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UTEP Party Minors
Retired [L] Nurgle



Mascot:
Kheg Tappa

Race:
Party Animal
G

iving up any pretense of being a premier academic institution, the UTEP instituted a program of heavy recruiting amongst party animals. All players were encouraged to take a minor in the new 'Party' curriculum. The instructors recruited to teach the first year course, 'PRTY 101: Intoxicants', are a Who's Who amongst the inner circle of professional athletes and rock stars.

While several of the players for the UTEP Party Minors joined the team during open tryouts, many of those players have a decidedly unhealthy cast about them; often seen shambling down the field. The team has also announced an open door policy; offering to recruit from the opposition during active games!

It is fairly obvious that UTEP only has an athletic program as an excuse for the parties and tailgates.
Former rivals of the Cantucky Wildcats [S38]
Former rivals of the [NCBB] FlaSt Delfinoles [S34-36]
Former rivals of Appalahcian State Hillbillies [S36]
Former rivals of the Isha-ana State Sycamores [S32]
Team Trophies
Season 36

Salty Tears Bowl
Player Awards
Season 36
Levi Carlson
"Murder That" Award


Graduates
NamePositionSNotes
Leroy SausageRotter33NBFL S25/#54 Drafted to Cincinnati Hydras as a Dark Elf Lineelf
Paul PoundstonePestigor33#8 All time rusher
NBFL S25/#25 Draft to Los Angeles Glams as a High Elf Thrower (deceased)
Andrei "The Brick" RomerezBloater33NBFL S25/#49 Drafted to Manglesota Vile Kings as a Orc Black Orc Blocker(retired)
Angus "The Viking" SvensonBloater33NBFL S25/#46 Drafted to Hot Arizona Sticky as a Nurgle Bloater (retired)
Peter "da Wall" IpsteinBloater33NBFL S26/#31 to Destroit Lynels as a Bull Centaur (deceased)
Renée GagnonPestigor35NBFL S26/#20 to Warpstone Bay Ratscallions as a Gutter Runner (deceased)
Amani "Handsy" DanjumaRotspawn35NBFL S26/#9 Drafted to Kansas City Thiefs as a Pact Minotaur (retired)
Wyatt "Bull Dog" SimmonsBloater36Early Graduate. NBFL S28/#56 Drafted to Cleaved Land Bedlam as a Chaos Warrior
Luke 'Ice Man' NorthBloater36NBFL S28/#48 Drafted by WAS(xelron) as a Bloater (deceased)
Leo "Lionhart" EricksonBloater37NBFL S28/#50 Drafted by PHI(robocoyote) as a Chaos Warrior (deceased)
Aidan "The Stump" RogersBloater37NBFL S27/#67 Drafted to Khornsas City Khows as a Chaos Warrior
Andrew "Twinkle Toes" HosfordPestigor37NBFL S27/#18 Drafted to Warpstone Bay Ratscallions as a Gutter Runner
Levi CarlsonPestigor37NBFL S27/#49 Drafted to Carolina Pythoness as a Witch Elf (deceased)
Nothing yet.
NamePositionClassMajor
1Drake JacksonSpeedbump41CivE
2Reiko SatsumaDa Boot40ECON
3
4Dutch VivirPunching bag41PSCI
5Angus Feiser41JOUR
6
7
8Dan "da Man" CohenQuarter Back39ASTP
9Hyong Chang-MinRecruiter41PSY
10Angel 'Deacon' MartinezReceiver39THE
11Anton "Crazyeye" HermansenTackle41MATH
12Ângelo Teixeira CoelhoFull Back41THE
13Sean "Anger Issues" Cox Guard41CHAO
14Brandon MarshallGuard40MSCI
15Maddox "Iron Head" HallGuard41Dance
16Ethan 'Booger' Smythe Center39ENG
SeasonRecordNotes
S30 Non-AQ2-0-6Rough start, but a few new players were recruited from other schools.
S31 TBB1-4-4Tossed into the deep end, just struggling to survive in the cutthroat world of college football.
S32 TBB3-4-2
0-0-1		Invited to the Fireball Fire Bowl, which we lost.
S33 TBB2-4-1
0-0-1		Invited to the Planter's Goober Bowl, which we lost.
S34 TBB2-4-4Freshman recovery, and couldn't get all the elves to stop moving.
S35 TBB0-6-4Can't keep up with the stat-freaks produced by other programs.
S36 TBB4-2-4
1-0-0		Invited to and won the WaffleHouse Salty Tears Bowl
S37 TBB5-4-1
0-0-1		Maybe won the BB conference, lost Killer Lite Bowl.
S38 TBB0-4-6Freshman recovery again. Fouled too often in game seven - No bowl game for UTEP.
S390-0-0UTEP missed the filing date.

