DECEASED - VETERAN

Ars-Cynical DECEASED - ROOKIE

Frederick Palesnake DECEASED - Un-GEN

"Re-homed"

Season 78: Prem (Current)

Season 77: Conf

Season 76: Conf

Season 75: Prem

Season 74: Prem

Season 73: Prem

Season 72: Conf

Season 71: Conf
Bad-Hat RECYCLED - ROOKIE

Rodenticide RECYCLED - ROOKIE

Talon RECYCLED - ROOKIE


ACADEMIC HONOURS

SWL Premier Highlights



Premier Overall Record:
Seasons: 10
Played: 68 Won: 31 Drew: 21 Lost: 16
1st: 2
2nd: 3
3rd: 2
4th: 1
5th: 2

Biggest win:
...
Best casualty score:
...
Most team SPP's in a game:
...


SWL Conference Highlights



Conference Overall Record:
Seasons: 5
Played: 35 Won: 20 Drew: 10 Lost: 5
1st: 3
3rd: 1
6th: 1

Biggest win:
...
Best casualty score:
...
Most team SPP's in a game:
...



2 Seasons Conf

2 Seasons Conf

1 Season Conf


ORDER OF MERIT

Season LXXXI Awards - Conf
TDs (18): Lab Rat Elysium
Rushing yards (290): Lab Rat Elysium

Daddles Damfino (Lab Rat Elysium) 8 TDs
Carriwitchett Clackbox (Lab Rat Elysium) 8 TDs

LXXXI Conf Stars
Daddles Damfino
Carriwitchett Clackbox

LXIX Prem Stars
Aargol Baargol
Daddles Damfino

Season LXXVIII Awards - Premier
TDs (14): Lab Rat Elysium
Rushing yards (248): Lab Rat Elysium
Pass/Cp (2.8): Lab Rat Elysium

LXXVIII All Star
Daddles Damfino

LXXVIII Prem Star
Daddles Damfino

Season LXXVII Awards - Colour of Money Conference
TDs (17): Lab Rat Elysium
SPP (129): Lab Rat Elysium
Rushing yards (288): Lab Rat Elysium

LXXVII Conf Star
Deuced Darbey

Season LXXVI Awards - Orcs for Correct Spelling Conference
Rushing yards (271): Lab Rat Elysium

Season LXXIII Awards Premier
Arf' Arf'an'Arf (Lab Rat Elysium) 110 turns

LXXIII Prem Star
Arf' Arf'an'Arf




EXPERIMENTAL RESULTS

Biggest Crowd:
16k/ 37k Rd 7 Season 74 vs Wildwood Windlords
20k/ 37k Rd 2 Season 76 vs Lupine Fiasco

Biggest Match Purse:
80k Rd 2 Season 72 vs Bravado
80k Rd 6 Season 72 vs Green 'n Scabby
80k Rd 1 Season 74 vs Cryptic Cryptids
80k Rd 2 Season 77 vs Yeast Lords

Most Popular:
Fan Factor 12

Streaks
Longest Winning / Longest Drawing / Longest Losing/ Back-2-Back Prem
4 Games / 3 Games / 1 Games / 5 Seasons

Longest Undefeated
10 Games

Best/ Worst TD Diff
10(18-8) S81 /
-1(8-9) S79(P)

Highest/ Lowest TD Total
18... 10(18-8) S81 /
8... -1(8-9) S79(P)

Avg TD Diff (For-Against)
4.1 (13-8.9)*

Best/ Worst CAS Diff
-3(13-16) S79(P) /
-18(10-28) S76

Highest/ Lowest CAS Total
18... -6(18-24) S77 /
8... -16(8-24) S81

Avg CAS Diff (For-Against)
-8.5 (12.3-20.8)

Best Victory:
5-0, Rd 5 Season 72 vs Redgum's Rationalists

Worst Defeat:
2-5, Rd 7 Season 74 vs Wildwood Windlords


Budgetary Outlays

Rebuy Balance

End Of Season
Season 71: 1,380k (3rd)(C)
Season 72: 1,440k (1st)(C)
Season 73: 1,470k (2nd)(P)
Season 74: 1,470k (3rd)(P)
Season 75: 1,450k (5th)(P)
Season 76: 1,460k (6th)(C)
Season 77: 1,540k (1st)(C)
Season 78: 1,420k (3rd)(P)
Season 79: 1,330k (5th)(P)
Season 80: N/A
Season 81: 1,600k (1st)(C)