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Drake Jackson
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
2
Reiko Satsuma
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
Mighty Blow
   30 0 2 0 2 0 10/ 70k
(40+30)k
  
4
Dutch Vivir
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   18 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Angus Feiser
Rotter
5 3 3 8
Decay, Nurgle's Rot
   12 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Dan "da Man" Cohen
Pestigor
6 4 4 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+ST, Block, +AG, Sure Hands
 n 32 2 11 0 1 5 62/ 210k
(80+130)k
  
9
Hyong Chang-Min
Pestigor
6 3 4 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
+AG, Block
   10 4 2 0 1 3 27/ 140k
(80+60)k
  
10
Angel 'Deacon' Martinez
Pestigor
7 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Extra Arms, +MA
   31 2 1 0 3 4 31/ 150k
(80+70)k
  
11
Anton "Crazyeye" Hermansen
Pestigor
6 3 3 8
Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   10 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 100k
(80+20)k
  
12
Ângelo Teixeira Coelho
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   10 0 0 1 2 1 11/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
13
Sean "Anger Issues" Cox
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   9 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
14
Brandon Marshall
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block
   21 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
15
Maddox "Iron Head" Hall
Bloater
4 4 2 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration
Block, Guard
   10 0 0 0 1 3 17/ 150k
(110+40)k
  
16
Ethan 'Booger' Smythe
Rotspawn
4 5 1 9
Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles
Guard, Stand Firm, Block
   32 0 0 0 6 5 37/ 210k
(140+70)k
  
13 players  
Coach: razmus Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Nurgle Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1820k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 1160k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1820k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:87 (20/32/35) |TD Diff:-27 (79 - 106) |Cas Diff:106 (129/58/25 - 46/38/22)
Last Opponent: NotreShameFightin'Elvish