Grant Moneys

For Next Season
Season 71: N/A (C)
Season 72: N/A (P)
Season 73: 100k (P)
Season 74: 100k (P)
Season 75: 150k (C)
Season 76: 150k (C)
Season 77: 200k (P)
Season 78: 200k (P)
Season 79: 150k (C)
Season 80: N/A
Season 81: 200k (P)



PUBLISHED ARTICLES

Circa 2518 - Joined SWL Season 71 with the influx of new blood - BB16





KARNOV'S EMBLEMATIC CONFERENCE LXXI

Season Scuttlebutt

Pending

3/3/1
Position: 3rd
TD Diff: 4 (12-8)
CAS Diff: -9 (9-18)

Tavern Talk

1 - Yeast Lords (High Elves) - Fool ---- DRAW
2 - Blackwater Cockfighters (Norse) - Foad ---- WIN
3 - Effluvient Dervishes (Khemri) - Tussock ---- DRAW
4 - South Shire Dirty Dwarves (Chorf) - Samaranthae ---- WIN
5 - Elenium (Slaan) - pdarbs ---- WIN
6 - Snarling Lunar Freaks! (Necro) - Manzoo ---- DRAW
7 - Veophiles (Lizards) - Grod ---- LOSS

Coach's Thoughts: Speed... Kills...

AWARDS:

Pending


BEDOUIN FALCONS CONFERENCE LXXII



5/1/1
Position: 1st
TD Diff: 9 (14-5)
CAS Diff: -5 (13-18)

Tavern Talk

1 - Goonbongburra Windjammers (Human) - Balle2000 ---- WIN
2 - Bravado (Woodies) - Ramchop ---- WIN
3 - Ratty Old Elves (Elf) - irgy ---- LOSS
4 - TingBuDong (Chaos) - HandyKaufman ---- WIN
5 - Redgum's Rationalists (Pact) - Redgum ---- WIN
6 - Green 'n Scabby (Nurgle) - sharper ---- WIN
7 - Cryptic Cryptids (Lizards) - almic85 ---- DRAW

SWL DRAKEULAR MEMORIAL PREMIER LEAGUE LXXIII

Tavern Talk

4/1/2
Position: 2nd Place
TD Diff: 3 (10-7)
CAS Diff: -11 (10-21)

1- Unicorn Gunfight (Undead) - Relezite ---- DRAW
2 - Pugs Not Drugs (Necromantic) - Mushoomy ---- LOSS
3 - Dean Park Rangers (High Elf) - Smegish ---- WIN
4 - Blackwater Cockfighters (Norse) - Foad ---- LOSS
5 - Meklab Geargrinderz (Orc) - Wozzaa ---- WIN
6 - Immortalis Inquietus (Undead) - Faulcon ---- WIN
7 - East Farkner Journeymens Club (Human) - Dunenzed ---- WIN


SWL PREMIER LXXIV
3/2/2
Position: 3rd Place
TD Diff: 1 (14-13)
CAS Diff: -6 (14-20)


SWL PREMIER LXXV
2/3/2*
Position: 5th Place
TD Diff: 1* (10-9)
CAS Diff: -4* (14-18)


CONFERENCE LXXVI
2/3/2
Position: 6th Place
TD Diff: 2 (13-11)
CAS Diff: -18 (10-28)


CONFERENCE LXXVII
4/2/1
Position: 1st Place
TD Diff: 7 (17-10)
CAS Diff: -6 (18-24)


SWL PREMIER LXXVIII
4/1/2
Position: 3rd Place
TD Diff: 5 (14-9)
CAS Diff: -7 (14-21)

SWL PREMIER LEAGUE LXXVIII
Tavern Talk
3/2/1
Position: 3rd Place
TD Diff: 5 (14-9)
CAS Diff: -7 (14-21)