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Kent State Golden RatsSkaven980k100/1/040k1 - 21000k170/1/190k10k
St. Francis Dead Flash [2016]Tomb Kings940k60/0/010k0 - 11020k80/0/060k16k
Washington State CentaursChaos Dwarf960k162/1/160k1 - 01160k71/0/050k20k
Oregon STATE DamnationShambling Undead1060k70/1/050k0 - 21030k131/0/070k24k
LSU ReapersNecromantic Horror1080k50/0/030k0 - 31360k203/0/050k18k
U of Wisconsin Rat-GrrrrsSkaven1180k161/2/160k1 - 21180k140/1/050k20k
Fighting UlthinoisHigh Elf1200k173/0/060k2 - 11100k111/0/010k18k
Texas ShortlegsDwarf1440k50/0/060k0 - 11580k80/0/060k30k
Oregon STATE DamnationShambling Undead1420k100/0/040k1 - 21380k200/3/160k20k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1080k71/0/070k0 - 11800k102/0/020k21k
Bro-hio State Buckeyes [2016]Wood Elf1420k194/0/030k2 - 21640k120/0/030k29k
Fighting UlthinoisHigh Elf1450k193/0/170k2 - 21560k130/0/080k19k
U-Dub ElfskiesHigh Elf1540k191/3/030k2 - 22250k140/1/040k26k
[2016] Karak UniversityDwarf1490k90/2/020k0 - 21820k131/0/060k17k
[2016] Poli PuerkosDwarf1610k122/0/070k1 - 01660k71/0/030k29k
[2016] Mz State Bull DawgzOrc1640k100/1/060k1 - 12060k180/2/370k24k
Notre Dame Flying IrishElven Union1620k121/1/030k1 - 21480k160/1/070k25k
Bro-hio State Buckeyes [2016]Wood Elf1650k133/0/050k1 - 11550k121/0/070k31k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1710k174/0/030k1 - 21830k120/0/060k31k
Colgate Ultra-BretsBretonnian1750k122/0/070k1 - 01450k130/3/020k20k
[2016] Poli PuerkosDwarf1680k152/1/070k1 - 11730k141/2/030k24k
Isha-ana State SycamoresWood Elf1700k122/0/070k1 - 11380k110/1/160k23k
U-Dub ElfskiesHigh Elf1780k121/1/030k1 - 11880k90/0/080k29k
Oooklahoma FlingersSimyin1870k121/0/070k2 - 11730k100/0/150k26k
East Carolina PyratesHuman1790k181/1/130k2 - 11810k100/1/160k25k
[2016] AF Warpstone FalconsUnderworld Denizens1660k164/0/010k1 - 31250k191/1/030k22k
[2016] IVCC RanchersChaos Chosen1730k112/1/020k0 - 11390k141/1/150k28k
U-Dub ElfskiesHigh Elf1790k121/0/150k1 - 22110k130/0/030k28k
Colgate Ultra-BretsBretonnian1840k101/0/050k1 - 11770k122/0/050k31k
Oooklahoma FlingersSimyin1840k213/1/160k2 - 01840k90/0/150k26k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1810k192/2/160k1 - 11830k100/0/140k29k
Bro-hio State Buckeyes [2016]Wood Elf1800k173/1/050k1 - 11670k101/0/030k26k
[NCBB] FlaSt DelfinolesDark Elf1830k172/1/170k1 - 11840k100/0/060k33k
Purdue BraziermakersDark Elf1930k111/0/040k1 - 01370k60/0/020k24k
Ball State Crimson BirdsHuman1920k91/1/030k0 - 11620k90/0/080k35k
Saint Louis BillikensHigh Elf1580k142/1/060k1 - 11710k90/0/070k34k
[NCBB] FlaSt DelfinolesDark Elf1670k60/0/030k0 - 31700k190/1/070k29k
Ball State Crimson BirdsHuman1690k131/0/060k2 - 11550k100/1/060k25k
U of Wisconsin Rat-GrrrrsSkaven1720k141/1/140k1 - 11430k90/0/040k26k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1790k122/0/040k1 - 11850k121/0/180k27k
Berea Bleeding AngelsAmazon1810k92/0/010k0 - 11590k170/3/060k32k
Fayetteville Bronchospasms [16Wood Elf1610k60/0/010k0 - 51640k251/0/160k30k
Appalahcian State HillbilliesHuman1790k120/1/170k1 - 11500k80/0/040k28k
[NCBB] BYU CougarsHigh Elf1830k194/0/050k2 - 11670k120/0/070k24k
Hawaii WarrielvesElven Union1840k112/1/140k0 - 31670k180/0/030k32k
[NCBB] FlaSt DelfinolesDark Elf1890k180/3/240k1 - 12040k120/1/040k31k
[2016] Mz State Bull DawgzOrc1880k132/0/020k1 - 11850k141/0/280k28k
Ball State Crimson BirdsHuman1830k80/0/060k1 - 11860k80/0/050k30k
Fayetteville Bronchospasms [16Wood Elf1820k133/0/040k1 - 21940k120/0/040k31k
Berea Bleeding AngelsAmazon1820k90/2/060k0 - 21590k202/1/170k32k
Appalahcian State HillbilliesHuman1570k100/1/030k1 - 21490k120/0/050k23k
[2016] Poli PuerkosDwarf1640k162/2/050k1 - 11920k120/1/050k32k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1630k163/1/060k1 - 11810k100/0/140k29k
Ottawa Bee-Bees [2016]Shambling Undead1680k90/1/120k0 - 21920k153/0/070k27k
U of Wisconsin Rat-GrrrrsSkaven1720k142/1/140k1 - 11430k101/0/070k25k
[NCBB] FlaSt DelfinolesDark Elf1620k81/0/010k0 - 12140k140/1/170k31k
Ohio Wesleyan Battling BendersElven Union1500k111/1/170k0 - 11640k90/0/060k26k
Nippon U Triumphant LionsLizardmen1690k175/0/130k0 - 11420k101/0/090k28k
Wastern Michigan BronKhornesDaemons of Khorne1730k143/0/050k1 - 11580k121/1/060k26k
Alabama Silver TideHigh Elf1700k182/3/050k1 - 01490k70/0/060k28k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1810k103/0/030k0 - 21920k111/0/080k34k
Fayetteville Bronchospasms [16Wood Elf1820k162/1/140k1 - 02120k60/0/060k33k
Berea Bleeding AngelsAmazon1870k203/2/160k1 - 01500k112/0/070k35k
Appalahcian State HillbilliesHuman1890k214/1/020k2 - 21610k152/0/050k31k
[2016] Poli PuerkosDwarf1900k193/0/170k2 - 01700k102/0/010k23k
Ohio Wesleyan Battling BendersElven Union1950k110/0/060k2 - 11940k80/0/020k35k
[2016] Washington HuskarlsNorse1790k70/1/170k0 - 11960k100/1/050k28k
U Pike Pain BearersDark Elf1760k110/0/050k2 - 01660k70/1/070k28k
Kansas Red Leg RaidersNorse1790k143/0/040k1 - 01930k80/1/010k34k
NotreShameFightin'ElvishHigh Elf1620k151/1/180k1 - 11490k80/0/070k29k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1860k175/0/030k1 - 11750k80/0/040k35k
[2016] Poli PuerkosDwarf1900k151/1/060k2 - 01770k71/0/020k21k
[2016] Normandale CUCChaos Chosen1910k131/1/080k1 - 11620k91/0/060k26k
[2016] Cantucky WildcatsChaos Dwarf1940k121/1/030k1 - 11940k121/2/050k32k
Tunxis Community Bash-HerdHuman1780k171/0/230k2 - 01520k80/0/150k25k
Alabama Silver TideHigh Elf1910k130/2/060k2 - 11660k90/0/020k24k
UC San Dogo KrytensHigh Elf2020k112/1/030k0 - 12120k111/0/060k28k
Manitoba BizonsChaos Chosen1710k61/0/070k0 - 11900k121/1/020k30k
[2016] Texas Tech Red ReptilesLizardmen1660k81/0/010k0 - 11830k100/2/070k30k
BA's Austin BoarbatusksChaos Renegade1440k111/0/060k1 - 11620k142/1/060k26k
[2016] Normandale CUCChaos Chosen1710k81/0/030k1 - 11640k100/0/130k28k
[2016] CaliforniaLizardmen1760k121/1/050k1 - 11500k80/0/020k18k
Alabama Silver TideHigh Elf1710k141/2/040k1 - 21730k131/0/070k31k
[2016] Poli PuerkosDwarf1730k60/1/010k0 - 21640k131/0/050k25k
ITBA TinkerersHigh Elf1750k91/1/050k1 - 21740k140/0/130k32k
[2016] Cantucky WildcatsChaos Dwarf1770k80/0/150k0 - 11790k142/0/170k32k
NotreShameFightin'ElvishHigh Elf1810k80/0/070k1 - 11730k120/1/020k34k