1- Bravado (Wood Elf) - Ramchop ---- WIN
2 - Immortalis Inquietus (Undead) - Faulcon ---- LOSS
3 - Pugs Not Drugs (Necromantic) - Mushoomy ---- DRAW
4 - Didgeridead (Khemri) - Balle2000 ---- WIN
5 - Yeast Lords (High Elf) - Fool ---- DRAW
6 - Pheonix Academy Sharp Shooter (High Elf) - Bobs ---- WIN
7 - Waaaaghton Redskins (Orc) - Pyates16 ---- WIN





New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lineman
7 3 3 7   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
2
Lineman
7 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard
  11 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
5
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
+MA, Sprint, Sure Feet, Leap, Block
  45 2 33 0 0 4 121/176 190k
(80+110)k
 
6
Gutter Runner
8 2 4 6
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Wrestle, Dauntless, Tackle
-ma, -av 22 3 2 0 2 6 43/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
7
Gutter Runner
9 2 4 7
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Wrestle, Dauntless, Tackle
  17 2 2 1 1 4 32/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
8
Gutter Runner
10 2 4 6
Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Sure Hands, +MA
-av 6 2 4 0 0 2 24/31 130k
(80+50)k
 
9
Lineman
7 3 3 7   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
10
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Kick, Wrestle
  19 0 1 0 0 3 18/31 90k
(50+40)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Wrestle
-ma 9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 3 7 -ma 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Wrestle
n, -ma 17 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
14
Lineman
7 3 3 7   11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
 
15
Lineman
7 3 3 7
Wrestle
  18 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
14 players  
Coach: D_Arquebus Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Skaven Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 1570k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1570k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:104 (52/31/21) |TD Diff:58 (193 - 135) |Cas Diff:-152 (93/58/22 - 187/109/29)
Last Opponent: Blackwater Cockfighters

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Yeast LordsHigh Elf1000k171/1/070k2 - 21000k140/0/070k17k
Blackwater CockfightersNorse1080k120/0/070k2 - 1920k143/0/010k14k
Effluvient DervishesTomb Kings1180k100/0/030k1 - 11120k101/0/060k22k
South Shire Dirty DwarvesChaos Dwarf1260k121/0/060k2 - 11090k122/1/010k21k
EleniumSlann1300k282/1/170k4 - 01150k112/0/040k15k
Snarling Lunar Freaks!Necromantic Horror1380k120/0/230k1 - 11390k202/4/040k22k
VeophilesLizardmen1190k60/0/050k0 - 21160k170/0/330k21k
Goonbongburra WindjammersHuman1440k130/1/030k2 - 11080k121/1/030k22k
BravadoWood Elf1440k131/0/080k2 - 01360k101/1/040k27k
Ratty Old ElvesElven Union1490k140/2/030k1 - 21310k172/0/060k27k
TingBuDong Chaos Chosen1580k142/0/040k1 - 01490k142/1/150k34k
Redgum's RationalistsChaos Renegades1570k252/0/040k5 - 01550k101/1/060k32k
Green 'n ScabbyNurgle1620k181/1/180k2 - 11510k121/0/150k26k
Cryptic CryptidsLizardmen1670k122/0/060k1 - 11730k143/0/180k30k
Unicorn GunfightShambling Undead1510k90/0/030k1 - 11570k142/2/070k30k
Pugs Not DrugsNecromantic Horror1380k60/0/050k0 - 21510k171/1/120k31k
Dean Park RangersHigh Elf1510k283/2/150k3 - 11460k161/2/040k28k
Blackwater CockfightersNorse1650k111/1/060k1 - 21400k120/1/050k34k
MekLab GeargrinderzOrc1580k120/0/060k2 - 01280k122/1/060k28k
Immortalis InquietusShambling Undead1670k151/0/130k2 - 11660k122/0/050k29k
East Farkner Journeymens ClubHuman1800k80/0/070k1 - 01530k133/0/260k31k
Cryptic CryptidsLizardmen1560k272/0/080k5 - 21410k172/1/010k29k
Brew Pub BrouhahaAmazon1420k130/1/030k2 - 21460k264/2/040k30k
[adult swim]Orc1600k60/0/070k0 - 21660k131/0/030k32k
BravadoWood Elf1720k222/3/050k2 - 01630k121/2/060k27k
Pugs Not DrugsNecromantic Horror1670k91/0/060k1 - 11640k122/1/060k35k
Blackwater CockfightersNorse1850k193/0/150k2 - 11640k112/0/010k22k
Wildwood WindlordsWood Elf1750k130/1/060k2 - 51840k280/2/050k37k
[adult swim]Orc1570k132/0/050k1 - 11520k110/1/040k40k
Evil Moon RisingDark Elf1490k294/2/060k4 - 11610k131/0/110k30k
Chrimean ChimeraNurgle1680k120/2/070k1 - 11770k214/2/160k30k
Da Lollipop GuildDwarf1520k192/0/150k2 - 11680k122/0/030k35k
Beyond the SunsetNorse1690k110/1/050k1 - 11540k122/0/060k34k
Immortalis InquietusShambling Undead1610k100/0/040k1 - 41700k273/1/060k34k
Yeast LordsHigh Elf1560k242/0/030k5 - 11380k151/0/130k32k
Lupine FiascoNecromantic Horror1590k80/0/050k1 - 11550k164/2/070k37k
Aattaallii LavaBulls (SWL)Chaos Dwarf1540k90/0/050k1 - 21360k211/4/070k32k
Styx αnd WarpstonesUnderworld Denizens1340k172/1/070k2 - 21510k234/0/160k29k
[adult swim]Orc1790k110/0/160k1 - 11700k162/2/170k36k
Skye Hoppers!Slann1520k121/1/140k0 - 21680k171/0/040k31k
Redgum's RationalistsChaos Renegades1720k160/1/060k3 - 21850k202/2/060k30k
TingBuDong Chaos Chosen1610k122/0/070k1 - 11370k162/1/150k34k
Yeast LordsHigh Elf1570k241/3/180k3 - 11670k121/0/060k29k
Redgum's RationalistsChaos Renegades1750k241/0/060k4 - 11710k224/3/040k25k
Phoenix Academy Sharp ShootersHigh Elf1530k201/2/030k3 - 31490k170/0/050k29k
ßronzed RaidersChaos Dwarf1860k211/2/070k3 - 11630k181/4/030k29k
Morning Breakfast CerealElven Union1400k101/0/060k1 - 31580k213/0/070k32k
In De NileTomb Kings1740k181/2/070k2 - 01570k73/1/070k27k
BravadoWood Elf1680k202/0/060k3 - 11560k121/0/070k32k
Immortalis InquietusShambling Undead1780k111/0/020k1 - 21750k235/1/070k31k
Pugs Not DrugsNecromantic Horror1630k212/1/020k3 - 31620k234/0/040k31k
DidgerideadTomb Kings1670k120/1/160k1 - 01730k70/1/020k33k
Yeast LordsHigh Elf1860k80/0/030k1 - 11760k142/0/070k24k
Phoenix Academy Sharp ShootersHigh Elf1880k191/1/330k2 - 11640k151/1/020k28k
Waaaaghton RedskinsOrc1930k180/1/050k3 - 11720k194/1/060k35k
ßronzed RaidersChaos Dwarf1560k152/1/030k1 - 11690k130/2/030k35k
Secret Wasteland LoveDark Elf1400k91/1/020k0 - 01880k71/0/070k35k
Blackwater CockfightersNorse1540k193/1/030k2 - 21630k213/1/020k29k
Malice Renegades!Chaos Renegades1580k170/1/150k2 - 11630k130/0/250k29k
TingBuDong Chaos Chosen1640k80/0/040k1 - 11630k121/0/050k26k
Pugs Not DrugsNecromantic Horror1630k101/0/020k1 - 21510k132/0/060k32k
Immortalis InquietusShambling Undead1640k100/0/110k1 - 21930k171/2/160k21k
Cold RockLizardmen1460k110/0/060k2 - 11610k122/0/040k33k
Frank's Food Truck CollectiveNecromantic Horror1430k160/0/030k3 - 11500k203/2/050k31k
Skye Hoppers!Slann1250k110/0/060k2 - 21430k193/1/040k24k
Bun DeadShambling Undead1660k140/0/130k2 - 01640k156/0/070k29k
Bloody SphynxesNurgle1710k191/0/130k3 - 11740k132/0/050k26k
Styx αnd WarpstonesUnderworld Denizens1730k153/0/070k2 - 11520k182/2/140k32k
Funeral Catering ServicesGoblin1620k221/0/160k4 - 21400k110/0/020k32k
BravadoWood Elf1640k181/3/070k1 - 21670k204/0/050k33k
More Food for ThawtChaos Chosen1680k120/0/060k2 - 21780k191/3/050k39k
Blue Mountain GiantsDwarf1690k202/0/050k3 - 11540k173/1/050k33k
Amateur Professionals '78High Elf1760k140/0/060k3 - 11760k162/1/060k33k
Cold RockLizardmen1810k131/0/080k2 - 11730k122/1/020k24k
Pugs Not DrugsNecromantic Horror1700k110/0/070k2 - 11510k101/0/040k26k
ßronzed RaidersChaos Dwarf1650k101/0/020k1 - 21740k193/1/050k40k
Druchii DynastyDark Elf1640k61/1/070k0 - 21640k151/1/030k30k
BravadoWood Elf1640k203/0/070k2 - 11570k173/1/050k32k
Waaaaghton RedskinsOrc1800k110/0/080k2 - 01160k91/1/030k31k
Cult of the FiredrakeLizardmen1570k81/0/040k0 - 21730k141/1/060k30k
ßronzed RaidersChaos Dwarf1820k130/1/030k2 - 11720k151/3/150k27k
DidgerideadTomb Kings1540k121/0/160k1 - 01650k51/0/170k39k
Flack Ork FlockersOrc1790k162/0/050k2 - 21680k211/2/260k29k
Druchii DynastyDark Elf1600k191/0/090k4 - 11640k152/2/030k30k
Federated FowlersHuman1580k110/0/060k2 - 21520k235/1/030k33k
Cold RockLizardmen1620k101/0/060k1 - 11540k122/0/060k35k
Harlequin CircusElven Union1640k192/2/030k2 - 11440k141/1/030k31k
Crazy Beard ExpressChaos Dwarf1560k100/1/030k1 - 11680k152/2/070k29k
Cult of the FiredrakeLizardmen1580k183/1/060k2 - 11760k141/3/010k32k
Amateur Professionals '78High Elf1520k141/0/050k2 - 21810k181/2/030k37k
Amateur Professionals '78High Elf1490k181/1/150k2 - 21670k232/3/040k26k
Blue Mountain GiantsDwarf1460k110/0/050k2 - 11650k184/1/120k33k
Cold RockLizardmen1480k281/2/060k5 - 11700k100/1/040k34k
More Food for ThawtChaos Chosen1580k100/1/050k1 - 21730k171/2/050k28k
Styx αnd WarpstonesUnderworld Denizens1570k131/0/030k2 - 21520k142/0/050k27k
Pugs Not DrugsNecromantic Horror1730k160/0/070k3 - 11710k161/2/150k27k
Speeeeed KillzzzzHigh Elf1590k130/1/040k2 - 01550k81/0/050k32k
Cult of the FiredrakeLizardmen1490k80/0/040k1 - 21690k170/3/080k25k
Crazy Beard ExpressChaos Dwarf1210k131/0/070k2 - 11590k172/1/230k28k
Druchii DynastyDark Elf1570k120/1/060k1 - 21710k224/2/060k31k
Skelligen SpoilersNorse1430k81/0/030k0 - 21560k191/3/140k24k
Styx αnd WarpstonesUnderworld Denizens1460k151/1/040k2 - 11360k152/1/020k30k
Speeeeed KillzzzzHigh Elf1640k191/3/070k2 - 11630k90/0/020k29k
Blackwater CockfightersNorse1780k101/0/070k1 - 11750k140/2/180k34k